When's he going to find a nice woman and settle down?
The world has moved on, no one cares about Jakey, unless he poses nude on Instagram. Or shows his coin slot. Wheeeeee!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 13, 2018 4:13 PM |
I'll ask him, Cheryl, when he takes my dick out of his mouth...
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 13, 2018 4:17 PM |
You'll have to ask his ex-boyfriend, Henry Cavill.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 13, 2018 4:25 PM |
He must be too busy with his career, like I am.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 13, 2018 4:28 PM |
I'm sure his family says that it's a phase he's going through.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 13, 2018 4:36 PM |
Tick tock, Jakey.
You're almost 40.
Then again, "confirmed bachelor" George Clooney didn't marry Anal until he was in his 50's.
Jake's got plenty of time.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 13, 2018 4:41 PM |
Bradley Cooper is in a relationship with a well-known model and had a child with her, r8. Whether you think it's legitimate or not, he has "settled down."
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 13, 2018 4:41 PM |
Jake and Maggie don’t resemble each other at all. Save for the fact that they are both ugly.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 13, 2018 5:00 PM |
Those perfume commercials he's in, he is so handsome
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 13, 2018 5:05 PM |
All balls. No peen
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 13, 2018 5:14 PM |
Jake is so handsome. I wish he were gay but I don't think he is. I have a personal friend in common with him and I see private FB posts with him in them, and the vibe is not a gay vibe.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 13, 2018 5:14 PM |
Mind your business. Let him be
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 13, 2018 5:24 PM |
He should not tarry. All the good women will be taken.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 13, 2018 6:19 PM |
R12, doesn't matter. Them two Gyllenhaal 's are two of America's best actors.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 13, 2018 6:29 PM |
Jake is a top.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 13, 2018 7:50 PM |
Y’all are vicious and nasty
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 13, 2018 10:40 PM |
[quote] Y’all are vicious and nasty
Like Jack Nasty?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 13, 2018 11:58 PM |
R15 Sounds good, Jake. I believe you!! But tell us how much you were in love with Taylor Swift. Was the sex as mad and passionate as we imagine?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 14, 2018 12:00 AM |
His perfect body is not discussed nearly enough.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 14, 2018 12:05 AM |
Yep, I love his body as well, R24.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 14, 2018 12:09 AM |
I would have imagined that his ass was a bit hairier, considering the rest of his body.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 14, 2018 12:16 AM |
I think he should do more comedy. He's like the poster boy for depressing movies. Like, type-cast poster boy for depressing movies.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 14, 2018 1:06 AM |
I think he should do more porn.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 14, 2018 1:13 AM |
Jake really does have a fantastic body.
It's like a work of art.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 14, 2018 1:14 AM |
R26 “I wish I had a man who looked at me like that”
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 14, 2018 1:16 AM |
He's so dreamy. *swoon*
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 14, 2018 1:56 AM |
Can't blame Dustin.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 14, 2018 3:47 AM |
Once more for ole times sake.
His obit will read:
Jake Gyllenhaal was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 14, 2018 4:27 AM |