Celebs up close

You really don’t want to see my face this close.

OP his eyes...he looks so dead in his eyes.

I saw Rami last week - he's very handsome in person. Doesn't look like he's wearing any makeup in that photo.

R2 to get to where he is now, he had to suck so many old dicks and bottom for many old n ugly men. No wonder he now has no soul

Kim k

What am I supposed to be looking at? I see a normal, slightly above average human. I work as a hairdresser and I’ve been *this close* to thousands of faces from teenagers up and I’ve never seen a natural face that doesn’t have some combination of fine lines, visible pores, dark circles, redness, stray hairs (women), eye bags. I have seen the filled, botoxed faces of middle aged woman and a few men and it’s unsettling. Your brain tells you you’re looking at a mask but there’s a person speaking through it, it’s very disorienting at first.

Anyway, point is I still think most of the celebrities are above average attractiveness and there’s nothing present on their faces that isn’t on every human face.

Riri

yum-oooooooooooo

Rami Malek is ugly.

Jared

I've met Rihanna. She's stunning in person.

Boo

Anne

Timothee needs to tweeze between his eyebrows. It’s a pet hate of mine.

GaGa looks smooth. Like buttah.

Anne enjoyed a hard candy in the limo!

Leto had his eyes done...

Angie

Ivanka

Timmy needs to trim the nose hair and lose the unibrow.

Kristjen

Daniel

Harry

Did Matthew Perry’s chin make the memorial reel?

I want to be snarky about Daniels teeth but as a fellow Brit mind aren’t much better and I’m deeply jealous of American teeth.

Rami’s under eye creases look like vaginas.

Kris

Janet

Constipated toddler look

I have an irrepressible urge to put preparation H on that

More kimmy

Ed Sheeran is so ugly and is shaped like the Pillsbury dough boy. Why are teen girls all over that?

Rami should have fixed those ugly undereye creases before he hit it big, to late now

Where has that been?

I thought R12 was Katy Perry at first. Yikes.

Harry before Kendall shared her Proactiv.

If you click on the photos you get an even closer look.

Orlando Bloom is gorgeous.

Jennifer

^^^DRY EYES!!!

Mole city

I thought RiRI was OPRAH. They could be sisters !

Jlo

Forget the brows, r14, the nose hair! Adam Driver has one sneaking out too.

Some of the close ups on women where you see a ton of texture- those photos have had the contrast pushed up.

Shakira

Rami Malek looks like Brian Peppers older brother.

Harry looks like he has herpetic sores on his mouth @R36!!!

Scar Jo

WHY???

The Hemsworth boys frown a lot. Holy forehead lines.

Andy

Oh, Jesus, Mary, Yahweh and Satan, Angelina Jolie is unreal in her gorgeousness.

That pic at r18 leaves no doubt ; even more so when you click on it for the super close-up.

Hate on her all you want. I believe every rotten thing that's reported about her, but damn she's a STAH.

Lady G

I’m not seeing anything weird to look at on Kim...yes she’s had a ton of PS but up closes there’s nothing wrong.

Kris on the other hand...

Jenny McCarthy has turned into Tammy Faye Bakker..

Cardi

Cara

Idk why female celebs insist on wearing tons of makeup, it looks awful and looks like they had a cake thrown in their face.

Madonna

Troye Sivan has lovely features and beautiful skin, better than most girls.

Kathy

Henry

R58.. I hate all the heavy makeup. I think it makes women look worse, very few can pull all that crap off. The drawn in, heavy brows are a bit much.

Sean Mendes is in the house r60

Denise needs a shave

Trump

Chrissy Chipmunk Cheeks Teigen

Janet in drag

Vairst Letty

Wow. I”m older than most of these people and I don’t have lines like that. Even the young ones have lines around their eyes. Makeup makes it look worse.

What an ego boost.

Kris

I love the make-up artists that go on about their clients having great skin and just needing a tinted moisturiser and then they're in three layers of shellac on the rc.

Blac

Andy Cohen needs a touch-up

Nice natural skin

Anne

Sparkle

Kate Middleton

STUNNING!

Madge

Kate Middleton has beautiful teeth. They look natural, are white and the gums are a light pink.. very healthy.

Troye, oh my gosh...

Hope you've all had dinner!

The REVOLTING Orange Turd!

Anderson

R34 breath must smell like shit

Been obsessed. So good. Its tumblr page is the best.

Both Cardi and AnnE need to scrape their damn tongues.

R87 what's it called?

R12 That man in drag is a fabulous Jenny McCarthy impersonator......

R79 Reverse Flash from The Flash film. He is the gay campy equivalent to Flash except he's evil.......

R73 Yuc

R71 Bad wrinkles and an old looking face after all that botox and bad plastic surgery. She should sue for malpractice.

That picture of Cody Fern stole my soul. Scary.

R49 what the fuck and who the fuck is that?

Surprised by how many women have tons of stray brow hairs on the red carpet. Kylie even has a bit of a mustache in her pic.

Most of you don't seem to realize that most of these pics are from when they were going to be on TV/presenters at awards shows. Lighting on TV is a hell of a lot different than going to the grocery store and they way a face appears on a TV camera compared to high-res photo is obviously different. The make-up artists have to pile on the make-up due to lighting.

Katie Holmes

Adam Levine

That sassy Cara Delevigne has pretty and intelligent eyes.

R79 He has a beautiful nose in profile.

Uggh I'm so jealous of all these people with small pores. The ones on my nose are huge and there's three noticible craters, all in a lane, from picking at acne when I was a teen. My mom told me not to pick at them, but I didn't listen. Sucks for me.

And Kate Middleton does have fabulous teeth.

That tranny makeup mogul impressed me with his smooth skin. It's not just make up he must spend hours at the dermatologist. I'm too lazy to go back and look for his name.

Cody has herpes lip.

Janet has MONSTROUS cheek implants.

Leto has acid washed his skin so frequently it appears paper thin.

Android eye. Creepy

^mid denture slip

Saint Angelina look unwell. Sweaty and gross.

This ugly trend of women having thick eyebrows that are then also drawn in with what looks like a sharpie marker is beyond OVAH. Makes them looks like cave-women. Very masc. Please stop it.

Some of these actual surprised me by how lovely their skin is. Some genuinely terrified me. And it had nothing to do with age, either. I'd guess the good ones stayed out of the sun.

Jenni McCarthys makeup artist must hate her, yiiiiiikes.

My God, Jared Leto has phenomenal skin.

R113 I’ve been up close many times and he has ZERO pores. It’s truly unfair.

I don’t know what R15 is talking about! Gaga is in desperate need of a full face wax and a couple rounds of Biore pore strips!

R18 As long as Ms Sikh Nikki speaks with a subtle Southern accent ,stays married to Mr White man(Her Husband) and worships at the Republican altar of madness she's fine. If she becomes a Democrat she will be considered the biggest cunt of all time! The Rethugs denigrate ethnics when they are on the other team BUT they are wonderful on their team.

R33 That is all they have. A lot of Alexandras go by Ali,Alex and Sandy.

Jenny McCarthy needs a ton of sunscreen and a time machine that can transport her back to 1984.

Ivanka Trump has grasshopper face.

Lili Reinhart is amazingly beautiful. Her skin is like a doll.

Well now, none of that was fair except for the Orange Turd in the White House, his gold-digging whore and his wife, Ivanka.

Aniston doesn’t age. Not pretty, but not aging.

R122 that's due to all of the botox/fillers

Scary Busey was the most concerning looking.

He's too easy a target to pick on.

Mj

Ansel

Angie

Jon

Even in extreme close up, Cavill is flawless.

Say what you will about Mariah, bitch is 48 and her skin is incredible. Better than women who are ten years younger. Especially noteworthy because of her drinking. Must have fantastic genes.

Absolutely perfect. Except that one little left nostril hair.

Her titflapper dresses contribute to an overall affect of careless slobbery, r130. I hate her looks almost as much as her "music."

Malik is his generation's Marty Feldman

Lupita

Tammy

President Gas

R131 he really needs to use a tweezer between his eyebrows... looks so messy!

Jared Leto looks like he could play Jesus. His eyes have that saintly look... and the hair/beard, of course.

R134.. Lupita's features are so balanced. Very pretty..

He's gorgeous just the way he is, r137. Some of us aren't as grooming-obsessed as you.

TO: Timotay Nosehairadisplay

FROM: Santa Amazon

Ansel Elgort has such a punchble face.

If Pretty in Pink ever gets remade he can be Stef for sure.

Janet Jackson looks HORRIFIC!

Watching Casablanca - haven’t seen it in years, R24.

Matthew Perry is really great at playing creepy!

Taylor Swift is gorgeous. Seen a few photos of her really up close.. her skin is flawless, very fine pores. She has pretty lips, too.

Gorgeous! Such flawless skin for a man!

Better photo. He's so hot.

A friend met him, he told me, he does have amazing skin for a man.

Why "amazing skin [italic]for a man[/italic]"? Men don't have nice skin.

Riz Ahmed is pushing 40, no? Really flawless skin. Middle eastern genes I suppose.

Yes, R149. It must be his Pakistani genes. He's not Mid Eastern. His mother also looks amazing for her age.

Buckwheat

So R150 ur sayin "Paki don't crack"?

R102, but people with small pores can't sweat properly. So the sweat just builds up. And at a certain point, those people explode. Much better to have large pores.

r153, really? i have small pores and beautiful skin. I don't really sweat, but do get very red when overheated.

Can we have your stuff?

That person in the OP's picture needs some Blepharoplasty‎.

R153 I’m curious about this too. I’m extremely fair and have the same symptoms as r154.

Except at night my body will break out into a cold sweat. But when I work out, barely at all.

Night sweats? THE AIDS ^

A lot of these people don't even look that bad. It's obvious they're wearing makeup but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're ugly underneath.

Rami looks like the aliens from Mars Attacks.

May she Rest in Corn.

Why is Charlize's cheek this texture?? Did she just wake up from a nap on a very coarsely woven pillow??

Adam Levine looks great. Which I hate saying, since he’s such a chode. Must be the proactive 🙄

Post-laser, 161

Thank you! I wonder why anyone would schedule that so close to a public event??

The man pictured in OP’s thread is giving me nightmares. He is scary looking...

Christina Aguilera

R164 — sometimes the pattern lasts longer than expected. The grid is at its worst immediately after the scabbing resolves. In most people scabbing and peeling is pretty clear a week to ten days in, or at least clear enough to disguise a lingering grid with foundation.

She probably looked fine in person from a couple of feet away but the camera really picks up repetitive patterns. Unfortunately, foundation heavy enough to cover it in person only accentuates the unwrapped-mummy effect in photos.

Ralph is still gorgeous for a man in his 50s but wow, his face is blackhead city. Seems like an easy issue to resolve. Why are het men so lazy?

Blackheads are a bitch to get rid of I use a clearsonic, have weekly peels and use an ipl device fortnightly and still have fucking blackheads.

I can honestly say I've never had a blackhead.

Carol looked pretty great in that picture, especially for someone that age.

Your lucky R170.

What I want to see are the women without their make-up troveled up on their face

Riz Ahmed really does have amazing skin.