Makenzie Aston Nude

Noice

Astin

Was this a movie? What's going on here?

The film.

I always loved him. Used to think he was bi. I think he's married now. To a lady friend. :(

Whites have the smallest penises

It's Mackenzie Astin.

This has been along time cummin' for me who as a gayling fell in love with him after watching IRON WILL.

R6 once again, blacks have to make everything about race.

He was hot in The Magicians recently.

R9 Not black. Your racism is showing.

R11 sure, you're not.

R12 Of all the numerous ethnic and racial categories, you assume anyone who has something to say about the disproportionate amount of micropenises in the White population has to be black. Yikes.

I think Astin's dick looks perfect.

Boys looks so gross and unimpressive when they get unwrapped

My only complaint is that they should have gotten rid of all the fugs in the room and left Mack in the nip.

White guys tend to be growers and not showers. When they get hard it's quite impressive.

Something about having to keep everything compact during the Ice Age.

what the fuck is that film?

R17 Uh huh blame the ice age

R18, read the fucking thread.

I did, I still don't get it

R13 it is mainly blacks who say shit like "white people can't dance" or "that's too white."

astin has as cute as a man ever could be

Apparently, the film is about a men's group therapy. They get naked at some point but it's supposed to be more humorous than sexual since they're not gay.

He looks good naked. It helps that he's surrounded by a bunch of old men and trolls.

R22 That show you saw at the Apollo Theater 30 years ago has really stuck with you, hasn't it?

We keep all men, naked and clothed, far away feom the women only health club where I work.

This is the closest I'll get to seeing his bother, Sean, nude.

I assumed that Astin was gay...he’s not?

Palm Springs White Party - Scat intruder.

[quote]It's Mackenzie Astin.

Shmackhenzshie Smazshtin

I wonder how Cloris Leachman is taking this.

This killed Charlotte

Why are all these men MUTILATED?

Is Mackenzie Astin John Astin's son?

God, the uncut fetishist has found the thread.

Just kill yourself r34.

R35 yes, his bio son. He adopted Sean who Patty had with a rebound after her split from Desi Jr.

I want Mackenzie inside me, deeply....now more than ever.

Astin has been pretty open about being attracted to both men and women R29, he just happened to marry a woman.

Aunt Cathy thinks he's hot. Is that weird?

Is it true he had a deleted nude scene in The Facts of Life?

[quote] This is the closest I'll get to seeing his bother, Sean, nude.

I don't think the family meat (John Astin) was handed down to Sean since that is not his biological son, so this would be more like seeing John Astin's cock.

Mackenzie never said he was bi.

He’s a bi male who in the end chose women, like they all do

I would've liked to see Tim Bottoms naked around the time he did Last Picture Show. Better than never I guess. Mac still looks pretty good but I think he reached peak hotness in Iron Will.

Delish

Sex party

Is that one guy covered in feces?

r49 -- I think he's supposed to tick the "Neanderthal" box in the Casting Department's HR section.

Aaaaandyyyyyyy... Put some cloooooooooooooothes on!

[quote]Mackenzie never said he was bi.

He said he was "unsure" R4.

Way back in in the March 19, 2001 issue of TV guide he did an interview and when asked if he was gay he said:

[quote]"I don't really have an answer for that," the actor teases. "I know no matter how I answer that question, it's going to change the way people look at the character. So I'm going to stay mysterious on that one. And the truth be told, you know, personally I'm not really sure!"

[quote]Wait, so Astin's saying he's unsure about his own orientation? "Yeah," he cheerfully concedes, then adds: "For a single twentysomething in Los Angeles, nobody knows what happens when I leave work. That's my business."

I didn't realize that was Timothy Bottoms. I've always thought he was cute so those pictures are even hotter to me now. I don't care if he's much older, still nice to finally see his dick.

I’m black and I think he’s hot as fuck, so there you go.

Astin did a play years ago in which he kissed one of his male co-stars, and he openly said in interviews that he was looking forward to that. I think he made his peace with his same-sex attraction...

Ugh. That pic is the reason why men need to manscape. Double ugh.

He caused The Facts of Life to Jump The Shark

His Andy character was insufferable

this was directed by Robert Culp's son who starred in "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice" a Paul Mazursky film. while viewing the trailer, I thought it reminded me of a Mazursky film. another film starred Kim Cattrall called "Live Nude Girls" had a similar theme.

Robert starred in Mazursky films not his son.

Gross nasty shit. None of them do anything for me. Men with horrible bodies should keep their clothes on. None of them manscape, none of them workout obviously. I wouldn't fuck any of them. They make my dick wilt. I would turn in my gay card if all men looked like them. Here is what REAL men look like naked not those disgusting creatures.

And that's called "sad", r60 :(

I love Mack's auburn chest hair even more than his normal-sized todger.

The only one who's mutilated, r34, is you. Whoever did it to you took away your ability to reason.

His chest is quite lovely.

r47 Corned Beef or Pastrami?

R60 real men primp, shave, and pluck?

R60 Either you're being sarcastic or you must like little boys. Shaved pubes are the biggest turn-off ever.

I take back what I said in r63. The brain of r60 is also mutilated, apparently beyond repair.

Real men would at least have some muscle if they are hairy from all that testosterone. Dark wiry body hair looks utterly revolting on flabby saggy pasty white flesh. They should look like this...

If only Macks auburn chest hair could be grafted onto Jake McDorman ... (le sigh).

Ugh!

R52, he didn’t say he was bi. Learn to read. He didn’t want to say shit because people may not believe the character he was playing was gay. He’s a straight men. The last comment was an obvious joke.

The movie is called [italic]Welcome to the Men's Group[/italic]. You can rent it for $5 on Amazon.

I would never rent that shit it would make my dick wilt. Is he covered in feces? That guy on the side of him looks like a lesbian bulldyke with a cock. So white and pasty and feminine.

What's with those ugly tattoos on his hairy back? Bizarre.... That bald guy looks like Danny Devito..... This shit reminds me of that Seinfeld episode about "good naked" and "bad naked". I'm a gold star gay man and this kind of male nudity does nothing for me. It makes my dick shrivel.

I'd say it looks like a Datalounge Saturday night but all those guys are too young.

Then why do you keep posting in this thread, dear?

The scene is supposed to be funny, not erotic or sexy. The men in the movie are straight.

In R2's picture Makenzie is actually holding the guys penis! He's tucking it in. lmao!

[quote]he didn’t say he was bi. Learn to read. He didn’t want to say shit because people may not believe the character he was playing was gay. He’s a straight men. The last comment was an obvious joke.

Is there something wrong with you? Are you on drugs?

R4 said he was bi. At R51 the response said that he said he was "not really sure"/unsure which is exactly what he said and not that he was "bi."

This is accurate because he actually said it.

Also: Actors didn't make jokes like that in 2001.

He will never fuck you Tootie.

That should be R44 and R52

I wonder if George Clooney tapped that.

R82 tapped what?

The frequency to Mars, Rose.

Hastily clicked link with dreams of seeing full-frontal Mackenzie Phillips...

I masturbated this afternoon to Timothy Bottoms.

I wanna see some whirlybirds and jackhammers, boys!

R87 Who is this ugly bitch you keep posting?

R88 that's Yvonne And This Is It!

More nude males

you know at least3/4ths of the people saying how "gross" these guys are naked could never hope to look as good as the homliest of them.

I am fashion photographer and have photographed hundreds of top male and femal models nude or nearly nude. I can tell you that photographing the naked human body in a flattering way is an art and a skill. A very buff nude body can be photographed badly. The wrong lighting,, context and most importantly pose can make a decent body look very unnatractive. This scene was not shot to be erotically stimulating. If it had been by the right DP and the right context you'd be drooling over these guys.

Just from what i've seen in this pic, I could make all of them look great

R91 With the exception of the guy covered in feces, it was hot enough for me to masturbate to. I love men with average bodies.

R89 wasn't she a yogi or something in some comedy movie? I remember it was funny.

R93 Private Resort. That's the one with a naked Rob Morrow.

"This has been along time cummin' for me who as a gayling fell in love with him after watching IRON WILL."

Which co-starred Kevin Spacey......hmmmmmmm, do you think Kevin got a look at that dick?

R95 Probably jerking to it as we speak.

R87 Stop trying to make Yvonne happen, She’s NOT going to happen.

Her name is Hilary Sheppard and she was in Private Resort among many other things. The pic being posted is from an episode of The Golden Girls that she guested in.

Private Resort reminds me of that other 80s comedy, Moving Violation. Ooh, and Zapped! I want to watch all three now. Why do the streaming services never have stuff like that?

Sean Astin showing his buns in the testosterone-laden Toy Soldiers...

I wish Sean showed his penis during the time he did Toy Soldiers. Now, I'd only be mildly interested.

Mac showed his ass before in Widow's Kiss in '96, but sadly was pretty much shaved everywhere from the neck down. Starting at 38:55...

^^^ Nice ass!

I've always thought he was so cute.

I remember going to the movies with a roommate to see Toy Soldiers because he wanted to see all the cute guys in it. The early 90s was such an innocent time.

[quote]The early 90s was such an innocent time.

How so? There was a war and a recession.

Um, I was just thinking about two men in their 20s going to the movies to see scantily clad teens in a movie in the age before the Internet and the instant gratification of unlimited free porn. I wasn’t commenting on the geopolitical landscape of 1991.

Watched "Rollercoaster" last night. Timothy's Bottom was so young and cute.

I have always found Mackenzie Astin incredibly attractive.

I thought I remember him being gay. Anyway, I'd suck him off.

If Patty weren’t already dead, this would kill her!

Netflix or it didn't happen.

There's an older thread here on DL that says that he's bisexual, but just happened to marry a woman.