Do you think heterosexual men still find Marie Osmond attractive?

She's suffered a lot. Good for her and Donny still drawing them in. The first time I saw her was about 2 weeks after she first got married. The guys in the band rolled a basketball on stage cause hubby was a BB player at Brigham Young. Jimmy (James Arthur) has the business sense and savvy of the family, also not unsurprisingly, sings extremely well. His Duet with Marie of Meet me in Montana is one of the best versions.

She's attractive in a borderline plastic Hollywood way, but she isn't very sexy.

Does Marie wear a wig?

My favorite rumor about her ever is that when she flies she travels with an emotional support tarantula she carries in a wicker cage.

Her insistence on laughing every time she makes a statement is off putting.

Hetero men would find Sarah Sanders beautiful if they were drunk and thought they could fuck her.

Her goody two shoes image was not sexy to anyone. She would be much hotter if video of her snorting coke off a big black cock surfaced.

She’s too old.

She’s not sexy sexy but she’s got charm, I find her friendly funny way to be very appealing. I’ve always liked her, and I was sad for her when her son killed himself. She actually had the chance to say goodbye to him but he called her right before she was taking the stage for her Vegas act and she let it go to voicemail. He jumped a few minutes later, somehow she has to forgive herself for that.

Boner time.

R1, Marie never recovered after she miscarried Donnie's child.

Rough..

I don't think she's sexy or beautiful, but she's attractive...in other words, not ugly. Now though, she is too old, I think, for this question to be relevant to her.

R13 I share your sentiments.

She doesn't look good. She looks ridiculous for a 60 year old woman. She should grow the fuck up and stop trying to look like a Barbie doll.

Did they ever?

In a photo, yes, she looks attractive. In person, because of all the plastic surgery and slathered on makeup, she probably looks very odd.

She grew up in a culture where women are always called upon to be groomed and made-up to the nth degree. She always has her “face” on.

Her teefs look like they could inflict pain.

At the core, she's a Mormon. They're a hateful, judgmental bunch. Marie is not hateful because she's had a lot of problems, divorces, gay kids, suicide. But she's a Mormon.

R4 made me Latrice-cackle

Marie Osmond has beauty pageant sensibilities. If you are a heterosexual man who is attracted to that (big hair, full makeup, etc.), then Marie Osmond will be attractive to you.

I think straight men who are 15 to 20 years older than her would get a boner for her, but not anyone else.

It takes half a gallon of paint thinner to get all that makeup off.

In her latest diet tv ads, her wig covers most of her face. She's heading into Cousin It territory.

She looked good for a long time, but she didn't know when to stop with the surgery.

Her Mormon muff smells like dust and moth balls...

She's a decent lay.

Yeah, Marie is definitely in Priscilla Presley territory now...

Do nutt bullie! She be best!

@R25's pic, she looks like Sarah Sanders' pretty-ish twin sister.