** GOLDEN GLOBES ! | OFFICIAL THREAD ! **

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I'm counting on DL's witty asides, comments, cracks, and commentary to get me through this slogfest. Which pre-game show are we watching? E? What time does it start?

Thanks for starting this thread, OP.

Who will be totally shitfaced?

The Live E! Pre-show is now airing on the Left Coast.

What? Already? Is there a Red Carpet pre-show on?

^ Yep

Got E! on

Olivia Coleman FTW

Rami for the win!

Anyone but Chalamet for supporting. He and his film were awful.

Rooting for ASIB in everything. And anyone but the shittastic Mary Poppins in Comedy.

I've heard Gaga won from the other thread

Sharp Objects for best limited series should win.

please share livestream links for red carpet and main show. Please Please

I hope Barry and The Favourite win big. Would also like to see Regina win

If you could have a threesome with any TWO of the nominees, who would you choose?

I'd go with Emma Stone and Amy Adams.

Will Cooper go home empty handed?

......

No to the Poppins. Really want Can You Ever Forgive Me to win anything, especially McCarthy.

I think A Star is Born will sweep.

R17, Timmy and Rami.

The Hollywood Foreign Press Assoc members are pretty easily bought, so A Star is Born should do well—big PR budget and lots of swag.

Who's hosting?

I’m thinking about watching the Globes while nude.

It’s all about Gaga tonight

I am pretty confident that ASIB will win Best Picture Drama so Coop will prob take that home. I fear that Malek will beat him in Actor, unfortunately.

Then r24, wouldn't you Beholden Globes?

Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh are hosting

It's important to remember that Madonna won the GG for Best Actress first. And I think we can all agree that her performance in Evita was superior to Gaga's in ASIB.

Oh, Goody, r28. I like Sandra Oh.

Madonna and Evita sucked, so we can't agree.

Loved Sandra Oh's performance in the indie film, "Dancing at the Blue Iguana," which led to her scene-stealing role in "Sideways."

Movie Drama: ASIB, Cooper, Gaga

Movie Comedy: Crazy Rich Asians, Bale, Blunt

Movie Supporting: Grant, King

Director: Cuaron

TV Drama: Killing Eve, Porter, Oh

TV Comedy: Barry, Hader, Bell

Limited Series: Versace, Grant, Adams

Supporting: Whishaw, Clarkson

Barbra Streisand has won more Golden Globes than anyone.

[quote]Barbra Streisand has won more Golden Globes than anyone.

Excuse me?

R17, Rachel Weisz and Emily Blunt. If either is unavailable, Rosamund Pike is more than welcome.

Brad Goreski on E, I find him very appealing, until he opens his mouth, wait I just looked at the picture I am posting, make that until he speaks, he is very appealing with his mouth open..

[quote]Andy Samberg and Sandra Oh are hosting

How many people refused for that to happen?

ASIB should not even be in drama. It should be in musical/comedy.

Well, it is a dramatic film. There is indeed music in it but it is closer to a melodrama than a musical. They would be derided if they went for comedy :"And then, he commited suicide ! Ha ha ho ho ! "

I miss Ricky Gervais hosting the Globes.

Will Riz Ahmed be there?

Anyone have a link where I can watch the show in Europe?

What a dull year for film 2018 was.

R44 I have to agree. I thought last year had a better selection of movies.

Gaga won't win the Oscar, but she will win the Globe. Coleman winning the SAG will seal the deal for Oscar gold.

Gaga will win the Oscar.

I'm with R2. I can't remember a GG show with so little anticipation ever.

^^ Then leave us to do your Sunday evening laundry.

No love for Adam Driver? He is campaigning hard. The poor guy is turning up to everything. The worst part is that he looks so bloody miserable about it. Campaigning for awards is like a political campaign. Brutal.

I wish they’d get Tina and Amy back

Because it's too early. They moved it up again.

I'm watching Mildred Pierce right now.

Evening host, Sandra Oh, has arrived on the Red Carpet! She's attired in a regal white gown and a spanking Red lip!

Idris Elba’s daughter looks the same age as his fiancée. Seacrest looks like he just turned up from an all night bender.

I'm torn about off-colored suits/tuxes.

I'm not torn, Della. I loathe them. Black or, in a pinch, midnight blue.

Elsie Fisher

What is up with Giuliana's boobs?

Andy and Sandra

I was thinking the same R55. They must be a few years apart. Awkward!!

I hope queeney bottom Bradley cooper goes home empty handed.

r57. I do lean that way, too. Some things need no innovation.

Meredith Baxter looks terrific in an ivory tux with her GF.

DL fave Darren Criss

Could Elsie Fisher look any worse?

Marsha Warfield looking slimming in an turquoise evening gown.

Darren Criss- Don Ho on NY's Eve

Guiliana's boobs? Did you see Kristin Cavallari's (or whatever her name is) 1980s boobs? And that hair extension ponytail? I can't understand why they ask her to host fashion segments when she always looks terrible? She used to be cute, what happened to her?

She’s working the non binary look R66. It’s all the rage with the teeny tots nowadays.

[quote]Anyone have a link where I can watch the show in Europe?

I'm watching E!'s Red Carpet here, not sure if it'll show the actual ceremony

R69, she looks like her face has been stained with a tea bag. I hate that solid fake tan look. It makes women look like walnuts. Vile.

R65 Why is that women hanging off him like a tacky slut looking for trade? That pose is so fucking stiff and fake

Criss' fiance has to make sure we see her rock in the shot at r66

Oops, meant r65

Kiki Layne- beautiful

[quote] Guiliana's boobs?

I noticed that too r69! At first I thought she might have gained weight but can see every bone in her body in that dress..

That shot of miss criss and his beard couldn't scream more we're an obvious fake couple and I'm his bigg bobbed beard to make him look like a stud, teehee.

R69 The ponytail was eight shades lighter than the rest of her hair and the whole thing didn't go with the dress. If you told me she was 45, I would believe it in a second.

Jeannie May looked cute but boring.

Meant R72. sorry

Raimi

Why is Ryan Seacrest still doing this gig?

Tha fat chick in the red is killing herself.

LOVE Regina King! I had no idea she had a grown son!

Where is Rami's beard?

Jameela Jamil

Black suit- Good on Malek

Jodie Comer was robbed of a nomination. Glad she's turned up tonight!

Jodie Comer looks beautiful even though I don't love the dress.

I hope A Star Is Born gets nothing. Won't happen but I'm hoping.

I hope Amy Adams will win both awards tonight.

Kristen Bell. What a statement

Lucas

So is everyone wearing black again?

Lucy Boynton

I saw Amy Adams and Emily Blunt

Emily Blunt

R59, she has new boobs, the smaller and perkier type.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Gaga (and other artists) have been getting hammered on social media for their silence on R Kelly.

If Gaga wins, hopefully she will address it.

Blunt's gown is... pretty.

Emily always looks great with her hair slicked back like that, very few celebs can rock that look.

Did Blunt bring her ultimate arm candy Jon Krasinski? Currently watching football, but if someone can post a photo, I'd like to look at him.

Richard Madden

Of COURSE Lea had to send a video!!!!

I am not a fan of Blunt. But she looks perfect in that dress.

Sandra Oh looks great in the white dress, not skin tight or low cut. Class.

Richard has aged poorly, as expected with brits.

I wonder if any entertainment journalist will be bold enough to ask Gaga about it on the carpet, r100.

Cody Fern. I thought this was Sarah Paulson at first lol

Amy Adams

What is this shit? Who care about babies?

R110, WTF?

WTF is up with Ryan's playing a post-partum video from his sister?

That was bizarre R112

Speaking of babies, I wonder if the Drivers will be asked about their mystery tot.

No one cares miss shecrest.

Cody Fern is just being brave and stunning, R113.

R103 probably in philly....why the fuck are these people on the red carpet already? I’m watching football too.

[quote]Cody Fern is just being brave and stunning

he looks transtastic!

Idris Elba. His daughter, right, is the Globes Ambassador this year

R118 = Ryan Murphy

r110 Cody Fern- Sheer shoulders, high waist, belt , MC Hammerish.

While statement dressing is welcome, that just says "I'm confused."

No one at the GG is thinking about R Kelly. If you were an entertainment reporter who got 30 seconds with Gaga and you asked her about R Kelly, you’d be out of a job. LOL

Darren

Cody has the supermodel look which makes him pull off crazy looks and makeup.

i have football on one screen and DL commentary on the other. I'd love to see Regina King, Sandra Oh, and Yvonne Strahovski win

Queen G!

Whoever that actress is that Seacrest is interviewing that's a gorgeous color.

@R24 how are things going Armie?

Tarij be sporting new weave!

And Luci Lui needs a new stylist, pronto -

Lili Reinhardt

Luke Evans sighting (and Dakota Fanning)

to the person asking how to watch online: check reddit. Reddit always has links to live streams (it's how I watch most of my sports). Google "reddit golden globes" and see what comes up.

Euuu that outfit, yeah glenny ain't winning anything.

Do Regina Hall and Regina King get mistaken for each other every hour? Every half hour?

Thanks for the pic r128. I need to see that in full length.

Judy Greer

It's going to be a bad look if she doesn't address R. Kelly R109. Especially since she's been so vocal in the past concerning sexual assault and and times up.

R124 is from flyover land.

R124 lives in some sort of dream world

LOVE a tux or suit on a woman on the Red Carpet.

Agreed. She really is a hypocrite. None of these stars give a shit about sexual abuse. R139.

Thank you, R71! Appreciate it

Melissa McCarthy is wearing purple

Lucas Hedges

Catherine!

DL Icon Cathy has just arrived on the Red Carpet! Such a 28 yo stunner!

Dakota Fanning

21? I'm offended!

Catherine Zeta Jones- Logo on a can of asparagus

our favorite ingenue

Rachel Broshnan

Where is Gaga?

This Kaley chick looks like a poor man’s Jennifer Anniston, if there could be such a thing.

Is Seacrest no longer persona non grata?

Troye Sivan

Ok, my first so far best dressed- Dakota Fanning.

Gorgeous gown.

She really does R154.

Kirk Douglas is accompanying Cathy to the GGs!

I can see Taraji's dirty pillows

The top of Alison Brie’s dress is hideous!

Regina King

lol,r159

Evan Peters

Amy Adams looks terrible.

I don't like the way Rachel Brosnahan looks. Hate the dress and the hair/makeup is just meh.

Candace Bergen is speaking the past tense about the reboot, so it's cancelled right?

Ricky Martin

I love Troye Sivan's look. Fanning looks very classy.

Rosamund Pike

Penelope Cruz- Drop dead gorgeous

Dakota Fanning looks gorgeous, very "Hollywood glamour."

Lucy Liu

Penelope should have accompanied the gown with a sassy red lip.

Is jlaw going? Feel like I haven't seen her in a decade.

Luke Evans

R92 they just showed Kristin Bell and she's not in that outfit. She's in a pink dress.

GaGa?

Rosamund Pike looks ghastly.

The terms is GOWN, GOWN, GOWN! It is never a 'Dress.'

R179. I know. Don’t these people look in the mirror before going out?

Joe Alwyn

Dakota Johnson

Way too much Seacrest. Does anybody anywhere even like him?

Has TIMMAY shown up? Did he wear the penis-necked dress like he promised?

Is anyone else watching the Facebook Live feed where all the photographers are screaming? Good lord.

[quote]Way too much Seacrest. Does anybody anywhere even like him?

Just Shecrest. Nobody else, really.

Jim Carrey

Is Seacrest walking the women down the stairs to rehabilitate his image?

I am waiting for Emma Stone, Timmy and Armie

Thandie is so beautiful. It’s just a pleasure to look at that woman.

Ryan never actually listens to what any of the celebs are saying -- his mind is always on his next question.

This is so fucking dull.

Gaga is never dull

Not like Thandie's dress, though I love her.

she really is beautiful R191, I am always in awe of her

Dave Franco and Alison Brie

What Facebook feed?

Gaga looks very Judy Garland

E!'s G's role has been reduced that to of an 'on-the-spot' reporter, rather than as a key host of the E! Red Carpet ceremonies from her former hosting years.

I'm watching the facebook feed and am quite enjoying it

Pretty people.

Empty heads.

Christ, they're boring.

Timmy!!!

R192,

Agreed. To her credit Ghooliana seems to be present and listening to those she’s interviewing.

Claire Foy and Patricia Clarkson

Shockingly, I love Alison Brie's gown. Couldn't tell you one thing that I've seen her in or why she's there tonight, but she looks great.

Melissa McCarthy's eyes looks different -- is it the makeup or did she have a little work done?

OMG! Melissa Mac is still sporting 'Ombre' hair!

People punching in those fucking emoticons are sending me round the bend, R201.

Carol Burnett

....

Oh Melissa McCarthy, look at that hideous purple! dress you're wearing ... with stars on it! Smacks forehead. The worst.

They really are, aren’t they? R202. Oh for the days when stars weren’t styled to an inch of their lives, turning up buzzed and saying all the wrong things.

My post didn't post.. so

On Facebook, the "Live Watch" tab on the left, click it and type in Golden Globes

Carol Burnett looks great ... from the neck down.

Me Too R206 - love the gown. One of my favorite tonight. She is nominated for Glow I think.

Ok, ear tug for Carol Burnett- another best dressed!

The facebook hfpa livestream is also on deadline.com

GEMMA CHAN is GOURGEOUS!

Richard Madden and Dakota Fanning look the best.

Rosamund Pike and Kristin Cavallari the worst.

[quote]Shockingly, I love Alison Brie's gown

seriously, with the strapless hooker brassiere?

Penelope Cruz

Lucy Liu = worst look of the evening (which is still young).

Lucy Liu looks old as hell.

Yvonne from Handmaid’s Tale

Emily Blunt

It's going to take an otherworldly effort for anyone to look WORSE than Rosamund Pike.

Julianne Moore!

Rami looks fab. Like a WINNER. Reminds me of 1940s Oscars (Jimmy Stewart, Gable, et al)

Gaga's dress is wrinkly.

Taron Egerton

what the fuck is timotay wearing?

Connie Britton, on her role in "Dirty John": "I haven't watched it past episode 2 . . . "

Gaga's hair and tats ruin the whole look. Grow up, girl.

Julianne Moore, seriously!

Meh..

Darren Chriss’s getup 😮

Gaga looks great! She’s so thin!

Blue Me Away!

LOVE Gaga's choices in color, gown, hair

So far, Best dressed A-Lister

I'm waiting for Gaga's " . . . for every 100 people quote."

Lady Gaga's hideous tattoos ruin any dress she wears.

[quote]what the fuck is timotay wearing?

This:

I Reeeally want GaGa to lose. She showed up dressed like she's sure she's going to win.

Gaga has disappeared up her own bum but she looks fab. Love that colour.

I can't believe Connie Britton was nominated. Dirty John is pretty bad, and while she is good in it, I don't think she's great. I don't think the role even allows for greatness.

....

Lose, GaGa, lose!!

where is Chrissy Metz?

Your Timmy

One slight quibble about GaGa- she went a touch too far with the earrings.

I get it- Over the Top and Too Much are pure GaGa, but still.

I never understand people like Gaga who dress in these giant ass dresses knowing well enough there is very limited space between tables at the GGs.

Lots of yellow dresses!

I hope this isn't the start of a trend, hardly anyone looks good in yellow in real life.

Exactly, Gaga is dress like she plans (expects?) to win. Which is fine. Except if she doesn't...

I just realized that Gaga is self absorbed and boring.

Any livestream links?

WTF, Sandra?!

Chrissy Metz is there, wearing red, she spoke with the HFPA Facebook people early on.

Gaga is auditioning for the "Real Housewives of Disney" with that "gown."

Chrissy

Gaga just gave us a free acting lesson.

Timothee Chalamet

Timmy with his mom. If there was any doubt (and I doubt there was doubt), this confirms his gayness.

*Impatiently waiting for that hunk Christian Bale to appear.*

Disappointed in Gagas dress. Esp after she brought it at all the ASIB premieres. Just looks off to me, like the material is wrong.

Why the fuck was Kendall at the GG’s anyway?!

Sandra Bullock:

Take me, Captain Kirk.

Nicole?

GaGa’s dress is the color of dryer lint.

R256, that's an old picture

[quote]Why the fuck was Kendall at the GG’s anyway?!

to show she's only human, with her bad skin and all!

Timothee looks ridiculous.

Chrissy Metz is a horror.

She's the pass-around whore for the afterparties, R265.

So that Kartrashian cunt’s big announcement is that she’s shilling zit cream?

Is Jason Bateman married to Paul Anka's daughter?! WTF?

ICONIC

R270 She’s here to change lives!!!

Gaga was going to wear sweatpants and a stained T shirt until she realized that she’s going to win so she called Valentino to make her a dress.

Rami is sweeeeeet!

Yes, R273. And she gave away two tells she's bullshitting about the product. When she was giving her most earnest testimonials her eyes went to the right, away from the camera. Lying like a rug.

Gaga with fans

is Timmy wearing a lace harness?

Nicole Kidman in dominatrix blood red.

What is Timothee wearing? It looks like the back of a woman's dress?

Sandra bought her dress on Mission Street in San Francisco for $9

Kidman never changed out of her Aquaman costume.

Kidman never needed to get her face done. It ruined her.

How do Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell get invited to stuff like this?

Malek was wearing a toupe.

Amber Heard's hair channeling Elsa Lancaster in Bride of Frankenstein.

Keri Russell. One of my favorites tonight

Did Gaga match her hair color to the dress or is that just lighting?

Lupita N'yongo- Perfect

Gemma Chan

R291 link please!

R290, she dyed it. Badly.

Dear god Sam Rockwell’s fucking wife....fucking annnoying.

[quote]is Timmy wearing a lace harness?

It's part of Valentino's new Six Flags collection.

R286 - I think Kristen is nominated for The Good Place.

Michael B Jordan has blow job lips for days.

Now , r287, that's a good nugget of info. I'll be watching for another glimpse of him.

Henry Winkler seems so genuinely nice

Rami Malek looked so beautiful!!! Omg. He’s absolutely glowing tonight!!!

GaGa looks so beautiful

Adam Driver’s wife looks like she wants to kill somebody. She was throwing serious shade at Melissa M. Bizarre.

OMG. The fat claws are out

Is Giuiliana extremely tall or does she only talk to dwarves?

Damn it we had a bad storm and have no power. Spill biotches.

Are there more pics of R275? I need to see that full look

Glenn's dress is like a zipped up body bag - she is DOA

Adam Driver

Chrissy Metz is mad because it's the only Brie she can't eat.

Bradley and Irina

Gaga looks ok. The dress is a bit much and the blue hair? Come on.

Gorgeous!

William H Macy and Felicity Huffman

Very sweet to see the messages from the Happy Days gang for Henry, I got teary!

Irina is nice

BP cast

Has Bradley Cooper done something to his face? He looks weird and not as attractive.

Barry Manilow

Felicity (and her stylist) never miss -

Two couples with tight smiles and dead eyes. Mrand Mrs Driver and Brad plus beard. Both relationships will be dead in the water as soon as awards season is over. Painful to watch them together.

Cooper isn’t attractive. Idk what everyone is looking at when they say he’s gorgeous. It’s odd.

Too much drag for Bradley.

[quote]He’s absolutely glowing tonight!!!

Yeah, like dogshit in a flaming bag, R301.

Cooper looks a bit stretched and pink. He needs facial hair.

lol, r318

Brad obviously got a refresher before awards season. I thought Adam and his wife were divorcing?

Cooper used to look more attractive but recently his face looks puffy and odd.

With Brian Mays

Gaga's dress overpowers her tiny frame. She looks like she's wrapped in a comforter.

Nice

Bradley is overrated in every way and Adam Driver looks miserable with his slave owning wife

r324, perfect summation.

kerry from The Americans, I don't like her dress.

Emily Blunt looks gorgeous

Timothee

Halle Berry's hair is a fucking MESS! all wrong!

I met Keri Russell, she shops at my store from time to time in Brooklyn.

How very brave of Gagme to wear such a heavy dress, what with her fibromyalgia and all.

Heidi Klum

CHARLIZE!

Billy Porter

Charliz Theron looks good but I'm not digging her dress. Her make up is great and so is her hair.

Constance Wu

Charlize performance in Tully was the same performance she gave in Young Adult

oh my, Wu looks terrible, horrible color.

Charlize is 6' 5"

Keri Russell looks gorgeous and her husband has the best accent. The Drivers are just holding it together. Wonder if they will stop and chat or if they want to avoid baby talk. Such a strange couple.

Thandie Newton

Charlize Theron's hair is a big fail. How can you make such a beautiful woman look terrible?

How did we go from beautiful, glam Sharon Stone, Faye Dunaway, Raquel,Sophia to average ( at best) Brie Larson, Emma Stone and Amy Adams? What happened?

Michelle Yeoh was robbed of a nomination

Germma Chan's dress color is so ugly. doesn't suit her.

Bradley will be selling ice cream in the aisles during the commercials.

R363 lol or baking donuts.

What r350 said.

And, on the other end of the spectrum, I miss Sally Kirkland. She knew how to take an occasion like this and run with her bad self.

All white suits are very hard to pull off.

I assume r338, that that's a wrap she's wearing and it has the bulk of the train. But I'm only basing that on photos.

Lupita

"Hey, TIMMAY, who are you wearing?"

"It's vintage International Male clearance section circa 1990!"

R337 What is your store?

Adam Driver is sooo fucking ugly.

I love watching how the facial expressions of these fake couples drop between posing for interviews and photos on the red carpet. Cooper and Tucker are looking particularly vicious. Fame is such a strange thing.

I love GaGa's look, BUT, I too wonder about the overpowering train of the dress. I've gotta believe it's detachable, but still.

Claire

Nicholas and Olivia

R350, nobody knows how to do true sophistication any more. It's a subset of the dumbing down of America.

OmG Nick Foles ......oops sorry ...

Judith Light

The Irish actress, she annoys me. I don't like her dress, it's too old looking.

Driver’s wife looks much older than him. Do they have a Jackman/Furness thing happening? Centre parts are very hard to pull off.

Tim O Tay looks like a circus performer.

Are the Flying Wallenzas missing a member?

Bradley Cooper never takes fashion risks on the red carpet and I can see why. He looks absolutely ridiculous.

[quote][R337] What is your store?

Party City

R365, they both have the same beaver smile. They look like mother and son.

Timmy Chalamet is very charming and charismatic. I don't know why you guys are so mean about him. He seems very gracious and sweet.

His outfit looks like one of a backup dancer though

Timothée looks like a figure skater.

Julia Roberts has had some great plastic surgery (recently); Debra Messing, not so much (great plastic surgery, recently).

Ok, Judith Light- Perfect

LOVE, LOVE that gown.

Bill Hader

I don't get all the lust for that Chalamat guy. He's kinda ugly

omg, Dick is 93 years old!!!

[quote]How do Dax Shephard and Kristen Bell get invited to stuff like this?

They are still hoping to corner Riz Ahmed, then try to talk him into a three-way like they attempted at the 2017 Globes. They epically failed, hope they fail again. Dax approached Riz and told him, "My wife is really into Indian guys..." Besides being tacky, Riz isn't Indian!

Dick Van Dyke still looks great.

Is Timmy coming out tonight?

His mind is still so sharp for 93!

[quote]Timothée looks like a figure skater.

Yeah. Ice Capades, the Dorothy Hamill era.

BC’s black shoes and bow tie are even worse than the horrid white tux. WTF was he thinking? He’s such an insane control freak re: his image, etc that I can’t imagkne how this happened.

[quote]Dax approached Riz and told him, "My wife is really into Indian guys..." Besides being tacky, Riz isn't Indian!

Did that seriously happen?

Bradley!!! He looks so fine in all white.

Is Debra Messing pregnant again at her age or just fat?

I think he did with that ensemble.

Deidre Hall looks pretty

Rachel Weisz

Kidman has the most out-of-place looking bow in the back of her hair. I can't find a pic of it though.

Rachel Weiz's dress...oh my, no words, so fucking ugly.

A Star knows how to "do" voluminous, r363!

Emma

Wonderful seeing 93-year-old Dick van Dyke!

Emma looks like the creature from the Black Lagoon

Elizabeth Hoss , , , Moss, is too big for that dress.

Lez talks to lez: Elisabeth Moss and Tay Tay

Emma Stone has scales. Looks like winter skin.

Weisz's gown- By House of Window Valances

queen

I miss Joan Rivers. She would've shoveled the shit on these whores.

Dick Van Dyke's wife wanted to say "shitshow," which was hilarious.

Is Faye Dunaway at the Golden Globes this year? I only watch the Golden Globes when Faye Dunaway attends.

Julia looks amazing.

I like Julia Robert's choice.

Julia is my fave so far. I actually like Weisz but I can see where others wouldn’t.

Julia does look great. Chic.

Julia looks awful. Half man, half woman.

Emma Stone boring.

Wow. You all praising Roberts? Has hell frozen over?

I do not like Julia's look. her face is lopsided.

No one has topped Dakota Fanning.

it's julia's PR. who can like the shit she's wearing? it's like you want to wear a dress and pants as well. stupid.

"Emma Stone boring. "

Agreed, r412

Emma Stone has on a boring old lady dress

The Drivers look like they're about to be indicted, rather than going to an awards show; she's pretty, but needs some color

R396 I just watched Loretta Young this weekend in The Farmer's Daughter. She DID NOT deserve that Oscar she's holding in the pic.

But then it was a weak year and if it wasn't her it would have been Rosalind Russell in Mourning Becomes Electra - egads!

Julia is fug. These outfits are a shit show.

Julia's face is orange.

R53 Really?! I'M WATCHING MILDRED PIERCE TOO (the Kate Winslet miniseries). How odd! One episode to go.

FUUUUUUUCK!! My Bears lost 😫

What r415 said. GaGa is in her own category but, overall, Fanning is best dressed.

Jessica Chastain

[quote]I do not like Julia's look. her face is lopsided.

and those Yeti feet, yikes

[quote]Did that seriously happen?

Yes it did. When it happened it was all over the internet! They even talked about it on Ellen, then claimed Riz misconstrued what Dax was telling him.

"It's Hitchcockian. It's Esmalian."

Said Julie Roberts. HUH?

Anne Hathaway

I like Jamie lee curtis, she's wearing all white matching her hair and she has wrinkles! so refreshing!

For the 'I only watch troll' ...

R428, she’s referring to directors.

Julia. Skirt over pants? Make up your damn mind! Also too blonde doesn’t look good on you

Julia looks amazing from the waist up. Have no idea what what happend to her dress fromthe waist down.

Julia has 'Man Hands'

Not sure what to say about this outfit.

Timmy!

Debra Messing looks scary.

Eric and Don Jr. are stalking Anne Hathaway with a bazooka and a machete.

That stiff awkward wax figure of Jessica Shitstain is almost lifelike.

I actually love Timmy’s outfit. He looks unique.

As usual, Halle Berry's gown is gorgeous. She always reliably brings it.

But, the hair extensions are trying to channel a longer version of the Meghan Markle sloppy tendrils look.

Yes!! Eagles win!!

Guys I’m crying. Rami looks so fucking happy and good.

the color of dress is all wrong for Emma Stone. Doesn't suit her.

Charlize Theron

Debra's dress is awful. Julia's dress would have been a hit without the black pants and if they just carried the back around the front.

Julia's hostess pants would look better with a harlequin pattern!

Halle Berry’s dress is beautiful! She looks GORGEOUS minus the hair.

R443: I'm a Vikings fan and that was painful as f*ck. Damn. Eagles fans are dirty. Wanted the Bears.

Let me tell you about Deb. She's drunk

WTF is The Mooch doing at the GGs?!?!? Ew. Hope he is shunned widely by liberal Hollywood.

Weisz looks sexy though--the dress works.

That final kick r443!!!!!!!

Why the fuck is football still on NBC? The game is over.

Anne Hathaway made her own dress? Looks like a Project Runway miss

R436, allow me to help you.

THE FUCKING UGLIEST OUTFIT EVAH!

The Eagles will get slaughtered by the Saints next week. Don't fret.

[quote]Guys I’m crying. Rami looks so fucking happy and good.

Oh Mary

Who is The Mooch?

Amber Heard....

Love Timmy’s outfit

Rami has the best suit of the men. Wow.

Anyone has a shot of Bradley Cooper in white ?

I actually LOVE Timmy’s outfit. He looks quite handsome and exotic

R454 right!? Nick Foles and Cody Fern made my night.

Halle's outfit is boring, she's always wearing the same shit.

Anthony Scaramucci. Trump’s disastrous Chief of WH Communicatjons for a messy week.

Fuck Foles and his giant schlong! The Saints will wipe the floor with those chickenhawks.

I miss the old days of the Early 2000s.

R467 shit that looks good on her? Is that bad? I will take that over what so many younger actresses are wearing

[quote]Anyone has a shot of Bradley Cooper in white ?

just scroll back, there were like 5 pictures

What…on…earth?

Charlize is boring for her. She and Amber look the same with boring black and white, penguin looks.

Christian Bale

I do not like Sandra Oh but she looks great in that Fire Truck red dress!

"I'm SO heterosexual!"

I fucking hate Adam, he's the worst. I hate his voice.

Switching over to NBC for the live broadcast, NOW !!!!!

436 Happy Halloween!

Andy is so hot.

Julia Roberts' feet

Amber Heard is hiding a baby? Unflattering!

Spike Lee looks ridiculous.

r419, it was noted at the time that her gown wasn't designed to do stairs easily so it was surmised she didn't think she'd win. After winning she said "What will I tell Roz?!".

Ooohhh Sandra looks amazing in red!

Andy Samberg is awful. Bill Hader should have been the host.

Andy Samberg is so hot. He has a beautiful butt

They are just KISSING celeb's asses! so boring!

Bradley Cooper looking very dreamy!

The hosts blow.

R444 Why are you crying because of that?

(fuckin' falafel queen)

This is bad already.

Jesus god.

KILL

ANDY

SAMBERG.

FUCKING

KILL

HIM.

Sandra's red gown: the color red in Chinese culture is very powerful - prosperity.

This is embarrassing. And awful.

Terrroble hosts

Amy Adams looks great!

Andy is cuter but very his voice is so annoying. Bill Header is fucking ugly and should not be on TV

They should just kill all this intro shit. Get to the awards.

Bradley Cooper's face looks marionette-like! What did he DO?

We need Ricky Gervais!!

R492 are you serious with that racism?!

What is Julie Chen doing hosting the show?

The hosts are embarrassing.

I hope the fucking teleprompter breaks.

THAT would make this interesting.

Cringy.

They are horrible!!!

Hebrew Sonny and Chinese Cher

I'm missing the 90 Day Fiance Tell-All for this dreck!

Why is Sandra hosting? Serious question.

Sandra Oh is gorgeous, but she's not a stand up comedian. Sandberg might have been better alone.

Sandra's head is huge.

OMG, Lady Gaga's necklace!!! wow!

That shot of Cooper/Gaga ... he looks so feminine and she looks so masculine.

This is.... unfunny. Stupid actually

This is the best Sandra Oh has looked but she is ugly really. on Killing Eve.

Did people expect them to be funny?

She burned Emma.

Cooper looks ridiculous

Pretty sure Emma Stone just screamed "I'm sorry!" when they mentioned that there was an "Asian lead" in Aloha.

Sandra Oh's parents are adorable.

I'm ready to switch back to The Sopranos marathon. Andy Sandberg is like a better looking Adam Sandler. Oh is So not funny.

Is Bale wearing a rug???

Why can’t stupid nba just use Poehler and Fey

Miss Bradley looks like a Tranqulitrist wax puppet. Horrible.

There is no Rami is straight.

Just tuned in after the Bears game. Oh fuck the intro was brutal. Jesus someone give them the hook. Nothing is funny. People are clapping out of pity and embarrassment for them.

Sorry, Black Panther and The Avengers: Infinity Wars are not winning Best Picture.

[quote]Pretty sure Emma Stone just screamed "I'm sorry!" when they mentioned that there was an "Asian lead" in Aloha.

Yep, I heard that, too!

Ryan Coogler was not feeling that. LoL.

Andy Samberg looks like Jared Kushner.

This is just slightly better than the comic duo of Jason Alexander and Cybill Shepherd.

good God - this is BORING

That Freddy Mercury "joke" about exhuming the body was just...ugh.

The applause was so tepid for VICE.

R523, channel, please

R526 the fake nose doesn’t fit the rest of his aging face anymore

Adam is like a stupid American frat boy. Is he like this in real life. He's appears so fucking stupid.

Laura Dern just shook her head at Oh's weirdness. We got you girl.

Rami Malek looks gorgeous omg. I’m crying.

Bring back Gervais.

Darren Criss dressing gay as usual.

TV sets are being turned off by the millions.

I hate Jim Carrey.

Bradley’s new nose looks hot!

Jim Carrey is going to give AnnE herpes.

The Carrey bit was the first funny thing.

This is beyond bad

Is Jim Carrey auditioning for the Oscars gig?

Valerie Cherish is stunning, and she needs to know she's being HEARD.

Get Jim Carrey to host the Oscars.

Throw them off the stage and put Carrey up there.

He was funnier in that minute and a half then they've been all night.

The biggest mystery tonight is the evolution of Coopers face. He was hot in Hangover. WTF has he done to himself and why?

THIS IS TORTURE. What's on HGTV tonight

What is happening?

Carey would at least make it interesting.

Anne Hathaway looks stupid

The hosts crashed and burned early, embarrassing!

I now hate Sarah Oh

OMG, how melodramatic. I'm embarrassed.

OH GOD SANDRA OH

I'm cringing for her.

Queen Cooper has had work done and it doesn’t look good.

Will somebody, please, get the next thread loaded up, please !!!!!!

Everyone is cringing....

I don't know, I just changed the channel and turned it back. I'm glad I missed the terrible bit.

Lady Gaga wearing the drape section of Pottery Barn.

Im not feeling Sandra Oh. Omg.

When Sandra was like, "I see you, and I see you" I thought she was going for a joke, but sadly, she was completely serious.

God gaga looks like elderly joan crawford

I was waiting for a punchline from Oh on the “I see you” bit, but .....

Hader or Douglas.

I really don't know why they bother anymore. FFS Marvel movies being nominated for Best Picture. Minutes away from the start of the ceremony and E! was talking to Henry Winkler and Dick Van Dyke. It's so over.

This is absolutely cringeworthy.

of course Michael Douglas got it.

Lady Gaga looks like me while taking my sheets out of the dryer.

Michael Douglas didn't deserve a nomination.

Sandra Oh-No

Or, as Kitty Kelley would say: Sandra OH!

Next year they need to hire Michelle Wolfe as host.

Hader's forehead is half his face.

R563. Seriously. WTF has happened to Cooper.

Did they change up the statues?

Why is Daphne Zuniga sitting next to Steven Spielberg?

How much did Michael pay for the award?

Michael Douglas?

I just had a flashback to last year's award shows, when it was so terribly political correct, etc. It's starting to look like this one will be too. Barf!

Someone needs to create the next thread and post the link here before we reach 600 posts!

I thought Alan Arkin died.

oh my, Zeta's Jones face is frozen and so shiny!

I'm so old, I remember Michael Douglas winning producer Oscar for Cuckoo's Nest.

CZJ is shiny

35-year-old Catherine Zeta-Jones had her rich Corinthian leather face extra-waxed tonight.

Fuck Kirk Douglas

I hope asshole Kirk dies soon.

This is a televisual emetic

This time the AUDIENCE at watching at home will have to get shit-faced to get through this. Madron.

To my 102 year old father who is... shitting in a diaper somewhere...

OP, will you start a new thread? WE're getting close to 600 replies.

Danai is KILLING it in that dress!

How much work has Bradley done besides his nose?

Danai IS fire!

GG Part II - Thread

Everything, R600. Total lift and buff.

I’m glad I skipped.

Well? Hmmm?

Last

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lol did they have to do "Wakanda Forever"?

[quote]Adam is like a stupid American frat boy. Is he like this in real life. He's appears so fucking stupid.

WHO the fuck is ADAM? Driver?

Twitter seems to like Sandra Oh's speech

Was that Alec Baldwin standing up at the table?

R503 You think that's racism? p u l e e s e

What's Twitter saying about the show?

Is there a part 2?

Does there need to be, R614? This is boring as shit.

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I watched the audience to see who didn't clap when Douglas mentioned his dad. Unfortunately nearly everyone did.

What's an "Olivia Coleman"?

Richard Madden is a handsome guy, but I have no idea who he is or what he's on.

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