James Wolk would be much more famous if he had better hair

No. He’s as famous as he would ever be.

James is proof that the casting couch and/or fucking the producer/director/writers can only do so much.

He has great hair. He needs to rub it all over me.

He has beautiful big honest eyes.

What's wrong with his hair? Looks fine to me. With those eyes and that beautiful smile, he could be bald and still sexy.

His body fur is heavenly.

So are his thighs.

I like his hair too.

How are the pubes?

Ugg...his eyes look like two burnt holes in a bed pan.

Here is showing ass

You could land planes on his upper lip.

I'd suck on that bottom lip so hard he'd shoot a load in his shorts.

I would land endless sweet soft kisses on his upper lip,R12 . And all over the rest of him too. Hes so damn handsome it should be a crime hes not a STAH.

I'd still fuck him. I love fucking guys that look like him.

Um...could you send me some of those guys when you're through with them?

He’s cute but the booty is a bit flat...sad face.

Yeah his ass looks really flat in that clip. Maybe that's why it's taken him so long to show it. I don't know why I expected him to have something a little bigger, especially with those delicious thighs.

He is a Triple B. Basic, bland and boring.

Well he’s no Sam Page...

Looks just fine to me (and everything else)

Because he's straight R20?

He’s obsessed with the 50s. Has a fascination with that era.

He’s also a swimmer and runner, hence the beautiful thighs and broad shoulder.

Some people just don’t have an ass no matter what they do.

As if anybody cares, but I agree with the OP- it's lacking sexiness/styling. Mary!

If they ever remade the Incredible Hulk tv series, he would make a good David Banner.

Beautiful man!

What a cutie patootie ! Hes so fucking handsome I wouldnt even care if he had a 4 incher. i never say that !

My God! He's so cute. He just seems so sweet. I love how, sometimes, his eyes look blue and, other times, they look green. Really beautiful.

Lee Pace Lite.

He's a bit long in the tooth these days for that pleading puppy dog look to work in his favor.

he would be much more successful if he weren't a rapid aging Jew. His jew DNA is really starting to show now.

R28 they change colors. Some eyes do that

So hot.

Oh James

The problem is his body hair. He has way too much and it's gross. Has he never heard of waxing? And don't get me started on that icky 5 o'clock shadow. His stubble should be classified as a weapon. He looks like he needs to shave his face 10 times a day. And it wouldn't hurt for him to hit the gym a little more. Invisible abs=Invisible with me.

I think the stubble is hot.

He looks like he could be Josh Peck's older brother, or his long-lost uncle.

I'd like James to rub his stubble all over my asshole.

I bet he has a big thick forest of a bush. Can you imagine anything more stomach turning?

He’s beautiful

[quote]Ugg...his eyes look like two burnt holes in a bed pan.

This made me laugh almost as much as someone once describing some guy's face as looking like a "dropped pie" - and I still have no idea what that meant but it makes me laugh every time I recall that description.

Is he Canadian? He has that certain Canadianness about him.

He looks like good husband material. Too bad he doesn't travel on the wild side.

James Wolk would be much more famous if anybody knew who he was.

Is his ass really that flat? For some reason, white boys with incredible legs are lacking in the posterior...why come?

It's not the flattest ass I've seen, but it is surprising given how meaty his thighs are.

He's very cute, but he'd better make it happen quick or it will never happen for him. He will become the Monte Markham of the 21st century.

Was Monte Markham ever as hot as James, though?

James has been quite good in several roles, but there's never been a role where I haven't though "that could have been played by any other dark haired guy with light eyes and a great smile." I'd say he's looking forward to a Hallmark movie career. He's got that non-edgy vibe. I want to fuck him, sure, but I also want to snuggle with him and take him home to meet my parents.

Monte Markham was never hot.

James Wolk is gorgeous. He looks like what would happen if you mixed Paul Rudd, Ryan Gosling, and a younger Mark Harmon into someone better looking than all of them. I have no idea who he is, though. I did watch Mad Men, but I don’t recall him, which may explain why he’s not a star: just not memorable.

[quote] He’s better looking than all of them. I have no idea who he is, though.

Ah. The James Marsden Corollary.

He's sexy. That is true - he has no ass - but some of us are genetically doomed in that regard. I have a tight body, work out all the time, and do a million fucking squats all the time - still no ass.

I want him to do me. Hard.

He had a forceps accident when being pulled from his mother, as we see from his misshapen face. He is still cute, though.

James, I do not know why you are posting here for attention. That is odd.

Maybe, OP, he can try on a few of your bald Momma's wigs.

He's definitely stunning, but he really isn't terribly memorable or interesting. He should try playing a serial killer or something edgier to see if he could swing it.

Nice package!

He's not bad looking, but he has a feminine body...narrow shoulders, wide hips, poor muscle tone. And if those traits aren't enough of a deal breaker, all that gross body hair is truly the kiss of death. Next...

I'd do him, often.

I think he’s gorgeous.

He doesn't need to do a damn thing about his body hair. He's not exactly Robin Williams hirsute anyway.

I'm not convinced R58 knows what feminine bodies actually look like.

Flat or not, I’d certainly pinch his buttocks!

You bitches really have questionable taste. James Wolk? Are you fucking serious? If he were a stripper, he'd be laughed off the stage.

Some of us like to venture beyond the stripper archetype I suppose

That OP pic does him no favors. Old, Melbin Ari looking thing.

[quote]Ugg...his eyes look like two burnt holes in a bed pan.

At least they aren't blue.

R58 is clearly a mental case if he thinks that's a feminine body. Or more likely just the typical DL troll.

R64 id walk over a pile of buff,plucked weho queens to suck on this mans hairy asshole for hours . Hes gorgeous but not intimidatingly so . Id also like to add I slept with 3 different strippers during my career,and to the man they sucked in bed. Yes,they were pretty to look at,but dead fucks.

r69 is riddled with issues...and parasitic infections from the sound of it.

"Not great, Bob!" LMAO

I'm with R69. James seems so rimmable. You just know he'd have a gorgeous hole with just the right amount of hair. And he's way hotter than most of those gym rats. I find guys like him and Chris Pine to be hotter than those types. You can tell that they work out and stay in shape, but they're not in the gym all day.

He's a handsome sexy guy! Love his fuzzy chest and yep he could do anything he wanted to me in bed.

He is hot in that guy next door kind of way.

He's GORGEOUS!

He makes me think of a guy who is absolutely stunningly handsome, but has no idea just how fucking handsome he is. They're the best kind.

You queens really need to get some taste. There's no way he'd even qualify as an IG model, which is what we're all pretty much looking for. He'd be laughed off IG.

Nobody's actually as vapid as R77, right? It's just trollin'

He seems like the type to get his roles though honest auditions. Maybe he should have taken the ride on a few important cocks if he wanted to become a bigger star.

Some people have morals, I find them boring.

I am very attracted to him but I think calling him "stunning" and "gorgeous" is a bit strange -- it's his normal guy cuteness that makes the attraction. He's like the Platonic Ideal of Cute. He's a box of puppies turned into a man.

I'm totally serious. It's not called vapid. It's called selective. I like my men IG hot, and Wolk far from qualifies. He's passably cute, I suppose, but I tots agree that referring to him as stunning or handsome is really pushing it. You gals can't be THAT blind, can you? He doesn't have good posture and as I've written upthread, the body hair and heavy 5 o'clock shadow are dick wilters. And he needs to spend some more time in the gym if he hopes to get my attention, He looks like any AWG I'd see at the market and at whom I wouldn't give a second look.

Eh, diff strokes. I'd take a guy like Wolk over 95% of the cookie cutter Instahos

They don't call 'em "instahos" for nothing. They're all vapid, brainless, mental cases who can't get anywhere in the real entertainment business so the poor mooks have to resort to posting pictures of themselves on Instagram.

Yet, r83, that is what 99.99% of gay men covet and lust after, including myself. I live in HK, and I can tell you right now that Wolk would NOT get cruised very much on the street, if at all. And it he walked side-by-side with a gorgeous adonis with bulging biceps and abs for days, Wolk would be totally invisible. Wolk maybe ok looking, but certainly not good looking enough for HK.

Anybody want to take bets R84 is some 45 year roided out old queen dressed like hes 30 and trying desperately to hang on to her long gone desirability ? Bitch,nobody wants you with your crepey wrinkled skin and eraser sized chewed up nipples . Like HK is the standard by wich all gay men judge desirability .Be gone,Trollina !

^Actually, doll. I'm 43, but can pass for late 20s/early 30s. I have a very strict diet and exercise regiment and it shows. I've got a cut-up body and have been told I'm hot, even by HK standards. I could be an IG model I've been told, but I don't have the time. Wolk is just not my type. He looks like any and every person from my hometown in the midwest, and that's just not appealing to me. The gods smiled on HK, but not on Mr. Wolk from the look of him.

If a man as beautiful as James would be shunned by the gay community because he doesn't have a gym rat body, then maybe we deserve to be hate crime-d. This is why I always say that the gay community doesn't really exist. It's just a bunch of bitter, bitchy queens who wouldn't know sexy if it bit them on the ass.

I do also find it amusing that an absolutely hideous bride troll could start working out and, all of a sudden, he'd have 50 dates lined up in a week. It's sad. Whatever happened to just staying in decent shape and having a nice face and personality? A nice bubble butt and big cock are a plus perhaps, but they're not deal breakers.

R81, R84, R86

You are a precious jewel - even by Hong Kong standards

Don’t ever change - and say hi to all the girls on Instagram

"I am 43 but can pass for 20/30s" The mantra of DL.

Nose job; brow lift; chin cleft implant

[quote] Actually, doll. I'm 43, but can pass for late 20s/early 30s

ROTFLMMFAO!! Yeah Toots, suuuuuuuure you are.

[quote]He’s cute but the booty is a bit flat...sad face.

Typed the 290-pound, 73-year-old gargoyle . . .

How telling that so many of us homos only go for freaks.

When there are exquisite looking men like Wolk all over the place.

Wolk exquisite? Honey, run, don't walk, to your eye doctor.

I don't see anything at all "exquisite" about Wolk. Sad, puppy dog looking face. Gross, overly hairy body. Too prominent a 5 o'clock shadow. Small looking package. Narrow shoulders. Wide hips. No visible abs; Small-ish pecs. Skinny arms. Poor posture. Oh did I mention all that gross body hair? Hard pass on this guy.

[quote]Hard pass on this guy.

Typed the 312-pound, 74-year-old gargoyle . . .

I want him in my mouth.

I think he’s just way too old.

He’s so handsome and sweet.

He’s married with a kid. He’s a family man, a good boy.

Hong Kong queen sounds a lot like AIKC.

I can only imagine what all that hair smells like when you're up close to him. Probably gives off the sickening aroma of musk and testosterone. No one wants to breathe in that.

R102 you'd never smell him over all the Jean Nate you spritz over your entire body.

He does look like he smells, and not in a good way. Can't he just buy a can of Nare and shave all of it off?

God, some of you are so prissy.

What's with his top lip? Does he suck it in every picture or is it just significantly smaller than the bottom lip?

He ever do Seb Stan?

He doesn’t do men.

Sure, Jan.

Wow! If James Wolk is some of you people's idea of ugly, I'm starting to think I'm really into ugly guys. I'm convinced you could get some ugly horse face, give him some steroids, and send him to the gym for a few months and, suddenly, he'd be a heartthrob.