Insta-ho Cruise Leaving From Miami Friday Jan 18. Who's Going?

I have an image advertising the thing but can't figure out how to upload it.

STD Cruise.

Patrick LeBlanc

Is he G4P r3?

Hayden Monteleone

Sebastian Burka who is explicitly saying he's jacked up on roids.

r6 WOW Sebastian is hot.

Carsten Gauslow

Wonder how much a twincest orgy with the Boling Twins would run me.

Sluts!

That being said, I'd love to be on that cruise with a briefcase full of cash.

DL's Instagram Troll(s) have an obligation to go and to report back.

Agreed, r11!

I don't know who any of these people are.

R13, they're not FAMOUS, they're just Instagram ho's. Look at their Insta pages and that's all you need to know

Im looking forward to the panel discussions on the findings of the New Horizons probe and the global climate forecast.....

Is Sebastian Burka a prostitution whore?

Who the hell would pay Sebastian Gorka for sex?

I have to clean up the cum-stained sheets again?!! FML

I mean they're not advertising it as a sex cruise. A lot of working out and exercise videos and whatnot. If the boys are hooking, it's very sub-rosa.

Google tells me it is basically a crossfit convention

Oh my r9. The boling twins are mega erection inducing! I'm surprised they haven't become more of a thing on datalounge! 🤩

How common are these 'instaho' type cruises?

BUMP! I am curious about these instahoe cruises >How new a thing are they and do many secrets about them leak out?

Sebastian Gorka looked so much better before the roids. Another moron who doesn’t know when to quit.

Then again, maybe the before pic was him on roids, too.

LOL r24

For r24, the actual Sebastian Gorka:

Let me guess they all have onlyfans accounts am I right?

You are right, r27. Except one. I don't remember which one, though.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Oh, and this obvi

Who is William N. Finley IV?

Someone who likes instahos. But likely not the kind on this cruise, R31

Any word from their social media on how the instahoes are enjoying their cruise?!

Look at Sebastian's stories, r33. They're hanging out with each other.

They’re probably in one big drug-fueled twunk orgy right now, sucking and licking and biting and fucking each other while rich men watch hidden behind mirrored glass as they take time deciding which one will be theirs for the night.

Who do you think will be the most popular choice r35?! I think one of the sexy twins

They do not look 19-21 years old

Me, I’d want to watch someone like Hayden use that big dick on a hot twink. Perhaps one of those twins. And he better pop a viagra because I want at least an hour of savage, ruthless pounding. The kind that twink will remember for the rest of his life no matter the extent of his efforts to forget.

Is DL fave Matthew Dempsey attending as official cruise therapist?

And did Dr Jake attend as the official cruise physician?

I wouldn't rule it out lol! r40

In a related(?) development, Nick Sandell (possible client of the DL favorite Cockgobbler) is also on a cruise in the Bahamas right now. Did I miss like the hooker Bat Signal?

He is gorgeous r42 - but is he thought to be for hire then or gay for pay?

There's a lot of them on that cruise - I follow some random gym sluts on Snapchat and they've all been posting videos from that cruise.

Gym slut?! R44😂

R40 don’t be crazy those two sluts are way too old to be turning tricks at this cruise.

Pretty sure r35 has it nailed

I hav never attended but I would expect endless orgies. But surely in several groups, super hots, hots, average and the rest of the guys.

Qwin Vitale, Cornelius Masterson, and Dylan McKenna are also on the cruise. Dylan is looking, . . . ahem, . . . "bulky."

A few of them have posted stories of a toga party on the ship last night where they seemed quite drunk. So someone at least got nude. A shame we don't have a mole down there.

We don’t really need a mole. You can soon buy their videos on onlyfans.

I can't find Qwin Vitale's onlyfans.

I don't think that Qwin has an OnlyFans.

Darn.

I don't know who these people are.

Hotties who have millions of combined followers

Y’all suck at threads. OP should have started this w hot pics of these dudes.

“Aesthetics brah”

What kind of person follows these guys on instagram?

r59 The OP.

No thank you, I'm holding out for the British and European minor royals celebrity cruise.

How many STDs will they end up with when it's all over?

They aren’t prostitutes or whoremongers, dude. Just aesthetics bros flexin.

Is Tanner going to be their cumdump bottom?

Dustin from antm is there, he seems to be the ringleader.

I love the male aesthetics movement. 💪🏾

I have a feeling this is a tame cruise. There are a ton of evangelical crossfitters. I’m kinda surprised the OF/Instahos are on this.

^i.e., no puss to score. Plus the Zyzz (RIP)-brah aesthetic movement and CrossFit usually don’t go hand-in-hand.

Zyzz?

Chris Elkins is there

Beach

Sebastian is Boss

Zyzz is a dead douchebro who is generally regarded as the founder of the aesthetic movement, R69.

Bros

Seth and Patrick

Yeah it's totally normal for two totally straight guys to stand around their cruise ship bathroom in their teensy underwear taking pictures of each other to be posted on the internet for the jo pleasure of gay men.

Amongst aesthetics and fitness bros, it’s very normal. It’s not 1971 anymore .

You can find similar scenes in gym mirrors all around the world today

Do you do the same thing, R77?

Some of these guys are definitely straight. For a few of them, however, the jury is still out -- even if they aren't.

That Alex guy was just over in England with DL fave Alex Cohen and a few other gays. He posted something on one of his stories that cast doubt on him being straight.

[quote]They aren’t prostitutes or whoremongers

Debatable.

Chris Elkins is openly nonstraight?

If Tanner shows up on this boat, then it really will be the Whore Cruise of the Century.

Carsten and Hayden

Carsten

Alexetics

And, OMG, you guys! They bought an island that used to be Pablo Escabar’s!

Twins and Hayden

Is he on there? I’m tired of all these big lugs.

Troy Woolfolk

Troy booty

Ricky Jasper II, Desmond Jasper, and Corey Gray

Dan Rockwell and Cohn Wolfe

It's all so contrived. Are some of these young men failed athletes?

You will be happy to know R89 that he is on this cruise. He seems gay af from the little I've seen of him.

Chris Elkins

Connor MURPHY, Chris Elkins, Jorge Rosado

Those boling twins are gorgeous! I wonder if they are gay for pay or even just gay?

R77 creeps me the fuck out. I picture her being the type who glues in his teeth and strikes up a convo at the gym with the 23 year old hottie about his tattoo's back story.

Me, too, r99. Anyone who could type "amongst aesthetics and fitness bros" with a straight face creeps me out.

People randomly send these guys money and gifts

Will there be a convenient meth lab on board so the boys can get it fresh.?

Do they get anything in return for their kindness and generosity?! r101

Just be hot and take lots of pics r103

r104 Do they get a nice thank you message sent to them say on Instagram messaging for instance?

I love how they don’t even bother to be there to do CrossFit athletic stuff. Just there for mirin.

What is mirin? r106

Mirin?

Admiring.

The alpha males are BACK!

It's the dude bro troll r99/r100. They've always been like that.

I wanna know more about Sebastian.

R there elder gays there?

Doesn’t look like it

Apparently Hayden is in Miami

Surprised Dylan isn't there. But he's in Aspen or somewhere, or was until yesterday. He was mad because the private jet they booked was grounded so they had to fly ECONOMY on another plane.

Yo, I hate it when that happens

Hayden is fascinating.

And very sexy r118

Well the cruise is over, I think. There seemed to be a lot of drinking and working out. That's all. So boring.

So true R106. “DoUEvenLiftBrah?”

I wonder if anyone on Misc is covering this. Right up their alley.

R99 nails it.

R120, what were you expecting? Life is not porn

Yeah, seriously, what were you expecting? They're Insta-Hos. Most of them are straight, some of them may be bi, and yes, a few of them likely are gay. Even those who are bi or gay, they all seem to be pretty much on the down-low. They hint, they pretend, and they tease, but if you were expecting porn vids that was never going to happen. Plus, it is Instagram, which can be somewhat prudish about what they allow.

Hayden, who is allegedly engaged to a woman, seemed to be solo for the cruise. He also seems like he'd fuck anyone he happened to fancy, regardless of what equipment they had.

Hayden’s been “engaged” for years.

So no actual prostitution whoring took place? I thought that was the point.

Hayden is married with a daughter

Family man

Dan Rockwell

Packed

Looks boring.

Who do we think was hotter, Carsten, Hayden, the boling twins or Dan Rockwell? 🔥😘

Hayden.

I like Hayden very much too r133 but I find it genuinely difficult to decide as the twins are really cute but naughty and Carsten is proper masculine and eager to please. So much hotness 💋❤️🔥

Bowling Twins are the best. Hayden has great lips and amazing body but play one of his video posts. He sounds like a retarded bro

Hayden is amazeballs

Hayden’s wife has Incredible hamstrings!!!

I'm sure that they had a great time.

Nice

With Seth

Were the Dolan twins there, or are their parents rich enough that they don’t need sugar daddies?

Like Hayden’s hair here

I feel like Patrick is the pass-around bottom for the bigger guys

He’s not

Patrick is all man. ALL MAN!

PatDaddy 🍆

A period piece

He’s incredible

Justin and Chris

Patrick is shorter and skinnier than almost all of them. Thus, he has to bottom.

Patrick is prettier than all of them.

I'm sure he shaves his dick tho. Which is ...ugh.

I actually think Carsten is hotter than Patrick and very masculine jock like 💋🔥😘

Justin is the Alpha

r134 I think the sexy boling twins are alpha males in the making. 🔥😍

Justin Howells is just amazing

They all need to show more ass

Justin

Very nice r158 but I think Carsten and the Boling twins are hotter! They give me a boner the easiest by far! I bet both get lots of gay men sponsoring their lifestyle 🔥💋😘

looks like a lot of Jizz and AIDS

My type bros

Train with wife

Hayden can be hot in professional pics but his personal photos and selfies always feature him with duck lips. Like, they're big enough, you don't have to purse them too.

Seth and Patrick

Wow. Nice.

Told you Patrick was the bottom.

Seth is Alpha

I mean if that pic doesn't SCREAM "we're fucking" what would?

They love bro4bro teasing.

There's teasing and then there's posing like you're about to have prison sex.

It keeps the fans buzzing

Buzzing about how Patrick is a pass around bottom for bigger, more alpha guys. Nice cakes tho.

Patrick refers to this as “Father and son bonding.”

Dan Rockwell and Sebastian Burka

Toga

Flashman Wade on deck!

Qwin

More!

Bump

Buffet

r174 I've always had a real hard soft spot for Dan Rockwell if you know what I mean! 💋😘

Sebastian is all that

Seth and Patrick

I wanna cruise with this guy

Photoshoot in Miami

Miami firepit

Trio

Alex and Patrick

Who is with Sebastian?

Party with Tyson Dayley

Hot tub

Flex with Jerdani

So many hot dudes

We are hot

What the hell is going on with Alex's face @ R187? He's in the uncanny valley.

I just coming across this. These hoes got on a boat for real?

Patrick LeBlanc loves to suck cock and get sucked, prefers 69'ing, does not care for ass play.

It would seem this “career” has about the same life span as porn - if not less. It amazes me so many guys do it. What happens when they are 5 years older. Like Dan Osborne - there’s nothing left when your prime looks fade. Will they become messes like ex-porn stars?

R184 is perfect

r197 I hope Carsten does the same 😜😘🔥

Honestly, I think Dan Osbourne is like an idol for these guys. He's got no discernible talent, a nice body and no other job except he seems to make a living at it, Where's the problem?

I have a huge crush on Qwin now. He's so handsome and I love his eyes. And the body is amazing.

In his YouTube videos he seems sweet, too. Like a loveable stud.

Alot of these guys would have been gay porn stars 15-20 years ago, but now they can make a living being instahoes and on onlyfans.

Well they get so much adoration and even financial benefits from being Instagram celebrities. Hayden is doing mainstream modeling now

I mean the Insta-ho thing will die soon when people move on to the next thing. Good for them for cashing in while they can. They can probably go do real estate or personal training or something.

R184 is goals! 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪🏾

It looks so dull though.

I mean they all seem kinda stupid and living like you have to live to have a body like that (unless you're some kind of genetic freak, you have to be super fascist about your diet, eat all these fucked up powders, work out EVERY DAY and NEVER TAKE A DAY OFF), it must get really dull. But they probably do get to have crazy sex.

They get to have the hottest people on the planet going after them. Even their friends are likewise hot

I always find sex with a muscle mary so dull though.

They're always preening themselves in a mirror or moving position so that they can get a better selfie whilst being penetrated, rather than enjoy the moment.

Perhaps you need to find Alpha males to have sex rather than fem “Marys”

r205 on the contrary I expect insta hoes to become a permanent feature of the jobs market and may even increase over time. I'm not sure why you feel sure it will die out and make way for some better next new thing?

People like looking at hot people. Technology will enhance that eternal fact in the future, not decrease it

Perfectly summarised r213

Do you think we will tire of the 'look at me' culture that instagramm promotes?

I'm old enough to remember when everyone thought that Microsoft was so powerful that the government needed to break them up. Now they're something of a joke. Facebook, too, will decrease in power since it's only old people on it now. Things wax and wane and Instagram, too, will lose it's cachet eventually. I mean they're owned by Facebook and those fucks will screw it up SOMEHOW.

There is a constant stream of hot new people to fixate on.

The hotties might not be on Instagram in the future, but hotties will always be popular

Sure that's the one thing you can rely on. The ones that are hot today will be yesterday's garbage tomorrow and they better hope they have something other than looks to rely on.

Yeah

Sebastian with open jeans is too hot

R208, no one who knows what they’re doing doesn’t incorporate rest days. If you were working out every day you would have zero gains. Your physique would look like a cyclist’s or a marathon runner (and that assumes you ate right).

You can work out everyday if you rotate body parts and have a couple of light or cardio only days

[quote]What kind of person follows these guys on instagram?

I love these guys!

Centerpiece

Seff is hot.

Straight, narcicists.

What's there to like about them?

They are hot AF!

It amazes me how many followers and sponsors these fitness guys have. Some have millions of followers! Just wow😯

They have onlyfans accounts.

The overly muscled look - especially combined with those stupid muscle poses - is so unsexy. Give me lean and ripped. All the instahos look alike to me.

You’re entitled to your opinion r232, but these guys have no shortage of drooling fans.

Who has the hottest OF account?

Bump

Seth is a superstar

Trio

Gosh r237 Carsten is smokin hot 💋🔥

This world seems grim. What do I know though.

Just wow r237

Well, . . .

The cruise is over. Did anyone post photos?

Wow r241!

Vassia

It's creepy the way Patrick tries to promote his 16 year old brother.

Carsten

I wonder how many of them remained in Miami after the cruise to service clients in the area

None

Commercial

Soo.. Sebastian Burka apparently found this thread and posted this ten minute rant to his Snap story about it. He seemed really bothered by some parts, kinda obsessive. He wants to assure everyone:

He's not gay

He has gay friends

He kinda knows a lot of gay guys subscribe to him because they find him hot but that doesn't make him gay

Lots of teens and women subscribe to him too, for fitness reasons etc.

He can stand in a room and model with his workout buddies on the cruise because he's comfortable with his non gay sexuality

He can post dick picks and other stuff to his OnlyFans because he's comfortable with his sexuality

Even if he's nude or jacking it or whatever (I guess he's done some jackoff porn in the past that's on the internet somewhere, I'll have to look for that) he still is just doing it for money and isn't gay

He finds guys who send him snaps or pics of their dicks (which I guess happens) gross and nasty and he wishes people wouldn't do that

He knows this will continue as he gets MORE famous because he can only go up

He and the other models aren't prostitutes, and they don't fuck each other behind mirrored glass for rich old gay guys to pick which one they will take home for the night

Anyway, the rant was kind of funny and cute and weird at the same time. He was simultaneously defending his straightness while SORT OF tepidly admitting he knows gay guys find him hot and get off on his amazing body (and dick pics) but also kind of protesting that isn't the ONLY reason and only way he makes money. It's some interesting doublethink, verbalised.

If I can find a place to post it I'll stick the recording up here.

And if he's reading this: take the posts in this thread (especially the one about the mirrored glass) as tongue in cheek - most of them are meant to be funny or witty or are expressing some fantasy, but most of us know that a lot of you guys aren't gay and just cocktease gay guys for money and we are perfectly fine with that and want you to continue.

There are a small amount who think everyone is secretly gay, or who are offended by straight guys making money off gay guys - you won't change their minds, they are adamant in their beliefs. And some of them are, as you said, jealous, and want to put you down by saying you're a prostitute and such in order to make you seem less impressive to themselves and others. There's probably some who will even make up stories about it. And, some who aren't even gay guys, but straight women who hope you're gay so their frumpy husbands look less like slobs.

Most of us here are cool who appreciate your hot bodies and workout tips and wish we looked like you, had your passion and drive for working out, and some of the kind of lives you seem to live.

So keep on posting the posing and muscle shots and dick pics, and if you want to fool around with another dude while watching straight porn to make an onlyfans video, we know you aren't gay and will just wish you were 😘

Sebastian, don’t be a douche, dude.

r251 just took Sebastian Burka's gay virginity with his nose so far up Sebastian's ASS like that!

Can you kiss butt anymore without suffocating? Sooner or later, you're going to have to come up for air.

Here's some advice for Sebastian Gurka:

We all know you're not gay. Your straight competitors may call you gay as a diss, but the majority aren't mistaken.

You ARE gay4pay, however, because everyone has a price and your OnlyFans is mostly male subscribers. Your bodybuilding and fitness fans will be mostly or largely male.

While you can make a lot of money off of self-hating gays who want to hear about how different and superior you are to them, most of us gays would prefer if you would kindly just STFU.

Because you're not better than us or the huge number of woman-oriented bodybuilders who have sex with us, sell sex to us and appreciate our cash and support.

In fact, the less you put out for gay men, the WORSE you are and less desirable you are.

So just STFU.

You don't have to worry about people thinking you have sex with men. You need to go in the closet about NOT fucking men before you lose anymore subscribers to the much stronger, younger and hotter bodybuilders who WILL.

Seff and Sebastian

R49 The one on the right is my kind of guy.

R253 seems triggered.

[QUOTE]He and the other models aren't prostitutes, and they don't fuck each other behind mirrored glass for rich old gay guys to pick which one they will take home for the night

Hahahaha, that was my post! 😂😂😂

This is the greatest achievement of my entire life and I can't even begin to describe it to my best friend.

[quote] He can post dick picks and other stuff to his OnlyFans because he's comfortable with his sexuality. Even if he's nude or jacking it or whatever (I guess he's done some jackoff porn in the past that's on the internet somewhere, I'll have to look for that) he still is just doing it for money and isn't gay.

OK, sure. Got it Sebastian. The lady doth protest too much, but, whatever.

Patrick LeBlanc is still gay.

If I shove $1000 in Sebastian's hand, what are the chances he'll suck my cock?

If I shove $1000 in Sebastian's hand, what are the chances he'll let me suck his cock?

r256 seems a triggered, pathetic suck-up to homophobes.

Sometimes, it's better to have self-respect.

Don’t be creepy r260

I think we all agree that the DL internet sleuths need to find Seb's porny shit pronto.

No, cancel Sebastian. There are countless cool hotter dudes out there.

I mean out of all the insta-hos on that cruise, him at that weird bleached blonde ones are the plainest-looking.

Sebastian has come out as a douche. Shocking

More Seth Onlyfans stuff!

Patrick LeBlanc follows Austin Wolff on Insta and regularly likes his pix.

LeBlanc has cakes.

Cakes that all the top boys on the cruise got to enjoy.

If only

[quote]Soo.. Sebastian Burka apparently found this thread and posted this ten minute rant to his Snap story about it.

One of those times that I fucking LOVE Datalounge!

Tell Sebastian we canceled him

Tell Sebastian he's not getting anymore famous.

He’s not as hot as The gay and bi dudes anyway

[QUOTE]Patrick LeBlanc follows Austin Wolff on Insta and regularly likes his pix.

Towel

Who dis?

The Latino Weather Guy

Seff

Chris Elkins has a wife

r253 JFC you must be tiresome!

r281 Does she have the penis?

Nope

They’re all whores, darling.

[quote]r101 People randomly send these guys money and gifts

More!

Bang Energy

Insta vids don’t play on here anymore. They don’t even work as links.

Microshorts bruh

Seth is so teasy

Seth’s proportions are insane.

Seth is gymspiration

Tease

Brosexy

Giggles

Do these Instahoes realize that people will do only so much admiring before they move on to the next thing?

Yeah, but they are getting it in while the glory lasts

Carsten Gauslow

r299 Carsten is a sexgod 💋😘

r298 So what is the average career length of hunks being successful instahoes?

Carsten is Boss. He doesn’t get as much hype as other fitness bros.

The Boling twins are currently shooting in Thailand for BOX. They're basically constantly working out in their underwear next to each other.

So underwear brands have adopted twincest porn as a strategy.

There is no twincest except in polluted minds

And in homosexual pornographic cinema.

Socks and pecs

Maxi

Bros in boxerbriefs

Jeramie

Alphas

r311 = omega

David Laid is huge swole

r313 is huge stupe.

Do you guys jack off to these pics or are we to just laugh at their ridiculous posing?

I just gawk and get gymspired.

Charlie Taylor and Dom

Hawt

Patrick Seff and Carsten

Love Carsten r319

The hotness is other worldly 🔥🔥🔥

Elder gays not welcome in the cruise?

sexy guys

These bros are goals

Hayden is the Alpha among Alphas. King

Alphas

Dang

Hayden makes me so Horny

THey need to add Nick Topel to the squad

do seth and hayden do steroids

I dunno

Hayden the Great

Hayden's got an amazing body but sort of a chimp face.

Bump

Hayden is all that

They need to post more ass pix.

Patrick LeBlanc is channeling Little Joe D'allessandro. Maybe he's for rent, too,

Love it

So fucking hot.

Flashman Wade

Seth

How tall is Hayden? He looks huge.

Bang

Huge InstaFit party in Miami next month

Lips

how cum there not any hot ethnics on the boat, in the squad???

get fresh meat

R346, what are you talking about!? Seth and Hayden were there.

SETH and Rhys

I wonder if Vasia will be with Patrick next year and if his bro will follow in Patrick’s steps

I love Vasia

Carsten

I think there maybe another cruise or something his weekend?

Yeah

I am trying to rap to Dylan McKenna

Dipping

The faces are all off. I want a Garrett Neff with their body type.

So hot

Trio

Sailing

Charlie Taylor and Dom

So hot

I love aesthetics bros

I want both

Don't be greedy. I’ll take EITHER of them and you can have the other. Deal?

Lol deal

Instaboat

Boling Twins and Max Wyatt

Bahamas

Squad

doesnt look like a good value

I would love to go on one of these with these bros 💪🏾

Carsten

Are they all super rich now?

r373 doubt it

Naw son

Bump

Clemente Goglia

Wet and Wild

Josh

Brahs

Brahs

Seb

Quin

Tease

Nick Reese and bros

Alex Santai

So hot

So hot

Vassia

Level Up

Party

Josh UK and Reno Gold

Hitchhiking

Just what I'd want for the old self-esteem - to be on a cruise with a bunch of guys who won't give me the time of day. Sounds delightful.

That’s an interesting take man

how much we gotta pay em to fuk the shit outta them on the boat???

Not gonna happen dude

Broerotic

I'm going, and I hope I'll get plenty of action this time!

im going and ima going to fuk ev dam roid skunt I can find.....and im leavin cumwads in their g dam cunts

Uh okay man

Squad

Blooper

Carsten

Legs

My friends are going on the one leaving this month. I am so mad I can't go. Sounds like a dream to enjoy time with my fellow gay men. "Insta-hos" are great to look at so I'd have no complaints of being stuck on a boat full of hit guys. Life's too short to avoid some of these outlandish adventures.

Seth Holbrook

Content w @Aarufa1 just posted here 😋

Squad

Kings

I love Daniel Shoneye (British Black guy on the left @R410.)

Daniel is hot

Isaac Rossiter is new hot stud

Wasnt Reno Gold on this cruise also?

r413 Hot link!

Time for another cruise!

Too scammy

Very hot

Sebastian Burke