🍆 Leonardo DiCaprio, Jude Law and Tom Hardy in list of 'Smallest Penises in Hollywood'

How many were measured HARD?

Meh, I would still have sex with Jude Law.

Alright, let's see the Batcock.

The only nude shots of Jude Law I've ever seen are the paparazzi shots of him changing his pants, where he was bending forward, so you weren't seeing 'full hang'.

I’m surprised that Willem Dafoe doesn’t appear at the top end of that bar chart:

Could you find the Batcock under the mass of Fatfleck’s bounteous folds?

Agree about Terrence Howard. Add Peter Sarsgaard to the list - he has a micro dick.

"At least my shit works, man."

He watched 8000 full frontal movie scenes. What an epitath.

r9 types with a lisp.

Ff homophobic troll @ r10. Heard about enough out of it.

I'd much rather be fucked by Tom Hardy who is on the smaller side than by Colin Farrell's ugly mushroom-headed dick.

Length is not my major requirement for a dick.

Most dicks in movies are fake. WASTE OF TIME! FAKE NEWS! DATA IS WRONG

Colin Farrell is on the wrong list, the others explains some of the wife beaters to a degree.

[quote] Add Peter Sarsgaard to the list - he has a micro dick.

I was surprised he didn't use a prosthetic. But, hey, if he's comfortable with the little guy, more power to him

The article claims that Ben Affleck had done six full-frontal nude scenes.

Sting is small but I still love him.

What r1 said. Flaccid doesn’t equate to hard. Little acorns to mighty oaks and all that.

R9, R10 was talking about how you spelled epitaph. You spelled it epitath which, if you said it, would sound like Cindy Brady with a lisp. I don't think R10 meant to be homophobic.

They need to add Harvey Keitel to the small list.

[quote]Colin Farrell's ugly mushroom-headed dick.

Colin Farrell has a mushroom head?

I thought he was uncut.

"It ain't the meat it's the motion"

Extra meat helps though.

[quote]Leonardo DiCaprio, Jude Law and Tom Hardy in list of 'Smallest Penises in Hollywood'

How embarrassing for these losers!

I guess not everyone can have a big dick.

Thom Bierdz to the big list

The Irish are proud today!

Look at this headline in the Irish Post:

Irish actors Liam Neeson, Colin Farrell and Michael Fassbender make bizarre list of 'biggest willies in Hollywood'

I don't care if Tom Hardy has a clit, I'd do whatever he wants.

Yep, Jude and Hardy radiate pure sex, so I don't care what they're packin'.

I'd also let Fassbender do whatever he wanted to me with his monster cock.

Jude Law was definitely gorgeous in "The Talented Mr. Ripley".

He was at the peak of his beauty, and overshadowed Matt Damon.

Maybe their show-ers not growers.

five years ago, I was at this bath House in Los Angeles. There was this nice nerdy guy walking around naked but his dick was only two in Long. Of course he was ignored.

He smiled at me so I decided to talk to him. We had a great conversation about video games and computer programming. He was an app developer.

We went to his room and made out. That little 2-inch stub suddenly became a thick 8-inch monstwr with a nice little curve to it. He fucked me really good that night!

Not always, but big things do come in little packages!

^^^ oops, *They're

Can't say I'm a fan of Jude's small uncut cock, but he was definitely hot in "Talented Mr. Ripley".

I am genuinely surprised that Jude Law has apparently a small penis as I had always assumed he would be a very well endowed fantastic shagger.

With Jude it's all about the ass -- even Matt couldn't help looking:

I don't find Jude Law's face very attractive. There's something feminine about it and he reminds me of a male Uma Thurman.

Jude's ass in "Wilde":

r36 YUM YUM YUM Im hungry now!

Micro peen: Bruce Willis. I’ve seen clits bigger than that.

Trump is lucky that they limited this to "Hollywood."

R38, Bruce cock doesn't look too bad here:

Jude Law has a decent-sized dick.

That list is riDICKulous.

R15 I wonder how he even got Maggie Gyllenhaal pregnant. I would think that little thumb dick would fall out of her twat.

Jude Law went full frontal in some Broadway play I saw. Honestly there was something so unappealing about him I didn't even bother to look when the woman's head in front of me was blocking my view.

I'm a big fan of nudity on stage(which is why I went to see Tucci in Frankie and Johnny) but with Law I couldn't have cared less. Too bad it wasn't Roger Rees in that same play whom I adored..

R44, I saw that show and I loved seeing Jude naked. Different strokes.

r44 Where would you place Stanley Tucci in that chart?

Bobbi Brown of Warrant's "Cherry Pie" video fame said in her book that Leo was hung AF but he was so young that he didn't know what to do with it. She said his dick gave Tommy Lee a run for his money. Damn. Leo does not one thing for me, tho.

R27 - you'll have to fight me for him.

R47 Law is perfectly acceptable. Do to the proliferation of photo shop,there is even a King Kong Dong App that can make your 6in look like 10in. I wonder if this generation of men will suffer from massive inferiority complexes due to these absurd cyber tricks,

I didn't see Stanley Tucci in the FRANKIE AND JOHNNY revival that R44 mentions.

But I regret it. There were stories about gasps in the audience when he first enters naked.

Yeah, that's Edie Falco with him.

I don't remember Tucci being any more than average but I'm not a size queen so I'd do him no matter what.

The gasps were probably from people that weren't expecting the nudity.

There were gasps in the audience when Wilson was in his jockey shorts in Barefoot simply because he was so stunning.

[quote]I saw that show and I loved seeing Jude naked. Different strokes.

So what did Jude look like naked?

Can you describe it?

Brad Pitt has a big clit.

Assbender's dick is ugly.

Leo does not have a small penis. Some of you are like DJT, lying about anything and everything.

When are they going to publish the " Smallest Tits in Hollywood"?

[quote]I'm a big fan of nudity on stage(which is why I went to see Tucci in Frankie and Johnny) but with Law I couldn't have cared less. Too bad it wasn't Roger Rees in that same play whom I adored..

For R44

Well, Orlando Bloom looked pretty big too, but I guess that wasn't in the movies.

I know about Affleck in Gone Girl. Were there other movies?

R20 hasn’t he suffered enough?

[quote]Leo does not have a small penis.

The pics from the movie say otherwise.

R56 When are they going to publish the " Smallest Tits in Hollywood"?

Smallest tits get the biggest implants so there's no smallest tits list.

[quote]There were gasps in the audience when Wilson was in his jockey shorts in Barefoot simply because he was so stunning.

This is why I hate theater -- WHERE ARE THE PICTURES???????

[quote]Well, Orlando Bloom looked pretty big too, but I guess that wasn't in the movies.

Yeah, Orlando Bloom seems to have a good-sized one in those nude vacation pics.

I was hoping he would be cut, but you can't have everything.

Wee Willie Winkie

Runs through the town

R60 that scene in TOTAL ECLIPSE has him looking down from an upstairs window and the camera aimed straight up from the ground. I don't think that's a fair way to assess his manhood.

When will the MSM give us an expose into which Hollywood actresses have the smallest tits?

Jolie had the smallest tits before her first implant

Valid point, R65.

But unfortunately for Leo, since he has never been willing to show his cock again, that's what people are judging him on.

R21. Colin Farrell is intact.

I know, R69.

That's why I wondered why someone called him a mushroom head, because usually that's a description for cut guys with a pronounced head.