Madonna Has REALLY Packed On The Pounds

Still from her Instagram video yesterday.

Smack that ass....

her butt implants were a HUUUGE mistake. But what do I know.

short italian bitch

You'd be eating yourself into a stupor, too, if you knew Lady Gaga was gonna get an Oscar nomination.

Drunk.

She’s reinvented herself as a BBW.

Dat azz look good!

She's starting to look like Ice Ts wife, Coco.

Fat fat fat.

This is so sad. Madonna was always a snotty bitch, but she was also a stone diva and quite a trailblazer, in her own narcissistic way. I hate seeing her reduced to this. It's not even the weight gain, which she could carry off with the right attitude. It's the hair, the grill, the pathetic Instagram posts . . . Yikes.

I still can’t believe this whore is 60. Seems like she was 30 yesterday. She’s a fucking old lady now!

That's because she aged beautifully until her mid-50s, then seemed to age 30 years in 5.

Here she is in 2013:

I couldn't even see who that was. Does she really go to classes with others? She seems like the private trainer type.

Looks like she's gained around the middle, but the weight has made her face look fantastic.

[quote]but the weight has made her face look fantastic.

You must be high.

Her face looks 1000% better than it did this summer. No question.

No it doesn't. It looks like a mask.

I'm convinced she had buttock implants, that's why she looks so big down there. Otherwise the rest of her body is still in great shape and lean.

Wonder how she deals with crepey skin though.

She has a fat stomach.

Baby got back!

Where's mah meal?!

What Guy Ritchie used to sleep with.

You betches are so mean.

Oh yay. Another "let's all trash Madonna" thread. You Monsters are so predictable.

[quote]Oh yay. Another "let's all trash Madonna" thread. You Monsters are so predictable.

She's the exception to: "as you age, it's either your face or your ass."

She needs to get back to "Dress You Up" (live) form. This was peak, pinnacle, 1980s Madonna. Not too fat, not too skinny.

Who cares about being skinny when you have such a beautiful face????

She said on the Kelly and whoever show that she had put in some pounds. That was months ago.

At age 60 she's not as active as she used to be and age and weight are creeping up on her. It must be difficult to be in the public eye when this happens.

Maybe she's pregnant?

I suspect medication induced weight gain. She still looks fine but it is a shock to see her looking this doughy.

As Madonna gets older and older she can aspire to the Mamie Van Doren look.

You can smell Janbot's putrid, slimy ass stench all over this thread...

R35 Or former sex bomb Anita Ekberg.

Maybe she's going for the Mrs. Humpty Dumpty look?

She’s pregnant with ass babies.