Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Am I the only DL-er who has contemplated serving as the filling in a Duplass Brothers sandwich?

I always thought Mark and Jake were so cute and supportive and loving of each other, and I've enjoyed a number of their TV and indie film projects.

Has anyone wondered privately what it's really like to be on the "inside" of the talented Duplass Brothers?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 36August 19, 2019 2:39 AM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 1December 18, 2018 11:52 PM

You're obviously more interested on their brains than their good looks or great bodies, R1.

Good for you, but I'd personally rather give DJT a blow job than get involved sexually with these two.

by Anonymousreply 2December 18, 2018 11:53 PM

I have a fuck buddy who could pass for a Duplass brother (looks a lot like Jay)

Jealous, bitches?

by Anonymousreply 3December 18, 2018 11:56 PM

Way to be a cliche!

by Anonymousreply 4December 18, 2018 11:56 PM

Not exactly porn-worthy, but yes, I'd hit it.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 5December 18, 2018 11:56 PM

No, R2. It was a knee-jerk reaction to the subject line. It really should have read:

Yes. No.

by Anonymousreply 6December 19, 2018 12:18 AM

My god, OP, I certainly hope you're the only one.

If there are others, please don't tell me. I don't think I can take any more weirdness.

by Anonymousreply 7December 19, 2018 12:22 AM

More Mark D nakedness....

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8December 24, 2018 6:26 AM

I’ll take the one on the right

by Anonymousreply 9December 24, 2018 6:57 AM

R7 - It's Data Lounge, home of the geriatrics, and other assorted 2's and 3's on the beauty index scale. That some (many) find these two toads sexually attractive should not be surprising. The standards are SO low here.

by Anonymousreply 10December 24, 2018 6:59 AM

Oh, r8. That’s just sad. His ass must be concave when he’s standing.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 11December 24, 2018 7:29 AM

CHEAP, DERIVATIVE GIMMICK-MAKERS.

by Anonymousreply 12December 24, 2018 8:04 AM

R2 = Ivanka.

Or more likely some 57-year-old fat ass in khakis and his phone secured in his belt clip who dreams of one day someone *FINALLY* touches his penis or anus. Either one, preferably both, but we all know at this point you are not picky.

by Anonymousreply 13December 24, 2018 8:23 AM

Mark is okay his brother looks like a rat.

by Anonymousreply 14December 24, 2018 8:31 AM

Mercy!

by Anonymousreply 15December 24, 2018 8:31 AM

I want him inside me quite deeply.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 16December 24, 2018 8:44 AM

Golly....

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 17December 24, 2018 8:46 AM

Yes. I want Jay Duplass badly, however. Joshie is the main reason I've watched every season of Transparent.

by Anonymousreply 18December 24, 2018 9:34 AM

Mark has a good size cock. Sure is a pretty looking member too.

by Anonymousreply 19December 24, 2018 10:06 AM

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 20December 24, 2018 10:13 AM

I've been in love with Mark for years.

by Anonymousreply 21December 24, 2018 12:29 PM

[quote]It's Data Lounge, home of the geriatrics, and other assorted 2's and 3's on the beauty index scale. That some (many) find these two toads sexually attractive should not be surprising. The standards are SO low here.

And they’re white.

by Anonymousreply 22December 24, 2018 12:32 PM

The untoweling….

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 23January 13, 2019 1:21 AM

I want Joshie.

by Anonymousreply 24January 13, 2019 1:30 AM

Jay aka "Joshie" has that engaging, devilish smile. I want to make smart conversation with him and then find a dark corner to make out. For maybe an hour or so.

And yet Mark is the Duplass I want to have full-out, pervy, deeply penetrative sex with...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 25January 13, 2019 1:35 AM

I don't understand what's happening in R17's link (except I think I'm stroking out).

by Anonymousreply 26August 18, 2019 2:30 PM

R17's pic is from The Mindy Project. I don't remember the scene itself, but Mark plays a douchey doctor... I think he's a gynecologist or something. The bottom is Chris Messina... obviously.

I prefer Jay to Mark, but they're both cute.

Also, the dick pic is fake.

by Anonymousreply 27August 18, 2019 2:48 PM

They're both mega-fug.

by Anonymousreply 28August 18, 2019 3:03 PM

I continue to heart Josh Pfefferman.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 29August 18, 2019 3:19 PM

Mark's ass isn't terrible.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 30August 18, 2019 3:22 PM

Cheap, gimmicky hacks.

You can have 'em.

by Anonymousreply 31August 18, 2019 11:37 PM

[quote] Good for you, but I'd personally rather give DJT a blow job than get involved sexually with these two

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 32August 18, 2019 11:39 PM

[quote]You can have 'em.

I would love to "have" Jay.

by Anonymousreply 33August 18, 2019 11:58 PM

I’m with you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 34August 19, 2019 1:39 AM

Agree r31. I hate them both. One has a smug douchey look and the other one looks like a possum.

Also, their work SUCKS.

by Anonymousreply 35August 19, 2019 2:17 AM

I didn't know anything about Mark, prior to watching Creep, Creep 2. He was awesome in both. The dick gif shared on here is from Creep 2.

by Anonymousreply 36August 19, 2019 2:39 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!