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Farting while being rimmed

Have you ever accidentally farted while being rimmed or vise a versa? How did you handle it, did you immediately stop eating the guys ass kick him out? I once accidentally did it to a guy that ate my ass regularly and he never wanted to get together again even though I apologized, seems rather selfish.

by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2018 9:18 AM

You type slob, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1November 19, 2018 3:45 AM

I did fart once while a guy was fucking me. It was just air, not gas, but nonetheless I was mortified and never saw him again.

by Anonymousreply 2November 19, 2018 3:48 AM

I would never speak to you or acknowledge you again. If I saw you in a store, and you even thought about approaching me, I would call security.

You deserve to die. Don't play games for which you do not know and/or follow protocol.

by Anonymousreply 3November 19, 2018 3:49 AM

Make that mussy sing, she's got a lot to talk about is my line. Rough trade hookups don't mind at all. Prissy girly gays don't like it because it's not lady like.

by Anonymousreply 4November 19, 2018 3:51 AM

Yes, I have.

by Anonymousreply 5November 19, 2018 3:53 AM

Some fellas like that

by Anonymousreply 6November 19, 2018 3:59 AM

I love getting rimed. That being said, I have no respect for someone who rims me. You want to lick where I shit you get what you get.

by Anonymousreply 7November 19, 2018 4:01 AM

I was rimming a "straight" Adonis (22 yoa) a few years ago who farted really loudly while in the thick of getting his hole thoroughly explored. He took hours to get off it seemed and I usually shoved a few fingers up him to massage his prostate to get him off (after my tongue was too tired to continue). He was so hot that I didn't really care. Smelly - yes, but a deal breaker - no. He actually laughed, turned red with embarrassment and then spun around to kiss a bit before farting again (this time on purpose I think). The fart didn't phase me (he was fine as FUCK), and after he settled down, I fingered the Hell out of his tight little hole and got him off. We met up many times after (he liked to get his round ass spanked, dick sucked, hole fingered, kiss, etc.), but he never asked to get rimmed after that. One day after blowing him, I threw his legs up and tongue fucked his hole yet again. We have been fine ever since. As silly as he acts - the fart was definitely more embarrassing for him than it was a turn off for me. Moral of the story - for super hot guys getting rimmed - it's their party and they can fart if they want to.

by Anonymousreply 8November 19, 2018 4:07 AM

Yes. He farted in my face. And giggled. I slapped his butt and continued. It was just air as we had been fucking.

by Anonymousreply 9November 19, 2018 4:25 AM

Fuck yes R8. Nothing like a hot boy who loves to have his hole worked.

by Anonymousreply 10November 19, 2018 5:12 AM

It's just the butt whistling

by Anonymousreply 11November 19, 2018 5:16 AM

My farts don't stink. Still, farting during anal is my nightmare, though.

by Anonymousreply 12November 19, 2018 5:18 AM

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 13November 19, 2018 5:19 AM

With or without chunks?

by Anonymousreply 14November 19, 2018 5:19 AM

True bottoms never fart.

by Anonymousreply 15November 19, 2018 5:39 AM

If ya gonna play with da poop chute, don't expect to smell roses.

by Anonymousreply 16November 19, 2018 7:11 AM

R12 yea right mary roses really smell like boo boo boo

by Anonymousreply 17November 19, 2018 7:14 AM

Lol R4! “It’s talking to you, daddy!

by Anonymousreply 18November 19, 2018 7:24 AM

I would never allow rimming. I sleep with my cats...no telling what kind of parasites I have.

by Anonymousreply 19November 19, 2018 7:26 AM

Yes. When i rimmed a pretty young hot guy, he farted. But i didn't care at all cuz he is very hot.I can even eat his shit

by Anonymousreply 20November 19, 2018 7:35 AM

The correct thing to do is just everyone laugh and carry on...see video evidence.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 19, 2018 8:05 AM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 22November 19, 2018 8:56 AM

A top needs to be OK with the odd fart, even the once-in-a-lifetime bit of shit. "Beauty knows no pain", more or less...

by Anonymousreply 23November 19, 2018 8:56 AM

occupational hazard.

by Anonymousreply 24November 19, 2018 9:18 AM
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