How Much Dick Has Maxwell Caulfield Taken?

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Girl.

OP, he was a whore ( as in profession) when he was "discovered" and pretty much admits to it. So, the answer is he probably had a lot. He is, however, straight.

Who is he rumoured to have bedded?

He was so beautiful. Still is pretty hot.

And he's Scottish!

He left home at a young age as I recall, so...

But he married that old lady, didn't he ?

He hasn't taken mine.

You mean when he was young? He didn't age well, so since he turned like 30, I'd say none.

Would you question his sexuality if he was fat and ugly?

Oh please, he aged fine.

How would I know darling, I never fucked him!

He was so beautiful in Grease 2 it was unholy.

He married a woman much older than him so make of that what you want to. Unusual, considering he could have had the pick of the litter.

Max in Grease 2.

Maybe they were in love...

Smokin' hot babe. Hard to believe he's 59 now.

[QUOTE]He married a woman much older than him so make of that what you want to. Unusual, considering he could have had the pick of the litter.

Why do you assume he could have his pick of the litter? Because he’s handsome? We don’t know anything about this guy personally. He might have some sexual proclivities that most women can’t handle while this old broad performs like a champ.

Why didn’t he make it to the top though? He’s had a solid career, but hardly A list.

Max and his wife, Juliet Mills. Looks more like his mother.

The Right Stuff.

I hate it when adorable (str8) guys go for old bitches.

OMFG looking at his older pics take me back to when I was a young gayling and thinking he was the most beautiful specimen I'd ever seen.

Still takes my breath away.

did you like that shit, r22?

No rumors about him and other men...why would the gay rumors persist? I love gossip on closeted celebrities like anyone else, but no smoke, no fire. The wishful thinking (he HAS to be gay BECAUSE I THINK HE IS HOT!) is getting tiresome.

None. Next.

Sure, Juliet Mills is a lot older. But don't forget that she has magical nanny powers!

And nothing’s more magical than her enchanted vajayjay!

There is a Chaturbate cammer who is the spitting image of Maxwell, the resemblance is remarkable. He’s often on as he’s one of the most popular models.

R11, the quote is, "I dunno, dahling. He nevah sucked MY cock!"

Turn in your gay card.

R28 = the Chaturbate shill and chronic masturbator who has literally gone blind.

I’d say he’s aged super fine, r10...

Who's That Guy? Has he been Prowlin'?

Just because you marry someone old enough to be your mother when you could have the pick of the litter isn’t evidence that you might be gay.

Being good looking doesn’t mean you get any woman you want. You guys are foolish. Women don’t react the way gay men do, begging to suck cock.

I notice that Maxwell collaborated with DL Fave David Pevsner. See track 5. Maybe they'll do something on video in the future - wink, wink, nudge , nudge. Say no more, say no more.

If he fucked as many as some of you wanna believe he would for sure have a much bigger career.

R34 is right. It might rather be a sign of mommy issues. Many pretty-boy Brits like Caulfield and Taylor-Johnson apparently love being ‘mommied’.

Being ambitious, they also go for not just any older person - but specifically rich, well-connected older females. Caulfield’s wife, Juliet Mills, is theatre royalty in Britain:

[quote] Mills is the daughter of actor Sir John Mills. Because of her parents' fame, Mills grew up surrounded by famous actors, including Rex Harrison, David Niven and Marlon Brando. [bold]Her godmother was actress Vivien Leigh, and her godfather was playwright Noël Coward.[/bold]

Caulfield probably hoped Mills would open doors for him. Just like the well-connected director and millionaire divorcée Sam Wood cast Aaron Taylor in her films.

[quote]Caulfield probably hoped Mills would open doors for him

Sadly, Vivien Leigh and Noel Coward were both dead years before Max's breakout role in "Grease 2."

I always thought that Grease 2 was so a campy flop that his career was done because he couldn’t shake the association. Pfeiffer would have been doomed too but she shot Scarface before Grease 2 came out and that saved her.

R40 exactly. He was never getting a career off Grease 2. It flopped.

Juliet is wearing her happy face, R19. I would too if I had that on my arm.

R28 That luscious Chaturbate cammer of which you spoke—

Max is straight. However ,early in his career He was passed around like a bag of potatoe chips by connected and powerful men. It got him as far as Grease 2 which was a huge flop. After that, Max moved to theater work .

Agree with R24

WHY WOULD HE HAVE COCK, WHEN HE HAS ME!!!!

How big is his cock??

I think it's really sad that, even though he's had success in the 'legitimate theater' (a number of successful roles on Broadway), because of his looks, and his older wife, we seem to dismiss him. As a teenager, he was an 'exotic dancer', so I have no doubt that he wrangled his share of dick. But, again, if that was his only calling card, he wouldn't have continued pursuing so much stage work, where he had been nude in several roles, and also demonstrated that he can sing. He's been married to Juliet Mills since 1980. I know this is DL, but I'm not a frau, and he has even toured with Juliet and Hayley Mills. He's an interesting person, aside from his looks and his wife. Sometimes what you see is what actually is.

Just as not every gay man is a top, and not every gay man wants a bear or a leather daddy, gorgeous straight men do not ALL want to fuck 14 year old girls. I'm not going to get all "Ms Bossy Pants Know it All" about that, because frankly, until I was 35 I too believed that all male 9+'s preferred "the younger the better" girls.

The majority do, but there is absolutely a sort of man who likes an older chick for a number of reasons. When you are the woman, it is very hard to process, and one has to be incredibly secure to step into that sort of relationship. I was not...I knew that I would eternally be imaging him with woman younger than I, so I pulled the plug after one year.

And he later married a chick exactly my age.(5 years older than he) So it really must be a legit preference.

What exactly are you R49? Are you pretending to be straight? All I know for certain is that you spout a lot of ridiculous shit and that you are one gullible idiot.

He's as straight as Richard Simmon's

R50 I am not pretending anything.

I am many things but gullible is not one of them. I am constantly told that my cynicism and my skeptical nature is quite detrimental to me.

Thank you for your helpful critique though.

Listen OP, if you're going to post a pic, can you link a pic that has been taken within this century?

That's a nice rug he's wearing, r10. Caulfield has been bald for years.

[quote] He was so beautiful in Grease 2 it was unholy.

I saw him and Juliet up close back in the 1980s and yes, he really was that beautiful, even in person.

[quote] He was passed around like a bag of potatoe chips by connected and powerful men.

I see Mr. Quayle has joined us over on this thread as well.

I saw him nude on stage twice -- once in "Salonika" at the Public Theater with Jessica Tandy, where he lay nude on his stomach a good portion of the play, finally getting up at one point, and later in "My Night With Reg" which also featured frequent nude-scene Sam Trammell in 1997. Caulfiled had a great body, quite smooth, though I don't really remember thinking his member was particularly memorable as being particularly large or anything, but he looked quite nice to the eye! Great butt and body though.

I still love him and whatever he has with the wife still works - so good for them.

[quote]I saw him nude on stage twice -- once in "Salonika" at the Public Theater with Jessica Tandy, where he lay nude on his stomach a good portion of the play, finally getting up at one point, and later in "My Night With Reg" which also featured frequent nude-scene Sam Trammell in 1997. Caulfiled had a great body, quite smooth, though I don't really remember thinking his member was particularly memorable as being particularly large or anything, but he looked quite nice to the eye! Great butt and body though.

Uncut? Big balls? Shaved? Trimmed? C'mon! More!!!

[quote]Listen OP, if you're going to post a pic, can you link a pic that has been taken within this century?

Why?

We're talking about all the dick Max took obviously back in the day.

Michelle Pfeiffer couldn't stand him. He was beyond arrogant... legendarily so.

I saw his big dik and entire body when he did a play with Jessica tandy in the 80s......so magical with his cock and tandys talent. brava!!

funny, leading men say the same thing about michelle (stick stuk up her butt ) Phfeiffer

WHORE

[quote]funny, leading men say the same thing about michelle (stick stuk up her butt ) Phfeiffer

Oh, dear, and no they don't.

He was SO gorgeous on The Colbys, but Miles was such a totally unlikable douchebag. I think one of the reasons the series was such a bust was because they focused so much on the Jeff-Fallon-Miles triangle during the first season. I imagine back then, not a single viewer wanted Fallon with Miles, so what a waste of time that story was.

R10- yes he remains one good looking man.

He's been on call as Charlie Sheen's fucktoy ever since "Boys Next Door".

Not completely bald, he has aged well.

Was naked for most of the play "Salonika." Went from DC to NYC to see it. Well worth the trip.

I'd still let him eat my mussy.

Met him about 10 years ago, and he was so genuine and really nice. I think he was probably an arrogant asshole early on, but grew out of it. All that aside, he was never a good actor.

[quote]I think he was probably an arrogant asshole early on, but grew out of it.

One of the reasons his movie career went no where, plus a lack of acting talent.

Why would he stay married to a woman for thirty years if he were gay? The English are different from you and me.

R38 exactly right and surely saved him from some casting couches

R72 That and aging out of his couch-casting value.

People want what people want. I am a bearish slightly chubby nerd. You have no idea how many hairless size 26 jeans twinks are into me.

Maybe he fucks around with guys on the side. Maybe he has mommy issues. Maybe he's just so excited to know Hayley.

They've been together now for close to 40 years. If she was his beard what would be the point by now? I highly doubt he thinks he needs to be closeted at close to 60.

[quote]He was so beautiful in Grease 2 it was unholy.

That was 1982, this is 2019 you're talking 37 years ago.

This is from his wikipedia page:

[quote] Maxwell Newby was born to Peter Newby on 23 November 1959 in Belper, Derbyshire and Oriole Rosalind (née Findlater)[2][3] — although he later claimed to be a native of Glasgow, reportedly to be "more interesting". By 1965, his parents had divorced. Although not a child actor per se, aged around 7, he played "Ted" (under the name Maxwell Findlater, using his mother's maiden name) in the 1967 film, Accident. The film's screenplay was written by Harold Pinter, and the film starred Stanley Baker, Dirk Bogarde and Michael York.

[quote] The actor's American stepfather, Peter Maclaine, a former Marine, reportedly kicked Caulfield out of the house at the age of 15. Caulfield became an exotic dancer at London's Windmill Theatre in order to obtain an Equity card enabling him to work as an actor. Later he got his green card through his stepfather.He reportedly took his stage surname, Caulfield, from the character in J.D. Salinger's novel Catcher in the Rye.

So he's not really Scottish but English.

If his stepfather really did kick him out of the house at 15, as claimed, that would explain why he hooked up with the much older Mills. His mother rejected him for another man not his father when he was just in his mid teens, so he was desperate to find a replacement. This is much like Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who had a miserable family life as a child actor and ran off with his much older director (now his wife) when he was barely out of his teens to find a stable family.

Caulfield was well known in entertainment circles in both NYC and LA before Grease 2 as an up-and-coming star because his physical beauty was so incredible. Unfortunately he believed his own hype, and that mixed with his unstable past working as a stripper meant that he believed like a total diva on the set of Grease 2 and alienated all his co-stars. Vanity Fair did a profile of him before the movie came out and made it clear how badly he was acting towards his co-stars and how unprofessional he was on the set, and how absolutely convinced he was that he was a megastar even before the film came out because he (and many others) thought it was guaranteed to be a huge hit.

As we all know, it was a major flop, and he got largely blamed for that in large part because of his hateful behavior as outlined in the Vanity Fair piece. (This was fortunate for Michelle Pfeiffer, who was much more professional and much more talented as an actor, and who largely escaped the stigma of the failure of Grease 2 because Allan Carr and Caulfield took all the blame instead.) Apparently it was a huge wake-up call for him, and he shaped up almost immediately--he did some work off-Broadway in "Entertaining Mr. Sloane" to show he was serious about acting, but largely settled into nighttime and daytime soap opera work thereafter, which is really about commensurate with his level of talent. Every interview I've seen with him since has said that the failure of Grease 2 and the horrible press he got in the wake of the Vanity Fair piece really made him grow up, and now he's supposedly a very nice and professional person.

[quote] I am a bearish slightly chubby nerd. You have no idea how many hairless size 26 jeans twinks are into me.

Mary, I bet you are just fighting them off with a STICK!

"He's as straight as Richard Simmon's " - R51

Meet R51, a dumb shit cunt who inserts apostrophes in peoples' names! You dumb fucking cunt, You should go back to third grade to learn basic punctuation. Any possible 'gossip' you type should be alerted and dumped in the "fictional prattle made up by a dumb cunt who can't even spell a fucking name without fucking it up, she is THAT stupid!"

R79, where can one find this article online?

“Off with her head!!!!!”

R79, Thanks for that.

R46 It's hard to find a flattering picture of his old wife.

Poor Juliet was a mild startled in the mid 50s and then replaced by her younger sister in the 60s. Her father may have had a fine speaking voice and appeared in some of Britain's best movie in the 40s but he wasn't very attractive either.

R78 The name of Maxwell's birthplace always raises a smile.

Belper.

What triggered r81? If it’s just bad grammar, perhaps professional help is warranted....

He really was a stripper?

Clean-up on Aisle R81. Near the adult incontinence briefs.

Well, the Windmill Theater was known, first for ladies' strip shows, then later featuring both sexes, with names of shows such as "Rip Off" in which the scenes enacted way of ripping off ALL the performers' clothes. Some of them just stood there smiling and naked. I didn't realize one could join British Equity doing those shows though.

Mummy let him out with that dirty shirt on in R19?

Juliet Mills, who gained weight with the part, is nude in Billy Wilder's under-rated comedy "Avanti" along with the also naked (you see his butt) Jack Lemmon around 1970. She was great in "Nanny and the Professor", but her career was never iconic like her sister Hayley. Hayley still looks great; saw her in the Manhattan Theater Club "Party Face" last year, always very good on stage.

Met Juliet and Maxwell and I have to say honestly off the thousand or so celebs, movie stars, etc I have met and I have met many at the height of their fame, Juliet rates in the very top. She was delightful, and hilarious. Speaking of "Avanti", I asked what the best part of working with Jack Lemmon and Billy Wilder and she said "They paid me to get fat in Italy...ITALY!" I fell in love with her.

Thanks, r93.

He could star in a film bio or documentary of Peter Lawford or RFK, Jr.—quite the resemblance to either of them.

R88, His Wikipedia entry says he was an 'exotic dancer'. Most celebrities have publicists who keep an eye on things like IMDB and Wikipedia, so I don't see any reason to believe otherwise. He didn't really have auspicious beginnings, but he made the best of his opportunities. As I mentioned upthread, for a performer best known for his work on not-so-impressive TV series and TV movies, he actually has a surprising number of stage credits. Many film stars are very reluctant to work in live theater, so that has really impressed me. Elizabeth Taylor considered it one of the greatest challenges of her career, and Joan Crawford was invited to audition for a part on Broadway, and I read she nailed her audition (as I would expect) but didn't follow through, since she just wanted to prove that she would have been accepted on Broadway, if she chose to pursue that.

Couldn't stand Juliet

They've recently been touring with Maxwell in the infamous Mary Martin-Carol Channing play "Legends", so if they are doing it willingly, they probably get along.

R57 The production of "Salonika" I saw had Simon Burke nude but he didn't do a Maxwell and stand up. He just shuffled around into a different position while keeping his posing pouch hidden.

Friend of mine worked with him recently and had nothing but great things to say. Believe me if he was a dick she would have been very vocal about it.

Talk about winning the gene pool. Scroll down for a "Salonika. " shot.

R101, My God! What otherworldly beauty. He's like a modern-day Antinous!

Did he fuck Olivia Newton-John or Michelle Pffieffer.

At "Salonika" I was sitting front row just near his feet, staring at the gorgeous ass - Jessica who?

I remember that picture of Maxwell lying face down, nude, in People magazine. Yes, People! It accompanied an article on the play, where Jessica Tandy talked about what a great ass it was, comparing it to a baby's bottom. (Smooth, I guess?) My grandmother used to buy People and we would get them 2nd hand, and I held on to that issue for years.

Max was still in it when I saw it, but Elizabeth Wilson had taken over from Jessica Tandy.

It was both Elizabeth Wilson and Jessica Tandy in the cast when I saw it.

I know Maxwell and Juliet. They are both extremely nice, and devoted to each other. They met doing a tour of THE ELEPHANT MAN. She taught him how to behave, and gave him some class. He was just a London street kid. Dont think hes gay from what I know ( could be wrong)

There's only an 18 year age difference. That's nothing!

That was to replace Margaret Sullavan in Voice of the Turtle, r96.

And actually, r96, I think she said she'd get bored in a run. Safe to assume though, it was stage fright.

That is one lucky granny pussy.

I think someone else linked this here awhile back but this Grease 2 reunion panel is a great watch. I had no idea that the big-nosed Pink Lady was the director’s daughter. Keep an eye on Leif Green who played the pocket-sized T-Bird. His facial expressions whenever Maxwell Caulfield is talking speak volumes. He seems to be openly gay - anyone know him?

Sorry forgot the link

"The Voice of the Turtle" is how I got my big break!

I wonder if Juliet felt threatened by Jessica Tandy and Elizabeth Wilson. I mean, the boy had a type...

[quote]r6 But he married that old lady, didn't he ?

[italic]LAY OFF NANNY!

R101, thank you for sharing that link with all the photos. I had never seen Max with a moustache before. He really pulled it off well. He was so damn sexy with the stache.

I loved looking at all those pictures of him @R101. It showed that when they first got together Juliet was not matronly looking at all. She wasn't "hot," but she wasn't the least bit dowdy either.

I’ve always said that Englishmen have strange tastes....

The Mills Sisters today.

Hayley is frankly not aging any better than Juliet is.

The Mills Sisters back in the day

[quote]He is, however, straight.

Unless he had a number of male clients <-- he's a bisexual who is obsessed with the idea of having "children" and a "family"

r1 That picture is divine!

[quote] My God! What otherworldly beauty. He's like a modern-day Antinous!

[bold] // A R Y !!![/bold]

OMG time is so cruel!!!!

Maxwell looks older than 59.

[quote]Hayley is frankly not aging any better than Juliet is.

So they should cut their faces up and look like aliens? Honey, that's what your 70's look like.

Dunno R127, he looks like a man in his late 50's that doesn't live in LA with their plastic surgeon on speed dial that doesn't leave the house without 'I'm in-between shoots' makeup on to me...

I love that the Mills girls are aging gracefully and not getting lots of plastic surgery.

Thank you R101 - here's a treat from that bountiful link:

Max is a great guy. Knew him since my TAXI days. We was both young and hot in the business, every dick and donna begged us for it. Still got a picture of my pal here:

[qoute]r126 OMG time is so cruel!!!!

Time is not cute.

Fucker.

^^ I hereby issue an apology.

In addition to f-ing up the formatting, I see I misread "cruel" as "cute".

(Story of my life, perhaps.)

Agreed r129 He looks pretty decent in my opinion.

YES michelle pfeiffer WHORE. don simpson discovered her at a safeway supermarket and she was passed around hollywood until someone semi sober make her into a legit actress

The old lady likes his short shorts.

R137 She's totally checking out his meat.

I will cut the bitch.

R140 That's his "getting sucked off during the interview" face.

R121, makes me want to cry, then puke, then croak.

Aw, they look great! They just need a skin-stretching session like I get.

Any pics of the young MC naked?

Discrimination!

Maxwell never had any children. How unfortunate that he didn't keep that beautiful gene pool going...…..

R146 Maxwell didn't have any legitimate children but he produced one love child who made the most of his assets (his beautiful hair)

When he was ass up on the stage could you sniff any assholes odors? We saw naked boys singing in CHI, and while it was fun, I noticed a district odor of shit. I'm pretty sure it came from the tall guy as it was a small theatre and we sat near the front. Dont performers douche or wipe?

Did you forget to burp your colostomy bag before going out again, R148? I'm sure verybody else in the audience smelled it, too.