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Angelina Jolie And Handsome Alfonso Cuaron Attend Roma Screening Together

Is our darling Angie ready to take a chance on love again?

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by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2019 2:27 PM

She reminds me of one of those fish that eats other fish and spits out the bones.

by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2019 6:14 PM

She reminds me of a praying mantis. Run, Alfonso, run!!

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2019 6:18 PM

Handsome?

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2019 6:20 PM

Isn't she still fucking that married Brit? What is he, an MP or Delegate to the UN or some shit that flatters her "I want to be a serious person now that I'm too old to be a dumb whore" thing.

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2019 9:27 PM

He looks gayer than a three dollar bill.

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2019 9:29 PM

This is nothing new. She's been effing him for years.

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2019 9:29 PM

If I stand next to a very serious and respected director with a very serious and respected movie, that makes me a very serious and respected director who makes very serious and respected movies too. That's just how it works.

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2019 9:30 PM

Who was he very happily with when Angelina set her preying mantis sights on him and broke them up?

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2019 9:32 PM

I was just in the supermarket and a magazine cover said Angie and David Beckham were dating!

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2019 9:35 PM

Maybe Cuaron is into crazy.

by Anonymousreply 10January 12, 2019 9:37 PM

Her face is dangerously close to Muppet Land. The plasticity of her face looks like it could crack and disintegrate . Girl needs to start eating and stop “fillering.”

by Anonymousreply 11January 12, 2019 11:06 PM

So she's back on the older dudes.

by Anonymousreply 12January 13, 2019 2:04 AM

It doesn't matter how attractive a woman is, het men avoid starting a relationship with a woman who has a hoard of children. He may bed her, but he won't get serious with her. This is just a story planted by Angie's team just like Brad's team planted the story about him dating that nutty academic.

by Anonymousreply 13January 13, 2019 2:10 AM

Handsome?? Really? OP, your eye called and needs to see you STAT.

by Anonymousreply 14January 13, 2019 2:11 AM

She needs to take a chance on a haircut.

by Anonymousreply 15January 13, 2019 2:13 AM

[quote]Run, Alfonso, run!!

That was my initial reaction as well, R2.

by Anonymousreply 16January 13, 2019 2:27 AM

Not handsome, but talented and charismatic. I would.

by Anonymousreply 17January 13, 2019 2:28 AM

She's got Alfonso in her well-gripped within her sharp talons now, and has likely threatened to sic the Child Army on him should he make a break for it

by Anonymousreply 18January 13, 2019 2:30 AM

Don't worry about him, the feral children will run him off soon enough.

by Anonymousreply 19January 13, 2019 4:28 AM

He split from his long term girlfriend Sheherazade Goldsmith in November less than 2 months ago....i wonder why.

by Anonymousreply 20January 13, 2019 4:42 AM

Dark lady laughed and danced and lit the candles one by one

Danced to her gypsy music till her brew was done

Dark lady played back magic till the clock struck on the twelve

She told me more about me than I knew myself

by Anonymousreply 21January 13, 2019 4:47 AM

Still have a bad cough, woke up and read this thread. Now I'm coughing again because I'm laughing so hard at DL's very clever posters.

by Anonymousreply 22January 13, 2019 4:59 AM

The ones who brag most about their sex lives are usually the worst at it.

by Anonymousreply 23January 13, 2019 5:14 AM

She's oofing the Asian nanny.

But I think r7 has it on the nose. It looks good for her to be seen with this dude.

by Anonymousreply 24January 13, 2019 5:51 AM

Time for Angie to get in a serious, polyamorous relationship with a basket of Big Macs, preferably with cheese.

Say whatever you want about this chick. She is STILL one of the most beautiful women out there, even if she paid for it.

Don’t let excellent work go to waste. EAT SOME FUCKING FOOD AFTER YOU HIT 40, or you too, will lose your God given, or plastic surgery given, beautiful face!!!

Why women do not understand this, is beyond me.

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2019 2:27 PM
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