Melania Went Blonde

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Looks godawful.

I always thought blonde hair on older white women was flattering but I guess not

It's so brassy. It looks like someone used a home lightening kit, which is why it looks so terrible.

HORRIBLE.

The makeup makes it worse. Not sure that she's combed it for a few days, either.

It is awful. I loved her other hair color, the only thing I liked about her. Well, she also has great legs. This new hair color is a travesty.

Her facial features are too hard for blond hair...

Dumb whore.

Not a good look for her at all. She looks super harsh there, The Donald seems to prefer blondes, though.

Who taught her the word "opportunists"? That seems overly sophisticated for Ms. Be-Best.

Cringing.

Atrocious hair color and way too much Botox in her face. Melania looks horrible and sounds like an idiot in the Sean Hannity propaganda piece.

Love the look and the hair! Still hate her!

Nasty looking wig. She’ll change it out tomorrow.

Her cheeks are plumped up and her one nostril is mucked up. Did she have another "kidney" operation?

Bitch is aging RAPIDLY.

She's looking more and more like Stormy Daniels these days.

The highlights she was doing looked nice, but full blond just does not work for her coloring. Also, she needs to tone down the eye makeup if she's going blond.

She should do the brunette to blonde ombré. And have Donald buy her better fillers.

Is she angling for DL fave Goldie Hawn to play her in the biopic?

She is morphing into a female version of Donald.

Cheap floozy.

SHE’S SO CLASSY AND ELEGANT! A TRUE AMERICAN FIRST LADY!

Harsh old hooker. Menopause must be a member of the Resistance because it’s beating her ass.

Miss Clairol shade called Deplorable Blonde. Dang it's hot!

"it takes a lot of money to look this cheap!"

LOVE the pissed off queen that talked her into that travesty.

I think she looks like Roseanne after her 15th facelift.

She's turning into first wife Ivana; too blond, too much make up, too many fillers, Eastern Bloc hard looking.

The brunette color she always had was always her best feature. Looked great on her, and it was an absolutely beautiful glowy color. This was a bad idea.

Issa wig.

I've seen asians and blacks who look better as blondes than this hair hat wearing beaver flasher.

Christ, she's hit a wall...

It must be KILLING Trump that his fat, bloated, orange, wig wearing ass is stuck with this way past her prime Chinese lady.

She's looking disturbingly like Trump in OP's pic.

Melania, with her colouring, should look to Nancy Pelosi and not Stormy Daniels for hair and makeup inspiration.

All-over blonde really only works if you are a natural blonde or were one as a kid - ie. Hillary Clinton.

She looks hard and cheap. Trailer trash blonde.

She looks like a bitter madam in a postwar brothel. I wish that I had some chocolates and nylons to give her.

I wonder if she's drinking heavily, looks like booze bloat.

Not flattering. The color ages her.

She's competing with Ivanka. Hasn't yet figured out that she's always doomed to lose.

Ivanka is getting up there, too. Daddy's attention will soon be straying to a favored granddaughter perhaps.

The last time I saw Melanoma she had blonde on top of her head and dark hair on the bottom. Well, it's a terrible color for her but at least it's ONE color.

Cocker spaniel hair

Look at that crunchy mess

The more she opens her mouth, the more she sounds like her husband.

I'm thinking Donnie used his crap and dyed it for her.

[quote]Melania, with her colouring, should look to Nancy Pelosi and not Stormy Daniels for hair and makeup inspiration.

R37’s comment makes me think that it must be time for Cheetolini’s annual coitus session with The Whore and the only way he’ll come is if he thinks he’s fucking Stormy.

Who remembers the way they were.

Her hair looks like a bathmat. The thing that jumps out of that photo is the bloated cheekbones and squinty eyes. What look is she going for besides Eurotrash whore? First Lady chic? Beverly Hills Second Wife Fresh From Divorce #2? Chipmunk?

She looks to the Real Housewives as her fashion inspiration, I swear to Jesus. Either that or all of Dallas, Texas.

R50 There must be a gallon in each of those jugs.

Slavtrash. How about "down there", too?

WTF happened to her?! I can't stand her but I can admit she was a beauty when she was younger. She could have aged naturally (with perhaps light fillers and botox).

Who sells wigs that ugly? She looks like she's in one of those half-destroyed wigs they use to comedic effect on Moira in "Schitt's Creek."

Her lips look like crap.

In the OP she sorta calls to mind that scene in the Atkins trailer in [italic]Drop Dead Gorgeous[/italic] where Annette counsels Amber to get the money before she takes her top off.

I wish someone would ask Ivana for her opinion. She really throws the best shade at M.

Hilarious r39.

Looks tired.

Does she really r58? Do they not get along?

"How about "down there", too?"

Inquiring minds need to know: does the carpet match the drapes?

it's a wig! she has been wearing wigs for years now.

And so she continues to morph into the hardened hoor she really is. Outside, inside.

It looks so bad. Im shocked really

If it's a wig, that's one of the ugliest and she should ask for her money back.

I really hope this is something she did herself and not something she paid money for

It's from the Skank-ho Hilton collection, R66. Piss yellow.

I wonder when Trump will trade her out for a younger version.

It is time for dotard to do a trade in.

She was never a "beauty". In her natural state she was just another non-descript moon-faced Slavic girl, who worked her way to "sexbot" status with a lot of surgery, faked-up photography, and expensive styling.

I believe that there is a perfect shade of blonde for everyone, no matter what the eye color/complexion. People just have to accept that platinum isn’t always that perfect shade.

Mika Brzezinski can pull off the icy white blonde. I thought Kim Kardashian pulled off the warm honey blonde. Etc.

This is not a good shade for Melania. She needs something less drastic.

Brunette was much more youthful on her - almost a power move, since most white women benefit from going blonder as they get older.

Melania, obviously, doesn't.

it's crazy that with all the money and access she's got she ended up looking like she had her hair done at some New Jersey's Supercutz

Yeah, make that thin hair thinner you filthy whore.

Her new hair color triggers me.

Is she desperate to look more like Ivanka?

I would imagine the past couple of years has made the gray hair come in at an alarming rate.

I know mine has.

Be best blonde!

r74 At least it's not some cheap "Dorothy Hamill" cut from some godforsaken salon (huh!) in the South or Midwest.

Cuz I’m a blond, B-L-A-N-D. Don’t you wish you were me!

She must be going grey

Oddly, the First Hooker & the Donald are starting to resemble each other, same plastic surgeon & colorist?

That has to be her real hair, no wig is that shitty.

It's so a wig.

She looks like a Slovenian Raquel Welch impersonator. This is definitely a very cheap wig, her hairline is always way off.

Dahlink! My vigs are not cheap!

Her mouth is looking old.

Dahlink! My vigs are not cheap!

[quote]Christ, she's hit a wall...

She hit that wall a lonnnnnnnng time ago.

[quote]She was never a "beauty". In her natural state she was just another non-descript moon-faced Slavic girl, who worked her way to "sexbot" status with a lot of surgery, faked-up photography, and expensive styling. —Susie Parker House-Rolls

This, this, a-thousand times, this! She was always smoke and mirrors, and the mirror cracked.

this is not a real hair, this is a wig.

again...wig in 2013. this is not natural hair. billions of dollars and she cannot get herself a good wig.

Is she on prednisone or something? Why does her face look like it’s filled with jello?

Blonde bombshell! The bombshell being that she put sentences together.

for some reason her hair has really gotten under my skin, this is a rare photo of it natural. wonder why she chooses the wigs.

This is what naturally dark hair looks like when you bleach the crap out of it.....the color will "lift" to an orangey/brassy color and then you need to TONE it with a purple toner to neutralize the orange/gold. In this case, it still would not look right on her. She needs some depth in her color. Highlights are ok. This just makes her look washed out.

She's probably losing her hair.

she's been losing her hair for 10+ years then because that is how far the wigs go back. i wonder if its a health condition related to her "minor kidney issue" hospitalization earlier this year.

Lord have mercy, she’s a Yellow Lab.

I simply cannot look at this woman without the word "SKANK" entering my head.

I love that she's gradually morphing into a Jennifer Coolidge character.

Her hairline was way far back in that photo from a decade ago, so it's probably even worse now.

Doesn't have to be a major health problem to cause that, just genetics, over processing, or a light hormonal imbalance.

She has a 5 head. Cheap extensions and streaks of blond highlights are so 1995.

I think it was the way she parted her hair, it looks like today she parted it in the middle and it looks better?

If you're talking about the photos at the children's hospital, it looks like it's just a completely different wig.

"billions of dollars and she cannot get herself a good wig."

Sure, Jan. That's just what these low life grifters want you to think. When Mueller finally reveals his hand, we'll find out Donny & Company don't have a fraction of the money they like people to think they have. Never did and never will. And when Mueller and all the other investigations are done, Trump et al won't have a god damned pot to piss in.

Agree with R106

The Trump "wealth" is all about being leveraged and moving stuff around like 3 card monte. He doesn't own his properties or homes(golf clubs) outright and I would bet there are little solid investments.

Melania has been trotted out lately to defend their "name". That bitch knows her buttered toast is threatened. She doesn't have much of a prenup and has to hang in there to keep the money coming for her family. She has no choice, but she is a birther and a cold bitch anyway.

When the dust clears in a few years, the only one who may have anything is Ivanka. If she and Jared escape legal penalty. She will find a way to make money abroad and he will still have his own family's grifts going.

I think her hair looks like shit, no matter the color.

R95 looks like it's pre-nose job too.

Miss Theeng needs a quality lacefront

Her eyes are going to be at the back of her head soon.

She is beautiful, kind of like an ice sculpture and I had a little sympathy for her at one point. Given her early law suit against the Sun or Guardian (?) over their interference with her ability to capitalize on her First Lady status and her non happening initiatives and now plays for victimhood and exploitation- well: Is there a better example of a woman exploiting her husband and her position than she? But then she always has. She was not really a "model", she was an escort. An escort is a high end hooker or low end courtesan- take your pick. It would seem her entire adult life has been a transaction. Nothing to admire here- just be aghast along with the rest of the low life's and incompetents Drump has brought into the highest levels of American gov't.

She does look like Jennifer Coolidge in that picture.

[quote]just be aghast

“Be Aghast” would be a more appropriate initiative for her to work on.

Agree r71, she’s like Prayingmantisvanka. Ugly ugly ugly woman who carved herself up to reach an acceptable appearance. R95’s photo proves she was no looker.

It would explain why Dump is so appearance obsessed. His whole family looks like mutants before all the surgery. Sometimes not even surgery can overcome that chemical waste dump that is Drumpf DNA. Looking at you Tiffany.

#betrash

She looks terrible blonde. I could barely look at her before but now it's hurting my eyes.

My highest level of sympathy for her was when they first met the Obamas at the WH and the Turd basically left her behind carrying that recycled Tiffany gift.

Ze Donalt wantz me to look like ze dautar vit ze blond hair ent ze beeg boobs.

Ju know, ze dautar he wud like to date eef she were not hees dautar.

Ju know, zat'z alzo ze dauter whose pussee he likez to grab.

R110 what’s the name of that shop, link please?

If she really wants to stick to blonde hair, she needs a softer tone. It still might not turn out to be best (hehehehe), but ANYTHING is better than the mess she's got on her head these days.

She does not look good blond but don't tell her.

Here you go R121

You want blond...

Used car salesman style

I'll give you blonde...

Clairol's latest shade: Complicit Blonde

Her husband humiliates her by cheating with a porn star and a Playboy bimbette and she's angry at the press? Bitch, please.

Now she's blonde trash.

Today I put blonde wig on head.

Is her merkin blonde too?

[quote]She is beautiful, kind of like an ice sculpture

No. Just, no.

[quote]Now she's blonde trash. —With fake tits.

As opposed to: Trash, period. With fake everything (including: values, morals, and integrity).

I don't think Trump will get a new whore after this one leaves. He'll retire to Mar A Lago and hold court there and golf his last days away-- if he's not thrown in prison or forced into exile overseas.

So off topic but I don’t understand this. Melania is a legit model but somehow has failed to be good business for designers. Michelle Obama, who I love, but isn’t built like the classic model, made that industry more money than arguably anyone in history. Her fashion choices always caused a big splash and she moved racks upon racks of dresses 👗. Can someone explain?

I think she has to wear wigs to lower her hair lone which has been raised too high from numerous face/brow lifts . I have a female friend who had a brow lift . Her whole head is like a 6 head now . Still pretty but it’s only going to get worse as she ages .

R135. She's a Trump. Everyone hates Trump. Especially designers where their name would be forever associated with Melania Trump. That ain't happening.

Melania's hair is back to its regular color again. At least when she was at the children's hospital.

Sometimes hair coloring has steps to it. So maybe what we saw wasn't the finish product yet. Because she's back to her normal brown hair color. So maybe she was in the middle of the coloring process and just decided to sit for that hannity interview and cause a stir with that brassy blonde hair color.

But ill say, brown hair looks much better on her than that blonde from the other day.

Agree with r134

R135, I do t think she was ever a legit model. Maybe in the very early days. But, by the time the late 20s rolled in she was a high priced escort

R137. Dolce and Gabbana are defiantly supportive.

R137 Plus no major editorial magazines want her either. The right-wing media complained about that in the past since she became first lady.

Whereas, Michelle Obama was the darling of major magazines and constantly on the cover of them. And as a former first lady still constantly on the cover of major editorial magazines.

No one wants to be associated with the Trumps and for good reason.

Michelle Obama is the Oprah and Beyonce of first ladies.

That's why people freak out when they see her. She's not the regular first lady by a long shot. Mrs Obama is an international supper star.

The Obamas in general are international supper stars. I've never seen the type of reaction to former presidents and first ladies that the Obamas get. That's gotta count for something.

^The always tasty Obamas.

She’s going to continue to facially deteriorate. She does not have classic beauty. A classic beauty looks good in old age. Not sexy anymore, but still good looking. Melania will look like a wax figure with ridiculously slanted eyes

She looks like a whore

R142 But what about breakfast and lunch? Are they stars during those meals, too?

Will she write a memoir in 2021?

Kitty Dukakis

Who the fuck wants to read about melanias, life?

But than again?

Where were her tits in r95? Did she send them in for resurfacing?

How can broke drag queens get their hands on better wigs than the vairst lady?

Fuck melania, she's a birther along with her hopefully soon to be jail bird husband.

I enjoy ridiculing Melanie

She should try aerobics. It's what I do.

I'm of the school Mrs Turd doesn't wear a wig. Not much search results besides her walking off the plane.

She’s a whore