Make-up free Gwyneth Paltrow

God, I love that photo.

shocking

So funny. When I saw this vapid item in the Daily Mail, I just knew you bitches would want to comment on it.

One of the worlds most beautiful? I'm choking on my laughter as I type....

I am sure Valentino is THRILLED with the photos of the Gwyneth bag. She looks like a drunken sailor. Would it kill her to run a brush through her hair and put on some lip gloss? And a belt?

Most people look refreshed and relaxed after vacations. She looks like she needs another one.

I just read that she and her new husband don't live together because of their kids?!

The Sad Last Days

That’s a man, baby!

She really turned into a lard ass.

She looks like any other aging frau.

She doesn't look quite as bad as Ellen without the makeup and hair magic.

Gwyneth 35 years from now.

She looks like a 60 year old Swedish hooker. Is that a side effect of having one's vagina steamed too often?

R6 I just read that too. What in the fuck was the point of getting married? They have plenty of money to buy a new mansion where the kids can all have their own space. She is such a fucktard, yes, let's let the kids run the show.

She said "I don't know how to be a stepmother." Well, maybe you could have practiced a little before getting married? It can't be too terribly different from being, I don't know...a mother??

Momma Blythe looks younger.

I think she looks good for her age.

The phrase 12 miles of bad road comes to mind...

Goop sounds like she might be afraid of her stepkid's mother. She brags so much about her loving "brother" husband Chris Martin but never mentions Brad Falchuk's ex.

Maybe because Goop fucked Brad while he was still married and the ex can't stand the bitch.

*stepkids' mother

Thought he only had one child... he has two.

R12 Not if she keeps GOOPing, bitch!

R19

It's pretty common for step-moms and bio moms to hate each other, especially if the step-mom oversteps her bounds in pretending to be the step-kids' "mother". I'll give Goop credit that she isn't pulling that brand of bullshit. I would have pegged her for the suffocating, control freak step-mom who won't listen when the kids and the bio mom tell her to back off.

She looks good. Geez.

Why does she need to wear makeup? I think so many people look like shit, because they pile that crap on.

One of the most positive things about living outside of LA at the moment, is living in an environment where people look natural and normal.

Agreed R22 but I don't think sharing a home with your husband, especially when he probably has custody of his kids less than full-time, is overstepping. Maintaining separate homes "for the kids" is weird.

I guess all that expensive shit she hawks doesn't work after all...

What did Harvey see in this?

Call Security pronto! There is a bag lady at Journelle!!!

Gwyneth’s face is an absolute tragedy. Although it doesn’t get any better with makeup. She should just crawl into a hole and disappear.

GOOP looked terrible in the Kevin Aucoin movie. Smudgy dark eyeliner and shadow and not much else but her stringy bleached hair, meh. She's just super MEH.

Not at all a fan of Goop, but.... clearly she isn't a tragic victim of botox and fillers. I admire her and her husband for keeping both their homes for their children. i see it as far-sighted and unselfish. They'll be off to university soon enough and will always be grateful their parents didn't disrupt their lives and force them into a living situation not of their choosing.

That kind of parenting attitude is why younger Millennials and Gen Z are useless, entitled little fucks. Married adults live together, otherwise what is the point? Children sharing a palatial mansion with a stepparent is not some kind of hardship.

Having every dinner and spending every weekend with teenage strangers they may not like or get on with is not something most teenagers (or younger children) would choose. Many people have horrible memories of being forced into blended family situations, and have lingering resentment toward their parents as a result.

She told him to live in his mansion or else he wouldn't be there. She treats her husbands like pets on a leash. You go where goop tells you to go.

I think she looks decent, actually. Most people aren't at their best appearance wise after a long plane flight. It's definitely not a time I'd want to get photographed.

Why is she compelled to vacation with her ex Chris Martin and his girlfriend? That seems so toxic for both.

Who is this old man in a blonde wig?

She's looking like Tilda Swinton who is 20 years older and 100x more talented.

Brad is so hot, urgh what a waste.

Gilda Swindon is infinitely more beautiful than she.....

Tilda Swinton has no eyelashes.

Make that Tilda Swinton ^^^…I hate spell check...

Gwyneth looks like she is in the process of transitioning.

Well, I’m sure a little Gwyneth goes a long way! It’s telling that even her new husband has that figured out and won’t live with her, you know FOR THE CHILDREN. And he cheated on his wife, broke up family, so that sucks. She is one of the most disliked celebs and even her family feels that way.

Brad Falchuk is too successful, too hot, and too well thought of the remain in this crazy relationship. He will be consciously uncoupling, soon then consciously getting his big dick sucked by a line up of men and woman.

She looks like Martha Stewart.

On Martha’s worst day.

Could he have thrown it all away for true love with her? Is that possible?

Gwyneth got the memo and slapped on some war paint to cook with Antoni.

She had to get married because Spielberg, the guy who always bails her out of all her mess, is a religious Fundamentalist. But for all intents and purposes, she is shacking up. I think her kids and mother are side eyeing this guy. At least, she is not pulling a "dirty john."

She does not brush her hair. She leaves it to the gods, unless she has a high end hair stylist touch it. Take notes bitches, " frizz is the new black."

Tres chic!

Yeah, she’s too big a STAR to groom herself.

She looks like a cross between Jan Brady and Jodie Foster.

She is really homely without makeup

Grace Kelly reincarnated, said one critic about her twenty years ago...Kiki. Not.

It’s amazing how much makeup and bleach makes a difference in her case. I slag her, but I like that she appears comfortable either way. And Does not push perfect appearance all of time such as Gwen Stefani or Kardashians. She does her own thing at least. But not that she she is so entitled to get with married man. All her men, except Ben, have rumored to be with men too. Chris, Brad and Brad 2.0

R42 my entire life would be made, if she sewed on Bruce’s olde Dick!

Plain white woman. Her hair is too blonde(like that Bessette bitch), she should warm it up some.

[quote]But not that she she is so entitled to get with married man.

Both she and Falchuk were married when they started seeing each other.

She looks a lot more like her father (and Jake) without makeup.