Chris Pratt unveils DILF body

He’s an animal abuser.

where is he prancing in the video?

Looks like gurl is in the off season.

He is fat, but he can pull it off.

I live in the midwest and I can throw a stick and hit somebody better looking than him

R5 Don't hit the pretty ones.

OP reveals IHNTIM mind.

He looks like he smells down there.

[quote] Does DL approve?

Hell yes. This is actually the state he looks best in imo. And he still leaves his chest hair intact

Two wealthy average-looking right wing repukes on the beach. WGAF

If you really think Maria Shriver's daughter is right wing you are none too bright R10

He's far from ugly but he looks pretty average and he'd need to have a helluva charming personality for me to get past him looking like a generic Republican supporter at a backyard barbecue who avoids saying anything about his love for great great walls, because he wants to get laid.

In regards to his animal abusing I have one thing to say: I don’t care what you do to them, just be good to me. Ooowoooooo!

Lmao his animal "abuse" is that he tried to give his cat away.

I prefer him chunky

I'll take him. DL bitches are so picky.

I would cast him in this shape as Chris Watts in the Lifetime Movie biopic.

Guarantee that with that short little tiny nose and that chunky build, his dick is a peanut.

Mmmmmm, chunky monkey, I’d hit it. Questionable anal hygiene perhaps?

Andy Dwyer returns!

That looks like his between movie body. He seems to always let himself get chubby between roles. No, he's not a classically handsome guy. But the total package (when he's fit) is pretty great. Not taking into consideration, his politics, etc.

Used to love him when married to Anna, and on parks. Not anymore.

Uhohhhh, once a fatty always a fatty.

I also prefer the dilf build.

I wish his pecs were a bit more muscular, however.

Can you imagine if an actress went to fat between roles? They would be raked over the coals.

He looks hot

Bad person.

Ugly person.

Bad, ugly person.

I would drain him dry

Hell no, I liked the body he worked hard to get. Why did he let himself go?

R28 He always gets like this between movies lol. He doesn't like starving himself to be fit for no reason.

R13, "Dub Be Good to Me (Norman Cook's Excursion on the Version)" by Beats International is on the July 1992 Gap In-Store Playlist! Great cover!

He’s a Trump Lover. Give me Chris Pine.

He's DILFalicious!

You can only say he is "off season" or "in between" roles if he shows up later with a buff bod. Right now all we know for sure is he's out of shape.

But he's still hot.

Where are his nipples?

I did enjoy him in "Wanted". His big fat ass getting spanked while fucking that chick on the table. Other than that, ehhh.

R33 he's gotten this fat again after every marvel movie. And he was fat for all of parks and rec

The Lego Movie is his best movie to date.

I don't think he's looked good since his Everwood days.

R35 - damn, he has a spankable ass. I could care less how questionable his anal hygiene is (comments above) - I would bare fuck him every which way from Sunday...........and spank him into next week..

Eat a salad dammit! As an elder I am always disappointed to see the youngs let themselves get so out of shape. I wish I knew then what I know now.

[quote]I live in the midwest and I can throw a stick and hit somebody better looking than him

I live In Queens and I can walk through the streets wildly swinging a machete and not hit somebody better looking than him

My favorite Pratt

BION, Anna was the one the cheat first, according to the blinds. I like her from the Scary Movie franchise though.

[quote]I don't think he's looked good since his Everwood days.

And he didn't look good in his Everwood days.

Young ? He is one birthday away from being 40 !

The minute his movie career tanks you know he's gonna become a chubby tubby again.

Hunter POS. Hope someone mistakes him for a moose.

I hope you are vegetarian R47. Being anti hunting but pro factory farming is pretty dumb

He’s SO much more attractive chunkier

SPEW

We should go pig sticking

And after seeing that pic I turned straight

Chris is a fucking fundie jesus rapist. gross

A Bible...inspired diet. It's a shame he's so hot because what a fucking moron.

The story goes, their son's survival was very up in the air when he was born. The kid pulls through, and instead of thanking science and doctors, he starts blowing Jesus. Smart.

Katherine is pretty but her body is flat like an ironing board. Chris is curvier than her.

I've never seen such a dumpy looking girl.. for a celeb..

R45 - And that's still 30 years younger than the average DataLounger.

If you've been on this site for any length of time, you learn to avoid threads that feature 'Gorgeous Men'. Because you just know they won't be.

Damn, I forgot to sign my post at R57 as David Pevsner.

They'll whip him back into shape the next time he has to play a muscle-hunk. He's still hot with that imperfect body though.

He's not even fat fit.

whores

[quote]Katherine is pretty

😳

He has said many times that he enjoys being fat more than being fit, and can't wait until he can just sit back, get old and fat.

He didn’t work that hard for his Marvel body. Steroids did half the work for him but he’ll spout the old Hollywood standby line that it was diet and a trainer that kicked his ass every day that enabled him to put on 50lbs of muscle in 6 weeks.

I don’t approve of anything this human-potato hybrid does, fucking bible thumping Republicunt.

What did anna Farris ever see in him?

No thanks - DIWLF.

R65 probably a thick dick and a silly man who wouldn't demand much of her.

[quote]He has said many times that he enjoys being fat more than being fit, and can't wait until he can just sit back, get old and fat.

He's there. (not old, but fat)

Too bad Chris Pratt unveils DOUCHE beliefs, as well.

Chris is an amazingly hot man. He looks good at multiple different weights

Katherine looks like her great-grandmother Rose.

His body in r42's pic is awesome, but it's basically a full-time job to maintain it. Most people just couldn't give a fuck about doing all the maintenance to look like that all the time.

He's engaged!!!

Yes, he would've have loved to have kept it a secret. So....he posts it on Instagram. Actors are such assholes.

He seems like such a douchebag.

Do we think he really loves her or is just trying to marry into her family?

I think it's really shitty to rush it when you have a kid to consider.

R76 he's a Bible thumping schmuck.

I really don't get why Maria would introduce her daughter to an older divorced guy. There's no men her age who love Jesus?

"Proudly to boldly live in faith with you."

Oh for christssakes. That's nauseating.

Will there be a maid living with Chris and Katherine?

(Asking for a friend.)

[Quote] I really don't get why Maria would introduce her daughter to an older divorced guy. There's no men her age who love Jesus?

I guess not.

He clearly gets bigger between roles, but just look at him in the OP's image. He's still hard as a rock.

Katherine is a very lucky woman. This did move too fast though. I doubt it lasts.

I've always found it ironic that the only public comment he's gotten "in trouble" for is his apology for any future missteps he might make. He actually is pretty controversy free for Hollywood

He's almost back to movie shape.

He’s gross.

Can’t believe he got engaged so quickly and so soon after his divorce from his baby mama (ended in August 2017). He has a kid - what’s the rush to get engaged? Katherine is either pregnant (ironic considering all his religious BS) or they are “waiting” because of the religious BS.

This won’t end well them. I used to like him because he was funny on Parks and Rec and I like him in Guardians but he lost me with the “live in faith” and Deplorable shit.

[quote] ironic considering all his religious BS

Chris is protestant. Kids born out of wedlock is more a problem in Catholicsm

If he ever opened that bible he waves around, he’d find out divorce is not in the picture! He should be leading a chaste, non sexual life till death!

No wonder everyone skips that one at the fundie-make-your-own-religion food line!

Again Chris is protestant. Divorce being wrong is also not stressed that heavily. And He's never said anything deplorable. He's just openly Christian and some people hate that

He's no different than 99.999999% of all people who claim to be religious. He picks and chooses which tenets of religion he's willing to adhere to and which one's he's not. These people think if they talk the talk they're okay and don't have to walk the walk. I hate to inform them, if God is real that ideology won't pass muster with him.

R88 totally not true, divorce is absolutely unacceptable in any Fundamentalist Christian Religion, and shunned in ALL Protestant religious sects!

Where do you think the PURITANS came from? It’s all well and good till your eye strays and the next thing you’re acting on it!

Then that Hillsong you’ve been singing so loudly is suddenly out of tune!!

Is he the one that's married to Emily Blunt?

He seems to be a guy that doesn't do well being single. I bet he's had small gaps between the time frames of when he's dated women.

Those guys are usually needy assholes that are never in love with their partners, just the idea of them and/or the role that the partner plays in their life.

I don't know why the expectation is that if you're a Christian, you can never sin.

At least in the Catholic faith (which is what I was raised in) there's a Sacrament of Reconciliation and Penance. The expectation is that as hard as you try, you will screw up (sin). That is why you're taught to confess and do penance for your sins (acknowledgement and responsibility). There's no expectation within the church that you will be without sin, the expectation is that you try your best to live a good life, and self-reflect so you can do better.

Christians in general don't bother me. What bothers me is when Christians - or religious people of any faith, really - try to push their religion on others, or hypocritically call out others who do sin. But as long as they keep it personal, I don't see the harm.

R91 yes, he played Kevin on “The Office”

Oh yeah, he also played the dad in The Conjuring, right r94?

R90 That's not true. Catholics need to seek a formal annulment from the church before they can remarry after a divorce or they can no longer go to mass and take communion.

No such restriction in protestant denominations. You can divorce and remarry a hundred times and still be considered a member in good standing and take part in communion. Divorce is just not a big deal to protestants. Even protestant ministers divorce sometimes.

R93 I disagree. I think people should be allowed to talk about their religion as much as they want. Chris taking about how Christian he is isn't inherently "pushing it on others". And I feel the same way about atheism, shout that you're an atheist from the top of a mountain if you want to. It's your right to express your beliefs whatever they are, UNLESS they infringe on the rights of others

[quote]Catholics need to seek a formal annulment from the church before they can remarry after a divorce or they can no longer go to mass and take communion.

Of course they can go to mass, atheists and Hindis and hedge fund directors and anyone else who wants to can go to mass. But yes, communion is supposed to be off limits if you are not a Catholic in good standing -- which you cannot be if you are divorced and remarried. Unless you've shelled out for an annulment.

It all depends on what denomination of Protestantism it is. The more mainstream "higher class" Protestants such as Episcopalians, Congregationalists or Presbyterians tend to skew more liberal. The lower-class fundamentalist sects such as Baptists, Pentecostals etc. tend to be mouth-breathing idiots. I have no idea which one Chris Pratt is.

[quote][R93] I disagree. I think people should be allowed to talk about their religion as much as they want. Chris taking about how Christian he is isn't inherently "pushing it on others". And I feel the same way about atheism, shout that you're an atheist from the top of a mountain if you want to. It's your right to express your beliefs whatever they are, UNLESS they infringe on the rights of others

No, we don't disagree. I have no problem with Pratt speaking about what his religious beliefs are. When I reference people pushing their religion on others, I mean just that. (JW's going door to door trying to recruit people, for instance.)

[quote] Is he the one that's married to Emily Blunt?

No, that's John Krasinski.

There's a NSFW cartoon someone sketched where John's Office character is having sex with Chris Pratt's Parks and Rec character. It's kinda hot.

He would be better off with Patrick Schwarzenegger.

YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY.

[quote] HEAD TO TOE SEXY

Meh, he's okay.

Him being a deplorable is an instant boner killer.

Do you really think Maria Shriver would introduce her daughter to a deplorable?

After Googling around, the only thing about Chris Pratt's political opinions I could find was that he said he doesn't feel represented by either party. I couldn't find any source that quoted him as saying he is a Republican or that he's fond of Trump.

I was raised Episcopalian, but went atheist decades ago. When I was in the church (50's-70's) divorce meant one thing, excommunication. Even marrying outside the faith meant excommunication. My own sister was excommunicated for marrying outside the faith. I don't know how they're doing things now.

Episcopalians are just Catholics Light, aren't they?

JFC. Now I’ve heard almost everything: Class distinctions between religion denominations. 🙄

r109 you obviously haven't been paying attention.

He is a straight but he had no problem spreading his legs for Chris Evan's cock

R111, yeah that's believable.

Ugh, member of a crazy Hollywood church. He can fuck himself.

Yes, please! Dad bods are the perfect balance of masculinity, confidence, security and sexiness.

He has such a quintessential douchy face. So much talk I’d the silly man made religion on this board. Sin & then confess. Christianity has it all covered. Easy Peasy.

R114 - You type obese

He needs to be punched

OMG COW... milk please