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She's got gorgeous breasts but she's kind of stumpy. 5'2 or something and thick.
Her fame makes me want to fuck her.
If she wasnt famous and a big star I'd say she was a 4.5 or a 5 out of 10 and wouldn't find her attractive. That clefted chin is horrendously masculine and off-putting.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 14, 2018 5:14 AM |
Eddie is more delicate looking and prettier IMO
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 14, 2018 5:15 AM |
He's a very attractive tranny.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 14, 2018 5:18 AM |
She has a very strong face and gorgeous natural coloring. Yes, she's quite short.
I think her face and features are too strong for severe or overly "simple" hair, like the center-parted shoulder-length style in the photo. (Leave that to Julianne Moore.) She needs something softer and face-framing, like the style at R2, that complements her pretty eyes and mouth.
There is something inherently androgynous about her (look at her strong neck and clefted chin in both photos), but that's true of many beautiful leading women in film. I would love to see her do something glamorous and fun for a change.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 14, 2018 5:30 AM |
I think part of it is the nose job. Surgeons will do a chin implant to balance the nose job. That, and weight loss,gives her an oval shaped face. A rounder face is her friend.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 14, 2018 5:35 AM |
Sge is pretty. I think she looks better with a few extra pounds too.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 14, 2018 5:39 AM |
She seems like a nice lady. Her career has cooled off over the last several years. Some of her choices have been terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 14, 2018 5:44 AM |
Her career has not slowed. The Zookeeper’s Wife, Molly’s Game, The Martiian abd otters are all in the last 3 years. She has a ton of projects in the works.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 14, 2018 5:51 AM |
She was fantastic in one of last years underrated movies, Molly’s Game. One of my faves from last year.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 14, 2018 5:58 AM |
She's pretty, though the poor ignorant twit is an enabler (look up Matthew Newton & Jessica Chastain on the internet).
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 14, 2018 6:04 AM |
Her career has cooled and she can't buy awards nominations. No one is checking for her except her weirdo stans who think that she's the biggest star in Hollywood.
She is squat and has a mannish face. She's also getting old. All of that plus her making an annoying jackass out of herself and the death rattle has already begun.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 14, 2018 6:07 AM |
She's attractive, but I noticed some hair loss in Zero Dark Thirty. Maybe that's why she parts hair off to one side; it's almost a comb-over.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 14, 2018 6:14 AM |
^her hair
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 14, 2018 6:15 AM |
She's a monstrous fake and fraud ... faux feminist ... convenient careerist ... wicked in her ways and full of shite.
Has she made any comments about a certain person connected with her film that has major league misbehavior sexual crimes????
Not a peep.
Yes flies the flag for the movement and all this malarkey.
She reminds me of Kate Winslet telling everyone how brilliant Woody Allen was and also adding in Roman Polanski to the brilliance and then when she got criticized for it, Winslet got on stage and fakes crying about her bad choices and regrets working with certain people.
Chastaint sucks ass. Social climber.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 14, 2018 8:07 AM |
Is her husband gay or just European?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 14, 2018 11:12 AM |
R8 Is Jessica Chastain. Her career has declined, and her films where she is the protagonist flopped at the box office.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 15, 2018 2:56 AM |
Funny thing is that I don’t think she looks all that much like BDH.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 15, 2018 3:09 AM |
It's off to a streaming series soon for Chastain.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 15, 2018 4:29 AM |
She's gorgeous. She needs to play a pretty dyke in something. I'd pay to watch her bury her face between another woman's legs and eat the pussy like her tongue was dying and that clit had the cure.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 15, 2018 12:33 PM |
The husband is gay and she also
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 15, 2018 2:13 PM |
That chin is a tragedy. Is that an implant? I guess it matches the budget rhinoplasty ski slop nose.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 15, 2018 2:17 PM |
She's quite masculine. She's just short of an Adam's Apple.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 15, 2018 2:19 PM |
Her career is not going well. She does well selling herself, so although she hasn't had a hit film since 2015, she is still considered a star. She has had a long string of commercial flops since the two hits she arguably made on her name alone, ZERO DARK THIRTY and MAMA. For every studio ensemble hit like MARTIAN or INTERSTELLAR she has a critical and commercial flop like THE HUNTSMAN or CRIMSON PEAK.
And she never got to play Captain Marvel.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 15, 2018 2:25 PM |
She has strong bone structure, which can look severe but I think is far preferable to the shapeless of Jennifer Lawrence’s face (she looks like she has no bones except in her pointy witch chin).
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 15, 2018 2:39 PM |
Her chin can’t be real, right? And the sharpness and length of her nose adds to her manliness.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 16, 2018 8:05 AM |
Page Six says that she and her gay husband had a baby via surrogate ~4 months ago.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 17, 2018 8:24 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 17, 2018 8:25 PM |
I still say she looks like Dallas Howard Brice.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 17, 2018 8:26 PM |
horse face bitch
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 17, 2018 8:39 PM |
I liked her original nose. Not a necessary change imo.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 17, 2018 8:56 PM |
I think she's gorgeous. An absolute stunner.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 17, 2018 9:10 PM |
"Let's be Shallow Susies for a moment...." HA! A moment? No, you're shallow all the fucking time.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 17, 2018 9:47 PM |
Do we think that her fashionista husband has ever penetrated her?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 18, 2018 3:12 AM |
She'd be the perfect choice to play Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 18, 2018 3:26 AM |
OMG R38 - that can't be real. She must go to the same hair surgeon as Tom Cruise!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 18, 2018 3:31 AM |
Being short is not an issue if one is well proportioned, with long limbs. The difficulty is staying thin, and not allowing your face to get sucked up as you age. It’s a real fine balance, and you have to add muscle as you age, in order to stay well proportioned, keep a round face, yet burn fat and not get pudgy or squared.
She’s very pretty, however, she will not age well if she is a true ginger. I have seen so many out of this world knock outs, who are gingers. The women are just so beautiful, and I say this as a straight woman. They are absolutely breathtaking while young. Yet almost all of them look really bad by 40. Advances in skincare have definitely staved off the aging for gingers, but unless they are tediously careful about sun exposure and other environmental damage, they end up looking really old before their time.
She did well in having a surrogate, because a natural and healthy pregnancy would have aged her, too. That’s something an actress has to consider, I suppose.
I know nothing about her personal life, nor do I follow her career. I didn’t even know she was married with children.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 18, 2018 4:06 AM |
How tall is Jess?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 18, 2018 4:10 AM |
5'2
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 18, 2018 5:32 AM |
I thought she was taller.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 18, 2018 5:36 AM |
I wonder if her blonde or grey roots were coming in at r38. Her original nose made her face look softer. I don't think she looks like Bryce, who is much prettier and also has had work done.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 18, 2018 6:24 AM |
Bryce's nose job is far better. But then again, she's a real Howard and has access to real Howard money.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 18, 2018 11:13 AM |
Her hair is completely grey, like the superior redhead Nicole Kidman. She should follow suit and get wiggy wit it.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 18, 2018 11:17 AM |
Looks good for her age
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 18, 2018 11:19 AM |
I didn’t know she had kids.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 18, 2018 3:29 PM |
She's never going to get an Oscar and it is killing her. But she has a baby now so maybe she'll focus on family.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 18, 2018 3:33 PM |
I'd call her handsome, not pretty. She has that '50s Joan Crawford look, for better or worse.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 18, 2018 3:36 PM |
BTW she isn't remotely a DL fave. That title refers to people like Bonnie Franklin, Miss Dunaway, or M and G (because of the longstanding meme).
If she can max out a thread decades after she's stopped being relevant in the real world then she'll be a DL fave.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 18, 2018 3:41 PM |
Stunning
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 18, 2018 4:24 PM |
Stunning for a drag queen.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 18, 2018 5:01 PM |
She is at best handsome.
She may have been beautiful had she not chosen a plastic surgeon who removed all the softness and feminity from her face.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 18, 2018 5:07 PM |
I think he's attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 18, 2018 5:38 PM |
DL fave means someone who gets disproportionate attention from DL. Often someone all but forgotten in the real world. Chastain is a current actress (albeit one whose career consists solely of filler Oscar bait) who gets the occasional thread around Oscar season which isn't vastly more than she'd get on any other board. Perhaps even less... so not a favourite.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 18, 2018 6:38 PM |
Her gay husband is showing some nice, meaty thighs at R30.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 18, 2018 6:42 PM |
Is her husband wealthy?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 19, 2018 1:22 AM |