Can someone please define all the gay slang terms for me?

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Mary! = you

What is barebacking?

What is a top?

Google that shit you lazy thang.

Barebacking is when you rub massage oil on a guy's back then massage him with your bare butt hole and weight pressing down. It sounds gross but it feels great. If you do it to a bear, its bearbarebacking

Tops are people who graduated from Ivy League schools and get great first jobs. They stay at the top all through life and they are highly sought after partners, and very rare, especially in some cities.

How you say, “drag queen?”

Shopbottom are gays who are lazy and fat. They shop only from the waist height shelves or lower in supermarkets. In fact, most of the shopping is done in convenience stores, because they don't have high shelves at all.

A blow job is when a guy you like takes his pee pee out and you blow on it really hard. Blow as hard as you can and don’t worry if you shoot spit out because guys really love “wet” blow jobs.

BDSM stands for Best Dressed, Style, and Makeup: these are gay fashion shows where we wear our fanciest outfits, douse ourselves in cologne and perfume, and strut around in seedy bars, begging for attention. Don’t be bothered by the hostile crowds in leather and denim, they’re just jealous!

[quote]Please I’m so in the dark.

Wasn't aware that was gay slang OP, but I believe it means you're dumb.

PNP = prim and proper. - very square gays - no fun at all.

I’m a frau I just want to know. Why do you guys need to be so difficult.

Because you don’t belong here, Frau. This isn’t a fucking day at the zoo and we are not animals in cages who exist to entertain you. Fuck off and go bake a bundt cake.

OP,

You need to go to your local redneck bar and a pad and pen.

Walk in, announce yourself as a flaming ho-mo, and announce your mission to gather all the gay slang terms out there.

You won't be disappointed with the results.

^^^ with a pad and pen.

Time to show your ages, people. How about some Polari for the zookeeping frau?

So surly

I never said zoo I really wanted to know I’ll just google it.

OP: I have a feeling your husband will know.

google what? try this one. But only if you're really steely and ready for the grit.

"when the man go up into the man"

did you know that guys can now also do "barefronting"

DICTIONARY Search for a word bare·back·ing /ˈberbakiNG/Submit nounVULGAR SLANG anal intercourse without a condom

Fisting is penalty for lazy people who don't do any investigation on their own, relying on others to "fill them in."

Don't listen to R25, OP. Fisting is the practice of bumping fists with a platonic friend to celebrate a positive milestone. You've gone to Pilates 3 times this week? You deserve a fisting! You bought a new mug to cradle? Let me be the first to fist you! Jaydyn got into a competitive pre-K? Hope you're ready for a firm fisting, girl!

A lemon party is when you get your friends together to make fancy lemonade. Google "lemon party" for some unique lemonade recipes.

R6 Filthy cumstreudel! Leading our innocent youth astray like this. Never HAVE I EVER! Everyone knows barebacking is when two men snuggle on the sofa *with no shirts on*, (that’s the bare backs) usually watching Anderson Cooper or Rachel Maddow.

A "scat queen" is, of course, Ella or one of her many imitators.

"Rimming" is putting salt on the rim of someone's margarita glass. It's a nice gesture for a friend you really like, to make their cocktail especially delicious. People will be really impressed, for example, if you tell them you rimmed your best friend and her husband at a party over the weekend.

Rimming involves dipping one’s fingers in water to get them moist, then sweetly running the finger around the lip of a wine glass. It practically ... oh, fuck you r30!

If someone invites you to dinner, politeness dictates you offer to toss the salad.

A "tea room" is a fancy English-style establishment in the West Village that sells tea and charges $3 for a tomato slice. Riz Ahmed may be found often in tearooms, according to some posters.

She wants to learn the Queen’s English

Spit roasting is the practice of quickly "spitting" out funny criticisms of someone prominent. It's typically an affectionate tribute of sorts -- think those old Dean Martin celebrity roasts. If you want to really impress your boss and clients, tell them you were spit roasted for hours last night.

"Breeding the Wrigleyville Cumdump" refers to a gentrification project in the Chicago area. It's about bringing good breeding to traditionally dumpy areas around Wrigley Field, and it's a great collaborative effort between Blacks and whites that puts Blacks on top and in charge.

PReP stands for Physical Restraint of Perpetrators. It's a simple, safe self-defense system that stops any kind of physical assault by rendering the assailant immobile. You get "on PReP" by practicing the system at least 3 times a week. Most people find that once they know this defense technique, they can dispense with guns, pepper spray, etc. Help promote this humane system by announcing loudly to everyone you know, "I DON'T USE PROTECTION -- I'M ON PrEP!"

What the hell is a stank sleeve?

A stank sleeve is a sort of arm gaiter that slips over that appendage to protect it while you're doing sweaty work in a confined space. All kinds of stank and gunk tend to collect under it, so it's important to peel back the stank sleeve and wash thoroughly before you start eating.

“Fuck off and bake a bundt cake!” Hahahahahaha

OP, the "hanky code" refers to which color of handkerchief you should sport to go with your chosen outfit of the day. They've made a remarkable comeback among hipsters thanks to their popularity among the urban set (as "do-rags") and among Coachella attendees as kerchiefs worn around the neck to absorb sweat.

Really, though, the hottest trend in NYC right now is to sport them in one of the back pockets of your jeans! Personally, I'd recommend either red, dark red, navy, or yellow - they go with pretty much everything. Oh, and make sure to wear them in your *right* rear pocket. Trust me on this one!

Boypussy is an especially playful male cat. They're so silly they will stick their butts in your face just for fun.

"Tina" is gay icon Tina Turner. If you tell someone you're down to party with Tina, they'll know you believe in female empowerment and have discerning tastes. Sometimes someone will offer to take you somewhere to party with Tina. That means you're driving to a pleasant karaoke bar where you can cut loose with your version of "We Don't Need Another Hero"!

If you hear the term Dom/Sub bandied about, don't be concerned. It merely means that your muscular, leather-clad new acquaintance was hoping to toast your burgeoning platonic friendship with a magnum of DOM Perignon, but found that, alas, there was none left in the cellar, so he will have to SUBstitute Moët & Chandon. You can still look forward to a very civilized, genteel clinking of crystal flutes!

"Watersports" appeal to fun, outdoorsy gays. Whitewater rafting, sailing, surfing -- wholesome sports for fresh-faced, all-American boys. If you're ever asked whether you'd like to partake, say yes without hesitation!

If you hear someone mention "edging," you know you're in the presence of someone who takes their dinner parties seriously! Edging refers to the patterns and gilding around the circumference of china like this lovely vintage Royal Doulton pattern. "Edge play" happens when an eldergay couple scores a great haul of vintage Wedgwood at an estate sale and keep starting, then stopping, then restarting running their fingers up and down the smooth ridges around the outside of the beautiful pieces.

OP, "poppers" are simply bubbles, like the soap ones you blew as a kid! They're *totally* harmless! The Gays love them because they smell so ... special, which you don't discover until adulthood.

Also, "slings" have a double meaning: it's like a swing that "slings" you around, but also a Shakespearean reference. You know, "Hamlet" and "slings & arrows of outrageous fortune" and all that. The "outrageous fortune" in this instance, of course, refers to times when you're lucky enough to be offered poppers *and* slings together! What a delightful combination they are, riding a sling while inhaling ethereal poppers! You should definitely take ANYONE up on such a wonderful, benevolent offer.

But wait, it gets better! Sometimes an offer to "ride a train" is included, too! Never mind the specifics of it: just let whoever's offering you the slings and poppers guide you gently down the stream...

DP is an acronym for Dinner Please! It's a cute way of telling someone you like their cooking so much you want them to make you a meal. The nicest thing you can say to a gay couple is that you'd loved to be DPed.

Felching is when suck melted ice cream out of the bottom tip of an ice cream cone and then kiss your boyfriend and spit the ice cream into his mouth.

Gay people are naturally upbeat and cheerful. Why, the very word "Gay" itself means happy! So when you hear that someone is "Poz," you know they're a positive, look-on-the-bright-side kinda guy!

Dance for me, faggots! Dance!

Okay I can’t take it!

"MARY!!" is a term many gay men use when excited or shocked. It is a form of very quick Rosary. As you no doubt know, most gay men are very religious and follow religious law to the letter, so when something surprises them, they are likely to perform a quick devotional to MARY!!, the holy Virgin Mother.

God, that every Datalounge frau should mutate into a hot FTM BDSM daddy. Life choices, girls.

"Golden showers" refers to acid rain, or hydrogen sulfide precipitation. It can really burn if it gets into a cut or into your eyes, so use eye protection and an umbrella!

"Puppy play" is what happens when a gay man adopts a young dog. There's nothing more cuddly and innocent than a sweet, fuzzy pet to frisk around with! Puppies are usually given a collar to identify their owner and are kept leashed to help keep them under control, especially during discipline training. Puppies and their owners love nothing more than playing with balls! Though some say it's unhealthy, a favorite dish of pups is noodles and beef. If your gay friend tells you he's into puppy play, be sure to go over to his house to meet all the adorable pets and get a little play in yourself!

^ Tedious and long-winded.

BDSM is the Shopping Holy Grail. We don’t even say it out loud. Bloomingdales, then Dillards, followed by Saks then Macys. When someone says he’s into BDSM - you know he’s a major shopper and if you ask him politely if he’s into getting racked, you know Saks is his favorite.

Having a 'facial' is just a nice night in, cleansing and moisturising, so as to present one's best possible face to the world.

Hot Daddy is this older guy like a teacher or your friend's dad or your mom's new husband and it means he's handsome and sexy and you want to suck his dick, sniff his musky taint, and offer your greased asshole for a hard pounding and his load of sperm in your gut.

'Snowballing' is exactly what it says: gay men (with a hint of nostalgia and irony) celebrating the pleasure of fresh snowfall by playfully throwing snowballs at one another.

A “pearl necklace” is a high-strung eldergay who constantly bemoans millennials’ obsession with their iPhones and need for instant gratification. He thinks that their horrible writing skills and lack of financial prowess will be the downfall of society. And don’t get him started on modern pop music! Also refers to “clutching one’s pearls” in concern.

When told here on DL to 'Die in a grease fire', it's an expression of the best good luck and good will, a gay version of 'Break a leg!'

The friendly term indeed emerges from an enduring fondness for the musical 'Grease', and its iconic stars.

The phrase conveys the strongest hope for complete pleasure and satisfaction.

Manvox = Datalounge's better, more exclusive sister site. It's invitation only. Here's how to get an invite: create a minimum of 20 threads on DL, at least one of which must be a 'Presenting Hole' thread (this weeds out the fraus). Then, email Muriel and explain in 250-500 words what you'd bring to the Manvox party.

[quote]Time to show your ages, people. How about some Polari for the zookeeping frau?

As an omi, he’s naff. But in drag, she’s fantabulosa! She titivates with fortuni slap, zhooshes up a switch, and is one hell of a hoofer!

When man say he 'like blue' OP, the man tell you he like blue.

I like blue.

Fanks

Yor frend

Joey Luft

Oh look! I used Google and typed in "gay slang" and look what I found. Now wasn't it that easier?

Cock Ring: A circular hex symbol bearing the image of a magic rooster, typically painted on the side of barns by closeted gay Amish farmers to protect their corn from wilting. Also refers to the round, fluted cake pans decorated with roosters that DL Frauen should stick in their ovens.

A twink is that person who is just a 'twinkle' short of a glitter. A person who likes fancy clothing, nice shoes, etc. Very fashionable.

"Breed me" is a coy invitation to exchange genealogical data, such as the names of family members who arrived on the Mayflower.

'Bitch, please' is the accepted curt form for gay men's habitual (perhaps stereotypical) requests when at the dog rescue center.

felch - Boston-Providence-Cape Cod gay slang - when fey gays at the beach belched - in the 70s - people would sing out "FELCH"

but the term generalized and now means any burp or fart in public, considered a mix of cute and distasteful

What's "gay"? Is that slang for something? Just means happy, right?

Fuck and chuck

On a slightly serious note, in the 70s/80s, there was a book titled "The Queen's English." Its subject matter was explaining, often in some detail, the meaning and origin of gay lingo.

Did we cover rosebuds and coinslots?