Question for total tops only

Clean inside and out.

Hairy is hot as fuck, shaved or trimmed prissy bitches need not apply.

Sexual interests, submissive service.

Butch in the streets, bitch in the sheets.

No smokers.

The only no no for me is cross dressing, wearing drag, showing up in lingerie, however you want to put it. Not even for Halloween! My closest gay friend wears makeup in his own house and I will go to Sephora with him and pick out lip gloss but I could never have sex with him. It’s possible I would have sex with a biological woman first.

And a sense of humor is a must. Yes I want a clean bottom. I want a bottom who knows his own body but accidents happen and you have to be able to laugh.

I’m can find young twinks hot in pictures but I don’t go for them in real life because I’m tall and well built so I’m afraid I’ll break them. I can’t relax.

Lame.

Totally masculine, muscled. I’d say he’s over 40 - ideally. If he’s former military, like me - we’re on the same page. Any feminine traits and he gets shown the door.

Complaint. Takes directions well. Small waist. Juicy butt.

almost zero body hair, shorter, very very built..........pure white skin, veiny

I'm glad you asked me, OP.

[quote] Totally masculine, muscled. I’d say he’s over 40 - ideally. If he’s former military, like me - we’re on the same page. Any feminine traits and he gets shown the door.

[italic]Guuuuuuurrrrrrrl...[/italic]

Let's see, hairy, over 40, hyper masculine, veiny(?), fit fat, bald, homely. Yup, I'm on Data Lounge.

Short ones. They can fit in my trunk and their bodies are easier to hide.

Cleaned inside and out - spotless.

Hair/shaved doesn’t matter.

No gd panties or girly shit. If I was interested in women, I wouldn’t be gay, would I?

Jarod Kushner started this thread as prep for his new life someday, somewhere in a federal prison

Asian bottoms are just perfect. Short, smooth, clean, tight hole and smell good.

R13 agreed! Most are uncut but the least cheesy of all the races. Latinos are the cheesiest.

Condom?

No tops on here obviously.

Squeaky clean is first and foremost. Fit and masculine are also necessities.

great willing ass

A lower body like Garrett Clayton’s...

Enthusiasm. It's a total turn on when you sense that he loves to get fucked.

Oh, and a great ass.

[quote]I would have sex with a biological woman first.

This. I’m gay so I like fucking men. Nothing you flaming femme boys can do will make you more feminine than an actual woman.

If he craves being used by me , my partner and another fuckbuddy, he goes to the front of the line.

Super clean. If we’re gonna do this, let’s do it. A beautiful clean ass lets me relax and go to town without worrying.

Masculine with bubble butt. Athlete who can last hours in bed; skills so good he can make me forget I'm wearing a condom.

Also no womanly noises. Moaning, grunting, passionate whimpers are all hot.

It needs to shake when you slap it

My husband. He has great ass, amazing at sucking & rimming, decent looking, smart, stable, and outside of sex, the alpha in our long, long relationship.

Someone who like to have fun while having sex— he’s got to get into it rather than lying there without any reaction

[R9] You have a problem with that? Why is there always one bitchy cunt, always?

All these CNN people putting down girly guys who like girly things need to show some respect. Different strokes for different folks. There are some people out there who are 100 percent gay and get turned on by a fit masculine guy loaning like a little bitch and wearing pantries. I’m a top, I like it, and trust me, I’d never do a woman. Lube and let live and don’t judge, fuckers.

Shit I need to proof read more, though I do like lube and let live (that was all Otto Currect).

Panties, not pantries.

Moaning, not loaning (also hilarious)

R1, Gurl please..... The only thing you've ever topped is a baked potato.

Rosy cheeks, no warts. Plays games, all sorts.

No "ring around the hole" a la Aaron Schock's nasty thing.

Ability and willingness to keep getting fucked after he's cum.

Already more responses than the number of “total tops” who exists.

I'm 7 months horny thanks to Covid, so this thread is not helping.

Get on top of me and cum then get off of me and go to sleep. I’m glad it’s over.

Very masculine - no screaming like a woman. Shorter than me with a fireplug build. Hairy chest and ass, beard preferred. He loves to get his ass eaten. He comes while I'm fucking him and then he finishes me off in his mouth. Makes a great breakfast for me in the morning.

I find DL's showy abhorrence of feminine traits and "dirt" really sad. I'm not obsessed with "cleanliness" at all. In my experience, just normal hygienic habits are enough.

I also like femmy bottoms. Not the "screaming queen" type though, mostly because I don't like this type of personality. I like androgynous, think young Axl Rose. I have mentioned elsewhere that sensitive, intelligent and troubled is my kryptonite trifecta.

I don't like those fake cutesy types like James Charles with the phony sunny smiles that are so popular right now. Overgrooming is a no. Too young is a turn-off.

In bed, I like people who take their time and let me take mine to really heat things up. I don't enjoy rushed sex, except when it's really urgent 😃 And don't scratch me, thanks.

I'm curious, i wonder if big musclebound tops (i.e. bodybuilders) like to screw a twink's ass (more like a woman) or would they rather screw a big ole beefy bubble butt ass? for example, i wonder if zeb atlas preferred and was more turned on in his many scenes of twink ass or when screwing someone like big ole bubble butt skye woods?..

big ole bubble buts are more feminine than tight asses

R42.. i suppose a hole is a hole once a erection is in it so perhaps it doesn't matter if it's a twink's womanly tiny ass or a big ole bubble butt woman ass for a top (like zeb).....would love to know though what his (zeb's) thoughts were and which kind of ass turned him on...

R42.. i suppose a hole is a hole once a erection is in it so perhaps it doesn't matter if it's a twink's womanly tiny ass or a big ole bubble butt woman ass for a top (like zeb).....would love to know though what his (zeb's) thoughts were and which kind of ass turned him on...

[Quote] so perhaps it doesn't matter if it's a twink's womanly tiny ass or a big ole bubble butt woman ass

Spoken like a true bottom.

Masculine, hairy and must like big dicks. I hate it when a bottom bitches about how it hurts. It supposed to hurt man, shut the fuck up and take it. Especially when I told them I have a thick 8 inches and am aggressive.

What celebrities or porn stars do tops fantasize about?

A white boy with a thick ass is my kryptonite.

R48, are you ?

Masculine moans, clean hole, bubble but, again very clean hole, preferably a hairless hole (can be negotiated).

I also like my bottoms to be hard. I really don't like the guys that are soft and don't cum. Cumming is one of the hottest parts of hooking up with a guy. Men that treat their ass like a pussy and never get hard and never cum while getting fucked are a disappointment. If you can't cum with my dick in my ass at least get hard when it's out so we both get to see a load.

A lot of big-time bottoms don't come and just get pleasure out of being used, it's a turn-off and a bit insulting for me to see your flaccid dick flopping around. Man up and get hard.

A nice, tight hole

One who let's me tie his hands behind his back.

[R50] I don’t need a bottom that gets hard. I kinda like the ones that like being used. Then it really is all about me, my hard cock, and that bubble butt. That can be a match made in heaven!

r53 i respect that. I'm a top but I LOVE watching a guy cum, especially all over my chest.

Nah I like it to be all about me. He gets to taste my load of take it up his ass. That's his reward.

[quote]It supposed to hurt man, shut the fuck up and take it.

Fuck, man. I wasn't going to jerk off today...

R2 Please break me in half!!

I’m on prep and neg of all other STDs. I get tested often as should my bottom guy. He also has to understand I do NOT wear condoms and I do NOT pull out. I will cum in his ass.

Must be hairy and if you call it your pussy or anything other then your ass, you're out of here.

A big, bouncing, juicy, gigantic set of man cheeks on a cute man is everything I need in life! The cock is entirely secondary.

^I thought I was the only one like that. I do like a nice cock, but a guy's arse takes preference for me.

I have my bottom wear a jock so he can't play with his cock. You should watch him moan.

[quote] A big, bouncing, juicy, gigantic set of man cheeks on a cute man is everything I need in life!

Please link examples of asses you like, R60.

Bottom who will cum while I’m fucking him

[quote]if you call it your pussy or anything other then your ass, you're out of here.

boring

What's the deal with double penetration? I see it popping up more frequently in porn. Is this more a pleasure for the bottom or the tops?

big asses and ready to squee and giggle if having it played with

r66 DP is always annoying to hear because some men equate that to having a cock in their ass and mouth at the same time. For me, it should only mean two cock's up your ass.

Total tops, is this too much ass?

This...

Small hairy bums get my motor revving. The darker the hair, the better. Personality-wise, I enjoy a tease, somewhat cheeky, and capable of being and talking a bit dirty. I've enjoyed some take charge aggressive bottoms who like to be on top. I can alao appreciate a pretty type: long hair, androgynous or a bit femme.

I like to make the distinction that some who get labeled as femme, are simply not naturally very buth or manly, but it isn't an act or schtick with the ones I like. They're generally sweet, gentle personalities as well, not some caricature of a cunty mean queen. Clean is always good, shaved holes are a complete turn-off... even if you're the pretty sort, I want a hairy hole. Huge plus if you're cock is big enough for me to suck whilst fucking you.

^ they must enjoy sucking cock as well.

Hey tops, I am able to cum handsfree via relaxing or stressing my lower muscled and can contract my orgasm a bit. I am always annoyed when bottoms cum while fucked only when they masturbate. Is it unusual for bottoms to cum like that? Do you like your bottom to cum while fucking him? Usually when I have a finger in my ass, I can't do a handsfree orgasm, but I can cum too without jerking off? So I guess in a way this is handsfree as well. I just can't cum that way by lower abdominal muscle contractions.

I love a few types.

I love a lean, hairy otter bottom. I love watching my cock disappear into his hairy hole. If he has some hair on his chest and especially legs, it drives me crazy. I like him on his back while I kiss him.

I love a smooth Asian man, too, esp if he's kind of pocket-gay size. My current FB is like this and he drives me wild. He loves my cock.

I'm hard now.

One's who are reluctant and fight back a little bit.

Many scenarios... many "types" can work for me (over the years).

I used to like "straight", masculine types... who slowly but surely would surrender. Turn passive. Even moan like a woman.... Get excited by my treating his ass like a pussy....

^ Yep, nothing's hotter than making a strong guy your bitch

[quote]Complaint. Takes directions well. Small waist. Juicy butt.

I'm still laughing at R5! I think he meant 'compliant'.

I'm still confused by otter and possum. One is hairy and one isn't?

I love a bottom who really knows how to spread his legs when he's getting fucked. Dakota Payne, a hot model currently working for NDS, knows all about this. He must spread his legs a mile apart when he's getting his hole plowed. Fucking love it.