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Well, so far I've gained about 300 pounds this holiday season.

I'll maybe cut down on the Christmas cookies, cocktails and hors d'oeuvres when I hit 500 gained.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 14, 2018 12:55 PM

I just ate half a pecan pie.

by Anonymousreply 1December 13, 2018 11:06 PM

More of you to love, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2December 13, 2018 11:07 PM

I’ve got a cute nickname for you: Butterbean.

by Anonymousreply 3December 13, 2018 11:10 PM

Isn't here some evolutionary reason humans invented holidays that's related to the body wanting more fat because of winter's colder climate?

Please?

by Anonymousreply 4December 13, 2018 11:15 PM

That's correct, Della. Fat = Life.

by Anonymousreply 5December 13, 2018 11:35 PM

Maybe it's glandular?

by Anonymousreply 6December 13, 2018 11:37 PM

I know I pack on the pounds easily when my adrenals are fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 7December 14, 2018 12:51 PM

Same. Happened to me starting in October with a Halloween cake and has snowballed. Fortunately about four days back on my diet and I've dropped a couple pounds already.

by Anonymousreply 8December 14, 2018 12:55 PM
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