Robert Mueller obtained a ‘nude selfie’ in course of investigating Russian election interference

I hope it's Mikey, along with a Grindr profile and all the details of his hookups with male escorts.

Oh man I hope Robert Mueller escorts! I'd pay extra for the "Special Counsel Experience"

It's just me, again, bitches.

Big feet.

It's kompromat on some high level Repug. The Senatrix or Pence?

It's gotta be Kushner. Trump doesn't know how to use a smartphone, and I don't think the rest of these guys are THAT stupid (I could be wrong). But old Kush is young, dumb, full of cum, and knows how to do this. Question is, whom did he direct it to? Little Miss NRA as a promise of things to come for more kompromat?

Anthony W is butt ass ugly but damn he has a gorgeous cock and I would be all over it.

Why would Concord Management have a nude selfie ?......Concord is owned by Putins Chef....and they funded The Internet Research Agency (the russian troll farm).....smart money is on Trump himself....the selfie was probably shown as proof that Kompromat did indeed exist and to keep the scheme on track.

Anyone but Steve Bannon

Corey Lewandowski is the hornniest of them all.

Yeah, Lewandowski seems like the kind of guy to send dick pics to women he works with.

Jared, presenting hole.

Lewandowski. Sexy deplorable.

Senatrice

It’s probably that Papadoplous person. He looks like one of those gays who believes he’s hot shit.

It's Lewandowski.

One can only hope it’s Russian senator Valentine Petrenko

Mooch!

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Why isn't the obvious Roger Stone aka Mr. Leather Swinger, not listed?

R17 So THAT'S where all the pubic hair in gay porn has gone. She must have piles of it in her closet.

R12 knows! that photo was in Trump's desk!

Well we know it’s not me.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Hope Hicks.

Junior Mint

It’s RUDY!!!!!

Gen'l John Kelly doesn't seem like a nice guy but he is gorgeous. However, I doubt that he has any weaknesses, such as taking pictures of himself (with or without clothing).

Steve Bannon

No, it's the Huckabeast

The Daily Beast says the selfies belong to Russian trolls.

At least we can all agree that it’s not Hillary.

He does believe he's a hot piece, so...

Jerome Corsi! Mrrrrooowwwwrrr!!

Gotta be Papadopolis. Or his wifey.

R19 Was Mooch hard as a salami in the showers or was it just you?

No one has mentioned Trump's obsession? I saw more pictures of Daddy and Ivanka on Twitter today going in for an open mouthed kiss. BOTH of them. So fucking sick. I think she's been groomed since she was 9 yrs old, and dressed to look like one of his barely legal model girlfriends, to service the pig. I think it's Ivanka or he sent her a dick pic.

Why would someone with a face like Weiner's EVER take a selfie?

It’s female.

Lewandowski is the most likely because he's dumb and horny enough to send dick pics to random women

But I also really hope its him and we get to see it

Reading the Daily Beast article, it sounds like it is photos of random Russian trolls, not Trump-universe personalities.

Ivanka

Maybe it was that Russian spy who was charged recently...that fucking whore.

My best friends sister (tall, reasonably cute jewish girl) actually went on two dates with Jared Kushner years ago and said he was a perfect gentleman. So I doubt it's him

R42 sounds right

In all seriousness, I suspect it was probably Hope Hicks. She's the well ridden bicycle for every right wing scumbag associated with Trump. Like a modern Eva Braun, that nasty twat has opened her legs for every white house Nazi. She seems to have been given a pass by the media for the most part.

Corey showing off to Hope Hicks, probably after she dropped him to go with the wife beater.

[quote] She's the well ridden bicycle for every right wing scumbag associated with Trump.

What about Mr. T himself? Seems unlikely he wouldn't partake too.

R47 Oh definitely. Hope "Pass Around " Hicks evidently ironed his pants for him, it's highly likely she did suck Trump off. Foul woman.

It has to be Jared.

LOL at R3.

Whoever it is should lose their security clearance. This is the type of thing an enemy uses for blackmail.

As has been mentioned multiple times, the selfies are of Russian trolls.

Who they were sent to is the more accurate question.

The 20 percent of you who voted for Trump in OP’s poll need help.

We all know the selfie was ivanka’s birthday gift to daddy.

R38 So it's Jared

R19. More on Scaramucci's cock, please.

It's Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

It's Kellyanne Conway.

Buzzfeed said it's a Russian troll, so it's probably one of you bitches.

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[quote]Anthony W is butt ass ugly but damn he has a gorgeous cock and I would be all over it.

Pics, please.

It's unlikely that it's anyone famous. The legal documents about it address the manner of acquisition and retention not the subject.

Went to college with Mooch. Actually lived across the hall from him in the dorm. He was loud and obnoxious back then. (still is) But he was always serious about school and studied really hard. He obviously did well for himself. Our bathrooms did not have group showers. So never saw the Salami. Bummer

Isn’t it claimed Mueller’s office is opposing release of the photo in discovery on National Security grounds?

Among other things, that suggests Kompromat; possibly a factor in someone’s decision to resign, etc.

R63, if that’s correct, I can’t see how the photo is of Russian trolls. What reason could those photos constitute a threat to national security? Very intriguing...

agree. How this links to national security has to include some very um.. "sensitive" connections to higher ups. Whomever received the selfiie has probably been the subject of blackmail and thus the security compromise

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Because of who they were sent TO, R64, not who is in them.

If they were nude selfies of men sent to a male politician, for example. Or underage teens sending selfies.

[quote]It's Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Does her phone have a wide-angle lens attachment?

^ she used the panoramic feature and stitched the images together. I'm more mystified with how that fucking cow uses a phone with cloven hooves.

I really hope its Corey but I'll certainly take Jared

I agree with the poster upthread, it’s probably split beaver pictures of the Huckabeast.

How did Mueller obtain the selfie? Did he solicit it? Very juicy!

The Russian defendant has requested all documents (thousands) seized relating to his/her case and Mueller objects on the grounds that some of the materials contain confidential U.S. surveillance sources, etc. The nude selfy is probably some random photo unrelated to the case, just one item among thousands.

Ew the cabal is so sordid. Jared should know better.

Corey over Jared. Doubt Jared is packing anything impressive and we already have nice pictures of him shirtless

However it is, odds are high it's going to be something we want to see only to laugh at.

But the fucking media is going nuts over this. Who cares? Sideshow. They don't get it.

Maybe it's Mueller himself.

I actually forgot Jared is a Hot piece of ass

It is Ivanka's cooter.

She sent it to her dad to fap over at Del Fuego.

Come on guys. It's obviously Red Sparrow Maria Butina. But WHO did she send it to?

Why does it always have to be a woman's nude selfie that is leaking or discovered? BORING!

It's Caitlyn.

It’s Ivanka sending pics to Wendi Deng for Vlad.

What a whore..

[quote]It's Sarah Huckabee Sanders

I don't think so, the camera would have melted or the lens would have shattered.

It can't be Sarah Sanders; otherwise, Mueller & his team would surely have turned to stone by now

Rudy

The nude selfie could be of no one famous, what is at question here is that Russians want to know how Mueller and the US managed to get the photo so they can seal the leak and Mueller wants to keep it quiet to keep from revealing US hacking methods. I am guessing that nearly all Russian government computers are filled with nude selfies, some might not even be real but fake to blackmail people. The nude selfie will most likely never be revealed, there are zero leaks coming from Mueller. The only possibility for a leak might come from someone in the Justice Department doing whatever they can to embarrass the person if it is indeed someone in the Trump administration.

I'd love it to be Lindsey Graham. And he's been worried about it for months!

I think you’ve nailed it, r88. It’s Miss Lindsey showing her unmentionables.

Ew. I have no desire to see the Senatrix in the nude. Now Tom Cotton on the other hand...

"What am I, chopped ginger?"

Carter Page, "Mr. October" in the 2019 MAGA Calendar.

The senatrice sending her chitlins to a hot boytoy who is actually in the FSB

Renato Mariotti:

It appears to be a clever tactic by the Russian company’s attorneys to draw attention to an otherwise meritless filing.

[quote] I saw more pictures of Daddy and Ivanka on Twitter today going in for an open mouthed kiss. BOTH of them.

Where did you see these? Dare I ask for a share?

My chittlins

R95 yuckYUCKandYUUUUUCK

Kushner really shouldn't be taking nude pics. He doesn't groom down there. Bad move. Now it's going to be part of the record.

A stomach-turning thread

It’s likely it’s Maria Butina. She probably sent it to a bunch of different politicians saying she would fuck them if they voted her way. She’s a Russian whore. And it sounds like she didn’t particularly enjoy her job of fucking fat ugly losers and complained about it. But she did it. That makes her a heroine in Russia.

Second possibility, and my personal favorite, is Miss Lindsey. He’s spent months acting like he’s living in fear. Miss Lindsey sent a selfie to a boy maybe? And the Russians found out and are holding it over his head? But if it was that, that’s a crime and he’s being blackmailed, so it would take a lot not to prosecute that right away. It’s affecting our government right now.

Maybe it's a selfie that Miss Lindsey received...

It's Mitch McConnell and his shrunken turtle.

I wouldn't want to look at it, but I hope its Dump, just to further humiliate and degrade the biggest piece of human garbage in US history. Would love to have that made public as he's led off to prison in cuffs. Walls and bars are good, as Putin's bitch would say.

If not Dump, Miss Lindsey in connection with gay sex. Would love that closet case hypocrite to be outed in the most humiliating way possible.