Tom Holland - The Amazing SpiderTwunk Part 2

He ugly

He look like your mom, R1.

R2 so witty and sophisticated frau.

Do we really need another thread? Over the last year he's become really private, and isn't seen or posts for weeks at a time. Plus worst of all he's hetero.

Oh I thought the whole Tom x Harrison thing was still a thing. Is it not?

I really dont get the interest. His face looks like a potato. And I say this as a firm connoisseur of a nice twunk body, but he is unbelievably 'meh' in all regards. How on earth he has so many threads, or fangirls, I do not know.

What does Jake G have to do with this?

He's in the new Spider-Man movie, r7, and has just been promoting it with Tom (and Jacob) in Brazil, I think.

He is? I didn't know. I couldn't make it through the last one. Holland is adorable tho.

I didn't know it either, until I saw him pop up in Tom's IG story a few days ago.

Tom has booked another role. He's doing a Pixar film with Chris Pratt called Onward, a suburban fantasy world story about two teenage elf brothers who embark on an extraordinary quest to discover if there is still a little magic left out there. The film will hit theaters on March 6th, 2020.

I'm a bit concerned for his future as an actor if at probably the height of his fame Besides being Spider-Man, and the already filmed Chaos Walking. All his announced roles over the last few years are as a VA in frankly terrible sounding animated movies. And I'm not sure if he didn't get two of those from RDJ, Chris Pratt connections.

He's better than that, and it's not like Hollywood's against hiring twinks at the moment.

Enh...R12. If he's smart, he'll keep doing this Spiderman shit until he wears it into the ground. If nothing else works out, at least he'll have conventions.

If I was a young performer nowadays, I would stick my hand into every pot available with a focus on behind the scenes stuff just in case acting or singing doesn't work out. I mean...Fred Savage is still a working actor BUT his behind the camera work is way more prolific.

He has a cute butt. Even if he leans toward straightness I hope he allows himself to get fucked occasionally. Otherwise, what a waste.

R12 His IMDb looks fine to me, no need for concern trolling.

Now back to gossip about his sexuality please

That's not quite right, r12 - he's also in an adaptation of a book by Donald Ray Pollock.

Correct [R16], It's an adaptation of book called The Devil All the Time. The role was announced back in September. And Tom's a hot property right now and has good agent. He was offered roles Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Bad Times at El Royale, and recently Sam Mendes World War l film 1917, but passed them on due his demanding schedule. His career is fine.

[quote] Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Bad Times at El Royale, and recently Sam Mendes World War l film 1917

You mean he passed on one of the highest grossing movies of the year, and a prestige role so he could do Spies in Disguise and the Voyages of Dr Dolittle? I'd fire whoever gives him advise honestly. r16 That one sounds alright though.

Tom fucks hard

R19 thank you for the insight, Haz.

r15 You're like a year late for sexuality discussion.

Maybe Harrison was going out with Harry Holland instead.

[R22] how did you know?

Tom got his wisdom teeth out today

Re: the last photo, is this an unofficial confirmation of Harrison's new girlfriend? Tbh I find it kind of odd that the new girl and his ex seem to be on friendly terms (they follow each other on Instagram) after presumably meeting through Harrison.

Potential girlfriend aside, Haz looks damn good in that red suit though.

Is she not an actress in the movie he did for that Kane guy? If they are dating well done to him. Because looks wise she's a bit out of his league tbh.

What gives you the impressiOn that they’re dating?

This thread is filled with fantards, Tom is boring, straight and fug. Y'all can fuck off back to tumblr thanks.

Tom is very cute. He also has charm and personality.

Recent Blind Item About Tom

Him and Zendaya could have broke up to be fair. Still being private over a relationship that would be going on 3 years old is just weird. Especially when the lie would stop them being able to see each other for months.

Everyone in LA already knows this story time and time again

So Tom isn’t gay?

His experimented but hasn't gone all the way

I don’t think there’s been a lot of focus on Tom being gay, since the Zendaya stuff really got amped up. There’s technically still hope for Harrison, but he still likes half naked women on IG, so it’s unlikely. Same for the brothers. What a bunch of disappointments.

Harrison and Harry both follow gay twink actor Nicholas Hamilton

r35 I think Harrisons probably just gay for pay. His campness tends to go through the roof when he's near Podwall or those D2 twins.

Merry Christmas from the Holland Brothers

Sam definitely lucked out in the looks dept compared to Harry.

Really? I'd probably say Harry looks better. At least when his hairs less like Ratatouille. Sam looks like he got the dads looks.

Harry is definitely better looking than Sam.

There's like 4 of them. One of them has to be gay

R31 "Him and ..." ??? Good God....

Tom is better looking than all the brothers

Tom's Hollywood career is going to be determined by his looks and his voice. He's not going to grow much taller. His voice is not likely to deepen. He can't play teenagers forever.

Let's see what he can do. Not much to go on now.

Looks like Haz spent Christmas with Tom and his family on vacation in France

[quote]I really dont get the interest. His face looks like a potato. And I say this as a firm connoisseur of a nice twunk body, but he is unbelievably 'meh' in all regards.

Taste is taste, but....you make yourself look like an idiot for being so insistent about this. Obviously, many people feel his face is very cute/handsome and his body is beautiful. I don't believe you are the "firm connoisseur of a nice twunk body" that you think you are.

reply 38 Why do they all look like gnomes, fairies and woodland elves? Lmao.

Yeah, R48, that's not now you reference previous replies. It's not like there aren't any examples of how to do it properly.

r46 That was earlier in the year. TB = throw back.

What a cute twink.

Tom has had his dicked sucked by a dude on multiple occasions. His not gay but when his drunk he let one of his co-stars finally get some action. A lot of straight men use sexual favours as power And to feel wanted by someone.

Tom at the Sony Open at Waialae Country Club yesterday and today in Honolulu, Hawaii!

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He looks very skinny in those photos, should we move him back from twunk to twink?

His tight little body looks so fucking good in that clingy athletic fabric.

This one shows off the twink body quite well

His head is gigantic omg.

When you're 5'4", a gigantic head is par for the course

He's so attractive, including that big head

With the cap off

Okay, that’s a huge head

But it’s mostly his long curly locks

[quote] his long curly locks

His hair looks pretty short.

God his hole would be so tight

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He's so cute!

[R52] Where this shit comes from? Y'all bitches make up the most fantastic lies.

R52 is obviously a fat frau who escaped from Tumblr , spinning fan fic while eating a can of cake frosting r70

What is going on in OP's GIF? Why do his clothes magically disappear like that?

During the promotion of Spiderman he appeared on lip sync battle and did a stunning rendition of Rhiannas umbrella. He obviously has a sense of humor.

R72 Is this a joke or you haven't seen the movie?

R74, No, I haven't seen the movie. Honestly. I've never seen Tom Holland anywhere other than on DL.

He’s no good. He has that sallow Brit skin that will age and wrinkle early, and dead eyes.

More pictures from yesterday of Tom in Hawaii

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R75 Its in the SMH movie.

R76 Y'all REAL REAL salty he HETERO huh. LMAO.

r80 You have to admit, he’s pale. And also wrinkling prematurely. He’d be cute if not for that. And let’s face it, he’s at least bi, isn’t peddling their ass to agents, directors and producers part of the game for young male actors now?

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R75, crawl out from under your rock and go see the damn movie. Hell, it's probably on Netflix or something by now.

R83, I know it's odd, in 2019, but the only comic book movie I can remember seeing is Superman, with Christopher Reeve. No Batman, and none of the other superhero movies. My brother was a huge comic book fan, but I only read 'Archie', and I don't even watch 'Riverdale'. I do think Tom Holland is pretty adorable, though.

R81. Ok he's pale=caucasian. Fine wrinkle lines=Partying/drinking/living his best life rn. Peddling ass<*need receipts/proof - NOT ALL of Hollyweird is compromised. TPTB will try to get what they can i.e. Weinstein. But some actors still operate with a moral compass. #FightMe #mayneedtochangemypostname typingtoolong

Whut ^

Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer is Here!

Don't know if I'm going to like this one. Tying him even closer to the Avengers with Happy banging May, and Nick Fury showing him up is a bad idea character wise when he already leaned too heavily on Tony Stark. Plus I really hate MJ and it looks like she's getting a bigger role.

Samuel L Jackson is such a one note actor. Can’t stand him.

R88 He is an Avenger. Who cares about the side stories of Happy and May. Working with Nick Fury shows character development and maturity. And come on, like NOBODY saw MJ coming a mile away.

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He’s got a fuckable mouth...quite fuckable

I'm R72, and I was looking for something else, but I finally got to see the Tom Holland post in some context. He's very, very cute. I want him to have a great career,

Loved Homecoming, but Far From Home looks kinda bland. I have to assume this is well before or after Infinity War. Fury interrupts his school trip in Europe to have him fight big elemental bad guys (sand, water, etc). Mysterio comes out of nowhere and it’s revealed that he’s behind the bad guys and turns into a super villain.

I’m hoping for a better twist TBH. An Infinity War or Endgame link would be nice. Maybe even something that they reveal in Captain Marvel.

Tom at the Battersea Dogs & Cats Home in London 2 Days Ago

Who is Jake G playing? He’s such a sucky actor.

And I think this one looks more fun than Homecoming, which I hated the fight scenes in.

Jake is playing Mysterio

And Jake’s a good actor, given the right material. His sister is a better than Jake, but she’s so damn plain.

Tom and Harrison hanging out today, they went to see a play together in London.

That's last night. Today they helped move furniture.

Or really loudly robbed an art gallery. Not completely sure what this is.

Back during the filming of the first siper-man movie Tom and Harrison were holding hands while watching a scary movie

R101 is adorable.

Tumblr detectives have sussed out that Tom and Harrison have moved house, and possibly now live with Tuwaine and that Samuel guy. Just imagine the speculation that would have caused in the good old days.

The tight little body makes another appearance.

He’s fucking delicious

He looks 15. I’m concerned.

He’s 22, legal, and with an ass that needs plundering

More ass shots. Agree on the plundering.

Golfing Today

What a boring twunk. Even if mansex made his dick hard, Tom is aching to be as boring and like-his-father as possible.

Golf. Fucking golf. Just kill me.

R110, what if he were to golf naked?

Tom visiting some Golf center today

R101 That link doesn't work. Does it mean that Tom and Harrison are still a couple?

I agree with r110 his life's so fucking boring now. Remember the shirtless tandem rides? Nowadays he probably retires at 6pm with a good book lest he not get a good nights rest. Wonder if he's got to the stage of asking Harrison to cut up his food for him yet?

I don't think he's more boring, he's just stopped putting so much of his life on social media, likely because of crazy fans

Another girly bottom who probably doesn't know how to suck a dick.......yawn...Hope he's saving his money because his career is over like so many Spider-Men before him, after he is recast-----and rumor mill says Marvel is already looking for their next Peter Parker-----by the way---This is NOT getting better looking with age....

Given who his parents are I doubt he'll age well. But I'm pretty sure that pictures from Lost City of Z... 3 years ago.

Harrison turned on by his own masculinity and apparently not wearing underwear.

Maybe when the Spiderman franchise ends for him, he and Harrison will come out if they're still together.

I bet Harrison holds Tom sometimes, when Tom is worried that things just can't last for him.

Ned should really grow hair. He's got a cone head.

I watched Homecoming again yesterday. I didn’t catch the first time I saw it that at one point the camera pointed out that Peter left off the boxers when he changed into his suit. I quite liked that.

Jesus, I’ve never seen that vid of Harrison. You can see every detail. Praise Odin.

Jake Gyllenhaal is in love with Tom

r123 There's a few more from that session. I assume he only released the ones that tastefully drew the viewers attention to his junk.

I guess we know for sure what Tom sees in him now.

I guess we know for sure what Tom WANTS in him now.

Any chance they'll come out?

I take the fact they slept in the same bed together as proof they’re gay. But I can’t imagine Harrison coming out as that would by extension out Tom.

[quote]they slept in the same bed together

For how long? Do they still?

It was just a single video of them at I think Harrison’s house. They were both in bed and filmed Monty the dog jumping up on the bed. It’s on Instagram.

r130 r131 This one? I'd post a video source that doesn't sound like it's from a crazy person. But I can't find one.

^yup that’s the one

They're not going out of their way to hide it.

Harrison’s got a gay face.

He looks like Cocky Boys’ Cade Maddox

Cade’s on top in this pic. Feel free to mentally substitute Tom Holland as the bottom.

Ugh I bet R135 is also someone who visits LPSG and posts this sort of annoying shit along with fakes on the celeb threads.

Okay Mrs Holland at r136....your son’s cute as the dickens, but you really should stop denying that Harrison’s dropping loads into Tom’s ass nightly.

Spideythong bump.

Damn, he's already aging poorly. Taken on 3/13/2019 in Los Angeles.

[quote] I’d gr*b

Is grab slang for something awful? And the "I just came off a 24 hour bender and didn't bother to shower after" look isn't great for you Tom.

so their relationship is actually legit?

[quote]—where's Harrison?

Home, waiting in bed for Tom, stroking his (Harrison's) apparently enormous member.

r141 Isn't that her mother sat next to them at the date? What a quaint Victorian romance these two must have. The meal was likely followed by an after dinner stroll around the park while Mrs Stoermer walked a respectable distance behind to prevent any untoward mischief from Mr Holland.

R143 maybe it's her mother he's really after. apparently they take spin classes together. HollyWeird.

Harrison is a gentle top, but Tom is a lusty slut of a bottom. I wonder if Harrison has fucked him in the mask yet.

r144 What a cursed image. r141 Harrison was busy staging a protest by trying to seduce a fond looking Harry on his and Tom's kitchen floor for the camera as revenge. He's so extra.

Jesus Christ, Zendaya came out of that sow??

R146 Tom's success has probably affected the dynamic in their friendship just a bit.

twink's in full effect. twunk's totally gone.

R149 Not his best pic.

r150 He's having a lot of those taken lately.

R151 Ah the bloom fades quickly.

English roses spoil quickly r152

R153 Oh well, I'm sure Harrison will stand by him.

Wait till he takes his shirt off again, r149.

He'll twunk back up for his next movie.

R156 Yup, they'll put a PT on him to make him do the hot sweaty work necessary.

On him and in him.

R158 Goodness, he'll be so limber by the time the next movie starts up.

I think Harrison must have been using the PT and his dick instead. Nice of Tom to share.

r160 The PT?

[quote]twink's in full effect. twunk's totally gone.

Can you go back to twink once twunk is gone? I thought it went in one direction only.

r161 Personal trainer. What they give actors to get fit quick.

Thanks, r163.

R160 OMG Tom, PT has a twin bro! Oh say we can say we can ....

Harrison looks good there.

He had a decent 8 min/mi pace for the half marathon, as well.

Harrison is quite lovely, and possibly quite dongly.

R168 He assisted Tom very vigorously (and very personally) on set. Anal pleasure turns Tom into a blabbermouth - his infamous movie spoilers were just him trying desperately to say anything other than "Harrison fucked me so good today!".

Harrison looking real good.

It's a great shame he went into suit modelling. His natural exhibitionism would be better served by being an underwear one instead

R171 Perhaps he'll get drunk one night and display the goods.

Dog Whisperer 🐾

Me, singing to Tom:

R173 Total fact - Tom is a cuddler.

R175 that he is.

new magazine cover 2019

now that he's been replaced and no longer Tom's assistant, does he just do photo shoots every day to pass the time?

R177 his head looks too big for his body

Head-mo-lotty. Got mo head than he got body.

I'm mad that he employs tasteless handlers that allowed this cardigan and bell bottoms combination over a warm fire look .

You can tell those are bell bottoms?

Tom Holland for Man About Town: 2019

Tom Holland for Man About Town: 2019

Tom Holland for Man About Town: 2019

Tom Holland for Man About Town: 2019

R183 He desperately needs to comb his eyebrows

r185 r186 Who exactly told him staring into the camera like he just suffered severe brain damage was a good look?

He looks hot in those pics. I love his tight little chest in R185.

Who exactly told r188 and r187 their opinions mattered?

r190 Calm down you whiny little bitch. He's still attractive in them. But those two pictures look less Tom Holland giving you a smoldering gaze, than they do Tom Holland wants to pet the Rabbits George.

[quote]pet the Rabbits George

Another Britishism?

🏃🏻‍♂️🔥🔥🔥

Using real fire in a location is windy as a beach seems fucking moronic. Couldn't they just add it in editing?

R193 like above poster says, what an unnecessary risk for the sake of art. I'll volunteer to nurse his injured backside, though. 👅👅👅

R193 Flaming cheeks of shame.

Tom says mum still makes him do chores.

R197 He would make a lovely little houseboy that's for sure

r197 He doesn't live at home though. Unless his nickname for Harrison is Mum.

I wonder if he is totally obedient when following Harrison's orders, and what happens when he is not.

His face and hands are two different shades.

Birthday Post For Robert Downey Jr.

r201 It's either airbrushed to hell or he's using Trump tanning spray.

R203 oh is it not wax works for madame tussauds

R202 Happy Birthday daddy

oh the gems his fans find. Here's Tom in his teenage years after a cupcake fight 💦

Since Tom's gone back to work on reshoots for that upcoming disaster Chaos Walking. Here's Harrison's interview. I'm interested in what he means by "I have a pretty close relationship with the lead character who is played by Christopher Abbot. We have some really intimate scenes together."

"back to work on reshoots for that upcoming disaster Chaos Walking." Lol @ Lionsgate knowing the film's going to flop, so they're using Tom to post bts pics of work that should've been done correctly the first time around.

Is he posting this to show off his ass

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I'm a Marvel film fan but DAMN I'm getting tired of them. Too many.

I'd rather have a couple more Harry Potter films than more Marvel at the moment.

C'mon J.K. Rowling, do us a solid.

Tom would look better if he relaxed his hair. Is he closeted? It seems obvious that he and Harrison are a couple.

[quote] Doug Liman’s $100 Million-Costing ‘Chaos Walking’ Was Reportedly Deemed “Unreleasable” By Lionsgate

Well this was obvious. They wrapped production a year and a half ago, and they're only now getting around to reshoots. I wonder how pissed Tom is he had to spend even more time on this rather than going to the Endgame premier.

screw Endgame, I'm looking forward to more of this

Channeling his inner Harry Styles

BICEP💪🏻.

Tom plays Billy

R217 He definitely came through puberty well, would not have guessed her grow up cute from that vid

Come on, R 218, he's adorable in the video.

r217 I always forget about the chin mole.

That's what I remember about him the most. I took notice of him when The Impossible came out, and then once he was in the running for Spider-Man I was wondering whether he'd have the mole removed. Alas...

R218 Personality-wise, yeah he seems as adorable as ever , but looks-wise he looked more like his brothers back then, just very unremarkable

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Anthony Mackie says that Tom has a girlfriend (and he wears her clothes)

R224 those Tom and Zendaya fan pages are always dissecting how they wear each other's clothing soooo it's zendaya then? the girlfriend is Zendaya? hm.

R224 don't get what the point of keeping that apparent relationship a secret is. everyone seems to be selling them out unintentionally. besides every spider-man dates his co-star, it's tradition.

Giiiiiidddy up!

R225 Mackie is probably joking. But if the story is true, the point that these borrowed pants wind up being short on Tom rules out Zendaya. Fans are weird.

Lets not become a Tomdaya thread after all this time. That relationship is boring as all hell, and it's shippers are every bad fangirl stereotype I've seen across various fandoms rolled into one screeching package.

I want to fuck Tom in his gf's pants.

disney employee reminds the straight audience who loved avengers endgame that another disney employee (male) is dating a disney employee (female)

just when two of the gayest actors in the universe, toothy tile himself and the twink living with his twink bf

are about to start promoting the film

in which the older one acts as a mentor to the younger one (described as the cool uncle, in contrast to tony who was a father figure)

we're about to witness

cmbyn 2 promo

they've been sharing hearts and love confessions on IG already, as per the mouse request

saturday they'll be together in mexico, promo is here and they're gonna milk it

but they can't alienate the straights while they try to imitate ch4lamet/h4mmer

the t0md4ya shippers are eating it all up , mackie "confirmed" the "relationship"

When will Tom and Harrison go out on a public date?

r232 They did a public shirtless tandem ride together.

R233 Holy Mackerel!

And it begins....

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New Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer

[quote] So Tom where do you want that assistant of yours editing into this picture? Somewhere in the back, or stood directly behind you next to Chris Pratt?

R238 He better show off his hot twunk body in the new film

R239 Harrison certainly gets treated a lot better than the average PA...

I wonder if Tom and Harrison have an open relationship?

They are a perfect match for each other, looks wise, personality wise, age wise, if they are together of corse. They dont strike me as a narcissistic type who needs to fuck a different supermodel every weekend, but who knows.

Tom knows his place

R243 Neither of those actors seems to be interested in what they're doing.

R240 ummm cause Tom is a good young man that’s super kind and humble. He even still does Insta Lives on occasion to interact with fans. He’s a good kid. He’s not the type to treat his PA like shit and he would make sure others aren’t nasty either.

Zac Efron is the same.

Our boy is on Jimmy Kimmel tonight! I hope he shows hole.

I was on Reddit and some of the women were saying he’s clearly good looking but he looks like a kid, which makes him not sexy. They think people that see sexy with him are lowkey pedos.

I agree.

r247

Well, that's because women are (generally speaking) not particularly attracted to youthful features. Gay men, like straight men, generally are.

Gay men are attracted to little boys? Hmmmm

The trolls found this thread

Who said anything about little boys, r249?

In case I didn't make myself clear at r248 - women are generally attracted to mature features. They're used to the fact that straight men are attracted to youthful features, so they consider that normal - but with gay men, they expect them to be attracted to the exact same thing they're attracted to themselves, misunderstanding gay male sexaulity as a carbon copy of straight female sexuality, when it's actually somewhere between that and straight male sexuality. So when they see gay men being attracted to twinks, they fail to relate it to normal male preferences, instead registering it as a deviation from their own, and pathologize it.

r252 that is actually a good explanation.

Cast photos from Jimmy Kimmel

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Real tattoo on Jake?

R256 Yes, and they're Tom's real breasts too

Tom Holland (half of his brother, Harry) walking into Jimmy Kimmel appearance for Spider-Man: Far From Home press. May 9, 2019

Jimmy Kimmel appearance.

Jimmy Kimmel appearance.

Leaving Jimmy Kimmel

Leaving Jimmy Kimmel

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Isn't it odd to be doing this kind of press this early for the film?

R265 Yes, but they did the same thing for Spider-Man: Homecoming. They're starting press with America first then going to Asia, Latin America and finishing in Europe right when the film debuts. Sony is also trying to ride the hype of Endgame.

tom's tag placement of zendaya's name gained lots of attention yesterday. A HORNY KING.

he knew what he was doing..

and according to the number of likes and retweets, everyone else knew what tom was doing too.

They're suh an odd couple, zero chemistry.

^^such

Tbf we don't know what they're like as a couple. Mainly because it's been 4 years and they've yet to be seen in public on anything resembling a date.

Ironically, the only time they've shown sexual chemistry when Tom was made up as a girl and Zendaya as a boy,

*was when

I would love to see his cute little butt.

They have done dance stuff together and they mesh beautifully. She’s very pretty!

RDJ kissed him

R277 and then in an additional cut take, amidst all the chaos, he makes slow sweet love to his boy one last time.

Does he have a daddy kink or something

Nice curves

R279 John Bernthal and Tom Holland were very close in PILGRIMAGE

Harrison actually impressed me in Catch-22. Nice to know after all these years he's not just a big dick.

R282 Turns out he has delicious nipples too (around 8:45 in the video)

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Tom putting his amazing penis in Z's nasty place is disgusting.

R284 He flirts with men a lot

R281 Tom said they got closer than the script said because of their IRL relationship

Great ass (go to the video)

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We already knew he was talented from that dance video he did at school.

Tom Holland leaving Rocket Man premiere.

Tom Holland and his younger brother Sam Holland leaving Rocket Man premiere.

Tom Holland and his younger brother Sam Holland leaving Rocket Man premiere.

Tom Holland and his younger brother Sam Holland leaving Rocket Man premiere.

Tom Holland and his younger brother Sam Holland leaving Rocket Man premiere.

Tom Holland and his younger brother Sam Holland leaving Rocket Man premiere.

he's the one celeb who doesn't like the paparrazzi

Yeah I think we get that Tom Holland and his younger brother Sam Holland left the Rocket Man premiere. And he looks pretty miserable, wonder if it's because of the movie or fame's wearing pretty thin.

R297 i'm going with fame wearing thin. constant attention (outside of his movies and instagram presence) from fans and photographers doesn't seem to be Tom's thing. Harrison seems to be the one that loves the attention that comes with celebrity life.

Harrison was at the Rocketman premiere too

Official new Spider-Man: FarFromHome poster has been released

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Hilarious image at r301

Tom’s not a fat faced Asian

But more importantly why do all these posters cut off just before the Spider-butt

If it were Black Widow or some other chick, you know damn well the butt would be included.

Sexism.

Even ignoring lack of Spider-Ass. Those are some really bad posters. Did they have an intern with Photoshop knock them up or something?

The posters for both Spider-Man films have been hideous so far. They're all so poorly lit and overly fake looking.

So....what's current conventional wisdom on what's going on with Tom and Haz?

1) Never a couple in the first place?

2) Were a couple but broke up?

3) Have gone "on the down low" because of their raised profiles?

There's been a conspicuous lack of physical evidence of them hanging out lately. Even when Haz popped up for two seconds in that Love Actually they did with their friend Tuwaine promoting Far From Home, they're not even onscreen at the same time, and they arrived and left separately at the Rocketman premiere, and we still haven't seen them together even though they're both currently in London.

However, they do banter on each other's Instagrams fairly regularly, and a few weeks ago, Tom posted a story of a screenshot of himself video messaging Harrison and looking put out when their connection got interrupted, and also posted a short video of himself from Chaos Walking reshoots with the caption "it's not the same without you @hazosterfield". So it'd seem a little unlikely that he seems to miss Haz when he's away filming yet doesn't hang out with him when he's back in town.

Which lends credence to the idea that they just don't show us anymore?

Two other things bolstering this.....a while back Tom posted a video of himself at a rugby game, in which you couldn't tell there was anyone with him, but later that same day a fan pic popped up on Instagram from the same game......of the guy posing with Tom and Haz.

What's the opinion here nowadays? Not together/broken up? Or being more discreet about it?

By the way, there's also the fact that Haz is no longer Tom's personal assistant, his new PA Sam Jones is gay if you check out his Instagram.

Tom Holland is totally and obviously straight. Same with Timothee Chalamant. I honestly don't know if you are living in a fantasy world and this is how you get your kicks or if you actually belive he is? Its totally bizarre.

What's the current conventional wisdom on what's going on with Tom and Haz?

1) Never a couple in the first place/straight?

2) Were a couple but broke up?

3) Gone "on the down low" due to their raised profiles?

There's been a conspicuous lack of physical evidence of them hanging out together for quite a while now. Even when Haz popped up for two seconds in that Love Actually parody with their friend Tuwaine giving a fan a chance to attend the Far From Home premiere, he and Tom don't actually appear onscreen at the same time, they arrived and left separately at the Rocketman premiere, and there's been no pics of them hanging out even though they're currently both in London.

However, they do banter back and forth on each other's Instagram fairly regularly. Tom posted a screenshot in his story a while back of himself video messaging Haz and looking put out when their connection got interrupted, and also posted a short video from Chaos Walking reshoots with the caption "it's not the same without you @hazosterfield", so it seems a little unlikely that he seems to miss Haz when he's away yet then doesn't spend any time with him when they're both back in London, which could lend credence to the "being more discreet about being seen together" theory?

Another bit of circumstantial evidence about that, a while ago Tom posted a video of himself at a rugby game where he didn't show anyone with him, but later that day a fan posted a pic of himself posing with Tom and Haz at the same game.

I don't know what to think about what's going on here though. It's not like Tom and Haz were ever shy before about letting the world see how joined at the hip they were, so why skirt around it now? Unless they're being more discreet about their relationship because of their higher profiles these days, maybe under studio pressure.

Just like Haz no longer being Tom's personal assistant could be either because of a breakup, or because Haz just wanted time to pursue his own projects like modeling shows and Catch-22 instead of just following Tom around everywhere.

Side note: Tom's current personal assistant Sam Jones is gay if you check out his Instagram, there's old pics of him on dates with guys.

Or, maybe they're just friends and have just been friends all along, and they've just drifted apart a little because of all the time they each spend preoccupied with their own personal projects.

Who knows. What's the opinions around here currently though?

From the guy posting the TL:DR stuff above, it's my first time, forgive the accidental double post.

R310 i think Tom and Harrison's relationship is the same as it was (whether that was friends or something more). They're just being more cautious on social media probably because Tom doesn't want even more attention on his private life and Harrison wants to start his own acting career and not just be known as Tom's PA.

And they both know that whenever there's a post of the two of them it's immediately reposted on thousands of profiles with fawning fangirl comments etc. Which I imagine quickly loses its novelty if you're just trying to hang out with a friend (or boyfriend or whatever he is).

^ That makes sense.

R312 Chris Hemsworth, because he was friends with Tom after filming “In The Heart Of Sea” together, warned Tom that being cast as Spider Man would bring on legions of fangirls, obsessives and kooks. Tom didn’t learn exactly how it would be til the first Spider Man movie came out. Now he’s retreated from social media and hiding behind his brother to avoid the paparazzi.

r307 As far as I know they do still live together. Barring a falling out. I doubt they'd break that arrangement, and at the very least Tom gets someone to keep house when he's abroad. So hanging out when he's back is probably nothing more than watching Netflix or something like that. Yeah a few years ago they'd probably have posted pictures of that. But as r314 says, the poor guys not enjoying his fame like that anymore so just wants the privacy.

I still can’t get over the Instagram story where Tom and Harrison were clearly sleeping in the same bed together. That has got to mean something.

And holding hands while they were watching a scary movie.

^ What makes that movie night video even better is that it was a movie night at Zendaya's house. That clip was actually posted by Zendaya.

So Tom attended a movie night at his "girlfriend"'s house, but spends it sitting next to and holding hands with Harrison.

That's one of the more persuasive bits of circumstantial evidence, to me.

That's a good point, r318. Also, they didn't seem to know they were being filmed, so it's not as if they were putting on a show to tease the fangirls. But on the other hand, posting the video would make Zendaya a pretty rubbish beard.

Assuming she's even a beard, considering as far as I know she's denied dating him.

I get the impression Disney or whoever tries to pimp her and Tom out as a "couple" or wants them to be perceived that way, but they themselves don't actually seem to do much to help it along.

Whatever. It’s fun to speculate that Tom and Harrison relationship might be more than a close friendship, but until they definitively state they are dating,, it’s all just fangirling.

[quote] it’s all just fangirling.

r321 No it's gossiping about DL's favourite subject "is X celebrity gay" . You want fangirling go to Twitter search "Tomdaya" and see how far you can get before needing a strong drink. The posts here aren't mental enough to count as fangirling.

I'm sure they're just doing what bros do: hanging out, watching movies, working out together, riding Harrison's big dick like a Harley on a bad piece of road, making pizza, throwing a football in the backyard, just normal bro stuff.

This is pretty funny - a fangirl followed historian Tom Holland on twitter instead of Spiderman and thought that her bae was a bonafide intellectual as well as a hot twunk

Forgive me if this was already posted. I came across it the other day and found it oddly sexual.

If you want the full ugly saggy picture of why Tom Holland hates everything now. This bitch tattood his name on her ass, and her friends then cross posted it to his family including his underage brother.

^ Ew. Yea that'd be enough to make me uncomfortable. Also his brother Paddy is a freaking kid. People have no basic sense.

[QUOTE]I'm sure they're just doing what bros do: hanging out, watching movies, working out together, riding Harrison's big dick like a Harley on a bad piece of road, making pizza, throwing a football in the backyard, just normal bro stuff. [/QUOTE]

Just bros helping bros.

Fans spot Tom Holland outside of a pub last night. Snap picture of him from afar, then decide after awkward eye contact to go up and ask for a picture.

with one of his handlers anthony drewett

spider-man: far from home press tour resumes. off to Bali with his brothers 🛫

R315 They do still live together. Harrison, Tuwaine, Tom's assistant Samuel and younger brother Harry all live with Tom.

R332, that’s so convenient for the orgies.

How big is this house? Also Tom's assistant Sam is gay.

Do we know for a fact all these people live in the same house? How do we know they all live there as opposed to hanging out sometimes?

R334 R335 it's a huge mansion according to some of Tom's british fans who managed to find his actual address 😬 once they recognized prominent landmarks from his neighborhood pictures he posts. Tom's new assistant Samuel also ig storied himself moving in to Tom's house a few months ago and calling Tuwaine his "roommate". Tuwaine posted about moving in to Tom's place a while back and his girlfriend who lives in America stays there whenever she's visiting. They're oddly reallyyyyy comfortable sharing there living situation on social media. so yeah, we know for a fact all these people live in the same house.

Do we know for a fact Haz still lives there? Haz posted on his Instagram a while back about not having curtains up yet and then some banter with his friend (or whatever) Alex Roberts teasing him about waiting for him to come back and put them up for him.

R325 Impressive performance. He's young, cute and seems to be enjoying his spider man fame. Hope he finds more obscure work, cause he seems like a versatile actor.

R337 Yeah, Harrison still lives at Tom's as well. He was talking about putting up curtains in the room he has at Tom's new house, Alex seems to be one of his go to friends when Tom isn't around.

Ah. Alex seems to be gay from his Instagram (pic of him kissing a guy), so I wasn't sure if maybe something was going on.

R336 Tom was on an American talk show (I think is was Ellen), and he talked about his place being picked out by mom, and I was a condo less than a mile from his parents home.

That was years ago though, and he and Haz (and Harry I think) did posted an Instagram story sometime in 2017 (I think) about moving day, which would have been after he moved out from his parents' the first time. They were all riding in a car together and he captioned it "moving day".

R342 that "moving day" car post was during the original filming of Chaos Walking. They were moving houses because their filming location had changed and production wanted them to be closer to set.

A charitable man. Tom Holland donates $20,000 to free Health Clinic in MI💰

So does he live in a condo or a mansion, then?

R345 mansion. this is when he moved in to it and was celebrating.

I haven't scrutinized enough to be sure, but I've seen other people say that from interior shots posted by Tom and Haz, it's very clear it's all the same house.

R347 it is

that eyebrow

r346 It's not a mansion. ignoring the fact I doubt he can afford he can afford the rent on a mansion in central London when he's still on his original contract from when he was a nobody. That's Oil sheikh money unless you inherit one. Looking at the pictures and also mansions not tending to have another building outside the kitchen window. I'd guess larger apartment than what he was in before.

R350 his father spoke on a panel today and said "Tom's set financially for the rest of his life". And now, according to R344 he's donating thousands of dollars to health facilities that aren't even in his home country. I'd say he can afford it.

Tom is a good boy but I still would enjoy seeing him receive a public bare assed spanking.

r251 Sure "he's set for life" and he can afford to give tax deductible one off £15,000 donations. But most sites give his net at about 4 million. Which sounds about right when he wasn't exactly in a position to be demanding with Sony and Disney back in 2015. He's not at Johnny Depp pre-breakdown wealth levels yet.

Video/podcast of Tom Holland with his dad, Dominic Holland and twin brothers Sam and Harry called "Father and Sons Chewing the Fat..."

He's cute and personable. Hopefully that RDJ ego doesn't rub off on him.

He's probably set for life if he doesn't go berserk with it. Which, he doesn't seem very extravagant, but he's young. Hopefully he doesn't let it warp him.

R356 I agree. he seems incredibly frugal and really only seems to spend large amounts of money on rare watches. if that's his one way of splurging on himself, good for him.

When he was cast as Spider-Man, his "In the Heart of the Sea" co-star Chris Hemsworth sent him an e-mail IIRC basically telling him to surround himself with family and true friends and people who'll keep his feet on the ground, and from what we can tell he seems to be following that, keeping close his family and friends like Haz (or whatever Haz is), who were already his besties before he was rich and famous.

Tom and his brothers landing in Bali for Spider-Man: Far From Home press

In Bali with fans

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Tom looks like a giant compared to the tiny inhabitants of Bali

r363 which says a lot since tom is the size of a leprechaun in real life

He's really cute at r361.

He looks cute with the white T-shirt and the fluffy hair.

Tom's trainer shares new video of Tom in the gym.

I'd wondered what Harrison was doing when Tom was using his brother as a pap shield at Rocketman. And now Tarron Egerton's commenting on his Instagram.

Tom should burn that fucking scally cap.

In Bali

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He looks... a bit like RDJ there.

[QUOTE]I'd wondered what Harrison was doing when Tom was using his brother as a pap shield at Rocketman. And now Tarron Egerton's commenting on his Instagram. [/QUOTE]

Taron Egerton is following both Tom and Haz on Instagram.

Tom took time out from his Spider-Man press tour in Bali to give Haz a shoutout

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx9rX1CFXFr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Tom took time from his Bali press tour to give Haz a shoutout

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx9rX1CFXFr/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Here's what he said:

[quote]I know I’m on the Spiderman press tour right now but I had to give @hazosterfield his credit. This is honestly one of the best tv shows I’ve ever seen and dude you absolutely crushed it. I have no doubt we’ll be sharing the screen soon. Love you bro. #catch22

Haz replied with the "Thing 1 and Thing 2" thing and a heart.

Press event in Bali

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He is so cute with the glasses

I was about to say the same thing r381

I wonder if he takes off his glasses while riding Haz’ cock in reverse cowboy position?

I wonder if Tom and Haz do threesomes? That would explain a few things.

With Jacob, obviously

Is this the first time Tom has been seen with glasses?

He's worn them before. Though never for something this public I don't think. I guess his eyesight's getting worse.

R382 I hope he keeps them

I hope that Tom and Harrison have a sex tape. They seem very attached even though they also seem to have an open relationship.

He was also wearing them while reading a script

R389, that might be the cutest pic I’ve ever seen of him.

The glasses make him look so much more mature. In those pics from bali, he's looking more like a college teaching assistant than a high school student.

I could see Tom and Haz having an open relationship at least some of the time, given how young they are and how they're sometimes apart for months at a time, but is there actual "evidence" to indicate this?

I mean if they are dating. The only other person Tom's been hinted at close to is Zendaya. Harrison on the other hand has an interesting ability to aim at every gay or bi leaning celeb, or industry related guy he comes across.

[quote]Harrison on the other hand has an interesting ability to aim at every gay or bi leaning celeb, or industry related guy he comes across.

I assume Harrison is being managed by Eric Podwall, who does nothing for his clients (JC Chasez, Shawn Pyform, Lucas Gabreel, Chace Crawford, formerly Colton Haynes) except for treat them to two "Camp Podwall" trips a year.

Both Tom and Haz certainly like having a lot of gay men in their orbits. Tom's current PA Samual Jones, his former musical theater co-star (possible ex boyfriend) Fox Jackson, their friend Alex Roberts, both now followed by Taron Egerton (who posts pics of his "friend" calling him stuff like "cutie") after attending the Rocketman premiere, etc.

I'm cutting out carbs: no white bread, mac & cheese, rice, desserts, soda, cereal (grains are not for me!)

I've cut back on booze and after I lose about 20 more I'm going to get to the gym and have as close to TH's body as I can.

r394 Honestly Harrison doesn't seem to have done that bad out of Podwall. He got quite a lot of modelling jobs, and I assume he got Catch-22 out of it as well.

Press in Bali cont'd..

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R396 He does have a great body

Tom is looking fine on this press tour.

He looks totally adorkable with those glasses. And he looks really good in the white T-shirt and fluffy hair in the beach pics with fans.

He looks like he's enjoying his press tour in Bali, not exhausted how he looks sometimes. Maybe being accompanied by his two oldest brothers helps.

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sorry to Tom's old stylist, jeanne yang but I'm glad Tom replaced her for zendaya's stylist, Luxury Law. He styles Tom so much better.

R405 believe you're right about him enjoying this press tour more since his brother's are with him. tom's dad dominic just did a panel at a con a few days ago. dominic said that when tom's brothers flew down to surprise him while he was filming his next netflix movie in alabama, tom burst into tears because he was so homesick and happy to see them. guess that's why they're with tom in bali instead of his assistant samuel.

giving tom's twin brothers an honorary post since they're on the trip too

yes! R410

The Hollands seem a pretty close-knit family, so I'm sure having his brothers with him helps. Plus Harry is getting into directing short films, and Sam (I think?) is following their mother's footsteps with photography, so it lets them get a peek at "the biz" too.

him and this golf hobby.. so boring

lol, his whole family and Harrison too are obsessed with golf

Cover for a magazine in Spain

that eyebrow is a CHOICE.

Dapper

I much prefer his more casual looks in the Man About Town photoshoot over the one where he's perched in the tree dressed like his own grand-uncle out on the grounds of the country estate wondering where Jeeves is bringing round the car.

I'd say he's a bit too... Chavy in real life for lack of a better term to pull off that look naturally. It works for someone like Harrison who's probably got about 9 Governor Generals of India in his bloodline. But Tom looks better in more casual clothes. Which given he doesn't tend to suit up for premiers and the like anymore him and his stylist are aware of.

his team is really pushing for the public to see him as something other than the youngest looking avenger. the turtle neck suit wasn't needed. he's playing a serial killer in a movie getting released in january and filming cherry in july, where he's a drug addicted bank robber. pretty sure those roles will help shed his kiddie persona. he's turning 23 on saturday, he can still dress like it.

R422 Does the title "cherry" refer to all the hole he presents to score oxy in prison?

R423 mmmmm more like all the under age girls his character screws. sorry!

Via the glossary of military slang:

"cherry (U.S.) New recruit still in Basic Training, or newly-minted service member (officer or enlisted) just arrived at first duty assignment after completion of training."

R418 True, but he also has cute freckles

R424 He never does anything with guys in the book?

He still looks like a little kid which is slightly disturbing. Will he age well like Jamie Bell or will he look like an overgrown kid in 10 years time.

R427 nah in the book and the film he has a wife named Emily.

If he's not careful, he'll end up looking more like Drake Bell than Jamie Bell. R428

I think he'll age .3% better than his brothers just because he has a team that's responsible for just that. But he's still got those inevitable fast aging British genes. Maybe Tom will go Zac Efron's route and start getting subtle work done for his crows feet. He already had two of his moles removed from his face.

still in bali

So long as he doesn't go the full Dom Holland route is my main worry. Although everyone said the glasses the other day were cute. I found them slightly concerning as it made the resemblance to dear old dad a lot more obvious.

This dude's ass was born to be rimmed...deeply!

Jesus fuckin' Christ...

r434 That's an edit made by incels on 4chan to ass shame Brie Larson... What a fucked up timeline. Anyway his ass is fine but he's not fucking Beyonce back there.

R436 Thank you. Every 20 posts or so someone comes in, skips alllllll the pictures here and posts that photo shopped picture of "tom's ass". Somehow not realizing it's an edit.

R433 lol he dresses just like his dad when he's not working. Tom looks like a 12 year old now but this is what he'll look like when he finally starts looking his age.

R3 sounds like a Nazi but instead of accusing people of being Jewish it accuses people of being a Frau lol! Seriously R3? No witty, snarky, bitchy comeback? You took the lamest route, hetero male much?

Since no one's talking about it, here's the poster for Disney/Pixar's Onward. Tom Holland's the young elf and Chris Pratt's the older one. They're brothers who go on an adventure to see if there's still magic in the world. They want to spend one day with their father who passed away when they were too young to know him. Trailer drops tonight.

R440 it's well known that chris pratt is a huge homophobe who hides behind that huge cult church: Hillsong. & majority of participants on this board are really just interested in knowing when Tom will film a gay sex scene in a movie. probably why no one's talking about this cheap Hotel Transylvania knock off.

another cover from the same magazine.

His crows feet look super cute, but sadly, as I suspected, he already has forehead wrinkles...

R440 I hope it's soon, maybe going to the Rocketman premiere gave him ideas

R444 ...can he do those scenes while being the face of Spider-Man and under contract with Disney/Marvel? He just did an interview where he states he wants to be the one actor who plays Spider-man the longest and play the character for years to come. Might be waiting a long time to see him in that type of scene.

R443 He's spends hours out in the sun golfing and drinks beer like water. He's certainly not helping himself age slower. 😕

News flash.....people age.

Here's the Onward teaser for those interested:

He’s already played Spider-Man in more total movies than anyone ever.

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R447 obviously. some are just more fortunate than others and age WELL.. he's not one of the fortunate

per usual, out golfing.

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Telling 23 year olds they've aged badly is peak DL

As is telling someone who doesn't even look his very young age to start botox.

Shallow as a rapidly drying puddle by the side of the road.

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He's 22, looks 18-20 (and maybe ~16 with movie magic), and will do fine for a while until he doesn't - sure maybe because of the 'British Genes'. DL being upset a non-teen no longer totally looks like a teen is very DL (and creepy).

Tom Holland for Icon Magazine

Tom Holland for Icon Magazine

when it's your birthday and your mom posts baby videos for all the world to see.

I’m hoping he goes the McAvoy route and gets better as he gets older......

Harrison's happy birthday message.

Tom in Bali celebrating his 23rd birthday

Birthday message from Sam

twenty three

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Both looking adorable there.

lol Tuwaine's birthday message to Tom

Tom Holland for Icon Magazine

tom seems to have enjoyed those two bottles of Moët 🍾🍾

Sam is freaking adorable.

Birthday message from RDJ.

He says he regrets bulking up a bit for this spider-man film and probably won't do it again

R473 Very cute

"My adolescence was a hard time. Like he did ballet, people thought he was gay. What if I am? I'm not gay, but I don't care. For me, doing ballet was a chance to spend two hours a day with 30 girls in tights. " Tom Holland x Icon Magazine 2019

It’s a shame he’s not gay with that ass.

I don't know if he's straight or gay or what, but that quote sounds like he's trying a little hard to convince us he likes girls.

Yeah I wonder why he explicitly said he wasn't gay, he kept it very vague in the past, saying stuff like 'I like PEOPLE who make me laugh' , he could still be bi but yeah

wonder if he's seen people question his sexuality and wanted to make that clarification.

eh idk, I kind of look it as him saying he finds nothing wrong with being gay but being a dancer for him really was all about being around girls for him.

R479 I know the comment you're talking about but he's said this exact thing before back in 2017 when he was being interviewed. Professional Dancer: "what would you say is the best part about ballet?" Tom Holland: "probably the girls if I'm honest" the dancer sounds let down too after Tom answers. That sad "oh.."

With a bit more context

I hope Jake has pounded this little Twink hard

I thought that Tom had only taken dance for a short time when got the Billy Elliot role (hence why he's father has stated repeatedly that he prepared his son for inevitable disappointment) and the bulk of his practice took place at "Billy school" with all the other boys.

Nice try, Tom. No straight boy wants to go back to looking twinkier after putting on muscle.

Zendaya's post for Tom despite his birthday being yesterday in both Bali and London.

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Stuntin'. That's a hot shot.

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He's definitely lost the muscle mass again he had when he started filming Far From Home. That was the most thicc he's ever been.

Pics of him at his most thick? He looked so good in the first film.

R491 in the vid posted up @ 474 he talks about never wanting to get that thick again bc he didn't like it.

He should have whatever body type makes him happy, he looks good either way anyway.

Supposedly this is his ass

R495, yum!

I don't think that's him.

R495 that's not him. his overzealous fan girls debunked that months ago when that picture first made its rounds. with two separate billion dollar children's movies on the horizon, i'm positive disney has scrubbed the internet of any questionable picture of tom.

Was that alleged cock shot his?

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He looks like he’s 14. This is a testimony to pedophilia in the gay community

But he’s actually 23, retard at r503

He does not look 14. Maybe 2015-2016.

Take your projection of your own pedophilia somewhere else.

Love how DL goes from accusing him of losing his looks and aging prematurely to looking barely pubescent in just a few days.

(Keep the shirtless pics coming though)

Someone's adjusting their medication and having fluctuations.

He honestly looks like someone who's over having to stop his daily life and take pictures with fans.

It could not be more apparent r508

He needs to take a vacation, just him, and his brothers, and Haz, away from the public eye.

Unfortunately, the pole dance for Spider Man 2 is just beginning. Whom will he hide behind most?

R508 minus Harrison, those pictures above are of him on vacation with just him and his brothers. He gets spotted everywhere, it's his new normal and he seems majorly uncomfortable with it. Tom did an interview a few months ago saying he would rather be a director, I could see him shifting to that as he gets older to stay out of the spot light.

He misses being able to do Instagram Lives etc. now he gets paranoid and nervous.

Before he was Spider-Man he would do them all the time to interact with fans. After Spider-Man came out he still did but now after Avengers he stopped.

If this is a family vacation, then where’s Zendaya, his girlfriend?

If you’re in a relationship they have to always be with you? Me and my siblings go out without our significant others all the time to spend time with EACH OTHER.

No heterosexual man would spend time with his brothers if there’s pussy to be had.

Not all Hetero men are the same. He seems like a good guy with a good head on his shoulders and a family man.

You keep thinking that r515 frau junior

I’m not a Frau but I know good straight guys.

Why do you generalize groups so much?

Does that mean you’re a pedophile and pervert? Cause that’s a big generalization of gays around the world.

You have no knowledge of the way men are r517...so you’re a fat straight girl whose ugly and isolated...and above all.. boring as shit

He's never with Z, this trip included. Not when he's home in London, not when he's been in the states, shooting his Netflix movie (managed to meet up with Jacob though, somehow!)

They aren't together.

R518 you need help perv.

Z also has a career and is filming...

R519 uh this was during him filming for his netflix film ..with zendaya

R512 Working. she's spent the past 8 months filming a new show for HBO called Euphoria. Here's Tom on set with her.

R522 "The Devil all the Time" was filmed in Alabama and this picture is captioned as noho. He sees her when he's around LA, I'll give you that.

He's a cute twink with a perfect body but dreadfully boringly straight, unfortunately

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He flirts with guys a lot though, maybe he's not 100% straight. One day he said he would like to do the lip sync battle again with all the tall avengers so he would look extra small. That's a weird straight thing to say.

A lot of guys are just flirty. It’s 2019 eldergays. Men aren’t the same.

He licked Jake's hand

r524 and I guess when she's not working she see's him in his hometown since that's where this was taken.

I don't know why people here are so in denial that they're together? Come on, there's a ton more evidence that they're fucking than there is with Richard Madden and Brandon Flynn yet DL is 100% sure those two are dating but y'all can't accept Tom and Zendaya?

Tom is straight. Oh well. We can't have 'em all, my fellow homos.

R531 I agree he's probably straight (unfortunately), but the evidence he's dating Zendaya is SKETCHY to say the least.

I get a buddy vibe a lot more than a couple vibe from them. I just don't see the sexual tension between them at all.

Whether they’re friends or fucking, WHO CARES? You won’t ever have him regardless

Tom and his two brothers still on vaction at the Ena Dive Center in Bali

Probably coming to an end on the Bali vacation pics soon. Once he leaves from Bali he resumes the Spider-Man press tour in Asia. Then starts filming his Army drug addict movie in July. Supposedly after that he goes on to film that video game movie that no asked for, Uncharted.

All these nipples!

R536 Uncharted has many fans. It’s a great series.

Spider-man far from home may contain scenes that are too intense for younger viewers o_O

Yes but those people want the older Nathan Drake, not a prequel no one asked for with Tom Holland as Drake: The Early Years.

As much as I love Tom, that role is all wrong for him and given how Hollywood has never gotten the hang of a good video game adaptation, that misbegotten project isn't going to do him any favors.

R540 Bingo! Outside of Spider-Man, Tom's choices of franchises are weak and seem chosen based on the paycheck he'll be getting. Even the best friend Harrison made mention of the franchise work.

When I first saw r467 on Instagram I thought it was Blake Mitchell for a second (it's the glasses + lack of a shirt combination).

the photo shoot that keeps on giving.

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I wonder what she ships?

R544 her account name didn't tip you off first?

Spider-Man: Far From Home press conference in Bali

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Sam posted a story on his Instagram of him playing with the Holland dog Tessa, so it looks like the brothers may have gone home?

I am grateful for his existence because he is dating/thought to be dating Zendaya and fans ship them, so the Dune PR folks cant push Timmy into another publicity thing with her, like they would have done with any other actress playing Chani. Also think he was good in his lip sync performance, that truly surprised me.

I saw this comment on Awardswatch and agree-he's very similar to Jamie Bell and will likely follow in his footsteps. Moderately talented, plain-looking, yet to prove himself with a surprising performance, will have a moderately distinguished career.

Sony Sets Uncharted for December 18th, 2020

Oh God they're actually going forward with it. I'd hoped it'd be one of those forever postponed projects.

[quote]Oh God they're actually going forward with it. I'd hoped it'd be one of those forever postponed projects

Is this movie really that important to you r554?

“Oh God”?

R552 Couldn't agree more. The only thing that has given him an edge over Jamie Bell is his involvement in Marvel films and the lengths he goes to pimp out his family and friends to his tween followers. Once he ages out of the Spider-Man role, some other twinkish looking actor comes along or he inevitably makes an oops not even Disney can clean up his 15 minutes will be up. He's unremarkable.

r555 Are you from Utah or the 19th century that "oh God" is a strong statement? I think the Uncharted movie is a bad idea for all the reasons 540 stated, I doubt it's a good move careerwise for anyone involved, and it was so long since the announcement I assumed Sony had realized that. I wasn't tearing my hair out and wailing over it though.

Still since Drake is one of the biggest sociopaths in gaming Tom has two films where he plays one next year!

Between The Devil All the Time and Cherry, it'll be interesting to see how Tom fares with darker roles that require more range.

Let's face it, Peter Parker doesn't require Tom go to very far afield of what seems to just be his real persona, so that'll be a test.

R558 Cherry starts filming next month, but we'll be waiting to see it for a while. This Hollywood Reporter article says there were no buyers/movie studios interested in the film at Cannes. Even WITH the Avengers directors attached and Tom being the star, he doesn't have leading star power outside of an already established franchise to carry this type of film which has been so many times before. link to the entire article: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cannes-deal-wrap-tiffany-haddish-scores-buyers-shy-opioid-drama-1214001

He says towards the end that he is in the early stages of doing a film about dance. Hopefully he'll be gay (sorry for the stereotype)

I’m sure this has been posted, but I don’t want to read through 560 posts. I wasn’t familiar with this Tom Holland fellow until I saw this video of him lip syncing and dancing on some show. He’s a REALLY good dancer!

Although the death drop at the end dressed as a woman makes me think he’s lip syncing for his life on Drag Race.

[quote] Although the death drop at the end dressed as a woman makes me think he’s lip syncing for his life on Drag Race.

When promoting THE LOST CITY OF Z where Tom plays his son, Charlie Hunnam said Tom reminds him of himself when he was in his early 20s because he acts like he has something to prove and I understood that when I saw Tom's lip sync performance. He went all out. Tom himself said if he could do it over he would have more fun because all he was focused on was beating Zendaya.

Bali seems an odd choice to start a press tour. Did he just want a free holiday out of it or something?

He probably did just wring an extra vacation out of his Bali trip. I wouldn't begrudge him it, considering half the time he looks obviously exhausted, while he actually looked relaxed and happy in Bali (probably helped having Sam and Harry with him) and was gushing on Instagram about how amazing it was.

Also, the more time goes by, the more I feel that *if* (big "if") Tom and Haz ever had anything going on, it's in the past, given how much time Haz spends gallivanting around the world with other twinky guys.

With 6 times his size Chris Hemsworth

I love The Hemsworth

I would add the way Tom swoons over Hemsworth to the pile of circumstantial evidence of his gayness, but.....it's Hemsworth. Any man, gay or straight, who claims he wouldn't let Hemsworth break him in half while crying "YES MORE DADDY!" is a damn liar.

R563 Last Spider-Man he was working and doing press all day in Asia for his 21st birthday, he most likely asked his team and Sony to allow him vacation time while doing press this time around. Between this July and March of next year, he's filming and promoting 7 new films. So kind of smart to ask for a vacation now since he won't be getting one for a while after this.

Tom Holland on The Chef Show from Netflix

Shirtless posts from Bali are officially over. Back to Spider-Man stuff.

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I guess Sony didn't approve of Tom calling Hemsworth a hoe in because Tom changed the caption to the video at r565 from "hoe" to hero". Or maybe he actually meant to write hero.

R572 nah, you're right. Sony (or most likely Marvel/Disney) made him change it. He's called Harrison and Zendaya that before on his ig, guess his brand is too kid friendly now for him to say that now. 🙄

Tom @ the gym with a fan

that "I hate being asked to take selfies with fans" smile 😐😐 is back.

That’s the price you pay for being a multimillionaire with a great ass, Tom.

Anyone seen Tobey Maguire recently? Same will happen to Holland, once he's done as Spiderman that will be it. He will start balding in about 5 years and the gut will come into play in about 10.

Tom is better-looking than Maguire ever was.

[QUOTE]that "I hate being asked to take selfies with fans" smile 😐😐 is back.

It probably gets pretty old when you can't through an airport or go to a beach without posing for about ten selfies along the way.

And Tom is more athletic than Maguire ever was

Fluffy hair R574 and cute glasses R575

R579 Sounds harsh but Tom's literally asking for more notoriety. Excluding spider-man, he's signed on to be the lead in two other potentially huge franchises (chaos walking & uncharted). He can always take a page from his look alike Jamie Bell and do one indie flick a year then fade back into obscurity.

Smile kid, this is the life you asked for!

R567 Yeah true. He was the only one saying straight away that he would fuck Hemsworth in that fuck marry kill video though

🛫🛬🇨🇳 China airport arrival for press tour.

Imitating his dad(dy) RDJ

Tom Holland: 5'8 Chris Hemsworth: 6'3

I would say he looks like his little brother, but Liam's the same size as Chris so.

He actually said in an interview that he was 5'7. Also this website is more accurate that google

R588 lol yikes. I was trying to help him out and give him that extra inch but if he said it himself, then 5'7 it is.

r589

I'd like to give him a couple of extra inches IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[quote]I'd like to give him a couple of extra inches IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I have it covered, mate.

That's a hot pic of him.

I would pay good money to see him and Haz fuck. Someone as limber as Tom, hnnnngh.

Signing autographs in China

He looks not so thrilled in r596 pic

Who’s going to start a new thread?

already time for "Tom Holland - The Amazing SpiderTwunk Part 3" ? wow

We need a more interesting title to the thread. Shawn Mendes gets fun titles.

Link to Part 3