Lesbian Heidi Klum, 45, smothers merkin , 29, with kisses in front of daughter Leni, 14

Wow, her daughter is really beautiful considering who her father is. I'm shocked.

Her father isn't Seal, if that's what you mean. He was with Heidi all through the pregnancy and, it seems, claims her as his own, but her father is some Italian.

r1 meant the ugly Italian billionaire who dogged her after announcing she was pregnant with Leni. Leni got lucky in the looks department.

I know her father isn't Seal. It's that old, ugly Italian multi-millionaire.

He wasn't that bad when Heidi was dating him. He must have been much better looking when he was even younger.

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So the Italian multi-millionaire was the sperm donor

In what alternate reality is Heidi Klum a lesbian?

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Try BILLIONAIRE. Flavio owns Formula One Racing.

And I hope the headline is a joke. Heidi is perhaps the biggest ho on the planet. I wager she has fucked 500 men in her time.

On what planet has Heidi Klum ever been a supermodel?

Heidi and I rocked the runway together, bee-yotches!

Leni only recently found out Seal is not her biological father.

That is such an inappropate outfit for a 13 yr old at R13 link. The article didn't say anything about her just learning that she wasn't Seal's daughter. There is no way that she didn't realize that before she was 13 years old.

I had to break the news to my poor sister today. She wanted to marry Tom one day.

What’s Billa up to this Weinachten, then?

Never heard of him.

Very possible she didn't know Seal wasn't her real father.

That guy looks mid to late 30s, he is not 29.

Seal is African and the rest of this girl's siblings look black. Victoria Rowell is biracial and American, there's a difference. The kid wouldn't realize that part, but she definitely would notice the difference between her and her siblings.

She's 45. He's 29. He has two piercings in his lower lip and two huge holes in his earlobes. Gross.

Some Africans have biracial children who favor their white parent in complexion.

Seal's kids all are varying shades. Leni could have thought she was at one end of the spectrum and her siblings are at the other end and in between. If she's thought of Seal as her father since birth, it would be very easy for her to rationalize the difference in skin tone this way. Who wants to think the man who raised them is nit their father?

There's no way Klum is only 45.

even if leni were brain dead, all she has to do is google her name. or listen to one of her friends who did. don't be ridiculous, there is no way in hell this girl has not been confronted with this information one way or the other.

[quote]even if leni were brain dead

This cracked me up.

[Quote]even if leni were brain dead

Not necessarily.

Of course biracial children can come out white. However that is not the case with Heidi's kids. They all look 100% black and Leni is a fair skinned blonde. No way she didn't ask about this years ago.

R22- agreed, she's always looked older than her stated age to me.

R26 - I have a feeling the son, on the far right, will be spending a lot of time with Uncle Bill. It looks like they may have something in common.

Ok, wait a minute, r26. What's exactly are you saying?😨

Back in her Heyday Heidi was known as a D*ck Chaser. She was seeing the Formula guy when she met Seal in a LA hotel lobby. She had met a friend for drinks in the hotel lobby bar, and he had just returned from a gym workout, strolling through the hotel lobby in nothing but extremely well-fitting cycling shorts and a t-shirt. Heidi fell in love at first sight. (I would have as well.)

Heidi and Seal immediately started dating. Shortly thereafter Heidi had discovered she was pregnant, with the Formula guy's child. Seal and Heidi became engaged to be married immediately thereafter; thus saving her reputation and his gaining a celebrity wife and an immediate family. Hero/Hero.

What is this idiotic fad on DL of classing every woman as a lesbian now?

Heidi was banging her bodyguard when she split from Seal and he complained about her "fornicating with the help." When does she have time for lesbianing in between all that dick?

Heidi Klum, 45

I forgot she had so many kids!

One more for the road with her hideous looking new fiancé?

[quote] Of course biracial children can come out white

Only if the “black” parent is biracial, too. Otherwise, they look black, but slightly lighter. Nearly all African Americans have white blood thanks to rape by slave owners, overseers and white men during Jim Crow times.

So true, R35, There us a whole new genre of YouTube videos of black folk opening their 23 and Me, Ancestry, and the African Genealogy specific testing lab envelopes and discovering they have been classified as European. It's complex, and I can't remember the exact details, but it has something to do with matrilineal DNA being more determinative.

Anyway, nearly NONE of the black people are less than 40% European, and believe me they run the gamut if brown complexions from Bernie Mac to a slightly darker Steph Curry and everything in between. Some of the darker folks are furious, declaring that they "don't have no white man blood!! Fact is, I doubt that a living soul in this country has no white man blood.

Heidi = not a supermodel. Bit very successful. Old and skinny and loves to ride hot young cock. Anything else?

She’s not a lesbian. And she’s not any 45, either.

R29, briatore left klum even tho she was pregnant with his child. he publically admitted doing so. doesn't mean she's a saint, but good ol' flavio dropped her like a hot potato.

R38 she did an interview at that time saying she was “pissed off” Flavio dumped her while she was pregnant. God, he is fugly.

I don't think Heidi is a lesbian, but I do think this is a bullshit relationship. Heidi needs publicity for GNTM, AGT & her new Amazon project. Tokio Hotel will be releasing a new album in 2019 & going on tour. They're not well known in the U.S. but this engagement & all the VERY public dates, kissing & vacation photos/videos has given TH & the Kaulitz twins some much needed publicity as well.

I find it very strange that Bill is always there on those "romantic" vacations she takes with Tom. The twins have always been fairly private when it came to their relationships. Now we know why Bill was so quiet about such things but Tom never even really admitted or spoke about his first wife. These constant public displays of affection & gushing about one another is suspect.

Flavio willingly gave up parental claim/acknowledgement of his daughter with Klum so Seal could legally adopt her as his child.

Ria (Sommerfield, Tom’s first wife) looks tres chic for a German groupie and too glam & fun for gloomy langweilig manboy Tom, but she’s still miserable and taking Tokio Hotel fans and Tom himself too seriously. She did have an engagement of several years with Tom which of course must be frustrating (tick tock), but she went into it knowing what a greasy little whore he is. It’s weird that she expected anything else and that she’s acting brand new and hurt.

Like a few months back she was whining on Twitter because a fanfrau creep called her a “plastic bitch”. So what? Ria’s gorgeous and seems to have a decent job and plenty of friends/a social life; why does she let herself give a fuck what Uggos think of her? By European non-celebrity standards she’s a 7/8 with celebrity-proximity cachet, so she could get most any guy she wants (except Tom, apparently).

Ria even says in her latest tweet that she is not divorced from Tom at all. Assuming that’s true and not a troll/joke or delusion, there’s gonna be trouble in Klumlitzland.

Watch video. I sure hope this doesn't turn into a future murder/ suicide.

I believe, with her money, she can have whatever she chooses, married, or not -

I see Ria hasn't wasted any time.

R43 - I'm always shocked by how girly Bill is. Why couldn't the fangirls figure him out? He carried a purse! Did they really think a teenage boy who carried a purse would be interested in them?

I loved when he upstaged Heidi at her own Halloween bash. Showing up all fabulous & gorgeous as Queen B. He knows the relationship is a joke. He'll happily lap up all the free publicity while Tom does all the work pretending to love Heidi & her brood . In a year or so he'll have his Tommy all to himself again.

They have the most beautiful eyes. They remind me of a Russian guy I knew. Does Bill have an eating disorder?

Heidi, gurl, get used to being the 3rd wheel in this relationship. Hope you guys have a king-size bed. 😄

Yass, gurl.

Age 50 is going to kick Heidi's ass big time. It will not be pretty. Nor will she.

....DL has a Kaulitzcest shipper? Didn’t they extinct themselves a decade ago? Either that or I’ve gotten fucking old & irrelevant overnight and this is indeed Bizarro-world.

If Heidi is getting two-for-one, good for her.

Gorg.

Let's introduce him to Frankie Grande and see what happens.

R47 - I believe vegetarianism & cocaine keep Bill thin.

R53 - Nothing happens. I think Bill likes his men manly & muscular. He seems to be into leather, BDSM & has a song called 'Covered In Gold' (piss queen?!?)

There have been rumors about him hooking up with a bodyguard. I'm glad he & Heidi have something in common.

She's so full of shit.

During her divorce from her ex-husband, she'd publicly stated her reason for filing for divorce is because of his emotional abuse of her in front of her children, particularly in front of her young sons, saying, she didn't want the abuse to influence her young son's relationships with women. Yet she macks out with a series of random dudes in front of her daughters.

Good call, Ma'am.

^^ . . . sons' relationships with women . . . "

What do I know, really. But Seal strikes me as a moody cunt. At least Heidi is a relatively sunny upbeat person.

both Seal and Klum are gay

Harvey Weinstein and TV personality Heidi Klum (back, L) and actress Uma Thurman

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Oh come on now it's just kissing. What harm will it do to the kid? You make it seem like they were fucking in front of her

look at her masculine neck

It's a transformer

Heidi Klum is still an ugly MAN!

Lezzie outed at point 1:00 in R64 video

Both of the brothers at r47 are odd looking.

Heidi Klum is nuts. Much like Ms. Roberts.

Here’s a lesson I learned the hard way: NEVER, EVER marry a man who has way less money than you. Once you get to the kind of money Ms. Klum has, and especially the money Ms. Roberts has, stay unmarried.

Rumor has it, Heidi helped that pig Harvey get his hands on some of the young models from her shows. I hope it isn't true, but if it is, someone needs to come forward & call her out on it.

Gurl !

without makeup she looks like a man

nose job fake tits not hips

Isn't Vito Shnabel a gay man?

Is Heidi the one Naomi called a "German cow" for being difficult on a shoot?

Why didn't she get together with Mel-B? They got along famously on AGT.

Daughter is prettier than her. She'll join the Nepotism Models League in a couple years.

Lots of LSA hating on Heidi going on.

Man Jaw is code they use frequently. It signals that white blondes are not all that.

They look boyish/mannish when a man really needs a big hipped, big thighed big butted real woman.

Heidi Klum is a knock out. She might be nuts, but in no way is she ugly, nor does she look like a man.

Yeah, I find her relationship choices to be bizarre and she seems stuck in arrested development...she looked like an absolute knob in those photos from Disneyland. But she is a good looking woman that would have no problem attracting most heterosexual men. Jealous, bitches?

She's gay? I had heard that in the 90s actually.

Lesbian Heidi sounds like a 1930s/40s German film about a rebellious tomboy sent to a stern girls’ academy, set somewhere in a copse on the drizzling banks of the Elbe.

75 - Fuck off please and thanks. You gonna learn to stop blaming black women for your ills. Furthermore Ms Heidi is a part of "the sanctified white woman" tribe on LSA. Tiny, I guarantee, but unless they fuck up big time, they can't lose their status. And you will NEVER know "the code" it changes, goes back in time two hundred years and goes into the future. Nobody can dissemble like a black person. And it was your long time kin who in denying us our own thing, that made it so. There aint enough black tail in the world available for you to fully KNOW "the code". And "the code" changes from country to country , but is recognisable to those who KNOW not those who have to BELIEVE that they know.

Heidi posted a pic of her & Tom in bed. Does she visit the DL?

Bill continues to post pics of his dog. Why is he still single? He's adorable & rich! Is it really that hard to find a guy in L.A./WeHo?

R81, he's stated that Tom is his soulmate and they would be together forever. Looks like he found "the one" a long time ago.

Bill on "Star Search" belting out "It's Raining Men," gurl!

Heidi was known for sleeping around with every guy and female model around. That's why OP labeled her incorrectly as a lesbian.

R29 When Heidi was pregnant with Flavio Briatore's daughter, Briatore was caught by paparazzi with his hand inside Nadja Swarovski's panty...

This is what can happen when you’re a beautiful woman. You have so many choices and if you take care of yourself, you can have many choices for many years.

I find her choices to be odd, at times. Seal looked like the best out of all of them, but what do I know?

She has a free spirit. I get that, and I hope she’s happy.

R80 Oh, hon...I KNOW the code. Trust and believe.

They are officially engaged!!!

She fucked Anthony Kedis of red hot chili peppers. She definitely fucked around. Herpes whore. And super loose hole, she squeezed out kids!

R47 Beautiful eyes? They both look like they wore lazy eye patches in grade school and now sport strong corrective lenses to help keep those wandering eyes pointed forward. Unfortunately they didn't wear their specs for the pajama photo shoot, so the eyes are are starting to orbit away.

R89, what’s wrong with fucking Anthony Kiedis?

[Quote][R89], what’s wrong with fucking Anthony Kiedis?

Nothing if you have a penis.

I remember decades ago once reading on a WDW? type database that Hope Sandoval once had a short relationship with Kiedis. My mind boggled so hard at that as I thought they were both gay. I haven’t trusted Internet gossip since.

Imagine bragging about knowing the Lipstick Alley "code." That's something you'd want to keep to yourself, no?

R92, TRANSVESTIGATION???

OMG! I cannot stop laughing!!! LMAO!!!

She’s really and truly a woman, fyi. But that YouTube vid is funny AF!!!

who knows who or what Kedis has fucked, he was a drugged out mess for the longest time, he probably has all kinds of STDs, Hep B, C etc

R96, you need to grow up. STDs do not diminish us as human beings.

I lost my best friend ever to AIDS. Let me tell you something, he was a fucking shining star in my then very dark world. He stood by me when I had no where to live. He took me in, and loved me like his little sister. He helped me accomplish shit I never thought I could.

Please take some time to re examine why you denigrate people who have had to overcome health issues. Especially on a pro LGBT website.

In this day and age, with all the information and education readily available, if you're still repeatedly catching STI's, then you're either a self-loathing, reckless, drugged-out mess, an idiot, or both.

And that STILL DOES NOT make one a bad person.

We judge others because we are afraid and judge ourselves. It’s a tight and highly uncomfortable garment to wear, especially as we age.

We may never be completely free of wearing it, but we can consciously choose to disrobe from it, often, until one day, hopefully, it doesn’t fit at all.

I struggle with this, myself. I’m trying to become better. I don’t want to live my life like that. I want to live free, and surrounded by love.

Best to you, R98. And Happy New Year!

R83 - He should've won!!! That entrance alone was worth 5 stars.

Does it annoy anyone else that Poo is posting on here, pretending to be a black woman who also posts on LSA? I wonder what Poo is up to on that forum? See R80 for a local example. Or see any post where the poster feels the need to point out her over-specific mixture of race, sex, sexual identity and location - it happens on here frequently. For example, "I'm a mixed-race lesbian from Jamaica, Queens.

^^Bill got exposure for Tokio Hotel and to meet Nena which was all he really wanted out of the experience, so I doubt he cared.

He really was an adorable kid, and just glowed with star power (look at that smile!). I admire his subversiveness and think we should celebrate and uphold more guys like him. At 13 years old and as a ratty misfit dropout in a amateur punk band, he still had the balls to do that show on his own steam (his Mom clearly had little to do with it) and go in front of a panel of slick celebrity adults to sing the queeniest anthem possible in the queeniest way imaginable, knowing it would probably go out live to every home in the country including those of his school bullies...and love every second. He just did not give a fuck. When will your fave ever.

[Quote][R92], TRANSVESTIGATION???

[Quote]OMG! I cannot stop laughing!!! LMAO!!!

[Quote]She’s really and truly a woman, fyi. But that YouTube vid is funny AF!!!

Hi, Heath(er)!

If you block R13 and R58, you'll see that about half of this thread is filled with posts by the sagging, deplorable Bellagio maid. And look at all the other shit-stirring trans and race-bating threads she has started.

Fast forward to the 1:45 minute mark in this video where Bill welcomes the interviewer to, as he nonchalantly puts it, "our little getaway room." Also notice that there is only one bed in the room.

I give it six months before Bill and Heidi are pulling each others hair extensions out in public over Tom. If the mom refuses to attend the wedding, then you know what's up.

Tom is so chill. Luuv him.💋

Like Kathy Griffin said "Heidi Klum's dead eyes"

R99 😂

R75 went there. Yeah!

Tom has been with Heidi for a few years now and Bill comments and gushes over her on instagram. He is on vacation with Shay and Todd right now so I think he is fine and doesn't mind being separated from Tom. They do their own things.

R34! Rape? No dissenters just attracted to each other? Racial preoccupation troll is a sad riot.

Of course biracial children can come out white

"Only if the “black” parent is biracial, too. Otherwise, they look black, but slightly lighter."

Not true. I've seen people who are biracial with a full white parent and a full black parent who came out white looking.

Bill's tats scream emotional issues. He has regular tattoos, which are bad enough, but he also has the backs of his hands covered and random shit on his fingers. I bet the parents didn't keep a close enough eye on them when they were younger. Germany us a very creepy place. Tom probably protected Bill as best as he could when they were younger. He's probably asexual and Bill is gay-gay-gay. It would not surprise me if he eventually transitions.

Biracial men and women who reproduce with Caucasians almost always have children who present as white.

Tom is not asexual...he was banging tons of groupies and even went to the hospital when he was a teen because he took to much viagara. He also flushed his condoms so none of the groupies could steal them.

^^yeah, fucking walking-hormone that boy was. He’s the Alpha twin so probably hoovered up enough testosterone in the womb for two adolescent boys (hence Billa).

R94 I never said I knew the LSA code. I was stating that I know the black woman code because it is my job.

I often use LSA as shorthand for the BW who migrate here. I have visited that site twice. I found it impossible to navigate.

😂🏊😂

R117 = Las Vegas resident whose name sounds like a Swiss pharmaceutical company.

R119 Good fucking god. You have got to be kidding.

Somehow I never pictured easy TomK with any kids at all, but I suppose stepchildren are at one remove and less of a burden.

117 - There is no job in creation where it is contingent for a non black person to KNOW all the "black woman" CODES. So fuck off, you lying cunt. What are you? CIA? Have I missed some missive that black women are to take over the world? Humble yourself and admit that you do NOT know THE CODE(s). You merely pretend to or have an "idea". You either work in law enforcement, social services or some type of other public service. You will never know all the codes, just like you will never know even ALL European languages, much less all African. Acceptance is an avenue into good mental health and will stop you from being the racist cunt that you are. We got establishment paedophiles running amok, but there is a job in creation where it is contingent for one white somebody to KNOW ALL the CODES! Cunt, a new code is made anywhere in the world per minute. There isn't enough black cock or minge and "non white socialisation" for you to get into for you to be completely Au Fait.

Nothing worse than trying to douse the arrogance of a non working class white person and their insistence that they are correct, despite the lack of credibility or logic to their argument. And you needed to put a comma before "bitch", Shark. I'll give you that code for free.

Just to reel back the argument to the OP. Leni and her oldest brother have turned out the best looking of her kids. The other two are long faced along with their long hair. Seen?

Oh R117, why are you acting surprised? They're not going to slink back to LSA because even they tire of themselves. They don't even want themselves. Their own black men don't even want them. They're the LEAST desired demographic on this whole globe. That's gotta smart.

See it for what it is.

R123, you need serious psychological help. What a pathetic failed abortion you must be. Best of luck with the rest of your sad unhappy life.

You have to wonder R117 what they tell themselves..how nobody cares when a black child goes missing. In fact, they don't even care themselves. How about the miniscule comment hits on an article re: black people on a global publication like the Fail. The few comments there are left by silly black people from the inner cities. That is a stark reality for everyone. We take that reality inside ourselves and it manifests itself in our behavior. Not an easy pill. Feel helpless because you can't change it alone. Depending on the mental faculties of an individual and their process any reaction is possible.

What you're seeing here is the disenfranchised members of that demographic attempting to rewrite history until their dying breath. They're bitter, envious people from marginalized surroundings trying to have a voice on an anonymous forum. They make it all about them and feel comfortable inflicting their burning desires on those of us who just don't care. They don't have liquid assets to go out and treat themselves so they stew online every waking hour wasting their lives. Attempting to rob the population online of any positive contribution. Pests to the rest of us who aren't mentally disabled with racial preoccupations. They bring nothing to the table and yes, they're hopeless. But will one of them start a free forum of their own to work on issues? Not likely. Though they will invade and rob another's successful forum without provocation. That's why they'll forever stay in that trash bin spinning their wheels. Tragically triste.

Imagine what it is like being a normal, stable black individual who just loves to shoot the shit and gossip, investigate crimes and sharing tips and hacks for a better life, laughing so hard you cry and then come across the ghetto troll at R122.

That stings.

There is nothing wrong with a square job-either on a woman or man. many models have square jaws-they photograph well.

I don’t understand the fascination with Heidi Klum.

Oh sad R122. I can see that you are either ew here or quite stupid as you cannot even format a comment properly. So I will cut you some slack and explain to you what I have written here so very many times before.

I edit an urban website(certainly not LSA or Sandra Rose) and I have had that position for quite a few years. I have performed my job quite well(if I do say so myself) as I rose from the bottom to the top in rather short order. I will admit that did not take a massive amount of talent.

I am able to communicate with my readers seamlessly as I am a vert quick study...a knack I guess I share with the fair lass Rachel Dolezal. The difference between her and me is that I do not claim to be a POC. It is assumed by others and I have never explained otherwise.

Thanks for taking the time to vent your spleen...I hope it served as a catharsis for you, as you seem quite full of rage.

My favorite part of your comment was your implication that I could not possibly pass as a black woman because I do not speak "African." As if there is one single person of either sex who speaks any African language/dialect on my site.

As Janbot would say, "But you tried it."

^^^^sorry, sticky N key. That should read new, not ew I the second sentence.

Not true r34 I have a friend who is Black (both parents) who married a White guy and their daughter looks White. Doesn't happen often, but it does happen.

If the ears and nutsack are a bit darker at birth, and his tiny ears seem a tad darker, he will very likely be his mother's shade by age 10.

Leni is gorgeous. Heidi must be careful with whom she puts into her house.

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So very silent with old black lipsticks alley racist lez on a psych hold in the south side of Chicago.

Leni is the only one of her kids who is attractive. The kids with Seal are all unfortunate looking.

R137 racist!!

This baby still doesn't look white-white because despite having a light skin tone it still has black features. R132

So in 10 years the daughter will be 24, the boyfriend will be 39 and Heidi will be 55. Goooood luck Heidi.

If I saw that baby out of context, I would think he was white adjacent (Italian, Greek, Slavic). Never would I guess his mother is 100% Sub-Saharan African. Genes can be inpredictable.

I have to say I’m surprised Klum didn’t lock down a more famous, more ripped, more relevant toy-boy. Or a rich Asian.

Tom is young, sexually-enthusiastic,pretty nice-looking facially and comes with a big loyal fanbase of Millennials but what else is he bringing? He’s also crusty, scrawny, likely STD-ridden, allegedly kind of weird & antisocial and honestly plays second-banana in a popband that in the charts are basically dunzo (while decent) and have no visibility or feasibility left in big markets like America and Asia (ironically). He’s also of an background that has no clout at all. Did she pick him because he’s easy to manipulate?

Link to funny interview the duo gave in 2014. They claim to live together and love each other's company. Bill says, out of any celebrity, they would like to meet Kevin Spacey. LOL when Bill says he would like to appear on "Project Runway" and Tom has no idea what the show is about.

Heidi wants another child. That's why she picked Tom. Watch her lead him around on a leash after they get married. I swear he still looks like a teen in some of those pix. Has she fugured out Bill ain't goin' nowhere?

I have no idea whether the relationship is real or not. But I think the fact that they are both German has a lot to do with how they ended up together in this "relationship". If it's a real one, it's easier to connect with someone in your native language, shared cultural experiences etc. If it's manufactured, actually the same things apply. You still have spend time with the other person in a manufactured relationship, so why not go for someone you can speak to in your native language?

There are very few German celebrities who have achieved international success. Coupled with Bill's love of fashion, it's understandable they probably have been running into Heidi and Claudia Schiffer for years, like black celebrities who seem to know each other.

SHINE BLUE from Klum was so great. The freshest bluquatic ever made. That’s all I know about her and all I need to.

She could create a fragrance based on Tom next. It’d be like..cokesweat run through dirty hair and singed by overheating electronics, overlaid with Heineken.

Leni is very pretty, looks tall for her age... maybe a model?... like some model moms who push their daughters into modeling? She takes after her mom.

This kid was in the bank Tokyo Hotel and people use to think he was sleeping with his twin brother who was also in the band. This is bringing back a lot of nostalgia

I bet Bill tagged along when Tom went to propose to Heidi.

For all of those mentioning the twincest vibes between Bill and Tom, I distinctly remember once seeing a professional pic of the two of them (this was waaay back when, back when Bill looked like a Goth Japanese lesbian) and one of them, can't remember which, had their hand shoved down the front of the other's pants. The whole twincest thing was likely carefully crafted by their management team to appeal to their female fanbase.

A MUCH more subtle equivalent would be how, if you look at pics of the Olsen twins as teenagers, they were always smooshed up against each other and practically groping each other. None of that is an accident, it's all just marketing.

^^Tokio promo was t.A.t.U all over again, only somewhat worse because Bill & Tom were actually blood and actually 13 year-old kid brothers, not 16 year-old galpals cosplaying as ’lesbo-porn’ twinsters.

Yulia Volkova & Lena Katina were still underage and were 13 year-old popstars in an idol group, in fairness, but it’s one of which no-one’s ever heard (Neposedy?) and for which neither became famous.

Someone sold them to the highest bidder. See the thread on child stars in the US. Look at how Bill is styled and posed in this shot. He's dressed in black and white (good angel/ bad angel) and his arms are symbolically crossed, meaning open for business. These gestures are very meaningful to hawks in the industry.

Which WeHo restaurant?

R152 Billa isn’t dressed like a seraphim so much as a succubus. And if he symbolises both the ‘good’ & ‘bad’ Angel (is there such thing, anyway? Even L u ci fer was a being of Light who loved the Xtian god) to creep elites then what need is there for Tom?

I think it’s too easy to read too much into shit like this sometimes.

"We absolutely wanted to make a song about our connection. We even wanna die together. The idea that one of us dies is just unbearable for us. We can’t imagine living without the other." –Bill

Twins are so creepy and boring. I have no idea why Miss Klum in her fabulosity got herself into this twisted peasanty mess.

Is it too soon to bet how long it will take for their marriage to implode?

As fast as Tom can say, "you can sit on my lap, baby" and watch Heidi & Bill race each other to get their first.

If Tom & Heidi get married (I have my doubts) Bill will probably go back to his ex. He seems to be immature, unstable & self-destructive & going back to a shitty relationship might seem better than being alone.

Will poor Bill be forced to sing "Heidi songs" written by Tom? Can he do it without puking?

Tom’s never written a romantic lyric, has he? His lyrical contributions to Tokio Hotel are negligible and I doubt the boy who penned ‘Reden’ to his groupies is primed to write a love confessional album for his gal.

Secretly got married.

Do the Kaulitz brothers have any Asian blood in them? I noticed their parents had Anglo names.