Ansel Elgort

gaaaaaaaaaayface

I think that this is Part I...

Who's his boyfriend?

He looks like a dweeb here, too.

When sister Sophie shot his calendar.

He’s hot.

Total AWG.

He looks like Elder Xander.

Nice tits!

Watch out, Ansel!

Bulge?

R9 is what happens when you work the chest press machine at the gym and nothing else. He’s got the shoulders of a 16 year old girl and it leads to that saggy look. Big shoulders lift everything up.

Saw him skate boarding around the LES around the time of the fault in our stars- he was strikingly hot and has BDF imho.

Packing?

Getting sterotyped as the guy in the car. He can take Paul Walker's place in the Fast and Furious franchise.

A masterpiece:

Hot af.

Not going to lie this makes me swoon.

^^^ let’s try that again.

And this...

R10 Let's be real....Spacey smashed that

He is yummy, although he has a proportionally tiny head compared to the rest of his body, similar to Patty Schwarzenegger.

His face has always looked goofy to me when still, but he is pretty charming when he’s in motion. And he has a great smile. Women like the lips, but they are nowhere near as pillowy or seductive as Michael Pitt’s from his heyday.

The body is a great example of natural, lean, twink muscle. He’s not skinny, so he will blow up in his 40s if he leaves Hollywood. But right now, he’s perfect. I hope he’s cumming in as many holes as he can find.

“Cumming in as many holes as he can find,” sounds like an old Jewish blessing.

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The idiots at ralph lauren are high

I like that he's 6'4

He's smokin' hot. His body is not over-developed and looks natural and his semi-dorky look is just so sexy.

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Ugh, no. That face is not pleasant to look at unless you get a photographer who knows how to angle it. It's like looking at a table of white bread.

The new GQ Korea photos are tragic with the new blond balding look... he's a gorgeous man, but not this way.

R27, he's kind of cute, but according to other DL threads, he's a total stuck up snob.

Not seeing it.

Obviously not keeping up with his Ballet lessons.

Nope.

R30 Yeah, blonde is definitely not his color.

Embrace the pout.

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beyond vanilla, I don't get it. he must 'know' the right men in the biz....

Yeah, there are better looking and more talented guys than him, and yet he keeps getting into the spotlight.

He has what you might call, career momentum (see Ryan Gosling for additional example).

He's unique among his peers, has Jenny say kwah .

Eh, he's not all that unique from a performative standpoint. He's yet to bring anything to a role that another actor can't.

He has that flat, wooden Jeffrey Dahmer/Troy Donahue blond guy personality.

Did Spacey tap that during Baby Driver?

His music is so deep and moving 🙄

R44 Only in his dreams.

Meh, I studied in Austria for a year and fucked a lot of germanic types, so many of them have basically the same face as Ansel (including a problem with looking like a miffed snob when their faces relax), just vary the hair colour, and another thing about them — they tended to have small dicks and foreskins that were too tight.

He does have a large head. A large and flat head.

R39 He blew up after Baby Driver, a gift of a role in which he was charismatic & sexy and which gained him a Golden Globe nom along with numerous "fan favourite" type awards. This made him very in-demand and he has used the opportunity to choose roles pretty wisely ever since.

E42 Just as in every other walk of life, the most gifted are rarely life's winners, luck and good timing play a far greater role, and never more so than in the cut-throat acting profession. You don't have to be unique, you just have to be lucky enough the right guy in the right place at the right time.

^^R42, even...

He's Timmy's BFF from LaGuardia HS.

How does this vanilla popsickle get roles???

Plus, his family is loaded.

When was he not a sex symbol?

R52, please see R49

Hasn't been seen since "Billionaire Boys Club," the Kevin Spacey flop of biblical proportions. It grossed barely $600 at the US box office - and no, that's not a typo!! Six hundred, not six thousand (let alone six hundred thousand). No gigs since then - gee, I wonder why?

Btw Spacey undoubtedly tried to tap that ass on multiple occasions. Why else would he insist of Elgort being in two films so closely, um, spaced with one another? I doubt he succeeded, but still.

r56 "Hasn't been seen since 'Billionaire Boys Club'...no gigs since then " - You're kidding, I assume?

Forthcoming in 2019:

'The Goldfinch' co-star with Nicole Kidman 'West Side Story' directed by Spielberg 'Finest Kind' co-star with Jake Gyllenhaal

Yeah, those offers have dried up, haven't they....

Guaranteed Spacey made a play — Elgort is almost precisely his type (dark haired, athletic, baby face you can pretend is only 14 years old in the right lighting, and above all, not interested in fucking Kevin Spacey) but admittedly too old for that pos lech.

Hot because he’s young and tall and Nordic. But will be average looking soon. He can milk the Baby Driver persona for a while. A marketing coup becaue of its crossover between music, video and acting - and the overall definitive “cool” vibe. Not a horrible actor. Probably not the most endearing personality - he can easily come off as a douchebag with his white boy swag act. Growing up in NYC and having wealthy famous family will,probably prevent him from going off the rails - a la Bieber. So maybe he will have a decent career.

Well, the ad seems derivative of Ansel's performance in BABY DRIVER, where he was depicted as "hot."

But Ansel has always been a romantic lead -- starring as the heartthrob in such movies as THE FAULT IN OUR STARS and DIVERGENT.

[quote]they tended to have small dicks and foreskins that were too tight.

Ansel probably doesn't have to worry about a foreskin.

Well if he experiences a major dip in visibility/popularity/film roles in the next few years, good odds he’ll try a “leaked” sex tape tactic, and then we’ll know.

One thing I’ll say for the Austrian boys — they had fantastic skin, and the best looking anuses I’ve had the pleasure of fucking like a poltergeist jackhammer.

[quote]the best looking anuses

How do the anuses of Austrian guys look?

Perfect.

I've only seen one Austrian hole so far -- I met a young Austrian guy online earlier this year and he sent me a few pics of his naturally hairy hole.

NOpe.

He must have an exceptional publicist.

I still get hot thinking about the Austrian Anusschluss.

He is NOT HOT....stop it, all of you.

R70 Sure....

[quote]I like that he's 6'4

Wow. Didn't know he was that tall.

It’s a good thing I never looked that good. I would have had all the STDs and my walls would have fallen out at 19.

What is this Angle Escort? What are his rates?

who is he

and how does he get roles?

I find him beautiful to behold. However, I don't think I've seen him anywhere but Datalounge.

In which movie or program does he wear the fewest articles of clothing?

Anyone who doesn't want a piece of that is lying. Or hates white boys.

Hi Ansel!

Ugh. Bland body and weird face. No thanks. Give me Beau Mirchoff any day.

R79 Out Demon, Out!

Autism face.

[quote] That face is not pleasant to look at unless you get a photographer who knows how to angle it. It's like looking at a table of white bread.

Rofl, R29!

Tell us how you really feel.

He would be a nice coming out story.

I don't think he's gay.

Grew up on Central Park West, wealthy parents, studied ballet, a few months ago Blind Items had him partnered with Timothee. Never linked to women in gossip columns.,

No. I can't get past the disgusting moles around his mouth and neck.

I would smash. I like interesting features more than mainstream beauty.

[quote]Never linked to women in gossip columns.,

Never linked to women? He's a girlfriend, and he's even talked in interviews about how much he likes having sex with her.

It's possible it's a bearding situation, but is definitely 'linked' to women so far.

He HAS a girlfriend

Is "smash" good?

What is "smash"?

His name screams geriatric.

He's Greek, Elgort is short for Elgortokolopolis.

His name screams high fantasy.

His name screams geriatric like "Ira".

He should have shortened it to Ansel Elgor. Sounds cleaner.

Geriatric and gross. Also, ugly to boot.

Gorgeous and sexy. Hopefully he can keep up that bod - will be tough given his height and slightly non-ideal body structure.

[quote]He's Greek

His father is Jewish.

He looks good for only one thing sexually; and that’s oral. His lips are gorgeous but as far as the fucking would go? I’d say his little thrust penetrations wouldn’t be worth it.

New pics were posted on Just Jared today with Ansel & his girlfriend for his birthday:

I've always applauded his decision to portray Tommy Ross as mildly retarded in the Carrie remake. But i've been obsessed with him since he wore opera pumps to the Met gala.

Is it possible that he has a big dick? Because I'm not seeing anything else to indicate why he's getting so much attention.

A lot of the top models have been called ugly before. I think he's sexy.

I think the issue here isn't so much his looks, it's that on previous DL threads people have said he's an upper class snob.

It's not about whether or not he's a snob; it's that he looks thick and dull, bovine, like Matt Damon or Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck has never found work as a precum starter, r106, like Ansel.

.........whatever that means.

I want his to be one of my little fishies.

R93 "He's Greek, Elgort is short for Elgortokolopolis."

Wrong on both counts. His father is Russian Jewish and Elgort is not a shortened version of anything, it's the family name. His maternal grandparents were Norwegian and English/German.

This is him with his siblings and parents:

Pretty in pink, but not his WSS look, when do they start filming?

I knew a crew member on Baby Driver. Kevin was after his hard, but Ansel kept his distance. Declined many offers to hang out when they weren't working.

He has that same bland, dumb, thick, fleshy, bovine quality as Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, and will be fat like they are.

[quote]Kevin was after his hard, but Ansel kept his distance. Declined many offers to hang out when they weren't working.

Do most men want to hang with Kevin, offer him their hard?

There's no way any guy is chasing after that. Not even Kev.

[quote]He HAS a girlfriend

Elton John HAD a wife.

[quote]Kevin was after his hard, but Ansel kept his distance.

After this hard? Not familiar with that phrase.

Hard on?

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Horrible name... sounds like someone that picks their nose and snorts. Looks like a young Marlon Brando if you squint.

HIs name is a little pretentious, sure.

But I don't think that's his main challenge.

It's always surprising who Hollywood thinks should be stars.

Since his father is a photographer, I wonder if the son was named after Ansel Adams.

Gee, r123, d'ya think?

Ah, such a cute thing to do.

I like his name, his face, and his body. I would 100% bed him.

Autism face.

He's sexier than fuck.

I want his wiener in my mouth.

I think he's hot, but how can a white guy like him get away with that faux-ghetto accent he does when rapping in the vid at R16?

R130 Can you suggest a better solution for an upper-middle-class white dude, when rapping? (Other than simply not rapping at all, of course, which would probably be the best solution, ultimately.)

I'd let him do unspeakably vile things to me.

So would I, r132. I'd invite him to invite his friend Timothee, too.

[quote]Can you suggest a better solution for an upper-middle-class white dude, when rapping? (Other than simply not rapping at all, of course, which would probably be the best solution, ultimately.)

Not rapping at all is, indeed, the option I would have suggested :-)

I get it now! The boy's cheesy. Nothing cool about him.

Much. Ado. About. Nothing.

With a Rocha Brother

I'd like him to spit in my face and call me a f aggot. I'd like him to slap me hard, and make me lick out his pits. I'd like to bring him beers while he watches football, and take his dick out for him and hold it when he needs to take a piss. I'd be his ottoman while he watches the game/plays video games.

R138 I'm sure he'll be thrilled to know.

R138 doesn't love herself.

R138, you need Jesus.

R141 I need hot straight 25 year old white bro dick.

So were all the selfies just a way to draw attention to his IG for the release of the Goldfinch trailer, or was there some other reason identified?

[quote]The boy's cheesy.

There's no cheese here, bitch.

I'm a nice circumcised Jewish boy.

Coming to TV

So it looks like his film career is fading and he's moving to TV?

R146 Fading? In the next 12 months he's got the Goldfinch, co-starring with Nicole Kidman, Finest Kind, co-starring with Jake Gyllenhaal and he's' the lead in Spielberg's forthcoming West Side Story, by far the biggest roles of his career, This is not the 1980s, being cast in the lead role of a TV show is a goal that many Hollywood types try to achieve these days. Post-Netflix TV is no longer the poor cousin to movies. Do try to keep up.

You sound a little defensive, R147.

r148 Au contraire, am merely correcting gross inaccuracies wherever I find them.

New series for AE.

Sweet Monkey Jesus, R5. I want poster size prints of all of those. He's odd looking like not of this Earth, alien.

R151 I don't think he looks odd. He's very attractive in those photos. That's what you would call a perfect twink body, not Chalamet who looks starved.

r151 He's just extremely tall which perhaps is altering your perception of his proportions.