Have you ever seduced a pizza delivery guy?

More importantly, who is the guy holding the pizza?!

When I was young and single and in the military, the Dominos guy I used to get pizza from came back a few times after he got off work to fuck. So, technically he was the pizza guy. He wasn't holding the pizza but he did get the sausage.

pepperoni nips!

Never fucked a pizza delivery guy, but when I was in my mid- 20s (36 now) , both the phone installation guy and the cable guy hit on me when I moved into my first solo place. They were both cute, but I ended up seeing the cable guy a few times. The phone guy would call and hang up every couple of nights for a few months afterwards.

Never had a pizza guy, a firemen and a cop yes.

Satam from Tastes Of Sikkim gave me a taste a couple times! Big, and delicious gravy!

Rizwan from Roti Boti had a big magic wand!

One cable guy and one plumber.

No pizza boys. So vulgar!

delivery boys don't have time for sex.

Pizza guys are hot and spicy, and they deliver!

No pizza guy, but a more contemporary cliche, I gave head to an Uber driver.

He was a cute East Indian twink, still in the closet and not really my type; I'm into older, masculine men. But the thing is, I had just left a party and my friends had just been commenting on how cute some of L.A.'s Uber drivers are, so I thought what perfect synchronicity! He was really flirty as soon as I got into the car and after a bit of chit chat (that's how I found out he was still in the closet) came right out asked if I'd like to suck him off.

He parked in front of my place and I gave him head. Afterwards, I texted the guys still at the party of my exploits. They didn't believe but it really did happen.

Lucky man, R5. Firemen are my favorites. I feel like they’re unicorns, though.

In my neck of the woods (New York City) delivery guys tend to be some of the most physically repulsive people you could ever imagine.

Unfortunately no. The closest I came (no pun intended) is that when dorming at college my straight roommate was jerking off to a porn series called "Big Sausage Pizza".

Class got off early and I walked in on him. He was actually cool about it. He knew I was gay but he just wanted me to jack him off. No kissing and no blowjobs. He didn't event want me to touch any part of his body except his dick. And it was a nice dick at that.

It only happened once. After graduation we lost touch but I still see him Facebook. He's married with kids. That's pretty much how it goes, doesn't it?

You people are trash. When it comes to help, I only fucked my personal banker.

This guy is all about making delivery guys uncomfortable

Smdh

Delivery

Imagine having to work for minimum wage and tips and that asshole opens the door.

Disgusting

Oh dear fucking the help is ALWAYS trashy no matter what. R15

Dear Lord in Heaven!

There was an episode about this done on that egregious Jonas Brothers sitcom for Disney channel, in which Kevin Nick & Joe were all “in love with the pizza girl”...

There's at least five things wrong with that synopsis starting with “who’s ever seen a pizza GIRL?” but the reality is so much worse in the execution. It would have been realist tragicomedy done with Miss Joe & co. catfighting over a hot young pizza GUY.

The delivery perv is all fiction.

I think one of the first gay pron I ever saw waaaay back in the stone age was about a couple who had a contest to see who could get more dick during the course of their day. While one guy went into the office and had all sorts of sex with people at work, the other guy stayed home and called all these food places to deliver. Since back in the stone age pron was actually a film with a story, the guy who stayed at home kept getting these loser types showing up and at one point had an old rabbi deliver pizza. After every delivery they had "womp womp womp.' music.

I wonder what it was like back in the 1970s through the 1990s when the cute, young male pizza delivery boy stereotype was true.

I don't have stats, but something tells me the average age of a pizza delivery guy has gone up over the last 20 years.

Of course, there's always the William Higgins 1986 classic "Pizza Boy - He Delivers!"...

Seduced? No.

Subdued? Yes.

I bet BILL TAYLOR has many stories to tell.

So is Landon Falgoust the pizzaiolo or merely a pic collector?

The local postie, several times. A married bloke, he came by to be cross-dressed and then jacked off and fingered.

A "postie," r31?

Oh, yes! Wait, he was a pool boy. My bad!

Appliance repair guy.

When we hired a mover to move us from Orange County (after a separatia from our then husband) to Hollywood the hot hung Brit who was the driver corn-holed us good when the job was finished!

Hotel bus boy

A mover came to my house to pick up some stuff to move and asked if he could use the bathroom before he got started. He proceeded to take a large smell dump. I was offended.

I wasn't the seducer, I was the seducee. When I was in college I worked part-time as a meter reader. One fine afternoon I entered the fenced backyard of a nice house in an upscale tract to read the meter. The gentleman of the house was sitting on an aluminum chaise longue, relaxing with a bottle of beer and a book. He was stark nekkid. He didn't seem surprised to see me, as he must have heard me fiddling with the gate latch.

"Oh, sorry," I said. "I didn't mean to bother you. I'm just here to read the meter."

He was a very nice-looking guy, probably in his 40s or early 50s. He had dark hair, a porn-star 'stache and he obviously worked out. I tried to focus on the meter, but was getting quite turned on.

"Can I offer you a beer?" he asked. I told him that I couldn't have a beer while on duty, but wanting to prolong my visit, I asked if I could have a glass of water. He got up and walked into the kitchen, giving me a great view of his ass. One thing led to another and we were son in his bedroom, where I treated him to a very enjoyable fuck. He took it like a champ.

I gave him my number, but he was married and on the DL, so he sadly told me we couldn't do it again. I flash on that delightful experience every time I hear about pizza boys, etc., being seduced.

^^ "son" = soon ^^

Everyone knows if you want sex it's the cable guys who are willing, ready, and able. Seriously, 8/10 times the cable guy is looking to fuck. Uber Drivers are a close second.

Don't just tease us, R26. Here!

There was this paperboy. I kissed him once, softly and sweetly on the mouth.

R14, that's actually a sad story, to me. I think people deserve more than that.

In that Pornhub clip, did the ugly pizza guy get his own cum in his eye? Hilarious!

Why is it always the ugliest dudes with the nicest and biggest dicks?

Hey did anyone ask the guy who spent 40k on food delivery?

Reading this just reminded me how much straight men are preverys and pieces of shit.

straight lady and likely single forever

Told in another thread, first time I ever "came' the grocery delivery boy was beating me off. We both were 11- 12. He grew up to play high school varsity basketball. By then we'd stopped.

Interested

Part 3

Absolutely. I'm in my 50s but in absolutely amazing shape. I ordered my usual calzone and the pizza guy was a hot masc Latino jock like that kid from Napoleon Dynamite. I came up to the door wearing my halter top and spanx. I tipped him and said he looked cute with his baseball cap. I then made a rush for his crotch and felt some serious pinga, amigos!!! Long story short, my spanx came down and he was plowing my soaking boihole with his master rod of pain and pleasure. Then he bellowed, "Ay! Gun's gonna go off, puto!" I braced myelf, jacking my inferior cocklet, as he gave my mussy a hot beef enema and flooded my bowels with his potent jism.

gas meter man

Who are the guys in r50?

R11, what's the etiquette when blowing the Uber driver? I mean are you also supposed to leave a tip for the ride on the app? Is the blow job the tip or do you need to tip more?

R9 is correct. They need to get to the next ho before the pizza gets cold.

No pizza delivery guy, but AAA tow truck driver and CHP officer. I blew the AAA guy in his truck cab. What a flirt. The CHP cop followed me home after giving me a fix-it ticket for a broken tail light. I had no idea until he knocked on my door. It was the first time I topped. I was 19 and a sophomore in college. When I was 16-17 I was a bus boy and room service delivery guy (mornings) at a Holiday Inn near SFO. Can't count the number of times guys would step out of the shower naked with hard-ons and answer the door and give me the once over and ask if I could visit for awhile. Was too shy (and naive) and busy working to do anything.

R53, I know the top guy is Tony Stefano, and I think the bottom guy is Brent Wood.

The pizza boy in R57 looks like a buffer, tanner Ross Lynch.

In smaller towns in middle America there are still hot young delivery boys from middle class families, putting themselves through school. Not that I’d ever try anything! But a glimpse of them is a nice bonus to the hot pizza.

Tony Stefano later found work as Jeff Griggs, and his past came back to haunt him when he presented a portrait to George W Bush.

Why, r60? What portrait? Had he delivered W a pizza in the past?

Here's the portrait. It was painted to honor Bush after 9-11. It's silly that us porn mavens on DL know some of these things, but what can I say?

God R62, I remember reading about that on the old Horsey site. I immediately dug out my copy of Secret Boys Club and rubbed one out.

No pizza boy. However, it happened with the local electricity utility inspector early last year. I had lost my full-time job and was out of work at the time. Due to my then lower income, I qualified for a reduced rate on my monthly electric bill. However, to officially qualify, I had to have an "energy audit" done at my condo to make sure I was being energy efficient, e.g., using the right light bulbs, sealing drafts around doors, checking the refrigerator since I qualified for a new, energy efficient model, etc. The guy who did the audit was a friendly married Latin guy. As he inspected my place, I was getting a weird, overly friendly vibe with a bit of harmless touching. But the energy audit continued. He was a nice guy, and I didn't mind at all that he was raising my gaydar.

Eventually, we had to sit on the couch in the living room to go over the audit paperwork and review my then lowered income. I don't have a home office, and my dining room table was covered with freelance work that I was doing for a small, part-time assignment. We were unusually close on the couch reviewing the paperwork. I thought, well this is kind of odd, but nonetheless, I liked it, and he seemed to like it too since he was the one definitely being more aggressive. For the most part, my thoughts were to get energy audit done so that I could get my bill lowered, and I didn't want anything screwing it up. But one thing led to another as we got even closer on the couch. Touching, kissing, crotch-rubbing began. And then out came his perfect cock with suckable foreskin. Before I knew it, he was stroking my uncut cock too. Both turned on by this strange situation and similar intact cocks. We were soon kissing all over, getting naked, sucking dick and shooting jizz. It was amazing and completely unexpected when at the start, I just thought the "electric guy" was coming over for a simple inspection. Well, he certainly did cum over, all over. Never happened before or since, And yes, I did pass the energy audit.

Tony Stefano is also in this hilarious scene, always titled 'Underware (sic) Snatchers' on different tube sites.

With the popularity of Amazon these days, the mail delivery guys would be blowing their jizz at every doorway if they were going to give up their cocks to the package recipients.

My Fed Ex guy is very handsome, and he's always very friendly to me. But, gosh they keep him jumping! No time for a quickie with him!

Amazon

Sexy

My go-to place hired a Russian Jewish guy who had come the US after finally being allowed to be with his father. He was a physics masters student earning money delivering. He had been in the country about 18 months. I asked him if he accepted cash tips only or would like a bonus. He processed the English and saw my look. He shrugged in a funny, resigned way. He said, "Must hurry, man," because the pizza place kept close tabs on every minute. It was wild - kind of savage. He asked if he could drop by later and I told him sure. He came by very late, after work - and brought a pizza. I'd see him at least twice a month. Serious but care-free at the same time.

xldoublesausage is the pizza boy I'd seduce. He delivers for Domino's in Seattle when he's not attending college classes.

Never a delivery guy but a 20 something mover when I relocated a few years ago. He was really cute with beautiful blue eyes that I couldn't stop looking at and we eye fucked each other. After they were done he asked if I would give them a 4 star review because that's what their bonuses were based on. I did of course and would have even if he hadn't asked. He texted me the next day and we hooked up that night and about 5 or 6 more times before I had to end it because he was closeted, married and needy.

I need to rim that double sausage boy.

Jeff Griggs was known as Tony Erickson and Tony Sinatra when he did gay porn. He was NOT Tony Stefano from the William Higgins-directed seminal film “Pizza Boy - He Delivers”!