Eric Turner (Erictastic)

hello, daddy!

I used to follow him on social media until he was getting married and wanted people to invest to the honeymoon around the world, if I’m correct. Little later they got divorced. It was too stupid. But he used to be hot.

R2 yes they got divorced.

Didn’t know he wanted the public to pay for their honeymoon lmao.

Wasn’t his hubby foreign?

Oh, was this the four honeymoons couple?

R2, he "used to be hot"? Are you on crack!?! Or are you the ghost of Helen Keller? He's like a 10+, 10+, 10+.

Whats that thingy between his legs?

[quote]wanted people to invest to the honeymoon around the world,

What does that even mean? What would be the return on my investment?

R5 You’re taking this way too serious. Anyway, a guy who is openly greed enough to ask money for several honeymoons isn’t 10+ or even 10 to me. R7 Your return would have been some lovely photos on Instagram.

I follow his insta and he's pretty funny considering.

Another damaged ex-Mormon.

See also: Dr. Jake

Yeah but all of us would suck his dick in a second.

All those underwear he models are his own brand.

He has beautiful thighs

He was in the Mormon missionary beefcake calendar. Always wanted to be a model.

I wonder why he's never done nudes or sex tapes -- he seemed like a bit of a prude in a social media account where he blasted his ex Jon Odom for possibly escorting.

I wonder if he has a deformed dick. I would pay to watch his porno.

Mmmmm... the HAWTNESS!

He said he won’t even make an OnlyFans, that’s not for him. He chooses to keep certain things to himself.

He’s rather conservative in his personal life, liberal in politics

[quote]Anything interesting?

Without nudes, no. Not at all. Just another InstaTease. I can see generic-looking shaved muscle anywhere.

R14, where did he say that about his ex Jon Odom? What happened to him by the way?

Facebook, I think. But I learned about it in Datalounge threads. You might want to read the old ones.

Love when he shows off

He’s fine & everything, but that’s all. Seems like jackass.

R6, it's a doggy poop bag holder.

I bet he’s got a little weenier

Pronounced ween-yay, by the way

Another tired queen approaching the end of their prime. Pose in a bunch of tired underwear wearing a cock ring so the package looks better and it’s just another insta ho. These guys are so narcissistic they are a complete turn off. And I’m sure mr Eric posted this himself.

Fat and has gayface except in carefully edited and posed photos.

Damn, yall some haters!

Please, he's not fat.

He needs an OnlyFans

R29 he won’t make one

[quote]OnlyFans: If you're basic, but wanna do porn anyway.

He's a theoretical physicist and a devout Jew. He's also a terrific baker and writes poetry.

He's an ex-mormon R32

Oh I must have confused him with someone else!

He’s a former Mormon. Not Jew.

If he doesn’t do porn, how does he make a living?

He's a neurosurgeon R36.

Eric Turner. Hot.

Eric's ass.

His ass is his best asset and he knows it.

Thanks , r39.

That’s phucking perfect.

He went on Andy Cohen’s show for Halloween dressed like a slutty Boy Scout, from what I remember.

Beautiful in black.

He's lying down for you.

Bum.

Never heard of him. Never saw him in an ad.

Hi, Eric.

Keep up the good work. Loving that ass.

Yes, his ex does escort in NYC. Ad is on rentmen.

His ex hot?

His body is amazing

Fuck yeah, his ex is HAWT!

He has extreme gayface except in carefully edited and posed photos.

I've never heard of him, but he's really fucking hot and that ass could feed me for hours.

For hours? Most people poop just once a day.

R54 he doesn't mean poop, he means cannibalism.

is this what the kids are calling "an influencer"?

Hot. As. Fuck.

He has a beautifully body. Such incredible proportion.

Christ, what is wrong with you queens? That man's body is beyond hideous.

R58 = stinkfish

If this is a hideous body, I want one too.

I wish someone would leak his frontal and erect photos. He must have slipped up and sent some to strangers.

Quote [The Oryx story began when internationally-published fitness magazine contributor and underwear cover model Eric Turner was at a photoshoot for a very popular and expensive brand. As he put on a very expensive pair of running pants, the main seam gave way and they split open along the thigh. Figuring it was because he had larger thighs, he just went on with the shoot.

A couple of outfit changes later, the photographer handed him an expensive pair of underwear and told him to put it on. He did as he was told. Again, as the underwear reached his knees and caught on the bend in his knee he tugged them up his legs. The underwear ripped straight along the seam, and fell apart.

Frustrated, he showed the photographer, and they both laughed at how expensive this underwear was, and how easily it fell apart.

The experience planted a seed.

He pondered on the experience for several years, thinking, "It's ridiculous that an underwear brand can charge so much for underwear that's so cheap. If I started an underwear brand, that'd never happen. It would be comfortable, high quality, and people wouldn't have to pay a premium underwear price for underwear that wouldn't last.”

As this seed continued to grow, he took a trip to South Africa. While on safari, he was pondering the next steps to take to see his brand come to life. What would define his brand? “High quality, comfortable, playful, uncomplicated, classic, confident, aspirational…”

As he was thinking about this brand and how to project the image he believed it would represent, the jeep veered around a corner. He looked up and saw several of the most beautiful and powerful looking animals he'd ever seen, walking across the hill. They were some type of antelope. As he watched the animals beautifully and gracefully take step after step, the safari guide explained, "Those are gemsbok, a type of Oryx- the largest species of antelope. The bush people respect and revere them because of what they represent. They're strong enough that they can defend themselves against an entire pride of lions, and they never back down from a fight. You'd never guess how tough they are just by looking at them.”

And as he sat fixated, studying these magnificent creatures work their way across the savanna, he immediately knew how to project everything his brand would represent, and Oryx was born.

Oryx is an aspirational lifestyle brand for the confident man. Its quality styling and refined yet playful nature make it the ideal expression for his driven and uncomplicated lifestyle. Whether on Wall St or playing in nature, he will command attention and find comfort in Oryx.]

Model? With that face.

Only 76 dollars for a tank top and pair of shorts, down from 86!

I would only buy the shorts. They look comfy

R62 that is the biggest load of oryx-shit. Aside from expensive underwear being cheaply made and easily rippable, that part is true, but it's written like he is trying to emphasize his penis size.

For someone with extreme gayface and close-set eyes, that is not surprising, though.

Don't make jokes! Eric pondered on his seed for years before developing an aspirational lifestyle brand consisting of gym clothes and underpants. Have you ever pondered on safari?

More information about the ex and their weddings

Hottt!!

I loved that whole Gawker takedown. His ex was far hotter than he was.

An iconic international luxury lifestyle brand for very wealthy gay men who only go to the gym and underwear parties in Ibiza.

His body is bangin but his face is showing his age. And when he opens his mouth, a whole Prada traveling set falls out.,

How old is he?

Ugly face, Reason butterface was invented.

Oh please he's not UGLY, just getting old like we all are. His body is out of control tho.

Yeah, he’s not ugly: he’s just getting older. However, that body is fucking insane. A friend of mine, who used to live in DC, was the photographer for this picture. He recently did a coffee-table book and I believe he put Eric on the cover.

Yes, vapid and shallow. But is not easy to keep that level of fitness as you get older, so good for him.

He sounds ridiculously full of himself.

If i looked like that, I'd be full of myself too.

Well, honey, then feel free to slobber all over his photos if that's what floats your boat.

If Eric's not going to do porn, he should do workout videos in nothing but skimpy shorts. It can be instructional, but we need to see that body in motion so we can jerk off to it.

The old, short videos available are lacking.

Does he have butt implants?

I was doing a fine job of rubbing one out to this video.

Then Eric had to shit the bed with Right Said Fred!

R83, he looks so young in 2012 and now, in 2019, he looks like an old man.

What happened???

He appears to have a nice dick.

Seven years is long time, R84.

I wonder if the grey hair is natural?

He could dye it, look younger and not look fake.

But I wonder if he fancies himSelf a daddy and likes it.

I imagine he just stopped coloring his hair.

His face only looks good in retouched photos. In candid shots you can see his massive gayface.

I haven't heard anything but I suspect he made that terry cloth towel very happy.

of course he hores, how u think he pays the rent.....

How long did the marriage last?

He's no William O'Connor.

[quote] How long did the marriage last?

I’m not certain that they ever got married. If i recall correctly, they had some elaborate plan to have the wedding in three locations. And they were asking people to fund this extravaganza by donating money. They were completely oblivious to how ridiculous this scheme looked.

Nude:

He's got a great body, but the hair is off putting.

r95 Nude - penis = boring AF

R6

Looks like small container that holds dog poop bags. See them all over attached to dog leads around our way.

Fucking sexy guy.

BUMP ...

Time to get reacquainted.

He's dating Cayman Cardiff, a REALLY hot dude who competed in the Miss Supranational USA edition after mine. Check him out: he's constantly naked on IG and has an ass so amazing it makes you wanna bite it off

Anything interesting- yes OP, what's interesting is that you find this type of MOOSED out body attractive because I certainly don't.

Him and his boyfriend are too queenie for me.

He must be low intelligence. If I was gorgeous and settled the last place you'd find me would be flaunting myself on social media. It shouts insecure and shallow.

Granted, not a problem I have, but still, one likes to judge when you're on solid ground.

Hot of the press (sort of). He was dumped by “Cayman Cardiff”. He’s followed him to LA for some reason. On the roids and extra crispy.