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Let’s discuss this Teutonic god

@janordik

Yes, he’s family

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by Anonymousreply 39606/29/2020

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by Anonymousreply 112/29/2018

Wow, he's amazing. How tall is he? He looks tall.

by Anonymousreply 212/29/2018
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by Anonymousreply 412/29/2018

r1 the ideal man every gay person wants. Even the ugly fatasses that don't show face on Grindr want this. Marks all the checkmarks on the shopping list.

by Anonymousreply 512/29/2018

Puppy!

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by Anonymousreply 612/29/2018

His IG is just a wall of samey selfies. Not even one single photo shot of smthg else that interests him. There are lots of guys with nice bodies on IG, nothing in his Insta makes him stand out from that crowd.

by Anonymousreply 712/29/2018

Fuck off, anti-gay freaks R1 and r5.

by Anonymousreply 812/29/2018

i am also gay and german, just like this guy!

I bet he gets milked every day!

by Anonymousreply 912/29/2018

demigod at best. FYI: True Gods, like Vampires, can't be captured on film, see no reflection themselves in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 1012/29/2018

Well it's impossible to tell if he's gay or straight since he's clearly a selfiesexual. Absolutely none of his (recent) pics have another person in them.

by Anonymousreply 1112/29/2018

#LoveisLove:

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by Anonymousreply 1212/29/2018

OK. I'll say it.

Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 1312/29/2018

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 1412/29/2018

Boobies!

by Anonymousreply 1512/29/2018

Is he a shopbottom?

by Anonymousreply 1612/29/2018

Make sure you check out his gym stories to seen him bounce his tits

by Anonymousreply 1712/29/2018

sure jan

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by Anonymousreply 1812/29/2018

R3 Look at those legs! I want him to put me in a leg lock until I pass out.

by Anonymousreply 1912/29/2018

^^^Mary!

by Anonymousreply 2012/29/2018

More Teuton than god.

by Anonymousreply 2112/29/2018

Now that's a body built to have every inch explored. Preferably by my tongue.

by Anonymousreply 2212/29/2018

Tit Realness:

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by Anonymousreply 2312/29/2018

Hot bro

by Anonymousreply 2412/29/2018

Pec bump

by Anonymousreply 2512/30/2018

R8 it’s the truth. He’s white, muscular, masc, str8 “acting”, gym goer, sane and seems nice.

by Anonymousreply 2612/30/2018

[quote]Is he a shopbottom?

No but most of these queens drooling over him sure are.

by Anonymousreply 2712/30/2018

He has really great nipples for someone so light skinned. Usually pale people have boring pale nipples.

by Anonymousreply 2812/30/2018

Looks like my German BF

by Anonymousreply 2912/30/2018

Wrong, R5. Not all of us salivate over this type.

I am admittedly average looking at best, but that doesn't mean I can't have my own set of ideals. And overly worked out, blindingly pale white guys who shave and wax off all their body hair are not sexy to me. They look like plastic Ken dolls and are not hot to me.

And Instahoes of all types and flavors are dick wilters. Their thirstiness belies a complete lack of self confidence, which is also a huge turn off.

Stop assuming you know what turns other people on.

by Anonymousreply 3012/30/2018

He should have an OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 3112/30/2018

There’s plenty body hair there. So get off your high horse R30!

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by Anonymousreply 3212/30/2018

It was nice to get a LITTLE exposure, after all the support we give him, but we know where his heart lies.

by Anonymousreply 3312/30/2018

Perfection

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by Anonymousreply 3401/12/2019

I bet he looks great in a jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 3501/12/2019

Snot dewinit 4 moi.

by Anonymousreply 3601/12/2019

Jeez

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by Anonymousreply 3701/15/2019

Love a muscular back.

by Anonymousreply 3801/15/2019

Just perfect. Flawless. I wonder if he could possibly be persuaded to fancy a short, fat guy?

by Anonymousreply 3902/05/2019

."I wonder if he could possibly be persuaded to fancy a short, fat guy?"

Don't know. Show us what you got, fat stuff. Can you do that triple somersault and land on a guy's dick trick without breaking his hip on the dismount?

I find it's more acceptable to be ugly if you have a gimmick. But I'm probably going to have to get another hip pretty soon, so what do I know?

by Anonymousreply 4002/05/2019

I doubt he would consider you "Family" OP.

by Anonymousreply 4102/05/2019

imagine the thousands rich queens pay to dine on them tits...

by Anonymousreply 4202/05/2019

He’s almost pink.

by Anonymousreply 4302/05/2019

Weird, he's taken down the last two pictures. I wonder why?

I hate it when people edit their feeds.

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by Anonymousreply 4402/05/2019

Gorgeous but elderly , her hole is on borrowed time...

by Anonymousreply 4502/05/2019

She has a good decade or more, looks like he will age well.

I don't care how loose his fukhole is, ide be honored to suk it out.

by Anonymousreply 4602/06/2019

There's nothing special about him; just another instahoe

by Anonymousreply 4702/06/2019

Throwback to Jan being featured on Surge's Instagram

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by Anonymousreply 4802/06/2019

He does have an amazing set of tits. I could almost tiddyfuck them....

by Anonymousreply 4902/06/2019

He's beautiful and every one of you would have your tongue in his throat if he tipped you the wink. Dont deny it.

by Anonymousreply 5002/06/2019

Whats the German word for bottom?

by Anonymousreply 5102/06/2019

[OP] "He's family". Yup. SISTER

by Anonymousreply 5202/06/2019

German = Piss Pig. PASS

by Anonymousreply 5302/06/2019

How do you know he's gay...proof?

by Anonymousreply 5402/06/2019

[R54] well try to check who he's following lmao. He's literally following best_of_grindr... need more proof?

by Anonymousreply 5502/06/2019

Wow he’s soooo hot!!! He makes my hole do this.......

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by Anonymousreply 5602/06/2019

R56 wait... are assholes actually capable of doing that?? ew

by Anonymousreply 5702/06/2019

R55. Yes please. I need to see him with a boyfriend etc. Otherwise he's just a straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 5802/06/2019

R58 so hetero

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by Anonymousreply 5902/06/2019

R59. That's no proof these days. Straight guys aren't as uptight. Try again dear.

by Anonymousreply 6002/06/2019

Butterface He should never smile.

by Anonymousreply 6102/06/2019

Very nice but the inevitable foreskin ruins it.

by Anonymousreply 6202/06/2019

He may not be interesting or witty, but as they say, "who sucks brains?"

He gives me butterflies in my tummy and makes my knees weak and my hole quiver. Those shoulders and arms. Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 6302/06/2019

Looks like someone Steve Bannon, Seb Gorka and Richard Spencer would ask to impregnate them.

by Anonymousreply 6402/06/2019

R59 That face is not attractive at some angles. This brit/frenchie bottom boy on the other hand is special. This natural body type is much better ,sorry roid-muscle queens and he isn’t pasty looking either.

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by Anonymousreply 6502/07/2019

Butterface.

by Anonymousreply 6602/07/2019

Tan = sun cancer

Go start your own thread!

by Anonymousreply 6702/07/2019

How much to suck on his tittys and asshole?

by Anonymousreply 6802/07/2019

[quote]Whats the German word for bottom?

Unterseite

by Anonymousreply 6902/07/2019

He seems quite in love with himself.

I'm sure that he and his mirror will make a very nice couple.

by Anonymousreply 7002/07/2019

A more approachable side of this Demi-God:

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by Anonymousreply 7102/10/2019

Barking up the wrong tree...?

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by Anonymousreply 7202/11/2019

I'm with R30 this guy does nothing for me at all.

by Anonymousreply 7302/11/2019

Sitting:

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by Anonymousreply 7402/11/2019

R71 don't let the lesbian draped around him fool you. Everyone in the photo is gay.

by Anonymousreply 7502/11/2019

OMG 😮

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by Anonymousreply 7602/13/2019

Teutonic? You sound like someone from TRIUMPH OF THE WILL.

by Anonymousreply 7702/13/2019

I accept his beauty.

by Anonymousreply 7802/13/2019

Meh.

Boring and vapid, just like all the other Insta-hos.

by Anonymousreply 7902/13/2019

[quote]| B.A Journalism - Retail Management

So is this the current lingo for prostitute? Yall let me know.

by Anonymousreply 8002/13/2019

Goddam, usually these Instagram guys do nothing for me, but this dude is really beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 8102/13/2019

Ewwww this trick is way too old for my liking

by Anonymousreply 8202/13/2019

BOOTY:

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by Anonymousreply 8302/13/2019

Oops sorry, didn’t see r76 before I posted.

But then given the current situation in DL re: links, there’s nothing to see...🙀😱

by Anonymousreply 8402/13/2019

R82 no dear, he is TOO young for YOU if you use the word ‘trick’. You type like you haven’t had dick in 10 years and live with your mother on Staten Island.

by Anonymousreply 8502/13/2019

He's ok. Needs some fat.

by Anonymousreply 8602/13/2019

Hes perfection,except for the hung like a gerbil thing. No box whatsoever is never a good sign.

by Anonymousreply 8702/13/2019

I agree with the poster about him being too old. I personally, need a fresher object of desire.

by Anonymousreply 8802/13/2019

Is he a descendant of Reinhard Heydrich? I see a resemblance...

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by Anonymousreply 8902/13/2019

[quote] He's perfection, except for the hung like a gerbil thing. No box whatsoever is never a good sign.

No doubt he makes up for it with a muscle hole that feels like warm apple strudel.

by Anonymousreply 9002/13/2019

He could be a grower.

by Anonymousreply 9102/13/2019

Does he have any pics of himself 10 years ago?

by Anonymousreply 9202/13/2019

For a white boy he's good looking.

by Anonymousreply 9302/13/2019

Can definitely see what most posters on here see but I prefer dark haired Mediterranean guys especially with dark body hair.

by Anonymousreply 9402/13/2019

Still a grand to suk out his asshole?

by Anonymousreply 9502/13/2019

I want that slab of meat on my face.

by Anonymousreply 9602/13/2019

Cute laughter:

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by Anonymousreply 9702/14/2019

Fine as fuck.

He's so incredibly my type.

DELICIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 9802/14/2019

Has a sense of humor about himself:

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by Anonymousreply 9902/14/2019

Throwback: in 2015 -

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by Anonymousreply 10002/15/2019

Jan and his chest says HI:

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by Anonymousreply 10102/17/2019

That is probably the nicest set of bewbs on a man I have seen. Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 10202/18/2019

In addition to his tits he also has really nice thick legs. Most of these muscle queens have pencils for legs

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by Anonymousreply 10302/19/2019

Happy weather:

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by Anonymousreply 10402/19/2019

^ Not afraid to own it:

[quote]Still a refreshing breeze tho now and then.... the nipples are the real mirror to your feelings 😂 _______________

by Anonymousreply 10502/19/2019

bump

by Anonymousreply 10602/19/2019

Boring as shit.

by Anonymousreply 10702/19/2019

Fresh:

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by Anonymousreply 10802/19/2019

Bulking:

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by Anonymousreply 10902/21/2019

That photo at R74 is going to make me splash all over my headboard tonight.

by Anonymousreply 11002/21/2019

These photos remind me of a hot guy I stalk, I mean follow, on Twitter.

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by Anonymousreply 11102/22/2019

How much per hour?

by Anonymousreply 11202/22/2019

PEC-tacular:

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by Anonymousreply 11302/24/2019

New glasses:

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by Anonymousreply 11402/24/2019

He's a bit overdone too many steroids and too much time in the gym. I prefer a n natural look.

by Anonymousreply 11502/24/2019

R93. I assume yr black. Please cut the racism. You wouldn't like those comments adressed at you so cut it out. By the way blonde blue eyed hunks are hot so get over it.

by Anonymousreply 11602/24/2019

He needs a bra and a spray tan. He's handsome tho.

by Anonymousreply 11702/24/2019

one of the best asses to eat out in the world, He is a darling hot fella.

by Anonymousreply 11802/24/2019

So cute when he eats:

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by Anonymousreply 11902/26/2019

More deets please, r118.

by Anonymousreply 12002/26/2019

Prepping for Party:

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by Anonymousreply 12102/28/2019

was that him at the baths? hope not, must have taken the loads of 20 old men....

by Anonymousreply 12203/01/2019

R122: Baths? Please elaborate.

by Anonymousreply 12303/01/2019

Natural Beauty:

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by Anonymousreply 12403/01/2019

Isn’t Teutonic a word that Hitler liked to use in his speeches?

by Anonymousreply 12503/01/2019

When is he going to hook up with DL fave and the freshly single Dr. Jake? We know he's thirsty for that Teutonic D.

by Anonymousreply 12603/01/2019

Mmmmmm... the HAWTNESS!

by Anonymousreply 12703/01/2019

Throwback: Even blonder than usual -

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by Anonymousreply 12803/03/2019

German Winter Realness:

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by Anonymousreply 12903/06/2019

R59, is that Dick Gautier? I had no idea he was still alive!

by Anonymousreply 13003/06/2019

R130: as in this Dick Gautier? LOLZ

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by Anonymousreply 13103/06/2019

YUP R131. :)

by Anonymousreply 13203/06/2019

Jesus he's fine as hell.

I'd pay him.

by Anonymousreply 13303/11/2019

How to Sleep Well:

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by Anonymousreply 13403/11/2019

Mmmmm... the HAWTNESS!

by Anonymousreply 13503/11/2019

He sure knows how to show off those tits!

by Anonymousreply 13603/11/2019

Tits? Did anyone say ‘Tits’?

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by Anonymousreply 13703/11/2019

Lucky be the titans of industry that get to suk on them fine tittys...

by Anonymousreply 13803/12/2019

About last night:

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by Anonymousreply 13903/17/2019

Nice butt for a white boy...

by Anonymousreply 14003/17/2019

Oh Jesus.

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by Anonymousreply 14103/17/2019

I know English may not be his first language, or it may just be a simple typo, but misspelling excited as exited really gets to me.

by Anonymousreply 14203/17/2019

R142 He exists only to make sperm. Lower your standards.

by Anonymousreply 14303/17/2019

Want some?

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by Anonymousreply 14403/19/2019

All he cares about is the gym

by Anonymousreply 14503/19/2019

thats ok with me, as long as he keeps showing his tits on IG

by Anonymousreply 14603/19/2019

Gym > Golden Girls / Diva Worship / Musical Theatre r145

by Anonymousreply 14703/19/2019

I hope he doesn't have too much foreskin overhang.

by Anonymousreply 14803/19/2019

Actually, he’s a Gaymer, totally into Japanese animes and Pokémon and such:

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by Anonymousreply 14903/20/2019

Dressed up as one of his favorite anime characters: Son Goku:

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by Anonymousreply 15003/20/2019

do him gots a website where we can watch him have sex? yet?

by Anonymousreply 15103/20/2019

Still not used to:

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by Anonymousreply 15203/21/2019

love him less roidy.

dying for a suk fuk date

by Anonymousreply 15303/21/2019

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

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by Anonymousreply 15403/26/2019

Big in Ukraine:

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by Anonymousreply 15503/28/2019

Bitch tits. Stank sleeve. Too Aryan. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 15603/28/2019

He needs a bra to hold those puppies up.

by Anonymousreply 15703/28/2019

Muscle on untanned guys is much hotter for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 15803/28/2019

I will be the bra that holds up and suckles his fine fine tittys and nipples. I will make them erect 24/7 so they get raw for my oral pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 15903/28/2019

muscle_dadd:

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by Anonymousreply 16003/29/2019

I look at him and see a 12 year old in a uniform singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me.”

by Anonymousreply 16103/29/2019

Because you're a homophobic sack of shit, R161.

by Anonymousreply 16203/29/2019

He's /fine/ in R160's pic.

by Anonymousreply 16303/29/2019

Noticing that he looks like a Lebensborn product makes me...homophobic? Please elaborate, R162.

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by Anonymousreply 16403/29/2019

Sorry, thought you were bringing up some singing stereotype. No real gay man does that. Only the fringe types.

by Anonymousreply 16503/29/2019

R165 It’s a reference to this scene from CABARET. It has nothing to do with sexuality and everything to do with the creepy admiration of “Teutonic” blond Nazi prototypes.

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Don't know anything about "cabaret".

by Anonymousreply 16703/29/2019

R167 You should watch Cabaret immediately. It is too good to do it justice with a description. A truly great and surprising movie.

by Anonymousreply 16803/29/2019

Only on DL does a conversation about a gorgeous guy with fantastic tits end up with “You really need to see Cabaret”

by Anonymousreply 16903/29/2019

the gods tits are beyond human. let us get on our asses and pray that he visits ur hamlet soon, for we need the blessings of his huge perfect god given teat power...

by Anonymousreply 17003/29/2019

I think I need to see more of those fantastic tits.

by Anonymousreply 17103/29/2019

Heaven

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by Anonymousreply 17203/29/2019

Dear god he's hot.

I'd hand him five grand if he'd let me blow him.

by Anonymousreply 17303/29/2019

So when he gonna bless us with the nudes?

by Anonymousreply 17403/29/2019

Sunny in Cologne:

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by Anonymousreply 17503/29/2019

Oops, didn’t see r172 before I posted. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 17603/29/2019

With:

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by Anonymousreply 17703/29/2019

What’s with scar by his hip, was his kidney harvested?

by Anonymousreply 17803/29/2019

WithOUT:

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by Anonymousreply 17903/29/2019

I hope he doesn't ruin his body with tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 18003/30/2019

In theory I should be impressed with him but something is off to my eye. The volume and roundness of his pecs vis-a-vis the smallish shoulders? Can't put my finger on it but nup.

by Anonymousreply 18103/30/2019

Cockgobbler Aaron also has an appendectomy scar

by Anonymousreply 18203/30/2019

r181, he has puffy roid muscles with lots of water retention.

by Anonymousreply 18303/30/2019

Perfect:

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by Anonymousreply 18403/30/2019

[quote]#blonde:

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by Anonymousreply 18504/02/2019

whats he charge these days for a titty suck?

best udders ive seen in long time, luv to milk em till he cums buckets into my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 18604/02/2019

Größenüberprüfung?

by Anonymousreply 18704/02/2019

Bet he has a nice schwanzstuecke.

by Anonymousreply 18804/02/2019

He looks better with chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 18904/02/2019

Sorry boys he’s Taken:

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by Anonymousreply 19004/03/2019

I need so bad to suk and gnaw on them hot teats

or I shall expire.

by Anonymousreply 19104/03/2019

#fitbit:

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by Anonymousreply 19204/07/2019

I bet he does not smoke. the real beautys don't do cigs they know that the damn things kill their heart, lungs and brain and makes their dna weak, thus making any offsprings subject to downs syndrome.

melania may smoke, but im sure darling barron wont , he is a good clean pansy who wont be dirty. or filthy from tobacco shit.

by Anonymousreply 19304/07/2019

[quote]makes their dna weak, thus making any offsprings subject to downs syndrome.

WTF are you talking about?

by Anonymousreply 19404/07/2019

Sorry, thought you were bringing up some singing stereotype. No real gay man does that. Only the fringe types.

R165, I hope you do realize that by generalizing a certain type of gay man as "fringe" (and for - what? - singing?!?) you're stereotyping as much as the people I'm sure you profess to hate. Never forget those "fringe" gay men and women paved the very roads you smugly saunter down today.

by Anonymousreply 19504/07/2019

Back:

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by Anonymousreply 19604/08/2019

I get what he says, when u smoke u fuk with ur dna and make that of ur kids more prone to have heart and brain defects. smoking and its 1168 toxins corrupt the flesh and blood.

by Anonymousreply 19704/08/2019

lord mercy how do I repair my messy dna after 20 yrs of smokin?

im scared.

don't want my future kids to have defects....

by Anonymousreply 19804/09/2019

For those who like big titted men, can someone start a thread on this big titted alpha muscle bottom?

Irish in London, only into hung tops as arrogant as he is.

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by Anonymousreply 19904/09/2019

After seeing Jan's photos I'm pretty sure I am pregnant

by Anonymousreply 20004/09/2019

He's the definition of Master Race. I just wish he would keep the chest hair and let him beard grow.

by Anonymousreply 20104/09/2019

R199 too ugly lol

by Anonymousreply 20204/09/2019

The fucking MASTER RACE, R201? You actually typed that into a machine.

by Anonymousreply 20304/09/2019

R203 Yep, some people were talking about hitler obsession with tall blonde blue eyed muscular dudes, this guy is the definition of that.

by Anonymousreply 20404/09/2019

R204 eyes are too close together.

by Anonymousreply 20504/09/2019

where

are

the

cock

shots

by Anonymousreply 20604/09/2019

loooooooove him

rentable?

by Anonymousreply 20704/10/2019

r201 and very definition of what majority og gays want to only see on their Grindr/tinder, fuck, and date

by Anonymousreply 20804/10/2019

TO CRITICIZE ANOTHER POSTER IS TO DEFY GOD AND RISK IMPALEMENT

by Anonymousreply 20904/10/2019

ya damn right, add the granny grammarians who dare to correct the kool huck finns of the site.

BOO!

by Anonymousreply 21004/11/2019

How long till we see the nudes then the Onlyfans/JustForFans of him jerking off, fucking and being fucked?

by Anonymousreply 21104/11/2019

Weekend Goals:

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by Anonymousreply 21204/12/2019

he on only fans yet???

by Anonymousreply 21304/12/2019

I don’t think he’s going to do an Only Fans bec:

- he seems to have a regular job;

- he just started a Masters degree;

- and his boyfriend is a cop.

by Anonymousreply 21404/12/2019

a girl can alwys use an extra million or 2.....

by Anonymousreply 21504/12/2019

r214 that hasn't stopped others. Sometimes it's just to be seen and to get attention which is common among Instawhores. There's a good chance he'll probably do it in some form in the future.

by Anonymousreply 21604/13/2019

Tits:

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by Anonymousreply 21704/14/2019

How are things in the Fatherland?

by Anonymousreply 21804/14/2019

He's hot but I have a feeling he's a total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 21904/14/2019

Not doing a lot for me.

by Anonymousreply 22004/14/2019

Not enough back shots.

by Anonymousreply 22104/14/2019

[quote]He's hot but I have a feeling he's a total bottom.

It's always the muscle boys that look like they should be a top that turn out to be bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 22204/14/2019

He's a wet dream of course, and probably very sweet with his equally handsome boyfriend, and a future good job thanks to an MA. He will live happily ever after, as he's beautiful and functionally intelligent, but as dumb as a chimp. Imagine living with a man who churns out of photos of themselves, and watches cartoons and Harry Potter (see his interests). It would require two houses separated by a fuck tunnel to maintain one's sanity.

by Anonymousreply 22304/14/2019

R222 Exactly, the act all manly and tough and then suddenly they're on their four asking to ram their bussy.

by Anonymousreply 22404/14/2019

Does being a bottom make them “less manly and tough” r224?

by Anonymousreply 22504/14/2019

R225 Yes, I realize that's not PC anymore but let's not deny reality here, we're all in the gay community and we know it.

by Anonymousreply 22604/14/2019

[quote]might delete later:

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by Anonymousreply 22704/14/2019

Younger days:

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by Anonymousreply 22804/16/2019

^ Even without the body, his features are beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 22904/16/2019

Anybody self obsessed, always pointing their phone cameras in their direction...

BORING!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 23004/16/2019

R230

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by Anonymousreply 23104/16/2019

Nan Michiganwomyn would turn for a go on those tits

by Anonymousreply 23204/16/2019

Jammies:

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by Anonymousreply 23304/18/2019

R219 then he is perfect. Truly perfect 👌

by Anonymousreply 23404/18/2019

Wait it says he is a 90’s kid on his Instagram. How old is he? He looks like he is in his early to mid 30’s so if he was born in the 90’s that means he is 29 at max.....that kind of changes my perception of he is THAT young.

by Anonymousreply 23504/18/2019

You don't have to be born in the 90's to be a 90's kid, as long as you lived through the decade. Someone born in 88 or so wouldn't say they were an 80's kid since they would only have lived in 2 years of the decade.

by Anonymousreply 23604/18/2019

Bath-bath:

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by Anonymousreply 23704/18/2019

Pics of the bf? How do people know he is a police officer?

by Anonymousreply 23804/18/2019

Beautiful couple!

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by Anonymousreply 23904/19/2019

Well I guess he must be the top after all going by that pic.

by Anonymousreply 24004/19/2019

Bf is kinda fug (but he has a nice body according to his IG profile pic). No wonder he doesn't appear on Jan's IG.

by Anonymousreply 24104/19/2019

R240 I don’t know how you get that

by Anonymousreply 24204/19/2019

[quote]Wait it says he is a 90’s kid on his Instagram

He's a 90's bitch.

I love it, I love it

by Anonymousreply 24304/20/2019

[quote][R240] I don’t know how you get that

He 'got' 'that' because he has working eyes.

by Anonymousreply 24404/20/2019

Another couple shot:

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by Anonymousreply 24504/20/2019

Spring’s here:

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by Anonymousreply 24604/20/2019

The boyfriend doesn't look German.

by Anonymousreply 24704/21/2019

Relationship Talk:

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by Anonymousreply 24804/22/2019

After a rough night...

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by Anonymousreply 24904/23/2019

Fuuuck.

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by Anonymousreply 25004/23/2019

Regular programming: Tits -

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by Anonymousreply 25104/23/2019

R248 so he works out like crazy to end up with that butterface lol

by Anonymousreply 25204/24/2019

Be Humble:

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by Anonymousreply 25304/25/2019

#chubbulous:

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by Anonymousreply 25404/30/2019

Bleh

by Anonymousreply 25504/30/2019

Shoulders are way over developed for the rest of his body. They look like ham hocks stuck onto a set of tits.

by Anonymousreply 25604/30/2019

[quote]fits to my lifestyle and my man likes that shape more anyways

by Anonymousreply 25704/30/2019

What time is it?

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by Anonymousreply 25805/01/2019

Cute strawberry blond:

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by Anonymousreply 25905/02/2019

He good.

by Anonymousreply 26005/02/2019

Throwback: even blonder than usual -

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by Anonymousreply 26105/03/2019

No Jordan at R29 he really doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 26205/07/2019

BOss

by Anonymousreply 26305/08/2019

r252 Euro gays, or non-american gays in general don't put as much on looks like here in America. So his standards are probably pretty realistic compared to what we think he should have.

by Anonymousreply 26405/08/2019

OMG

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by Anonymousreply 26505/15/2019

He should trim down a little. He's very attractive though.

by Anonymousreply 26605/15/2019

TITS on FIRE

by Anonymousreply 26705/15/2019

R264, bullcrap. Hotties in Europe are just as popular in Europe as they are in North America

by Anonymousreply 26805/15/2019

Sluts from Spain have it all

by Anonymousreply 26905/15/2019

OMG.

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by Anonymousreply 27005/22/2019

Jan the man!

by Anonymousreply 27105/22/2019

OMG

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by Anonymousreply 27206/20/2019

His shoulders/upper back look deformed.

by Anonymousreply 27306/20/2019

Booooobs

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by Anonymousreply 27406/23/2019

This Instagram accounts of these built guys who post the same shirtless pic OVER and OVER is so godamned boring.

by Anonymousreply 27506/23/2019

Candid shot:

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by Anonymousreply 27607/11/2019

Put your fucking shirt on you dumb queens. Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 27707/11/2019

Wearing a shirt with his boyfriend

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by Anonymousreply 27807/14/2019

Pride:

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by Anonymousreply 27907/14/2019

Getting Ghetto Fabulous-ish:

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by Anonymousreply 28007/16/2019

After work:

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by Anonymousreply 28108/01/2019

VPL:

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by Anonymousreply 28208/13/2019

omg so handsome, and the best personality ever ! peace to u friend.

by Anonymousreply 28308/13/2019

Oh no Instagram’s stupidly and mindlessly enabling homophobia:

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by Anonymousreply 28408/19/2019

Seems strange since they're both fully clothed and not even kissing

by Anonymousreply 28508/19/2019

Friendly tit-play:

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by Anonymousreply 28608/26/2019

Good friends:

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by Anonymousreply 28708/29/2019

I want him.

by Anonymousreply 28808/29/2019

He'd be more impressive if he were doing porn. These overly-muscled queens only look good naked.

by Anonymousreply 28908/29/2019

At least he doesn’t select his friends based on looks or skin color.

by Anonymousreply 29008/29/2019

OP, what does 'he's family' mean?

Asking for a black friend.

by Anonymousreply 29108/29/2019

It means he's gay R291

by Anonymousreply 29208/29/2019

Wearing a shirt:

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by Anonymousreply 29308/30/2019

[quote] At least he doesn’t select his friends based on looks or skin color. [quote] —Credit must be given where it’s due

So muscular gay white dudes get "credit" for simply NOT being racist? How far we've fallen...

by Anonymousreply 29408/30/2019

The Bf:

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by Anonymousreply 29509/02/2019

Anyone ate him out? HIs pussy must be pink as fuk….soft and smooth,,,,,def hungry.

by Anonymousreply 29609/03/2019

Casual:

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by Anonymousreply 29709/03/2019

[quote]Happy af:

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by Anonymousreply 29809/04/2019

R223 you nailed it

by Anonymousreply 29909/04/2019

R51 there is no word for a bottom, as germans don’t make it an identity, rightly so.

In german you are either active or passive during sex.

by Anonymousreply 30009/04/2019

He just arrived in NY today so all you gotham bitches be on the lookout for him

by Anonymousreply 30109/04/2019

You know those blonde Germans that tan really well...and have that beautiful golden glow everywhere? He's not one of them.

by Anonymousreply 30209/04/2019

Like red heads I find blond men unattractive, partly due to blond pubs I guess.

by Anonymousreply 30309/05/2019

Like red heads I find blond men unattractive, partly due to blond pubs I guess.

by Anonymousreply 30409/05/2019

I like blond fur..but the blonds I've been with have been a little stinky

by Anonymousreply 30509/05/2019

Hitler would be proud.

by Anonymousreply 30609/05/2019

I can't believe he came to visit America and is spending so much time in New Jersey.

by Anonymousreply 30709/11/2019

Bewbs

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by Anonymousreply 30809/11/2019

His travel companion, Dr.Tom, is quite a hot DILF:

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by Anonymousreply 30909/11/2019

Big grin:

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by Anonymousreply 31009/11/2019

God he's looking so good. He looks better the bigger his muscles get. Could easily be a competitive bodybuilder if he keeps going.

by Anonymousreply 31109/11/2019

Thirsty Thursday:

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by Anonymousreply 31209/12/2019

^ Oops wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 31309/12/2019

R306 no he wouldn’t, Hitler hated gays.

by Anonymousreply 31409/12/2019

Bf - and Pikachu - waiting sweetly at home:

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by Anonymousreply 31509/12/2019

R314 Don't tell that to white gays4rump.

by Anonymousreply 31609/12/2019

R316 dude, Trump‘s favorite daughter and his grandchildren are Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 31709/13/2019

Dood, so was hitler, part jew. Dumb ass.

by Anonymousreply 31809/13/2019

Handsome:

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by Anonymousreply 31909/14/2019

He needs a hotter boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 32009/15/2019

tits

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by Anonymousreply 32109/17/2019

I hate that German guys are so uptight these days. Why is he not on Onlyfans? Gone are the days of Cazzo and Wurstfilm....He could be a porn sensation.

by Anonymousreply 32209/17/2019

I can taste the smegma just by looking at his pics.

by Anonymousreply 32309/17/2019

R323 Is that good?

by Anonymousreply 32409/17/2019

R321 Those thighs!

by Anonymousreply 32509/17/2019

Seatbelt tits

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by Anonymousreply 32609/18/2019

Gorgeous guys’ problem: stolen identity -

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by Anonymousreply 32709/18/2019

Gorgeous guys’ problem: stolen identity -

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by Anonymousreply 32809/18/2019

Tanned to beige:

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by Anonymousreply 32909/27/2019

Matchy matchy:

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by Anonymousreply 33009/30/2019

Dating tips:

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by Anonymousreply 33110/01/2019

Tip #1: Look like me

by Anonymousreply 33210/01/2019

Boss

by Anonymousreply 33310/01/2019

Das Boobs

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by Anonymousreply 33410/01/2019

Mein gott!

by Anonymousreply 33510/01/2019

#howtobeattractive:

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by Anonymousreply 33610/02/2019

Are some of his fanbois turning on him now?

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by Anonymousreply 33710/04/2019

He comes off like a basic bitch on steroids.

by Anonymousreply 33810/04/2019

He's been hanging around American basic bitches too much.

by Anonymousreply 33910/04/2019

[quote]Everything went wrong:

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by Anonymousreply 34010/05/2019

All the Feels:

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by Anonymousreply 34110/09/2019

Always think of him when I see this commercial, this guy has the same coloring lol

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by Anonymousreply 34210/09/2019
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by Anonymousreply 34310/15/2019

I'm stunned that DL fave and highly regarded medical professional Dr. Jake didn't attempt to mesmerize this slab of manliness with her deep thoughts and 12-head.

by Anonymousreply 34410/15/2019

Throwback: haggardly handsome -

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by Anonymousreply 34510/15/2019

R344 I'm guessing they decided just to be "friends" after Dr. Jake probably tried precisely that.

by Anonymousreply 34610/16/2019

Booobs

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by Anonymousreply 34710/20/2019

[quote] [R321] Those thighs!

Those thighs deserve a JustForFans page.

by Anonymousreply 34810/20/2019

[quote] [R321] Those thighs!

Those thighs deserve a JustForFans page.

by Anonymousreply 34910/20/2019

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 35010/20/2019

Rr334 eew, this is gynecomastia territory already.

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by Anonymousreply 35110/20/2019

Is he bisexual?

by Anonymousreply 35210/22/2019

No, he's gay R352

by Anonymousreply 35310/22/2019

He has a pic with his boyfriend that somehow was trolled and deleted. He even talks about homophobia in the post.

by Anonymousreply 35410/22/2019

👅

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by Anonymousreply 35510/22/2019

Zaddy Realness:

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by Anonymousreply 35611/05/2019

Poor thing: Censored again!

[quote]janordik's profile picture janordik I’m posting this the 3rd time now and I will continue with that every time this picture disappears out of my account. I have not any idea what happened. If I got hacked, banned, reported whatever...only one thing left to say. SICK PEOPLE out ther

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by Anonymousreply 35711/06/2019

R308 mmmmm, tasty 😋 tits

by Anonymousreply 35811/06/2019

Moody:

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by Anonymousreply 35911/08/2019

Her Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard:

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by Anonymousreply 36011/13/2019

Letting out his inner Pammy Anderson:

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by Anonymousreply 36111/13/2019

Keeping Up:

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by Anonymousreply 36212/07/2019

Muscle car:

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by Anonymousreply 36312/13/2019

His boys? He has children?

by Anonymousreply 36412/13/2019

Boys as in male friends R364

by Anonymousreply 36512/13/2019

It’s been a while:

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by Anonymousreply 36612/27/2019

He gives strong bi vibes...

by Anonymousreply 36712/27/2019

He gives strong bi vibes...

by Anonymousreply 36812/27/2019

Yet he’s as gay as a unicorn, R367.

by Anonymousreply 36912/27/2019

I'd be surprised if he ever saw a pussy

by Anonymousreply 37012/27/2019

Boooooooobs

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by Anonymousreply 37101/01/2020

Pecs that jut out!

by Anonymousreply 37201/01/2020

Whore

by Anonymousreply 37301/01/2020

Throwback:

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by Anonymousreply 37401/02/2020

Happy Anniversary:

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by Anonymousreply 37501/24/2020

Happy Anniversary:

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by Anonymousreply 37601/24/2020

Tom the Bf:

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by Anonymousreply 37701/24/2020

Tom the Bf:

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by Anonymousreply 37801/24/2020

^ Oops sorry didn’t realize the Bf’s Instagram is set to private.

by Anonymousreply 37901/24/2020

R6 Gay Teeth Syndrome

by Anonymousreply 38001/24/2020

Boobs are too big, nipples too hard. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 38101/24/2020

Laidback sexiness:

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by Anonymousreply 38201/27/2020

☝️So. Fucking. HOT!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 38301/27/2020

Do you think he is hairless everywhere? I find blond pubes really sexy.

by Anonymousreply 38401/27/2020

He has blonde fur if you look at his Insta page. It's all him, all the time. I'm sure he is dreadfully boring.

by Anonymousreply 38502/02/2020

Not well:

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by Anonymousreply 38602/16/2020

Jan has to put out a ‘clarification ‘:

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by Anonymousreply 38702/27/2020

Well deserved rest:

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by Anonymousreply 38803/10/2020

Looks like he got some sun recently...much better.

by Anonymousreply 38903/10/2020

Bare essentials:

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by Anonymousreply 39003/27/2020

He’s hot, but like so many Instagram hoes, completely stuck on himself.

by Anonymousreply 39103/27/2020

Going on a trip...?

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by Anonymousreply 39204/21/2020

His poor ‘butt bone’:

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by Anonymousreply 39304/22/2020

Voluptuousness:

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by Anonymousreply 39406/25/2020

whew lord tits for dayyys

by Anonymousreply 39506/29/2020

I want to see him bottom...frequently.

by Anonymousreply 39606/29/2020
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