Grindr strategies please.

Honesty and transparency.

Delete the app

Present hole

Kill yourself.

Men don't passes at boys with fat asses, OP.

I once put Monica Lewinsky as my name and got hit up like crazy. Guess they wanted blowjobs. Another time I put "Eight and thick" and I got a bunch of responses. I guess it is a sex app and appeal to that aspect

But I don’t have 8 and thick.

Play up your attributes, R7. Just play the game. I love talking shit on there cuz that's what ppl. like. Say hello to as much ppl as possible. Who cares if they don't respond. Someone will say hello back. Odds are never gonna meet any of these Barneys.

Honesty and transparency.

When I was active on grindr I got 25+ messages a day and ignored every "Hello" troll like r8 "just playing the game." Honesty and transparency are your most attractive attributes,

No long summaries or descriptions, just a clear face picture will suffice

^This. Keep it simple. If you must, say a word or two about yourself. Don't present a character or contrivance.

I get lots of responses

R5 English please?

I slapped up a picture of a glory hole, and my whorebell won't stop ringin'!

Try “va va va voom” instead

People on Grindr are sticklers for the correct idiom

Another tip-- if you're the sort of person that reaches out-- I'm not, I send 0 messages-- always make them personalized and specific. If someone sends me a "Hey," "Good morning" or "What's up" it's a license to ignore because I know they're sending it 100 other people. Engage with the people you're genuinely interested in with like you would if you were at a bar or public space.

**like you would

OMG, R16. No wonder!

How depressing

Tired of the apps

A clear and reasonable face picture is necessary, OP. If you mislead with that, you will not get laid the way you want.

After that, you can start with "Hey, what brings you on tonight?" etc.

If you want to cut to the chase, just ask "looking?" and you will screen out both those who aren't looking for sex and those who aren't interested in you.

I find writing, "Hey boy, can I get that dick?" works wonders.

No fats, no fems, no Asians, no Blacks, no Trans

[R24]

Oh the KKK uses Grindr too....why am i not shocked. Like they don't desire BBC

Hard to tell if R22 is joking or not.

Don't be ugly.

“Va va va boom” does not seem to be working. "

Works for me.