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How to stretch my tight hole?

My hole is too tight. I cannot even find a bf cuz ppl cannot penetrate my tight hole at all. All my ex-bfs were pretty frustrated and left me eventually. Is there any less painful way to stretch my tight hole?

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2018 11:56 AM

OP have you considered going Lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2018 4:44 AM

dildos

by Anonymousreply 2November 12, 2018 4:46 AM

Have you considered boyfriends who want you for more than your hole?

by Anonymousreply 3November 12, 2018 4:47 AM

Yes, there's are guys who want you for your throat!

by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2018 4:55 AM

Stop it dad. You’re embarrassing me.

by Anonymousreply 5November 12, 2018 4:56 AM

Keep a butt plug in at all times except during essential excretia.

by Anonymousreply 6November 12, 2018 5:02 AM

As opposed to NON-essential excretia, like Erna at R6.

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2018 5:04 AM

0/10

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2018 5:07 AM

OP=Margot Robbie

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2018 5:08 AM

R9 = robbie williams

by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2018 5:10 AM

Ya Ya Sure Sure 1/10

by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2018 5:21 AM

This one won't give you headaches.

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by Anonymousreply 12November 12, 2018 7:16 AM

Don't take poppers with viagara. Heart attack risk.

by Anonymousreply 13November 12, 2018 7:20 AM

^^^

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by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2018 9:00 AM

Get a bf with a mini dick.

by Anonymousreply 15November 12, 2018 9:02 AM

Like others have said, you need to start training your hole with butt plugs. Once you learn to take some plugs you can easily take a real live cock.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2018 9:11 AM

Do you shit linguini OP?

by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2018 10:06 AM

Crisco. Optional butter flavour if your top is a butt muncher.

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2018 11:02 AM

-4.78/10

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2018 11:10 AM

I believe op I also have a tight hole. When I had colonoscopy 2 years agi, the doctor said he had to dilate it to get the instrument thru. Another dr who did a digital exam said the same thing. Needless to say, my hole is still a virgin though not for lack of trying.

by Anonymousreply 20November 12, 2018 11:22 AM

Practice.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 12, 2018 11:40 AM

Aren't there any trannies who could share the secrets of "dilation" with OP? I should think they have some tips on this.

by Anonymousreply 22November 12, 2018 11:49 AM

Meth up your ass will opening wide in seconds

by Anonymousreply 23November 12, 2018 11:56 AM
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