Jeff Bezos’ racy texts revealed

Do you think he presented hole?

Good for him.

Hmmm... cut or uncut?

I have toenail clippings that are racier than those texts.

Lauren Sanchez' plastic surgery is horrible. That nose job is pathetic looking and whoever did her lips should have their medical credentials revoked. Not even going to comment on the bolt-on breast implants.

Based on "I Want to Tell You" by the Beatles.

I don’t think Sanchez’s nose is bad at all .Ot doesn’t look much different from high school photos . Her lips are atrocious. Jeff’s wife has a serious chin implant. It’s like Jay Leno size . She didn’t have a chin before but it’s extreme. I wonder why the very rich seem to get weird plastic surgery so often . I mean they have enough money to practically have their own surgeon on staff . I just don’t get it .

So many straight men are into hideous plastic surgery and plastic-looking women. The handiwork of pornhub, I guess.

R7 her nose used to look fine, but she's gotten it further whittled down so it looks too small and pinched for her broad face. Look at the most recent photos of her, the nose is too small. But yes, her lips are absolutely terrible.

Patrick Whitesell looks undead. He has butthole eyes.

R7 I have no idea why Mackenzie Bezos didn't get her teeth fixed? She could have at least corrected the gummy smile before getting the bolt on tits but I guess that's what Bezos wanted so Bezos got it.

It seems that Lauren Sanchez has had SEVERAL nose jobs, the earlier iterations (circa 2008-2010) being the worst. Too pinched and sculpted at the tip. She's since had a revision and I would agree with R7 that it doesn't look bad.

Sanchez is a helicopter pilot?

Alexa? Send an erotic e-mail to Lauren Sanchez

who the hell leaked them?

Published by the Enquirer, Trump's buddy. Jeff Bezos is Trump's arch enemy. Do the math

I'm the first one to say this....? On DL?

Lauren Sanchez looks MTF. That over-the-top plastic surgery and wide jaw just scream "also comes with front hole."

I don’t know how I feel about this, I mean, he’s basically Lex Luthor, but still, it’s cool that he’s still pulling vag and talking like a pervy romantic poet.

'Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it

Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But chains and whips excite me

[quote]They are said to include bizarre comments from the multi-billionaire such as "I want to smell you" and "I want to breathe you in".

Well?

I sense that she smells like new plastic garbage bags, when you first open the box.

Sorry R17 Beaten to it on many other threads, including one I think that got zapped.

^ I knew it. I guess I feel validated.

His 'racy texts' are so LAME. Despite his billions, the dude just ain't got no game -

he does not NEED game.

She deserves the money she's apparently been working for. And Ms. Plastic Surgery 2019 gets the Oscar, too, for Best Performance in a Domestic Comedy, for her portrayal of a woman who makes a fugly billionaire think he's a Sex Machine.

. . . He does not NEED game . . .

Yeah, he sounds like a real 'Holiday' in bed.

Whore.

So Ms. Sanchez is dirty, eh?

I want nude photos of his fantastic body.

'Snatch Happy'

There's rich, filthy rich, and then there's Bezos rich. He can literally do whatever he wants without consequence. He could just buy The Sun and burn it down for fun.

Daymn, the mistress (helicopter pilot/aviation video producer) has HUGE game!

the loser brother sold them for $200,000

I wonder if the whore and her brother were in this together, extortion or whatever (perhaps emissaries of the Trump camp to destroy Bezos, whom Trump envies and hates)?

I bet Bezos will announce the wedding is off after a couple months.

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My question exactly t36. Is he really planning to marry this ladyman? She’s hideous in both face and family. He needs to dump her and publicly shame her.

The backstabbing gossip brother is gay right?

🐍

Yes, the bro is a gay.

The girlfriend looks very plastic. No thanks. He’s not a prize either. His eyes appear strange.

they are both so incredibly hideous looking. i mean:

ugly, unsightly, repulsive, repellent, revolting, gruesome, disgusting, grotesque, monstrous, grim, ghastly, macabre, misshapen, misproportioned......

all the money in the world can't fix those faces

I really want to see the erotic selfies. He has a GREAT body. I don't care about his face or mismatched eyes--I want to see his ass and dick.

"Explicit photos of his buttocks" I wonder if that means he showed his hole.

[QUOTE]I wonder if that means he showed his hole.

If he did, THAT should become Amazon's logo.

Laughed out LOUD at that, R45. Sublime.

R42, she must have a magic pussy because YIKES. She seriously lovebombed that nerd.

Is Bezos making anal canal selfies a new thing?