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ALAM WERNICK PART TWO

wish I could spend xmas with porn stars instead of fuckin family or friends...

by Anonymousreply 106Last Friday at 4:57 AM

My buddy hired him and another of them, they had a blast, alam seems super kool and bright. Very successful evidently

by Anonymousreply 112/27/2018

Did your buddy confirm his cuntlips are heavenly to snack on?

by Anonymousreply 212/27/2018

Indeed, ambrosia he said, has booked another date already.

by Anonymousreply 312/27/2018

I think this is actually something like part four or five.

by Anonymousreply 412/27/2018

I saw him at Mary Poppins, was with his gang of stars, he laffed and sang along...

by Anonymousreply 512/27/2018

alam IS mary poppins.

by Anonymousreply 612/27/2018

OP, which family did you fuck?

by Anonymousreply 712/27/2018

[QUOTE]My buddy hired him and another of them, alam seems super kool and bright.

by Anonymousreply 812/27/2018

me? I fucked the manson family hun...

HE LOOKS FUN AS A BUTTON TAILED BUNNY IN THAT PIC

by Anonymousreply 912/27/2018

be nice, He is still just a kid, living large....enjoying havin the world as his feet......like Melania.

by Anonymousreply 1012/27/2018
by Anonymousreply 1112/27/2018

R10, it's not his feet that the world is at.

by Anonymousreply 1212/27/2018

well, he needs love at his cunt chakra jus like nick Jonas does with whats her face...

by Anonymousreply 1312/27/2018
by Anonymousreply 1412/27/2018

angels, pure angels, fart free and swirling in the galaxy of STARDOM OF THE EROTIC GALAXY AND SNOWLAND.

by Anonymousreply 1512/27/2018

Every picture video is staged. Can’t he pose looking natural?

by Anonymousreply 1612/27/2018

[quote]I think this is actually something like part four or five.

Yeah, there have been several of these threads so far.

I can't believe another one is now in progress.

by Anonymousreply 1712/27/2018

R16, he doesn’t look natural.

by Anonymousreply 1812/27/2018
by Anonymousreply 1912/27/2018

I was just looking for tape of him on Howard Stern. He made it seem like he was getting interviewed, but it turns out he was on there naked as some sort of prop for amusement.

by Anonymousreply 2012/27/2018

R20, I thought on the previous thread someone said that he was asked some questions by Howard?

by Anonymousreply 2112/27/2018

He was, R21, especially about how to pronounce his name.

by Anonymousreply 2212/27/2018

Well where’s the video?

by Anonymousreply 2312/27/2018

R20, does Queerty not have an uncensored version?

by Anonymousreply 2412/27/2018

R16,

I posted on one of the other threads that I saw him at the gym. I’ve seen him there a few times and he looks the same in person as in the photos. I don’t think he can help it- he naturally looks staged, lol. He’s cartoonish looking, but not bad looking. It’s almost impossible not to notice him / look at him.

by Anonymousreply 2512/27/2018
by Anonymousreply 2612/27/2018

people cant stop staring at him adoringly at th gym, ive lost count of how many ph numbers he has been given while there.

nice guy, respectful and has manners.

by Anonymousreply 2712/27/2018

fuck his manners, does he permit fans to eat his pizza farts in the shower? I know he loves an audience, and im willing to go whatever he wants in the water

anything

by Anonymousreply 2812/27/2018

Just saw his scenes on Bel AMi

very hot, the chat was fun he did in it also. god they gave him some hot hung partners. good 4 him. luvs big cock in his cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2912/28/2018

I was not much of a fan, but I must admit I masturbated twice in a row to them belami vids of him. his asshole is voracious. I like his buff kid new on the block image

by Anonymousreply 3012/28/2018

Tried masturbating to a few of his scenes. Failed miserably. Couldnt even get hard. He does absolutely nothing for me. And I LOL that he advertises himself--or should I say herself--as being masculine in her rentmen ad! Oh, my sides!

by Anonymousreply 3112/28/2018

HE FUKD THE SHOUT OUT OF ME LIKE A CHAMP FOR $55O.....WORTH EVERY DIME

by Anonymousreply 3212/28/2018

R17, another one is in regress.

by Anonymousreply 3312/28/2018

Once or twice we've chatted. Very sweet kid. Of course, it's not like there was some sexual undercurrent going on (I'm "hors de combat" ), so the nastiness that can arise in that case isn't in place.

by Anonymousreply 3412/28/2018

he kisses real good. dats all I need to get my cunt happi

by Anonymousreply 3512/28/2018

so eat me!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3612/28/2018

Any updates on him? Still whorin’ in 2019?

by Anonymousreply 3701/09/2019

Looks like the Alam Troll was red-tagged.

by Anonymousreply 3801/09/2019

Noooooooo! Not the Alam "cunt lips" troll. I will miss him.

by Anonymousreply 3901/09/2019

R39 Me too

by Anonymousreply 4001/10/2019

He gets a lot of grief for his face but cmon? Compared to other porn stars especially of today he’s ok to look at. Even Bel Ami has been missing the mark which is why I thought Alam was an improvement when they hired him. Their biggest star Paul Cassidy? Have you seen that face? He wouldn’t have passed for attractive in the 1980s. Point is there’s some ugly freaks out there. Even in the past, Frenchie with the tatted head? Erik Rhodes? Now his face was nothing to brag about but because it LOOKED masculine he got a pass. Look at everyone criticizing Darius Ferdynand and Kris Evans for bulking up. Rhodes and Rush were twice their size and they were porn royalty. Even the smaller guys. Sammy Case? Audrey Hepburn hips with that Stewart from MadTV’s face. He was so creepy looking. Trevor Knight had the face of a 2 year old toddler. Jason Crew? Cody Cash? Chad Hunt? I could go on forever. Plus it’s not like he’s blowing out a Jheri curl and some god awful 80s perm looking like AC Slater and Little Miss Muffetts love child ruining what was once an epic mane of hair. There’s so much worse out there Alam would be one of the last guys I’d be complaining about in the looks department.

by Anonymousreply 4102/13/2019

I don't have anything against him, but he strikes me as a dim bulb.

by Anonymousreply 4202/13/2019

May be dim but smart enough to monetize that ass.

by Anonymousreply 4302/13/2019

Please dear fans, don't be jealous of his huge bank account or his primo ass/tits. If you want to worship him, then find out when he be in ur town...He is a delight.

by Anonymousreply 4402/13/2019

Whatever, he continues to be the highest paid porn performer in the world today.,,,why do you think that is?

by Anonymousreply 4502/13/2019

[quote]highest paid porn performer in the world today

Source, please.

by Anonymousreply 4602/13/2019

How does one hire him?

by Anonymousreply 4702/13/2019

3 week wait to get a date with the legend. well worth it though..

by Anonymousreply 4802/14/2019

im seeing him in a month. very xcited !!!

by Anonymousreply 4902/15/2019

"Saw" him last night. Well worth the monetary outlay!

by Anonymousreply 5002/15/2019

R44 did he show you the Papaya Squeeze?

by Anonymousreply 5102/15/2019

I slobbered on his hot cunt till the bossman said TIME TO GO HONEY

by Anonymousreply 5202/15/2019

Sounds like we've got a lot of queens on DL who pay for sex.

by Anonymousreply 5302/15/2019

[quote] Alam would be one of the last guys I’d be complaining about in the looks department.

He's good enough for you: noted!

by Anonymousreply 5402/15/2019

No R51 but he did show me the Jamaica Yodel. Zowie!

R44

by Anonymousreply 5502/16/2019

[quote] Whatever, he continues to be the highest paid porn performer in the world today.,,,why do you think that is?

His heavenly cuntlips?

by Anonymousreply 5602/16/2019

What's his ethnicity and/or nationality? Does he speak English?

by Anonymousreply 5702/16/2019

As his bizarre hair and his ass inserts suggest, he is from outer space, r57.

by Anonymousreply 5802/16/2019

Frosty tipped jelled blonde hair on a cute young gay boy? Well I never ;) Hey I’ll take platinum highlights any day over disgusting body and facial hair ala Raging Stallion. Give me a pretty,young smooth, tatless Bel Amiesque stud any day. None of that bs “butch” bravado.

by Anonymousreply 5902/16/2019

Me English not too good, R57.

by Anonymousreply 6002/16/2019

Alam presenting hole for Bel Ami

by Anonymousreply 6102/16/2019

R57, he’s from Brazil. His English is heavily accented and his spelling and grammar, based on his Instagram captions, is not that great.

by Anonymousreply 6202/16/2019

[quote]he’s from Brazil.

Where the nuts come from!

by Anonymousreply 6302/16/2019

Is "Wernick" his real name? He might be Slavic or German or some Eastern European ethnicity.

by Anonymousreply 6402/16/2019

She is angel for sharing her divine big juicy hole to so many men who an afford it.

Can someone loan me 500 bux so I can sip on his ass hole for an hour????

by Anonymousreply 6502/16/2019

Has the Alam Troll returned?

by Anonymousreply 6602/16/2019

Awwwww. He has his own fleshjack now.

[quote] our newest fleshjack boy.

by Anonymousreply 6703/12/2019

This retard still?

by Anonymousreply 6803/12/2019

Sweet kid. I hope he lands himself an old billionaire to take care of him before he catches something from some old queen.

by Anonymousreply 6903/12/2019

[quote]He has his own fleshjack now.

He's moving up in the world.

by Anonymousreply 7003/12/2019

if u wanna have fun, have this stud sit on ur face and twirl.....

wheeeeeee

by Anonymousreply 7103/12/2019

He aint the richest pornstar in the world 4 nuthin….duh

by Anonymousreply 7203/12/2019

No one paid my way into doctor school.

by Anonymousreply 7303/12/2019

Doctor school! Yay!

by Anonymousreply 7403/12/2019

alam can I borrow a few grande for attorneys?

by Anonymousreply 7503/12/2019

Since when does he top, r32?

by Anonymousreply 7603/13/2019

He seemed way too meth-addled and frenetic in the Falcon porns I saw of him. He didn't stop and enjoy one motion for more than a few seconds.

Sorry, can't get into changing positions like a relay race.

by Anonymousreply 7703/13/2019

No, r53.

We just have one spammer named Alam Wernick posting.

by Anonymousreply 7803/13/2019

The posts here are too coherent and grammatically correct to be his, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 7903/13/2019

Agreed, R79. I've listened to him speak in his vids, and his English is still very shaky.

by Anonymousreply 8003/13/2019

why are his films the biggest selling in porn? why is getting top dollar?

u jeaous old queens. cmon….

by Anonymousreply 8103/13/2019

alam I adore u and have all ur magazines and films, I hope u can indeed transition into legit movies, u have the talent and acting skill to do it. GO FOR IT.

Spielberg calling!

by Anonymousreply 8203/13/2019

Don't overplay your hand, Alam troll.

by Anonymousreply 8303/13/2019

I sense that he’s already overplayed his hand while watching videos featuring Alam.

by Anonymousreply 8403/13/2019

don't be negative girls, find something someone u too can be happi about, sumone to love

by Anonymousreply 8503/13/2019

He seems to be in New York today, modelling for JJ Malibu:

by Anonymousreply 8603/13/2019

R86 He has been looking more down syndromey than usual lately.

by Anonymousreply 8703/13/2019

what a darling, his career continues to bloom. continued success bb...

his bank account is huge, is urs?

by Anonymousreply 8803/14/2019

I like the guy , he seems like someone u want to hang with. a sweetheart, surprised at the hate queens have for him.

by Anonymousreply 8903/14/2019

[quote]why are his films the biggest selling in porn?

Are you posting from 1975? No one sells "films" anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9003/14/2019

I agree with a poster above that he moves around too much in his vids and doesn't convince me he's enjoying it!

by Anonymousreply 9103/14/2019

His upper body has grown since I last saw him.

by Anonymousreply 9203/14/2019

[quote] I hope u can indeed transition into legit movies, u have the talent and acting skill to do it. GO FOR IT.

How about a remake of Lethal Weapon starring Alam and Chrissy Metz?

by Anonymousreply 9303/14/2019

Lethal Fleshjack

An intrepid Brazilian immigrant cop by day/porn star by night (Alam Wernik) is tasked with protecting a whistleblower accountant (Chrissy Metz) for a Brazilian drug cartel which has threatened her life. She is on the run and in hiding with her protector by her side. He uses his body to distract the thugs chasing them and uses his skills learned in “doctor school” to save her life when she is shot by one if the thugs. Will our heroes make it? Will the cop/porn star get fisted? Find out in Lethal Fleshjack, on Netflix October 31!

“You weel luv eet! Cum see meeeee in da movie! You want regrets eet!” - Alam Wernick

by Anonymousreply 9403/14/2019

OK, guys, I take back what I said.

I finally had a satisfying experience watching Alam's scene with Alex Mecum. Alam slowed it down and took the time to savor Alex's dick.

Maybe it just took two boner-fide gay performers, an old veteran like Alex, or less meth.

by Anonymousreply 9503/14/2019

I agree that he often seems robotic in his scenes.

I guess it goes to show that not all guys are natural performers -- having a big bubble butt can only do so much.

by Anonymousreply 9603/14/2019

It does enough, R96.

by Anonymousreply 9703/14/2019

r94, MORE MORE!

by Anonymousreply 9803/14/2019

but one must admit, his cunt is amazing....doe he take fist?

by Anonymousreply 9903/14/2019

I hope so, luv see big rose emerge from tht pink cherry hole.

by Anonymousreply 10003/14/2019

R94 I’m hooked.

by Anonymousreply 10103/14/2019

R100, his hole was looking pretty used the last time I saw one of his films.

by Anonymousreply 10203/14/2019

His hole is as busted as his trisomy 21 face!

by Anonymousreply 10303/14/2019

Busted but tastes like ben and jerrys ass crunch ice creem

by Anonymousreply 10403/14/2019

Is that the flavor they named after Alam?

by Anonymousreply 105Last Friday at 2:51 AM

ben and jerrys Alam's Cherry Cunt Crème ice cream.

by Anonymousreply 106Last Friday at 4:57 AM
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