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I need Eric Swalwell inside me quite deeply

Balls deep!

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by Anonymousreply 30January 26, 2019 6:59 AM

Would you change your name to SwallowWell for me?

by Anonymousreply 1January 20, 2019 3:50 PM

He looks half-tard.

by Anonymousreply 2January 20, 2019 4:17 PM

His wife's name is Brittany. How much more white bread can you get? At least he's a Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 3January 20, 2019 6:15 PM

Text book "horse-cock face"

by Anonymousreply 4January 20, 2019 6:17 PM

R1 I would for Rep Swells Well, yes.

by Anonymousreply 5January 20, 2019 7:16 PM

Indeed, R4!

by Anonymousreply 6January 20, 2019 7:17 PM

Good politician. But he's too Midwestern plain for me. Yes, he represents the 15th district in California, but he was raised in Sac City, Iowa. Sac City, really?

by Anonymousreply 7January 20, 2019 7:22 PM

I like him. He's not the most "EXCITING" politician around but he's refreshing because I've had quite enough of the yelling Orange Turd, thank you. He seems knowledgeable, rational, stable and thoughtful when I hear him speak (mostly on CNN). He doesn't get excited or mad. He just answers the questions being asked. A real solid guy. He wants to ban all assault rifles and he's not afraid to call out Trump's bullshit. It's nice to see him take his baby to Congress for the swearing in ceremony. He has two daughters under the age of two.

by Anonymousreply 8January 20, 2019 7:29 PM

He's adorable. As well as smart and courageous.

He comes off as too young for a Presidential candidtae but he'd make a great VP, especially for Kamala or Cory.

by Anonymousreply 9January 20, 2019 7:31 PM

I want him to sit on my face

by Anonymousreply 10January 20, 2019 7:53 PM

He’s wonderful.

by Anonymousreply 11January 20, 2019 7:55 PM

Sorry, but 3 button jackets are out.

by Anonymousreply 12January 20, 2019 8:11 PM

And you can have him.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 20, 2019 8:14 PM

Showing how he likes it from behind.

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by Anonymousreply 14January 20, 2019 8:14 PM

A thing...of...beauty?

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by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2019 8:15 PM

I like him, but I wouldn't describe him as more than average in terms of looks. (A little on the cro-magnon end of things with that high forehead, heavy thick brow line and rather small eyes). I'd still do him, if he were gay, but beauty, while sometimes is truly in the eye of the beholder, still has some universal parameters. (Symmetrical features, big eyes, nice face shape, etc). Like most gay men, I like attractive sex partners, but they don't have to be beautiful. By the same token, I'm not a size queen, but I can be impressed.......

by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2019 8:53 PM

Did we really need ANOTHER thread about this non-entity?

by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2019 8:58 PM

It's not so much his physical beauty (or lack) that's attractive. He has a genuinely sincere and caring manner that's very engaging and telegenic.

by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2019 10:08 PM

[quote]Text book "horse-cock face"

He doesn't have a long face and dark hair.

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2019 10:12 PM

R13's pic looks like Jerry O'Connell in costume playing a politician.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2019 10:13 PM

Huge

pendulous

cock

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2019 10:45 PM

He looks better on TV than he does in stills. I like him and his old-fashioned vibe.

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2019 11:08 PM

He has a bit of a cocky Matt Damon esque thing

by Anonymousreply 23January 20, 2019 11:25 PM

What R8 said. He's spent almost the entire last two years speaking against Trump AND the Republicans who have been covering for him.

Who else has done that on an almost daily basis?

by Anonymousreply 24January 26, 2019 4:52 AM

A perfect example:

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by Anonymousreply 25January 26, 2019 4:55 AM

His looks are vastly improved when his face is covered in semen

by Anonymousreply 26January 26, 2019 4:58 AM

[quote]Good politician. But he's too Midwestern plain for me. Yes, he represents the 15th district in California, but he was raised in Sac City, Iowa. Sac City, really?

Only for the very early part of his childhood.

California saved him from a life of Deplorable values.

by Anonymousreply 27January 26, 2019 6:03 AM

My bi-dar pings every time he's on tee-vee.

by Anonymousreply 28January 26, 2019 6:03 AM

He was just on Don Lemon. So was Amy Klobuchar and I like her better as a Presidential candidate

by Anonymousreply 29January 26, 2019 6:59 AM

Huge balls that slap against his thunderous thighs when he walks around naked.

by Anonymousreply 30January 26, 2019 6:59 AM
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