Eagles's Big Dick Nick, Nick Foles

Well, according to his teammates, it is.

OP I don't DVR sports , but if I did I could show you multiple angles that would show his cock is well supported by every muscle in his body devoting themselves to keeping that massive thing from constantly pulling him to the ground.

It's massive op !

provide a single pic with big bulge otherwise this is ridiculous stanning

Yup. No pic. No proof

Eagles's?

I've spent a little time (sadly) looking for any proof at all of this alleged dick - none so far. I think that teammate was just joking around.

R6. Same. Can't find a good pic. However I don't doubt he's sporting a horse dick.

I believe that nickname goes back to his college days. He’s a fundie though so I doubt we’ll ever see proof.

He could have a hamster nub and his teammates are being ironic.

If he had HUGE JUNK we would have seen proof by now.

Why is it that DLers don't understand grammar or spelling anymore? This used to be a literate site. Now it's filled with people who simply don't get the English language.

Just an FYI, R11: this ain't the Algonquin Round Table. Never was and never will be.

Yet, AVG IQ has declined noticeably.

R10, you cannot believe that pic is real.

Maybe there is special significance to the number nine.

Trademarking.

ANYONE who is old-school Datalounge knows R14 is right.

So you just showed you're part of the problem, R12 etc.

You won't believe how stupid you newbies are.

It would seem odd for both his college teammates and professional teammates to start rumors about him, if there wasn't a kernel of truth to it.

It's possible there's no bulge shot if he wears a cup.

So where is it?

From the attached link:

Eagles quarterback Nick Foles has the “biggest wiener in the locker room”

According to new reports, back when Nick was playing football at the University of Arizona he developed a reputation around campus. Women were afraid to sleep with him because of his enormous, ahem, goal post. In fact, people began referring to him as “Big Dick Nick.”

Not just that, but a text written by someone familiar with Foles has begun circulating online. It claims Nick is packing so much that he has to “fold it up just to fit it in his cup.”

In a recent Reddit AMA, Eagles linebacker Connor Barwin addressed the rumors. He confirmed to fans that Foles was indeed the owner of the “biggest wiener in the locker room”:

Q: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I’ll never have access to: Biggest weiner (sic) in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex ‘Moose Knuckle’ Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.

A: Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?

“I do not condone this reply.” — Evan Mathis

[quote]Women were afraid to sleep with him because of his enormous, ahem, goal post.

Nice Christian boys don't do the S-word!

Why don't you find out from his wife!

[quote]Eagles's?

That's incorrect? It's a team name. We're not talking about the bird.

I hope nudes leak soon.

Eagles is plural, sort of.

So just add the apostrophe.

And spare the world the sound of “Eagles’s.”

R22: I thought they didn't wear cha cha heels...

R14 R18 Oh go wank each other off as you yearn for the old days

Yes- grammar, spelling, wit, knowledge, and courtesy are all not as common as they used to be on here. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

R29 Young people, actually most people do not care a jot about that shit Gramps, nor should they, if Grammer is important to you in any real sense you are so misdirecting your energy

Bigger than his tight end? Maybe, but as a top I’ll take average size with a great butt and cute face to stare into first like Ertz. Foles is an outspoken ally so that’s awesome too

There’s nary a shirtless photo of Foles out there, unbelievably. I love big tall dorky guys with great bods and big cocks like him.

Is this it?

So I guess he's a shower, not a grower.

It seems unlikely from a scrawny white guy but where there’s smoke there’s fire. Too bad he’s a Jesus freak.

Wouldn’t it be: the Eagles’ Nick Foles?

[quote]But that was in the early days and long, long, before paid memberships. Now the place relies on people dumb enough to pay the fee and that is not a good omen for critical thinking or language skills.

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Assuming the reports of his huge paynus are true, I can say from the photos I've seen where he shows any bulge that he is all shaft and little sack. Most guys who show proud in tight trousers look hot because they are large of sack and small of shaft

Word was he has to fold it under it's so big!

"large of sack and small of shaft"

R38: I love you.

^ I’m one of the few that gets more amped over the enormous ballsac.

There’s something for everyone in bulging trousers.

Big Dick Nick at it again.

I have not seen it, but I can confirm that when the other players speak about it, they are most certainly not using humor as in calling a 7 foot tall center "Shorty." When a bunch of massive black dudes are jaw droppingly impressed, you know it is true.

I don't think you will ever see a nude pic of him. He's supposed to be a 'born again Christian' !

We knew, OP

No pic yet?

It better be to compensate for that fucked up face.

Fucked up facer.