She will always love him! Dolly Parton reveals the key to her 52-year marriage

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They make a handsome couple, actually. Very plausible. What prices fame?

Is she a lesbian or not? I hate to talk shit about her but if she is gay she exemplifies the self-loathing typical of her generation. Lily Tomlin is in her age group yet she's living her life in the open.

Love Dolly. She does not have to change a thing.

I love the way DL picks and chooses which celebrities have to be honest and come out and who is allowed to live a lie. LOVE IT

Our Marriage Secret: “He dont touch my cooter. An’ I get me aaaaaaall the lady ham I want out of town, y’all!”

Carl Dean was hot.

Does Dean know about Bonnie Mace?

Does he care?

R5, she can stay in the damn closet until her silicone tits fall off of her skeletal remains, I really don't care. The problem I have is she's acting like she and her husband have some great half-century love affair going on. She reminds me of Hugh Jackman who doesn't miss the chance to tell the world how much he loves his wife.

"LOL?" She doesn't even go here.

I'm not saying that Dolly never had sex with a woman but she it is known that she had affairs with Kenny Rogers, Porter Wagoner, and Sylvester Stallone. Dolly and Carl have an open marriage and it works for them.

R10 a well known open marriage, they love each other deeply but are comfortable leading seperate lives at some points. They don't have kids, it's a perfect marriage as far as I'm concerned

Carl won the jackpot when Dolly said I do. He's been living on Easy Street ever since. I'm sure he doesn't give a rat's ass who (else) she sleeps with, as long as she continues to share her wealth with him.

(Anybody remember the claim by that guy who said back in the 70s that Dolly seduced him when he was a fifteen year-old?)

I wonder if Carl fucks guys?

Do Carl and Judy get along? I bet Judy hisses at him.

Well, if they are happy, I am happy:) Now, show us yer tits.

[quote]it's a perfect marriage as far as I'm concerned

R11, do you actually think YOU are concerned in any way with their marriage?

Their marriage sounds very much like a gay relationship.

Dolly is either a bigot or a woman who struggles/has struggled with the closet. I prefer to think the latter. That way I can forgive her bulldyke comment.

[quote] before breast implant

Just the one, dear?

Her youngest brother just died recently at 61. I didn't realize he wrote songs with her.

R10. You forgot me!

R20. I hadn’t heard that. Thanks for posting. I Robert ehst happened to Floyd?

^i winder what

[quote]Carl Dean was hot

Yeah, he was pretty cute. Bet he's got a big ol' dick on him.

And I still think Dolly and Jane Fonda hooked up.

He's very handsome. I dunno - something seems weird about their marriage, but I think the WORLD of Dolly, so what do I care? If it works for her, great!

Dolly's joked that she married Carl because he has a big,long...smile.

I think Dolly has/had a very strong sex drive. She wasn't a virgin when she met Carl.

I think Dolly had a thing for the town tramp she modeled herself after.

This is sad she could have had a boatload of lovers and a handful of ex husbands, but was stuck with the same man her whole life. Think of all the songs she could have written from such a life.

If she joked about his “big, long...smile” then that answers the question I and at least a couple others had about his schlong. He definitely has the height and face for it. That’s very sexy.

And yes, Jane Fonda and Dolly likely hooked up. Jane is bisexual and I have second hand knowledge of one of her lesbian friends-with-benefits relationships. (Not Dolly, but someone else who’s sort of a public figure.)