Jack Kennedy Shloshberg

OP=Lizsha

Jack Kennedy Shloshberg? His grandmother wash Jacqueline Kennedy Onasshish!

Yes, OP.

We have several existing threads on him, I believe.

He's not hot. His uncle was hot, his grandmother was chic, his grandfather was a playboy, but no, Jack Schlossberg is not hot. I think he thinks his mild resemblance to JFK jnr (mainly the hair) makes him hot, or just hot by association. I think he tries to be like his uncle on purpose. He is, in reality, a dorky, nerdy jewish frat bro wannabe.

Nice hairy chest here:

He takes too much after his dad to be a real kennedy fuck up.

Cut cock outline?

DL's Kennedy fetishists have insatiable gaping black holes of need that must be fed at least quarterly. It's all repetitive boiler-plate and backwash, same old same old fap fap fap Kennedy stanning.

of course he is cut, his father is jewish. fool

Cooking shirtless is gross, especially if you have a hairy chest. Gross. Very declasse and gauche. Jackie would be appalled.

People who use the word declasse are declasse. Jackie was free- spirited, she probably couldn't give a shit.

R9, I realize he is probably cut.

I was pointing out that may be the outline in his shorts.

Is he auditioning for a cheerleading squad?

He has his uncle's chest hair for that age.

He has such a crazy Instagram. Expect 'mental health" issues in the near future.

I think he's actually more attractive than most of the Kennedy clan. He doesn't have the massive Kennedy teeth, first of all, which were not attractive on any member of the family. His chin is not quite as good as the best Kennedy chins, and his face is rather long between the eyes and the bottom of his mouth, but he's quite decent looking. I don't know what his sexual orientation is, but I think he's reasonably handsome. (And flexible, which is a bonus, depending on what he's in the mood for). Linking a typical Kennedy smile (his mom) :

He's not attractive, but his sister Rose is quite striking.

[quote]He has such a crazy Instagram. Expect 'mental health" issues in the near future.

In what way?

Yeah....he'd get it.

Does he own a shirt?

Um. This:

"Happy Father's Day daddy! Even though I'm a bad little boy You're a very good daddy"

Decoded:

LFG: Looking for Group

Rainbow = Gay

Last plate: LFG 269 (Haha!)

#problematic

What the hell is wrong with his Instagram?? He's exhausting.

I don’t think he’s hot nor do I think he’s handsome. He’s just there and trying really hard to be this hot cool dude like his uncle was. Only His uncle was very naturally beautiful and this kid isn’t.

Nice treasure trail, but that's all.

Schack Kenneshy Schloshbersh -

terrific!

I'd love to schloss his berg!

Sorry. He’s just ok.

He looks like a young Anthony Weiner.

Ew. If he weren’t a Kennedy you’d never look twice. Too obviously going for the JFK Jr shirtless award.

He has several photos of Justin Trudeau on his IG:

In some pics, he looks more like Tom Villard than any of the Kennedys.

^^ the eyes look crazy, even when downcast

Already multiple threads on Jack and his daddy complex

Nice hairs.

Not hot.

hairs?

He'd look better with a decent haircut.

He's good looking, just not at the level of his uncle JFK Jr.

Cousin Patrick is cuter.

Every picture of him here has been shared on his past threads. Yes he's attractive, but not all that

Who is he

R44, nobody important.

Very Jewish-looking. He looks like an accountant from Syosset.

[quote]Already multiple threads on Jack and his daddy complex

Yeah, he seems to have a thing for Justin Trudeau. (just like Shawn Mendes).

I'm sure Justin could have Jack's thing if he wanted it.

The new spokesperson for Proactiv R44.

He tries too hard. He has little of the charisma and stunning good looks of JFK JR.

Reeks of privilege...Dems need to ditch this lot.

R51, but the public seems willing to elect a lot of politicians who reek of privilege.

Just look at Trump. You can't reek more privilege than that.

He is HOT! HOT! HOT!

He is NOT! NOT! NOT !

It's interesting that he likes Justin Trudeau.

Justin's father Pierre would have met JFK when he was Prime Minister if JFK hadn't been assassinated first.

Patrick looks a bit, I dunno, simple, or closed down. Jack definitely has a more open face, though it's true Patrick can smolder a bit and is certainly handsome.

R56, Patrick Shriver used to get a lot of attention on DL when we thought he was dating Taylor Lautner, but interest in him seems to have subsided.

Butter face but his armpits are muy delicious.

He's a sexy nerd

[quote]I'm sure Justin could have Jack's thing if he wanted it.

Justin Trudeau & Jack together would be hot.

Maybe he will truly look amazing at age 35.

Horse hung?

Does anyone think he pings? Are any Kennedy clan known to be LBGTQ? Hard to believe in a family that large that there wouldn't be....

Wow, he does seem like he might be secretly gay. Is there any way that he could actually come out, being in that family? Would Caroline have a hissy fit if he did?

There's also this, right at the top of his IG:

Jack Schlossberg Water the root, not the fruit!

I take it to mean that's his veiled way of saying he's gay, but he's not into piss play.

He reeks of desperation. He'll never be as hot as his uncle John.

He reeks of loveliness. He doesn't have to be as hot as John-John. He isn't John-John.

If he’s gay, then that will make up for it.

I think a while back someone accidently lured him and he had to release a statement that although his family has always been a champion of lgbt rights, he is not gay.

I wonder if that was a cover for the time or legit.

I wish he was gay and fought for rights light Larry’s Kramer

Could u imagine a gay Kennedy that had that kind of fight in him?

Yes, R70, I think I remember that.

We had another thread on him during which he announced he was straight.

Whether he really is, who knows?

Just because someone announces they are straight doesn’t mean they are gay!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaat at r21 photo. His Instagram pings like an SOS message.

Does he have Aspergers?

I get that he's part of the IG generation, but can't an older friend or sibling advise him to take a break from the selfies and silly posts.

He has a conkcentric face just like moi

Oh god, he reminds me of his gorgeous uncle. Miss JFK Jr. Though he doesnt particularly favor the Kennedy’s he has the hair, the height the complexion. She must see her brother everytime she looks at him. Incredibly, incredibly sad and senseless death. Never shoulda happened.

[quote]His Instagram pings like an SOS message.

Yeah, like I said above, he seems quite taken with Justin Trudeau.

He has about 5 photos of Trudeau on his IG.

Jewish boys luv uncut bitte

It may be that he sees something of himself in Justin Trudeau -- they're both descendants of political dynasties.

And many people said Pierre Trudeau was Canada's JFK.

He looks exactly like his father, except for the hair.

Isn't Ed Schlossberg allegedly a mega-asshole?

Has he ever had a girlfriend?

He is 25. His uncle had been seen squiring many a lass/skank by that point.

I say, GAY.

He's rich. That's all that matters.

He looks like JFK Jnr's retarded Jewish little brother.

Jesus...the usual DL cunts come out to snipe "ugh...not cute!" as they type away sprawled on cake/cum/booze stained couches groaning under their caftaned elderly girth opining on the hotness of people 50 years younger than they are.