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Question for total tops only

Describe the qualities and traits of your ideal bottom. What would his physical aspects, sexual interests, and personality be like.

by Anonymousreply 6515 hours ago

Clean inside and out.

Hairy is hot as fuck, shaved or trimmed prissy bitches need not apply.

Sexual interests, submissive service.

Butch in the streets, bitch in the sheets.

No smokers.

by Anonymousreply 101/05/2019

The only no no for me is cross dressing, wearing drag, showing up in lingerie, however you want to put it. Not even for Halloween! My closest gay friend wears makeup in his own house and I will go to Sephora with him and pick out lip gloss but I could never have sex with him. It’s possible I would have sex with a biological woman first.

And a sense of humor is a must. Yes I want a clean bottom. I want a bottom who knows his own body but accidents happen and you have to be able to laugh.

I’m can find young twinks hot in pictures but I don’t go for them in real life because I’m tall and well built so I’m afraid I’ll break them. I can’t relax.

by Anonymousreply 201/05/2019

Lame.

by Anonymousreply 301/05/2019

Totally masculine, muscled. I’d say he’s over 40 - ideally. If he’s former military, like me - we’re on the same page. Any feminine traits and he gets shown the door.

by Anonymousreply 401/05/2019

Complaint. Takes directions well. Small waist. Juicy butt.

by Anonymousreply 501/05/2019

almost zero body hair, shorter, very very built..........pure white skin, veiny

by Anonymousreply 601/05/2019

I'm glad you asked me, OP.

by Anonymousreply 701/05/2019

[quote] Totally masculine, muscled. I’d say he’s over 40 - ideally. If he’s former military, like me - we’re on the same page. Any feminine traits and he gets shown the door.

[italic]Guuuuuuurrrrrrrl...[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 801/05/2019

Let's see, hairy, over 40, hyper masculine, veiny(?), fit fat, bald, homely. Yup, I'm on Data Lounge.

by Anonymousreply 901/05/2019

Short ones. They can fit in my trunk and their bodies are easier to hide.

by Anonymousreply 1001/05/2019

Cleaned inside and out - spotless.

Hair/shaved doesn’t matter.

No gd panties or girly shit. If I was interested in women, I wouldn’t be gay, would I?

by Anonymousreply 1101/05/2019

Jarod Kushner started this thread as prep for his new life someday, somewhere in a federal prison

by Anonymousreply 1201/05/2019

Asian bottoms are just perfect. Short, smooth, clean, tight hole and smell good.

by Anonymousreply 1301/05/2019

R13 agreed! Most are uncut but the least cheesy of all the races. Latinos are the cheesiest.

by Anonymousreply 1401/05/2019

Condom?

by Anonymousreply 1501/05/2019

No tops on here obviously.

by Anonymousreply 1601/25/2019

Squeaky clean is first and foremost. Fit and masculine are also necessities.

by Anonymousreply 1701/25/2019

great willing ass

by Anonymousreply 1801/25/2019

A lower body like Garrett Clayton’s...

by Anonymousreply 1901/26/2019

Enthusiasm. It's a total turn on when you sense that he loves to get fucked.

Oh, and a great ass.

by Anonymousreply 2001/26/2019

[quote]I would have sex with a biological woman first.

This. I’m gay so I like fucking men. Nothing you flaming femme boys can do will make you more feminine than an actual woman.

by Anonymousreply 2101/26/2019

If he craves being used by me , my partner and another fuckbuddy, he goes to the front of the line.

by Anonymousreply 2201/26/2019

Super clean. If we’re gonna do this, let’s do it. A beautiful clean ass lets me relax and go to town without worrying.

by Anonymousreply 2301/26/2019

Masculine with bubble butt. Athlete who can last hours in bed; skills so good he can make me forget I'm wearing a condom.

by Anonymousreply 2401/26/2019

Also no womanly noises. Moaning, grunting, passionate whimpers are all hot.

by Anonymousreply 2501/26/2019

It needs to shake when you slap it

by Anonymousreply 2601/26/2019

My husband. He has great ass, amazing at sucking & rimming, decent looking, smart, stable, and outside of sex, the alpha in our long, long relationship.

by Anonymousreply 2701/26/2019

Someone who like to have fun while having sex— he’s got to get into it rather than lying there without any reaction

by Anonymousreply 2801/26/2019

[R9] You have a problem with that? Why is there always one bitchy cunt, always?

by Anonymousreply 29Last Friday at 10:56 AM

All these CNN people putting down girly guys who like girly things need to show some respect. Different strokes for different folks. There are some people out there who are 100 percent gay and get turned on by a fit masculine guy loaning like a little bitch and wearing pantries. I’m a top, I like it, and trust me, I’d never do a woman. Lube and let live and don’t judge, fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Friday at 11:09 AM

Shit I need to proof read more, though I do like lube and let live (that was all Otto Currect).

Panties, not pantries.

Moaning, not loaning (also hilarious)

by Anonymousreply 31Last Friday at 11:12 AM

R1, Gurl please..... The only thing you've ever topped is a baked potato.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Friday at 11:18 AM

Rosy cheeks, no warts. Plays games, all sorts.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Friday at 11:20 AM

No "ring around the hole" a la Aaron Schock's nasty thing.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Friday at 11:26 AM

Ability and willingness to keep getting fucked after he's cum.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Friday at 11:31 AM

Already more responses than the number of “total tops” who exists.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Friday at 11:31 AM

I'm 7 months horny thanks to Covid, so this thread is not helping.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Friday at 11:39 AM

Get on top of me and cum then get off of me and go to sleep. I’m glad it’s over.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Friday at 11:40 AM

Very masculine - no screaming like a woman. Shorter than me with a fireplug build. Hairy chest and ass, beard preferred. He loves to get his ass eaten. He comes while I'm fucking him and then he finishes me off in his mouth. Makes a great breakfast for me in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Friday at 11:52 AM

I find DL's showy abhorrence of feminine traits and "dirt" really sad. I'm not obsessed with "cleanliness" at all. In my experience, just normal hygienic habits are enough.

I also like femmy bottoms. Not the "screaming queen" type though, mostly because I don't like this type of personality. I like androgynous, think young Axl Rose. I have mentioned elsewhere that sensitive, intelligent and troubled is my kryptonite trifecta.

I don't like those fake cutesy types like James Charles with the phony sunny smiles that are so popular right now. Overgrooming is a no. Too young is a turn-off.

In bed, I like people who take their time and let me take mine to really heat things up. I don't enjoy rushed sex, except when it's really urgent 😃 And don't scratch me, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Friday at 12:19 PM

I'm curious, i wonder if big musclebound tops (i.e. bodybuilders) like to screw a twink's ass (more like a woman) or would they rather screw a big ole beefy bubble butt ass? for example, i wonder if zeb atlas preferred and was more turned on in his many scenes of twink ass or when screwing someone like big ole bubble butt skye woods?..

by Anonymousreply 41Last Friday at 12:23 PM

big ole bubble buts are more feminine than tight asses

by Anonymousreply 42Last Friday at 5:46 PM

R42.. i suppose a hole is a hole once a erection is in it so perhaps it doesn't matter if it's a twink's womanly tiny ass or a big ole bubble butt woman ass for a top (like zeb).....would love to know though what his (zeb's) thoughts were and which kind of ass turned him on...

by Anonymousreply 43Last Saturday at 6:32 AM

R42.. i suppose a hole is a hole once a erection is in it so perhaps it doesn't matter if it's a twink's womanly tiny ass or a big ole bubble butt woman ass for a top (like zeb).....would love to know though what his (zeb's) thoughts were and which kind of ass turned him on...

by Anonymousreply 44Last Saturday at 6:32 AM

[Quote] so perhaps it doesn't matter if it's a twink's womanly tiny ass or a big ole bubble butt woman ass

Spoken like a true bottom.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Saturday at 8:32 AM

Masculine, hairy and must like big dicks. I hate it when a bottom bitches about how it hurts. It supposed to hurt man, shut the fuck up and take it. Especially when I told them I have a thick 8 inches and am aggressive.

by Anonymousreply 4620 hours ago

What celebrities or porn stars do tops fantasize about?

by Anonymousreply 4720 hours ago

A white boy with a thick ass is my kryptonite.

by Anonymousreply 4820 hours ago

R48, are you Edwin?

by Anonymousreply 4920 hours ago

Masculine moans, clean hole, bubble but, again very clean hole, preferably a hairless hole (can be negotiated).

I also like my bottoms to be hard. I really don't like the guys that are soft and don't cum. Cumming is one of the hottest parts of hooking up with a guy. Men that treat their ass like a pussy and never get hard and never cum while getting fucked are a disappointment. If you can't cum with my dick in my ass at least get hard when it's out so we both get to see a load.

A lot of big-time bottoms don't come and just get pleasure out of being used, it's a turn-off and a bit insulting for me to see your flaccid dick flopping around. Man up and get hard.

by Anonymousreply 5020 hours ago

A nice, tight hole

by Anonymousreply 5120 hours ago

One who let's me tie his hands behind his back.

by Anonymousreply 5220 hours ago

[R50] I don’t need a bottom that gets hard. I kinda like the ones that like being used. Then it really is all about me, my hard cock, and that bubble butt. That can be a match made in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 5320 hours ago

r53 i respect that. I'm a top but I LOVE watching a guy cum, especially all over my chest.

by Anonymousreply 5420 hours ago

Nah I like it to be all about me. He gets to taste my load of take it up his ass. That's his reward.

by Anonymousreply 5520 hours ago

[quote]It supposed to hurt man, shut the fuck up and take it.

Fuck, man. I wasn't going to jerk off today...

by Anonymousreply 5619 hours ago

R2 Please break me in half!!

by Anonymousreply 5719 hours ago

I’m on prep and neg of all other STDs. I get tested often as should my bottom guy. He also has to understand I do NOT wear condoms and I do NOT pull out. I will cum in his ass.

by Anonymousreply 5819 hours ago

Must be hairy and if you call it your pussy or anything other then your ass, you're out of here.

by Anonymousreply 5918 hours ago

A big, bouncing, juicy, gigantic set of man cheeks on a cute man is everything I need in life! The cock is entirely secondary.

by Anonymousreply 6018 hours ago

^I thought I was the only one like that. I do like a nice cock, but a guy's arse takes preference for me.

by Anonymousreply 6116 hours ago

I have my bottom wear a jock so he can't play with his cock. You should watch him moan.

by Anonymousreply 6215 hours ago

[quote] A big, bouncing, juicy, gigantic set of man cheeks on a cute man is everything I need in life!

Please link examples of asses you like, R60.

by Anonymousreply 6315 hours ago

Bottom who will cum while I’m fucking him

by Anonymousreply 6415 hours ago

[quote]if you call it your pussy or anything other then your ass, you're out of here.

boring

by Anonymousreply 6515 hours ago
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