BRAD TRIES IT THERON Brad Pitt is dating Charlize Theron after the pair were introduced by her ex-fiancé Sean Penn

Oh gods from one mental cunt with tranny kids to another. He has shitty taste in pussy

When will he start looking like her?

She apparently liked dating craggy, drug addled messes.

Is he going to help her with her son? They might work except they are both alcoholics.

I think Keanu tried to be straight for her.

Well, if Brad and Charlize can't make it work...

And my trans child actually is African.

He loves the crazy girls. Charlize is f*cking NUTS.

This will be another train wreck.

I thought she was just fine...until she adopted kids, as if they were puppies. Does she have one or two?

He's always picking bad-tempered, demanding narcissists. What happened in his family? Is his mother a massive cunt?

[quote] Is his mother a massive cunt?

Yes.

Charlize Theron reminds me of Princess Charlene of Monaco.

Didn't Cherlize kill her father and her mum took the rap a la Cheryl and Lana Turner?

Charlize Theron reminds me of the female Founder on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Doubtful. Didn't she ghost Sean Penn and never speak to him again?

(and besides the tabloid at CVS said he is back with Jen and they are having a kid via surrogate)

This is incredibly amusing. Brad has managed, somehow, to find a woman possibly more insane than Angie. Of all the women (and men) throwing themselves at him he hitches himself to this shark eyed wacko. I get a distinct Jennifer /Sarah Hart vibe from Charlize. Something in Charlize's eyes is simply... off. Hopefully, Brad won't let her plan any scenic cliffside vacations for the whole family.

Plus Brad dated Juliette Lewis and escorted her to the Oscars when she was a nominee and wore corn rows. They should have put him on medication back then.

Charlize is a very odd duck. She appears determined to transform her two dark skinned sons into blonde girls. If she wanted blonde daughters so badly why didn't she just fuck an uber waspy guy? Just hook up with one of Taylor Swift 's exes or something and she could have her blonde, blue eyed child 9 months later.

If this is true it actually makes perfect sense. Not sure why this pairing didn't occur to me when reading those "But who can Brad date nooow?" posts.

The lipstick alley lunatics in this thread should be burned alive.

she must be infertile r19

Brad has a taste for bisexual bipolar druggies

You'd think he'd just get some adoring 25 year old who'll be delighted to just be around him and occasionally get to go to some glamorous Hollywood party. Every secretary in LA is hoping for a gig like that.

r23, who doesn't?

The Sin is one of the worst tabloids out there

interesting typo r26

[quote]Plus Brad dated Juliette Lewis and escorted her to the Oscars when she was a nominee and wore corn rows. They should have put him on medication back then.

She was a child of 17, when he started dating her, so of course her fashion/hair choices for the occassion will be out there.

But the DL said he was downlow fucking Frank Ocean! Now him dating Charlize seems even more fake than Rami and his gf.

R27 wasn't a typo. The Sin and the S*n is how it should be addressed as

R14, the other way around. her mom shot the husband, who was a raging and very violent alcoholic according to theron

Charlize is African, I wonder that she does not move back.

What is the matter with you bunch of dipshits?? There is nothing wrong with Charlize. She is not crazy, or mean. You assholes are just jealous. There was nothing wrong with Jennifer Aniston. Brad just picks out the flavor of the month and hooks up with them. Everyone but Jennifer knew that Angle was going to have Brad for lunch.

He has no personality to speak of, he needs to attach himself to a famous woman and adopt hers.

But Brad and Jen are having a baby girl!

Jen said so at the Gender Reveal Party!

The new issue of In Touch Weekly says so, so it must be true!

[Quote] Charlize is African, I wonder that she does not move back.

She became a United States citizen over 10 years ago.

So she's a true Unitedstatesian now.

Isn't she a member of Mensa? Or am I confused again.

r38 Sharon Stone is the one who claims to be a member of Mensa. Charlize just claims to not have been the one who murdered her father. We all know they're both lying.

Brad seems like a good guy but really wonder if he is very bright. I have always liked him and many of his performances have been effective. If this drives Angie crazier, at least there is some good in it.

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"What about ME?!"

Charlize the nut hates daddy even more than Angie does. At least Angie will call dear ol pops when she needs something, Theron killed hers .And she takes that unresolved anger out on her kids. I'm starting to question Brad's mental health as well. He had a chance for a fresh start , why would he date someone equally crazy?

[Quote] Doubtful. Didn't she ghost Sean Penn and never speak to him again?

Is that a bad thing??

Brad should get back with Jen. That would fry Angie’s ass.

Charlize is past her child-bearing years, they'd have to adopt if they want children. They would've made gorgeous children though.

She's 43, R46. It's still doable.

Aren’t they both gay?

Barely, you realize the odds are greatly against it over 40.

I have tits

Charlize exhibits all the characteristics of someone with bi-polar disorder. Thanks for posting the picture of her kids smiling. The only time I've seen her and her kids pictures is when she was abusing them. Bard, please!!! Stay away. And you know Charlize will slice Angelina into pieces? Yes! I can't wait. Angie is prolly going to court as we speak to re arrange the custody of the kids so Charlize will not be able to go near them.

Let him have her. I munched that carpet years ago and dropped it off on Sean Penn's curb.

[quote] Bard, please!!!

R31 Yeah, that is what Lana Turner said too

I really think Bard needs to become the new pron

Of course, Jennifer Aniston has to be brought up, with every woman Brad is with... looking sad.. via Daily Mail, etc. Lol...

..*with a pic of her looking sad*... correction..

Brad has always used showmances for PR. Gwyneth Jennifer Angelina - otherwise his career would have ended years ago

Most likely a fake PR stunt. But with Neri first and now Charlize, I imagine Brad sitting with his team dreaming up dating scenarios to send to the press that would drive Angie fucking crazy. So far I think he's succeeded.

Brarlize

Bradlize

Chad

Bharlize

Charad

Chrad

Thitt

Peron

Theritt

ThePitt

I like Peron and ThePitt, R60.

Fake news. I don't believe it.

Juliette Lewis, Jennifer Aniston, Angie, amd Charlize are all gay. So...

Charlize could do better.

R60 i like ThePitt.

The cover of this grocery store magazine has Brad and Jen having a baby, so I'm not sure I believe this whole 'Charlize' thing.

DM does not always print true stories.

Bradlize ftw.

[quote]BRAD TRIES IT THERON

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Poor Jen and her eyes Are dry from crying for Brad Homosexual sad

They've denied it already.

I thought she was getting beaten up by... I mean, I thought she was in a relationship with Sean Penn?

Her last boyfriend beat her too, I think Stuart Townsend was the name.

I don't know if anyone beat their threesome partners.

Charlize and Angie both went crazy after they adopted children.

Halle Berry I’m sure has a personality disorder.

The tabs misinterpreted their source. The original leak was that Theron and Driver met at the commercial shoot and sparks flew. Whispers started to fly after the GG’s when she sat at his table and hung with him all night at the after party (after his wife left). The original rumour was posted on the Gossip thread well before the fake Pitt hook up. It has similar qualities including Driver (not Pitt) meeting her at the shoot and getting close with Theron at a private party during CCA weekend.

Blind Gossip has posted the tabloid mistake as a blind, suggesting that Pitt isn’t the actor in question.It’s understandable that Pitt would be the one the tabs chose for max impact but the real flirtation is between charlize and Adam. No way would Pitt involve himself in another high profile romance, especially one involving another trans kid. Also Jolie is fucking Roma’s director so I doubt Brad would be hanging out with him at the Marmont.

The adam Driver troll is back. She's not dating him either.

Where did you read that Angie is with Alfonso C.?

I sure hope the Brad/Charlize thing is a hoax. I'm on Team Brad and he seriously needs to stop getting drawn in by Crazy.

The only thing Angelina is dating is a needle for her heroin.

Wasn't Charlize also dating Alex Skarsgard a year or so ago???? That also seemed cooked up and half baked.

Do Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, Adam Driver and/or Alexander Skarsgard have anything in common?

She went to a Lakers game with Beth Kono recently:

She goes with her everywhere. So ...where is the new boyfriend then?

People mag is denying this faux romance. Lol a the Brad Pitt stans here trashing Charlize for nothing.

Is Brad Pitt a coward?

Obviously fake, but it's been almost 2 1/2 years since the split. I'm sure he hasn't been celibate the whole time (Jolie I can actually believe). Who is/has he been fucking?

The best years of Brad Pitt's life were the years he spent with Angelina Jolie (as far as star power). There will never be another Brangelina situation for Brad.

He probably hires hookers

Dyke + Closet Case= Match made in Phoneywood Heaven.

NOT ANOTHER COLD BITCH!

Brad, what is wrong with you? Are you a glutton for punishment?!

Do we all still have to pretend he's still relevant and good-looking?

I've said this before. Years ago a friend and I were walking down a street in LA. The woman passed us. Both of jaws dropped. He's straight. I am not. Beauty that is not fair.

That said? This won't end well.

Sunday, January 20, 2019 Blind Item #1

Don't believe the hype. This A+ list mostly movie actor is not dating or hooking up with this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. He is into very young blonde reality stars right now.

Very young, blonde,reality stars?

Lainey analyzed the item claiming they were dating and blew it out of the water. It is obviously false. Nothin' to see here...

If this is remotely true, I’m going to LMAO.

I’ve never met CT, however, I know people who have worked with her.

Allegedly, she is a ROYAL pain in the ass, and that’s on her good days.

From what I understand, she’s a heavy drinker, pops pills, is highly passive-aggressive, treats her “staff” like shit, & begs them to come back & work for her, after they quit from sheer madness & exhaustion. She is known to be the lady who cannot keep an assistant, due to her fucked up behavior, and verbally abusive temper tantrums.

I’ve heard this shit from several people, & I believe it, particularly because of the good character of one of the persons who confided in me regarding specific incidents.

I’m starting to think something is seriously wrong with Pitt. You’ve got to be NUTS to end up with Theron.

Seriously.

I believe you R95. I think Charlize has a mental disorder. I'm serious. I feel really bad for the kids she adopted. The emotional instability and outright abuse has to be off the charts.

[Quote] Her last boyfriend beat her too, I think Stuart Townsend was the name.

Aww really?? They were together for a long time too.

[Quote] Allegedly, she is a ROYAL pain in the ass, and that’s on her good days.

I wonder how much acting she was doing in Young Adult??

Speaking of, what happened to Townsend. Did she blackball his career?

I thought he quite acting?? I think the last big movie he did was Queen Of The Damned. Maybe things would've been different if he'd landed that LOTR gig.

*quit

Were are all the "they both are gay" crazies?

Thanks, R95. You answered the question I had. I hadn't read that Theron was "mental" and unstable before. A diva and demanding, yes, but not this pathological. Years ago (about 10 yrs, I think) we had a 200+ post thread about Theron and there was nothing to suggest she was so far off the rails. Maybe booze and pills precipitated a such a slide into the dysfunction.

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Because we’re REALLY fun, and REALLY, REALLY GOOD IN BED.