Shirley MacLaine on death's door

She’s lacking in creme brûlée.

This was already posted a while back. She drover herself there (to the pharmacy, as noted in the original post). She's 84 - what should she look like?

*drove

At least as put together as me R2.

I know she is old but I can’t believe how overweight she has become.

80-somethings on death's door don't usually drive around town or weigh 200 lbs.

Brava Shirley! She's had an amazing career and an interesting life. How many of you bitches can say the same?

Nice tits, Shirl.

She's a natural redhead who's lead a raucous life, who used to smoke, and is seen here in natural daylight with no makeup. Don't expect her to look 25.

GIVE OP A SHOT OF PROPOFOL!!!!!

Um, yeah she looks rough but she's looked exactly like that for at least fifteen years, maybe a bit longer.

This is not a new thing for Shirl.

well she'll be reincarnated as a cat, so what difference does it make?

You look like shit, hon.

Does she still live in New Mexico?

What will she be reincarnated as? I’m hoping for a cougar.

All that cactus must be fattening.

She got her creme brûlée I guess.

Well, she's old.

Sachi will be beside herself.

She's got a crap PA if she's allowed to go out in public like this.

She's a FAT tub of shit!!! And she would deserve a Why did her career go down the shitter thread, except everyone knows why. Because she's a cunt!

Pity.

She's an old woman who doesn't give a shit what people think. I give her credit for that. She looks like most 80 somethings.

I'm just sorry she treated her daughter who is now a desperate insecure late middle aged woman so badly. At this point in their lives they should be there for each other. But there is so much bad blood now I doubt any reconciliation is possible.

She no longer lives in New Mexico

Sachi and Shirley need to reconcile and get a reality show going.

She should reprise this role:

I once farted in that bitch’s face, and I would do it again.

You mean a reality show like Ryan and Tatum. Yeah that certainly helped their relationship. I wonder if Tatum after writing umpteen books about finally getting her life together will end up like Carrie.

At least Carrie had a parent who aside from being a major show business narcissist genuinely loved her.

[quote]She looks rundown and cadaverous.

You don't really know what "cadaverous" means, do you.

She looks fine for 84. She was never one for a constricting undergarment, or, honestly, any undergarments at all.

She should reprise the role of Beamish.

How’s Cher?

HAPPY LAST DAYS: 200-POUND SHIRL LOOKS FORWARD TO NEXT INCARNATION

In other words, these are Shirley’s “sad final days?”’ She was a shockingly negligent mother and a very cynical con artist. Never for a minute believed that she believed in her New Age horseshit. Wish the old broad the best in any case.

she s nothing but a bitch and may her last years be awful for her.

She's one of my favorites and I saw her live at the Palace where her charisma was amazing. But she doesn't sound like a nice person.

Shirl, honey, please do try.

She looks like shit!

she's a bewilderment to me, I don't know what to think of her. I always loved her performances. the rest is none of my business.

She looks fine, like she doesn't give a shit what people think. No makeup and no bra, that's the diagnosis.

Old people without hair and makeup take really bad pictures doesn’t mean they are dying. Although at 84 you can go at anytime.

It twirled up, r30.

[quote]She looks rundown and cadaverous.

Cadaverous and overweight is certainly an unusual combination.

It’s like she’s dying of overeating.

R24, she still lives in New Mexico and she's fine.

doesnt look bad, or sickly for an 84 year old! a supportive bra and a swipe of lipstick would help the look.

Charity Hope Valentine has seen better days.

The whole Sachi thing is AWFUL.

People's relationships with their children are very revelatory.

They think they can get away with anything when it comes to their children.

I'm not as sweet as I used to be.

i read the sashi memoir, mom was neglectful and unnecessarily competitive, dad was a sociopathic grifter.

Her breasticles are so pendulous.

I'm actually surprised she has that much hair.

This is why old stars used to "close the door."

How old is her brother?

She should try some aerobics. It's what I do.

She looks better than her baby brother Warren Beatty.

Finally, she can start doing late-period Shelley Winters roles.

[quote]She looks better than her baby brother Warren Beatty.

Not below the waist.

Does her pussy stink?

Yes, in every life that she had one.

She looks like she's had more than enough of everyone's shit including yours, OP.

She'd had enough of Letterman's shit 30 years ago.

Here’s a song for Shirl.

Playing a Christmas elf next year.

Future projects for Shirl:

- "Noelle": Santa's daughter finds herself having to take over the family business. Starring Anna Kendrick and Bill Hader, with Shirley MacLaine as Elf Polly. Opens 2019 holiday season. Status: Post Production.

- "Men of Granite": A group of poor immigrant high school boys in Granite City, Illinois defy all odds and go on to win the 1940 state championship in basketball. Starring William Hurt, with Shirley MacLaine as Sophia Prather. Status: Pre-Production. No director attached yet.

- "Mother Goose!": Shirley MacLaine rumored to be attached. In development, status unknown.

R65 yes, those are her future projects, but will she be in attendance or will Death 💀 come knocking...

I have NEVER been a fan of this woman.

In 1956 she was playing the most unconvincing of Indian women.

In 1964 she played an utterly unconvincing Parisian woman for Billy Wilder (unfortunately Wilder was entering his American Schmuck stage and giving work to her and Jack Lemmon).

And she was hanging out with Sinatra and his gangster rat-pack. And in the 80s she went insane over reincarnation.

And last year she appeared for a few moments opposite Maggie Smith which made me think she was comatose, drunk or had suffered a stroke.

She really proved on Downton Abbey what a hack actress she is.

Maclaine wasn't capable of a complete sentence on Downton. Her individual words were spliced together.

Maggie versus Shirley resulted a sprightly ten versus a comatose zero.

She could be on Taco Bell's door.

They thought they were going to have an American Legend go toe-to-toe with a British Legend.

The problem was that the British Legend is a legend because she can act.

I've interviewed her. Mama mia.

Shirley, you're scaring the neighbors. Get off my porch.

Now that you all mention it, Shirley MacLaine was really disappointing in Downton Abbey, especially compared to Maggie Smith.

Balboa Boulevard is a six-lane road so, no, I would not want to live behind it for a million dollars.

I know someone who picked her up from the airport when she was in New Age mode and giving a guest of honor lecture in Seattle. The car's windshield had a small chip in it. She pointed to it and asked "Really? Is this the best you could do?"

And anyone who thinks Jane Fonda looks fabulous R13 without makeup and great lighting should go to her Instagram and look at the third to the last pic. There are only 33 pics, so it's easy to access.

I thought that was the juicest tidbit from Todd Fisher (son of Debbie, brother of Carrie) biography.

That whole "it twirled up" without underwear really happened.

Seriously she’s looked this way for at least 15 years. R76 and good for her if she put up a picture like that.

R74 Those scenes were a display of contrasts.

Maggie Smith with her ramrod back looking like what one expects a duchess to look like.

And that poor Shirley Maclaine shuffling in her shoes, scoffing down food and looking like an ancient tortoise withdrawing its head back into its shell.

Shirley will never die. She will transfigure and transform into a better being.

Who's the old lady?

She has extra weight, but she doesn't look fat here. Isn't she short?

She's a whore, darlin'.

Help! Shirley has fallen and she can’t get up.

I'm fascinated that people still remember Shirley What'sHerName.

Shirley looks like exactly what most 85 years olds look like. The metabolism dies. Don't judge anyone against Jane Fonda. Jane has been perfectly frank about how she tortured her body to look like that. Between over exercising and having both hips replaced, to plastic surgery, to being hungry most of her life. She looks good but feels like shit.

Her face was massive when she did DA.

Hopefully, Shirley will croak soon and come back as a sweeter version of Dame Maggie.

Shirls tits are under her armpits & down to her waist.

Shirl gives one of the most moving performances in an American film ever in Some Came Running. I was surprised how good she was in that.

And of course she, Lemmon and MacMurray are amazing in The Apartment whose black humor somebody on DL of all places was offended by.

She could clip her nipples to the elastic waistband of her slacks to help keep her pants up. But, then, my maid always lays my bra out for me.

"ON death's door"? We always said "AT death's door." How are you on a door? Carried out on one, maybe? Or you're on a list on death's door?

[QUOTE]I'm fascinated that people still remember Shirley What'sHerName.

Guarding Tess is the only movie I remember her from. It’s a classic.

“I know someone who picked her up from the airport when she was in New Age mode and giving a guest of honor lecture in Seattle. The car's windshield had a small chip in it. She pointed to it and asked "Really? Is this the best you could do?"”

Lol, classic.

I love her as an actress, don’t care too much for her otherwise.

Wasn't Bacall miffed because she was once picked up in something like a Ford or a Chevy?

Apparently....

[quote]"Noelle": Santa's daughter finds herself having to take over the family business. Starring Anna Kendrick and Bill Hader, with Shirley MacLaine as Elf Polly. Opens 2019 holiday season. Status: Post Production.

This isn't a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie? Because this has been the plot of at least three Hallmark Channel Christmas movies.

She had a point, r96, The slogan was "What Becomes a Legend Most?". She was the first and they were asleep at the wheel. I'm sure she wouldn't have raised a fuss if it had been an ad campaign for Doan's pills or some such.

Is she dead?

r14 I thought she lived in Malibu?

Did she die in Malibu?

She splits her time between LA and Santa Fe so plenty of opportunities for negative experiences with service people.

[quote]And anyone who thinks Jane Fonda looks fabulous [R13] without makeup and great lighting should go to her Instagram and look at the third to the last pic. There are only 33 pics, so it's easy to access.

She looks fine. What's your point?