DATALOUNGE! THE MUSICAL!

don’t forget bill taylor’s love ballad to his hung dwarf top.

"0/10" - sung by the chorus

"Yes, those jeans make you look fat." sung by 4 shop bottoms.

Tasteful Friends!

"Patsy's Turn!"

-- The 11 o'clock number by Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO

ENOUGH.

"All the Youngsters Love the Same Things I Loved When I was Young!" (Dementia Duet)

"The Night I Saw the Pasta Rinsed"

Cuando Me’n Vogue: Madge vs. Janet

"I Think She's Tremendous"

"Chancres, Cankers, Cankles! (Erna's Theme)

"Moon in Dark Lesbian"

"Old People's Excrement"

We need song lyrics not just the titles. Thanks

Earrings! Caftans!

The lavish fashion show number that closes Act I.

"What Is Gluten" performed by Darfur Orphan before intermission.

"Move It Along Toots", a tap spectacular.

OK, R11, I'll see if I can get started on "Earrings! Caftans! "

"Oh, gosh! I'm so excited!

I just received a call

To tell me I'm invited

To the Data Lounge Grand Ball.

But now I have a problem.

Is it all right if I share?

Please tell me, Data Loungers,

What ever shall I wear?"

Don't forget The Graxy Song,

MARY!

The Sumerian Housewives dream ballet in the second act is sure to bring the house down.

Wacko tatts and bubble butts The abdomen of Kellan Lutz Austin Wolf's tumescent wang Worshipped by the caftan gang! Hey hey ho Hey nonny no!

"I Have Sufficient!"

Once Around The Garden -- a surreal dance number with salad tongs.

Julianne Moore, seriously.

I can't wait for the Denny Scott Dancers.

"Dance of the Brown Shoes"

"Vapors Down Below (Pee-Yew!)"

"Just Me and My Suitcase"

"Margarine Fountains in My Mind"

"Just Me and My Suitcase"

Is that the one they call "Denny's Lament" in out of town try-outs?

Hit Me With Your Shit Bra Baby

"You Sing Fat, OP"

What rhymes with "boundaries"?

Oh me, Oh my, Oh Vivian Vance! Why, Oh Why do I just wanna dance! What is life if you don’t take a chance! I just rely on Vivian Vance!

Everyone on stage for the bug tap number!

Soooooooooo.....

....you're sitting on your couch in your caftan with your cat

engrossed in a popular Datalounge thread and you think

"Hmmmph! I can do that!!"

Sooooooo...

...you plot and embellish and weave an unbelievable tale

You proudly post it, but instantly you hear "FAIL!"

Before you know it, you've filled that infamous role

You Mary, are the....

Elaborate Scenario....Troll!!!!

Troll! Troll! Elaborate Scenario Troll!!

That's you! That's you!

and so on.

"My Neighbor Joel" will bring down the house in the second act sung by Nathan Lane wearing the caftan mentioned above and holding a handbag with Mitzi inside.

Shih-Tzus aren't purse dogs. Mitzi could dance around and do tricks.

Internet Get Your Gun

Getting To Troll You

Come one, come all, To the greatest party today. Grab a spud, come on bud, To the wonderful baked potato buffet!

Why bother? It’ll never be as good as Follies.

It all began when a man named George first saw me Gillette videos, ass shoots, bikinis and F.A.R.T.s It seemed like life was through with me Then Mr Clooney, all Up in the Air Fell me for me, said he would care For my my career They called him The Mayor DL said he was gayer Than Liza’s spangled slipdress

Then came a fight with Julia Because my comic skills rule ya But oh, I am funnier than Kirsty! Though the AIDS ridden DL faggots call me thirsty! I’ve been through it all! So many casting calls! My trademark comic pratfalls! A stinky brown torrent in a stall! But now... Amal....

“Let’s Just Hiss and Say Goodbye”

"60 Going In 18"

Best. Thread. Ever.

[quote] The Sumerian Housewives dream ballet in the second act is sure to bring the house down.

Farmwives! It’s farmwives god damn it!

[quote]Oh me, Oh my, Oh Vivian Vance!

[quote]Why, Oh Why do I just wanna dance!

[quote]What is life [bold]without hostess pants[/bold]!

[quote]I just rely on Vivian Vance!

Does he have a nice face?

Does he have a kind smile?

Would he meet me at the bookstore

For just a little while?

I love you, R43.

THREAD CLOSED, the ballad about how the thread should be closed, why is it still open, why is everyone still talking, can't these people stop, they're just repeating themselves now, my lunch hour is ruined, oh why won't they listen 🎵🎶

SHRIEEEEK, the ballet about horrified Fraus

[italic]With all credit and accolades to the unhinged "Cindy Adams" circa 2000/2001 ...[/italic]

Oh, I douche and douche for hours

Till my asshole smells like flowers

And my rectum's stretched and worn

But I try to be cheerful

Even though I've got an earful—

🌽 I just can't stop shitting corn! 🌽

I brokeded my cheeseburger

It made me sad

A nice lady fixtded it

And it made me [bold]KNIVES KNIVES FIRE KILL[/bold]

Will there be a death in a grease fire in the final act?

R43 💖

I could’ve typed all night.

I could have typed all night

And still have begged for more

I only know when he replied to me

I could have typed typed typed typed all night

Casting coup!

Olivia deHavilland brings down the house with her pensive delivery of two simple words as a refrain during the moving ballad "Dead to Me".

"So young..."

We need at least one piss elegant but super kitschy number, with eleganza regency, deco, or rococco decor.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

"Rough Trade"

The cum will come out with rough trade Bet your bottom and your dollar that with rough trade They'll be cum Just thinking about more rough trade Gets my bottom ready for more dump grade Til they're done

Performed in a melancholy falsetto delivery by the Wrigley Neighborhood Cum Dump

Everything's Coming Up Hoses

Muriel, Can You Hear Me?

Muriel, can you see me?

Muriel can you save me from the trolls?

An accordion solo by the Team Whatever Mom.

Dark stage/solo spotlight for "This Will End in Tears"

Big Busby Berkley finale number for "Can I Have Your Stuff?"

Midnight

Not without my Pecan Swirls

Have the Moon Pies done shrunk down

I am posting alone

I remember

Back when these earrings were new

And the desk chair didn't groan

"You Broke My Vagina Bone"

Late in Act 2, the Lesbian Crabwalk dancers bring the house down!

"Oh Dear" opens Act Two sung by Kelsey Grammer in drag as Candy Spelling

"My Heart Belongs to Zaddy."

A fan dance tribute to Miss Lindsey! Post intermission!

"Luck Be a Tranny Tonight"

"You Can't Get A Man With A Gunt."

^ You'd be surprised, r68.

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[quote]"Vapors Down Below (Pee-Yew!)"

That's listed as being titled "The Helenesque Song" in my Playbill.

"Here they come those beautiful boys. Charmless bottoms every one."

Ginny with her ledger, Ada with a dish towel and Becky with Binoculars, alternating lyrics. They all sing "Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's Karen! It's Karen! Oh look she has her cellphone! Who is she stalking today? Oh no! Oh no! There she goes a stalking. There she goes a walking! She's zooming in on that black man who's smelling a rose! What is she saying? What is she saying? Oh no! Oh no! Now his cell phone phone is out! Who will reach 911 first?"

The oh dear chorus girls should all be hand wringers who look like Zasu Pitts.

The Legend of Miss West Virginia

I want my creme brulee NOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....but, I've never been to me!

Oh dollar store pound cake.