Question about male anal hygiene in the shower

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lol. I’ve done this since I was a kid. Just assumed everyone did. Rarely past the first knuckle. Maybe a little more if my hole is gross and muddy. Which only happens if I eat beef.

Plain Ivory soap is best. Peppermint soap stings.

a guy i dated had a metal douche nozzle attachment on the spigot of his tub. kind of grody, but useful.

A gentle cleasing lotion on a dildo works well, and cleans both the rectum and the dildo at the same time.

Most gay men you can stick both hands up there and clap. Get with it.

I just spread my cheeks a bit and aim the showerhead in between. I can't imagine many people finger themselves every time they take a shower...

I’m curious if people do. I met a trick once who clearly never washed down there, gross. Even his undies stank.

You met a trick once?

I had one trick who...

One trick.......

I douche before every shower, then make sure I’m clean with a finger (Ivory soaped, to the 2nd knuckle,usually). It may seem excessive, but I’ve found that scrupulous anal hygiene always pays off. One never knows when being prepared will come in handy. Most days I wind up being glad I’ve taken that little extra effort.

I knew a girl who used a shower shot on her husband. But then she died.

I adjust my Speakman shower head to a solid stream and bend over and let the high-pressure water do its thing. Never a skidmark!

you people shitting daily into your shower stall or bathtub. Do you disinfect it everyday as well? Because, ew.

R3 Was this Empress I Am Not A Bottom, Andy Cohen?

is it ok to douche daily?

Doctors say no, R14. But on the other hand, daily sex is lovely.

I do whatever it take to get the little shit nuggets off my anal hairs. And how was your lunch?

During my regular daily shower, a soapy finger up to the first knuckle is all I do. If I know I'm bottoming, then I douche (unscrewing the shower head from the hand held shower, if available). The floor of the shower is cleaned after I'm done. If no hand held attachment is available, depending on my location, I douche outside of the shower in the toilet.

I wouldn't even limit it to gay males. Many people learn to wash their ass; and I'd say that's a good thing Certainly the inside of the cheeks/crack and then pressing up into the lowest part of the rectum - the area just past the hole. Not that deep at all, but slightly into the hole.

You get that much random action with random hotties r9 ?? You lucky thing!

I just vigorously run a soapy hand over there (but not too vigorously). I’m a masculine, dominant top. My ass has never gotten action and it never will. I don’t even want to be licked down there. Far as my partner is concerned, I don’t have an asshole. So there’s no need to stick a finger in there or anything.

R20 is a planet-sized asshole.

Stick my finder up there? Ew, no! I use a sparkling clean steel bottle brush for that task. Buy them in bulk and toss after each use. It feels really good, too!

oops, finger not finder. ^ Silly me!

I buy these bone sponges for between $1 and $2 and cut them up into 8 smaller sponges and I use them to clean my ass thoroughly, soap them up real good and they clean up that area real good. I don't go inside my rectum, that just seems excessive for a daily clean. I would think soap, even ivory on what is essentially mucus tissue daily would not be a good idea.

TMI y’all, TMI.

This thread is making me laugh. Who the hell fingers themselves every time they shower? Hilarious.

R24 yea right, whore. Your rectum is so spacious, 5 asian women in Hong Kong could live comfortably in there.

R26 Needy and voracious bottoms do so......

CleanStream for fuck’s sake. Accessories for the modern gentleman. Even if you don’t bottom, a clean ass is just nice.

Why not just attached a hose to the shower head and stick it up your ass?

My Ukranian housekeeper Nastya takes care of this. I don't know what she does, so it must be skillful as I am always clean. I am in an ambien coma in the morning until 20 km into my train commute.

High pressure isn’t good for your ass, Mary. Getting cool water at a controlled rate beyond the second muscle wall of your sphincter is how you get your business clean.

For those new to this, you generally start with the smallest attachment and use a gel lubricant (or shampoo), Insert carefully and turn the water on to cool at low pressure. Allow it to run until you feel “full”. Hold as long as you can - and void in the toilet.

Repeat several times until nothing appears in the water. Nothing.

That’s why we celebrate Christmas, Charlie Brown

The rectum and its juices are a part of the immune system, you stupid fucks should not be sticking anything up there except fingers and dicks and tongues.

I like a technique somewhere between that of R6 and R11. Let the water do the cleaning, but no need to harm yourself with a power wash, either.

I hope you wash your face before washing your ass.

Growing up all of our showers had irrigation nozzles, although I never used them until I was in my teens.

3 soapy fingers up the ass, rinse, lather, repeat.

[QUOTE] I’m a masculine, dominant top.

Mary!

I live in Texas where it’s hot and sweaty....leave it dirty and it makes for a good natural lube with the mixture.

Buy some bottles of magnesium that you drink before a colonoscopy.

I never did much until I started to get hemmorhoids. The my GI said how important washing and bidets were to preventing hemmorhoids. Who knew? Now I just use the jet spray along the crack. But I do feel like sticking your finger up there on a regular basis is a little excessive - and not necessarily healthy. But then I’m not regularly and sporadically bottoming - which would make it more important.

Wait So guys with attached douche wands in the shower eliminate in the shower rather than the toilet?

The shower is basically a toilet.

Doesnt everybody do that?

My shower is basically not a toilet.

r45: haven't you ever done the Waffle Stomp?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

I used to have the perfect little shower pouf on a handle that worked great. It was small enough to get between my cheeks but big enough to, you know, be effective.

Sadly they don't make them any longer, and most of the shower poufs today are gigantic. I just don't like using my hands or a washcloth, I really wish there was something like it today. Like a toothbrush for my ass but gentler.

Get a dog r48.

Ewww R49......

FF'd and blocked.

Double checking...

Been doing this for years. When it comes to my hole my finger IS my washcloth!

I just let my current trick go down on me right after I shit. Most of them are out of their mind on coke and don't even protest.

I live in Brazil. There is a water hose with spray nozzle connected to my shower and my toilet. That nozzle goes up my ass and the water is turned on every time I shower or shit.

As a Brazilian, I think you might have much, much bigger problems at the moment than anal hygiene, R54.

I push about 300 of my Lever 2000 bar up my butthole and buttcrack and rinse well. My asscrack is as pink as a newborn albino.

I have a hand held shower nozzle and I turn it to the thinnest fastest spray setting and aim if for my patootie. The hot water gets far up enough to clean everything very nicely.

Does Porcelana work for anal bleaching?

I was doing some manscaping today & something went terribly wrong & could not stop my dick from bleeding. I finally just put on 2 pairs of underwear & left home, hoping for the best. Fortunately, that stanched the bleeding.

Well if you've got an open wound on your pecker you'd better lay off homo sex for a while.

Bleeding is your body’s way of keeping germs out.

We should ask the fisting lesbians about sticking fingers or hands up the rectum. Is it safe? Will it cause damage to the poo hole?

Do the lesbians have special insight on fisting?

R63 Most gay males do not fist. It is a disgusting activity.

R64. It’s not up to you, Dorothy. Roto rooter your hoo hoo and maybe you’ll get something in there.

R65 Fuck you, 85 year old fossil. Carbon dating is how we know your age muthafucka.

I use Clorox and a bottle washer, and don't stop scrubbing up in there until I can feel bristles at the back of my throat.

Stick it in my hole.

Disinfect my guts with cum.

Cleanse me from within.

R66. I get dates. Your laste one was in the Halocene.

R69 blow up dolls don't count, loser.

Remember- Anal cleanliness next to Godliness

R70. While I have a lot of familiarity with toys and slings, I’ll bow to your expertise on blow up dolls. Although, I do have a 24” inflatable dildo I wreck a few guys ass with.

What was the original question?

LOL.

You bitches are gross! You mean you don't take Pure for Men all-natural chia-based Cleanliness Supplement? Make a moment, not a mess, guys!

Very soapy washcloth and very thorought rinse.

A balanced diet, and drinking plenty of water is all you need to not have to fist yourself to get clean during a shower.

Too much soap will cause irritation...avoid using perfumed soap. Something basic and fragrance free. There’s an OTC product called Balenol (sp?) which is supposed to be better for you.

I have a family of rodents trained to clean my bowels from the inside with tiny brooms and also tiny buckets of water. We even have our very own Disney like theme song about it.

Sometimes the soapy finger (or the soap itself) triggers me to want to have another bowel movement. My mother said when she was young she was given soapy enemas when she was constipated so i guess the irritation triggers the action.

You’re welcome.

Psyllium husks - miracle cure for great digestion and cleanliness.

How many psyllium husk capsules do you have to take a day to get the "clean bowels" effect? Everytime I go to buy them it seems like you have to take something crazy like 5 capsules 4 times a day. But I want to have empty bowels!

R64. The opinion of straight, white suburban women were’t asked, bitch.

R77 No dear. We’re gonna hit the mud layer. If I hit the mud layer, I’m throwing your nasty ass out. R78. That’s solid advice. Never use perfumes or foaming soaps in your rectum. It’s irritating and drying - you won’t benefit from it.

CleanStream and products like this *are* your best friend. You’re just using cool to lukewarm water. You should have a high fiber diet. You can accomplish that with the ridiculously overpriced gay-targeted supplements or generic stuff you get from the grocery. Just pay attention to flatulence as a result of a high fiber diet.

Yeah, that’s a real thing and the supplements are going to create a lot of gas, too. If you get stomach bloating andd gas - reduce the amount you’re taking until it stops. No matter what a well-intended friend tells you, if your farting up a storm at 40g, reduce reduce reduce until you stop. Your body won’t adjust.

Bump

A wet, soapy wash cloth and rub a few times, and rinse off.

Close this ridiculous thread.

B O B B Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R82 I take one with breakfast, one at lunch. That's it. I do drink lots of water.

Just stop eating and you'll stop pooping.

After cleaning my hole in the shower I always then wash my legs, genitals, and feet because the run-off from the hole is nasty. So it’s hair, face, upper body, rinse, then hole, rinse, nuts and dick, legs, and feet and last rinse.

for god's sake, who cares?!!!

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R2 - I do the same thing. We should shower together.

Jan and Greg and I get all soapy with the Bronner's peppermint glycerine soap and by the time Greg's neanderthal knuckles got deep into Jan she was crying out at me "Marcia Marcia Marcia !"

Growing up my whole family douched on Sundays. I grew up thinking everyone did this, a rude awakening when I left home...

I"ve got a japanese toilet that does that for me.

I've got a Filipino for that.

Tired of pooping, think I will just drink fluids from now on

I’m shocked men wipe dry and then don’t bathe afterwards. It seems so filthy.

PURE FILTH!

Dita Von Teese has admitted to crapping in the shower.

R95 - where are you from? What ethnicity? That is funny. On Sunday nights, our family ritual was kneeling in the living room and praying a decket (5 Our Fathers and 50 Hail Marys) of the rosary. Different worlds.

Why is Dita Von Teese shitting in the shower?

I don't know about the shower bit, but the story was that she had an accident in the martini glass that was part of her burlesque act...I guess the water turned brown much to the shock of the audience.