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Ansel Elgort

When did he become a sex symbol?

He looks hot in the Polo Red Rush commercials.

I always used to see him as a bit of a dweeb.

by Anonymousreply 13604/18/2019

gaaaaaaaaaayface

by Anonymousreply 112/06/2018

I think that this is Part I...

by Anonymousreply 212/06/2018

Who's his boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 312/06/2018

He looks like a dweeb here, too.

by Anonymousreply 412/06/2018

When sister Sophie shot his calendar.

by Anonymousreply 512/06/2018

He’s hot.

by Anonymousreply 612/06/2018

Total AWG.

by Anonymousreply 712/06/2018

He looks like Elder Xander.

by Anonymousreply 812/06/2018

Nice tits!

by Anonymousreply 912/06/2018

Watch out, Ansel!

by Anonymousreply 1012/06/2018

Bulge?

by Anonymousreply 1112/06/2018

R9 is what happens when you work the chest press machine at the gym and nothing else. He’s got the shoulders of a 16 year old girl and it leads to that saggy look. Big shoulders lift everything up.

by Anonymousreply 1212/06/2018

Saw him skate boarding around the LES around the time of the fault in our stars- he was strikingly hot and has BDF imho.

by Anonymousreply 1312/06/2018

Packing?

by Anonymousreply 1412/06/2018

Getting sterotyped as the guy in the car. He can take Paul Walker's place in the Fast and Furious franchise.

by Anonymousreply 1512/06/2018

A masterpiece:

by Anonymousreply 1612/06/2018

Hot af.

by Anonymousreply 1712/06/2018

Not going to lie this makes me swoon.

by Anonymousreply 1812/09/2018

^^^ let’s try that again.

by Anonymousreply 1912/09/2018

And this...

by Anonymousreply 2012/09/2018

R10 Let's be real....Spacey smashed that

by Anonymousreply 2112/09/2018

He is yummy, although he has a proportionally tiny head compared to the rest of his body, similar to Patty Schwarzenegger.

His face has always looked goofy to me when still, but he is pretty charming when he’s in motion. And he has a great smile. Women like the lips, but they are nowhere near as pillowy or seductive as Michael Pitt’s from his heyday.

The body is a great example of natural, lean, twink muscle. He’s not skinny, so he will blow up in his 40s if he leaves Hollywood. But right now, he’s perfect. I hope he’s cumming in as many holes as he can find.

by Anonymousreply 2212/09/2018

“Cumming in as many holes as he can find,” sounds like an old Jewish blessing.

by Anonymousreply 2312/09/2018

........

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2019

The idiots at ralph lauren are high

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2019

I like that he's 6'4

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2019

He's smokin' hot. His body is not over-developed and looks natural and his semi-dorky look is just so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2019

....

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2019

Ugh, no. That face is not pleasant to look at unless you get a photographer who knows how to angle it. It's like looking at a table of white bread.

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2019

The new GQ Korea photos are tragic with the new blond balding look... he's a gorgeous man, but not this way.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2019

R27, he's kind of cute, but according to other DL threads, he's a total stuck up snob.

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2019

Not seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2019

Obviously not keeping up with his Ballet lessons.

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2019

Nope.

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2019

R30 Yeah, blonde is definitely not his color.

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2019

Embrace the pout.

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2019

....

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2019

beyond vanilla, I don't get it. he must 'know' the right men in the biz....

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2019

Yeah, there are better looking and more talented guys than him, and yet he keeps getting into the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2019

He has what you might call, career momentum (see Ryan Gosling for additional example).

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2019

He's unique among his peers, has Jenny say kwah .

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2019

Eh, he's not all that unique from a performative standpoint. He's yet to bring anything to a role that another actor can't.

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2019

He has that flat, wooden Jeffrey Dahmer/Troy Donahue blond guy personality.

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2019

Did Spacey tap that during Baby Driver?

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2019

His music is so deep and moving 🙄

by Anonymousreply 4503/14/2019

R44 Only in his dreams.

by Anonymousreply 4603/14/2019

Meh, I studied in Austria for a year and fucked a lot of germanic types, so many of them have basically the same face as Ansel (including a problem with looking like a miffed snob when their faces relax), just vary the hair colour, and another thing about them — they tended to have small dicks and foreskins that were too tight.

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2019

He does have a large head. A large and flat head.

by Anonymousreply 4803/14/2019

R39 He blew up after Baby Driver, a gift of a role in which he was charismatic & sexy and which gained him a Golden Globe nom along with numerous "fan favourite" type awards. This made him very in-demand and he has used the opportunity to choose roles pretty wisely ever since.

E42 Just as in every other walk of life, the most gifted are rarely life's winners, luck and good timing play a far greater role, and never more so than in the cut-throat acting profession. You don't have to be unique, you just have to be lucky enough the right guy in the right place at the right time.

by Anonymousreply 4903/14/2019

^^R42, even...

by Anonymousreply 5003/14/2019

He's Timmy's BFF from LaGuardia HS.

by Anonymousreply 5103/14/2019

How does this vanilla popsickle get roles???

by Anonymousreply 5203/14/2019

Plus, his family is loaded.

by Anonymousreply 5303/14/2019

When was he not a sex symbol?

by Anonymousreply 5403/14/2019

R52, please see R49

by Anonymousreply 5503/14/2019

Hasn't been seen since "Billionaire Boys Club," the Kevin Spacey flop of biblical proportions. It grossed barely $600 at the US box office - and no, that's not a typo!! Six hundred, not six thousand (let alone six hundred thousand). No gigs since then - gee, I wonder why?

Btw Spacey undoubtedly tried to tap that ass on multiple occasions. Why else would he insist of Elgort being in two films so closely, um, spaced with one another? I doubt he succeeded, but still.

by Anonymousreply 5603/14/2019

r56 "Hasn't been seen since 'Billionaire Boys Club'...no gigs since then " - You're kidding, I assume?

Forthcoming in 2019:

'The Goldfinch' co-star with Nicole Kidman 'West Side Story' directed by Spielberg 'Finest Kind' co-star with Jake Gyllenhaal

Yeah, those offers have dried up, haven't they....

by Anonymousreply 5703/14/2019

Guaranteed Spacey made a play — Elgort is almost precisely his type (dark haired, athletic, baby face you can pretend is only 14 years old in the right lighting, and above all, not interested in fucking Kevin Spacey) but admittedly too old for that pos lech.

by Anonymousreply 5803/14/2019

Hot because he’s young and tall and Nordic. But will be average looking soon. He can milk the Baby Driver persona for a while. A marketing coup becaue of its crossover between music, video and acting - and the overall definitive “cool” vibe. Not a horrible actor. Probably not the most endearing personality - he can easily come off as a douchebag with his white boy swag act. Growing up in NYC and having wealthy famous family will,probably prevent him from going off the rails - a la Bieber. So maybe he will have a decent career.

by Anonymousreply 5903/14/2019

Well, the ad seems derivative of Ansel's performance in BABY DRIVER, where he was depicted as "hot."

by Anonymousreply 6003/14/2019

But Ansel has always been a romantic lead -- starring as the heartthrob in such movies as THE FAULT IN OUR STARS and DIVERGENT.

by Anonymousreply 6103/14/2019

[quote]they tended to have small dicks and foreskins that were too tight.

Ansel probably doesn't have to worry about a foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 6203/14/2019

Well if he experiences a major dip in visibility/popularity/film roles in the next few years, good odds he’ll try a “leaked” sex tape tactic, and then we’ll know.

One thing I’ll say for the Austrian boys — they had fantastic skin, and the best looking anuses I’ve had the pleasure of fucking like a poltergeist jackhammer.

by Anonymousreply 6303/14/2019

[quote]the best looking anuses

How do the anuses of Austrian guys look?

by Anonymousreply 6403/14/2019

Perfect.

by Anonymousreply 6503/14/2019

I've only seen one Austrian hole so far -- I met a young Austrian guy online earlier this year and he sent me a few pics of his naturally hairy hole.

by Anonymousreply 6603/14/2019

NOpe.

by Anonymousreply 6703/14/2019

He must have an exceptional publicist.

by Anonymousreply 6803/14/2019

I still get hot thinking about the Austrian Anusschluss.

by Anonymousreply 6903/14/2019

He is NOT HOT....stop it, all of you.

by Anonymousreply 7003/14/2019

R70 Sure....

by Anonymousreply 7103/14/2019

[quote]I like that he's 6'4

Wow. Didn't know he was that tall.

by Anonymousreply 7203/16/2019

It’s a good thing I never looked that good. I would have had all the STDs and my walls would have fallen out at 19.

by Anonymousreply 7303/16/2019

What is this Angle Escort? What are his rates?

by Anonymousreply 7403/16/2019

who is he

and how does he get roles?

by Anonymousreply 7503/16/2019

I find him beautiful to behold. However, I don't think I've seen him anywhere but Datalounge.

In which movie or program does he wear the fewest articles of clothing?

by Anonymousreply 7603/16/2019

Anyone who doesn't want a piece of that is lying. Or hates white boys.

by Anonymousreply 7703/16/2019

Hi Ansel!

by Anonymousreply 7803/16/2019

Ugh. Bland body and weird face. No thanks. Give me Beau Mirchoff any day.

by Anonymousreply 7903/16/2019

R79 Out Demon, Out!

by Anonymousreply 8003/16/2019

Autism face.

by Anonymousreply 8103/16/2019

[quote] That face is not pleasant to look at unless you get a photographer who knows how to angle it. It's like looking at a table of white bread.

Rofl, R29!

Tell us how you really feel.

by Anonymousreply 8203/16/2019

He would be a nice coming out story.

by Anonymousreply 8303/16/2019

I don't think he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 8403/16/2019

Grew up on Central Park West, wealthy parents, studied ballet, a few months ago Blind Items had him partnered with Timothee. Never linked to women in gossip columns.,

by Anonymousreply 8503/16/2019

No. I can't get past the disgusting moles around his mouth and neck.

by Anonymousreply 8603/16/2019

I would smash. I like interesting features more than mainstream beauty.

by Anonymousreply 8703/16/2019

[quote]Never linked to women in gossip columns.,

Never linked to women? He's a girlfriend, and he's even talked in interviews about how much he likes having sex with her.

It's possible it's a bearding situation, but is definitely 'linked' to women so far.

by Anonymousreply 8803/16/2019

He HAS a girlfriend

by Anonymousreply 8903/16/2019

Is "smash" good?

by Anonymousreply 9003/16/2019

What is "smash"?

by Anonymousreply 9103/16/2019

His name screams geriatric.

by Anonymousreply 9203/16/2019

He's Greek, Elgort is short for Elgortokolopolis.

by Anonymousreply 9303/16/2019

His name screams high fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 9403/16/2019

His name screams geriatric like "Ira".

by Anonymousreply 9503/16/2019

He should have shortened it to Ansel Elgor. Sounds cleaner.

by Anonymousreply 9603/16/2019

Geriatric and gross. Also, ugly to boot.

by Anonymousreply 9703/16/2019

Gorgeous and sexy. Hopefully he can keep up that bod - will be tough given his height and slightly non-ideal body structure.

by Anonymousreply 9803/16/2019

[quote]He's Greek

His father is Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 9903/16/2019

He looks good for only one thing sexually; and that’s oral. His lips are gorgeous but as far as the fucking would go? I’d say his little thrust penetrations wouldn’t be worth it.

by Anonymousreply 10003/16/2019

New pics were posted on Just Jared today with Ansel & his girlfriend for his birthday:

by Anonymousreply 10103/16/2019

I've always applauded his decision to portray Tommy Ross as mildly retarded in the Carrie remake. But i've been obsessed with him since he wore opera pumps to the Met gala.

by Anonymousreply 10203/16/2019

Is it possible that he has a big dick? Because I'm not seeing anything else to indicate why he's getting so much attention.

by Anonymousreply 10303/17/2019

A lot of the top models have been called ugly before. I think he's sexy.

by Anonymousreply 10403/17/2019

I think the issue here isn't so much his looks, it's that on previous DL threads people have said he's an upper class snob.

by Anonymousreply 10503/17/2019

It's not about whether or not he's a snob; it's that he looks thick and dull, bovine, like Matt Damon or Ben Affleck.

by Anonymousreply 10603/17/2019

Ben Affleck has never found work as a precum starter, r106, like Ansel.

by Anonymousreply 10703/17/2019

.........whatever that means.

by Anonymousreply 10803/17/2019

I want his to be one of my little fishies.

by Anonymousreply 10903/17/2019

R93 "He's Greek, Elgort is short for Elgortokolopolis."

Wrong on both counts. His father is Russian Jewish and Elgort is not a shortened version of anything, it's the family name. His maternal grandparents were Norwegian and English/German.

This is him with his siblings and parents:

by Anonymousreply 11003/17/2019

Pretty in pink, but not his WSS look, when do they start filming?

by Anonymousreply 11104/14/2019

I knew a crew member on Baby Driver. Kevin was after his hard, but Ansel kept his distance. Declined many offers to hang out when they weren't working.

by Anonymousreply 11204/14/2019

He has that same bland, dumb, thick, fleshy, bovine quality as Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, and will be fat like they are.

by Anonymousreply 11304/14/2019

[quote]Kevin was after his hard, but Ansel kept his distance. Declined many offers to hang out when they weren't working.

Do most men want to hang with Kevin, offer him their hard?

by Anonymousreply 11404/14/2019

There's no way any guy is chasing after that. Not even Kev.

by Anonymousreply 11504/14/2019

[quote]He HAS a girlfriend

Elton John HAD a wife.

by Anonymousreply 11604/14/2019

[quote]Kevin was after his hard, but Ansel kept his distance.

After this hard? Not familiar with that phrase.

Hard on?

by Anonymousreply 11704/14/2019

.......

by Anonymousreply 11804/14/2019

Horrible name... sounds like someone that picks their nose and snorts. Looks like a young Marlon Brando if you squint.

by Anonymousreply 11904/14/2019
by Anonymousreply 12004/14/2019

HIs name is a little pretentious, sure.

But I don't think that's his main challenge.

by Anonymousreply 12104/14/2019

It's always surprising who Hollywood thinks should be stars.

by Anonymousreply 12204/14/2019

Since his father is a photographer, I wonder if the son was named after Ansel Adams.

by Anonymousreply 12304/15/2019

Gee, r123, d'ya think?

by Anonymousreply 12404/15/2019

Ah, such a cute thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 12504/15/2019

I like his name, his face, and his body. I would 100% bed him.

by Anonymousreply 12604/16/2019

Autism face.

by Anonymousreply 12704/17/2019

He's sexier than fuck.

by Anonymousreply 12804/17/2019

I want his wiener in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 12904/17/2019

I think he's hot, but how can a white guy like him get away with that faux-ghetto accent he does when rapping in the vid at R16?

by Anonymousreply 13004/17/2019

R130 Can you suggest a better solution for an upper-middle-class white dude, when rapping? (Other than simply not rapping at all, of course, which would probably be the best solution, ultimately.)

by Anonymousreply 13104/17/2019

I'd let him do unspeakably vile things to me.

by Anonymousreply 13204/17/2019

So would I, r132. I'd invite him to invite his friend Timothee, too.

by Anonymousreply 13304/17/2019

[quote]Can you suggest a better solution for an upper-middle-class white dude, when rapping? (Other than simply not rapping at all, of course, which would probably be the best solution, ultimately.)

Not rapping at all is, indeed, the option I would have suggested :-)

by Anonymousreply 13404/18/2019

I get it now! The boy's cheesy. Nothing cool about him.

by Anonymousreply 13504/18/2019

Much. Ado. About. Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 13604/18/2019
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