I'm the husband who thought he had a foolproof plan for killing his wife, but he didn't realize he left an important clue behind which led investigators..........right to his front door.
Let's pretend we are an episode of Forensic Files
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 18, 2019 11:23 PM |
I’m the announce who patiently explains that GPS stands for Global Positioning Satellite, which tracks movement from outer space.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 10, 2018 4:19 PM |
If you're going to break the window to suggest an intruder...don't break it from the inside. That's just stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 10, 2018 4:38 PM |
I'm the boyfriend/husband. I'm always the one who did it.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 10, 2018 4:45 PM |
I’m the guilty spouse who goes on TV crying and pleading for help, but can’t seem to shed an actual tear
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 10, 2018 4:51 PM |
I am the cell phone tower that "pinged" when the suspect placed a call near the crime scene.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 10, 2018 5:27 PM |
"Six days later, hunters hunting in the wooded embankment made a grisly discovery...."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 10, 2018 5:36 PM |
I’m the noce, 80 year old, Christian woman who always ends up murdered.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 10, 2018 6:08 PM |
*nice
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 10, 2018 6:08 PM |
I’m the tie in to Forensic Files at the end of every episode where the investigators say, “Advances in science allowed us to solve this case. Without forensics, this case would remain cold.”
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 10, 2018 6:10 PM |
I'm the scheming girlfriend who he met at the gym who's about to throw him under the bus.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 10, 2018 6:10 PM |
R2, where were you 22 years ago?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 10, 2018 6:11 PM |
I’m the handsy, rapy Dentist.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 10, 2018 6:14 PM |
I'm the insurance policy, purchased right before the murder.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 10, 2018 6:15 PM |
I'n the town doofus who is immediately suspected, who says something incriminating, but unfortunately, although I am accused of every crime in the area, I actually never do anything at all. My only purpose in life is to throw suspicion away from the obvious guilty party.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 10, 2018 6:16 PM |
I’m the victim thought to be dead by suicide, but I have two bullet holes in my head!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 10, 2018 6:17 PM |
I'm the anti-freeze, waiting to get mixed into some Jello or iced tea.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 10, 2018 6:20 PM |
I’m dead by toilet bowl drowning.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 10, 2018 6:20 PM |
I'm the semen left in the dead body's vagina
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 10, 2018 6:20 PM |
I’m the victim’s clothes hidden under a fence in a remote field.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 10, 2018 6:21 PM |
I'm the touch DNA, left on the door seal in the other wise spotless car.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 10, 2018 6:22 PM |
I’m the car paint on the victim’s boot.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 10, 2018 6:23 PM |
I’m the bleach used to clean the car trunk.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 10, 2018 6:23 PM |
I'm the hydraulic shovel operator, exhuming the grave of the first husband.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 10, 2018 6:25 PM |
I'm the sulfuric acid to dispose of the corpses
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 10, 2018 6:28 PM |
I’m the biker roadhouse the killer was known to frequent. His buddies there will admit 20 years later they lost sight of him in the crowd for two hours.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 10, 2018 6:37 PM |
I’m the new cement floor in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 10, 2018 6:38 PM |
I’m the soda can used to gather DNA from the suspect.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 10, 2018 6:42 PM |
I'm the detective.
Inevitably, I will say, "This is the worst crime scene I've ever seen."
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 10, 2018 6:46 PM |
I'm the red sand on the tires that you only get while driving down a deserted road to bury a body.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 10, 2018 6:47 PM |
I’m the mini van paint that matches perfectly found on the mangled bike.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 10, 2018 6:50 PM |
I'm the dramatic "but!" that Peter Thomas delivers at least once an episode.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 10, 2018 6:51 PM |
I’m the very 90s looking investigator.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 10, 2018 6:56 PM |
I am CHURCH, where seemingly a third of FF victims, perpetrators,& witnesses know each other & hook-up outside of their marriages, (quite often for kinky/hardcore, or gay sex).
This is what good Christians refer to as “the sanctity of marriage.”
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 10, 2018 7:03 PM |
I'm a blunt instrument.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 10, 2018 7:09 PM |
I'm the cop in the van parked across the street from the suspect's workplace. I'm waiting for the guy to come outside, smoke a cigarette, and flick the butt onto the ground.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 10, 2018 7:23 PM |
I'm the 1 in 34 trillion chance the DNA found on the victim's sock belongs to anyone other than the suspect.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 10, 2018 7:32 PM |
I am a bottle of Luminol. Spray me over that clean-looking area under the kitchen table, turn off the lights and then see it light up like a lake of blue lava under black light, revealing the spot where a man bludgeoned his wife to death with a tire iron.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 10, 2018 7:42 PM |
I'm the countless knock-off cold case and CSI shows, mostly on cable, that owe their formula to FF.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 10, 2018 8:34 PM |
I'm the neighbor who didn't suspect anything because the people next door were just normal, regular people to me!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 10, 2018 8:40 PM |
I'm the evidence that might break this case wide open. Sadly,I turn out to be a dead end.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 10, 2018 8:40 PM |
I'm the bloody palmprint the killer left at the murder scene. Fucking dumbass.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 10, 2018 8:52 PM |
I'm the bleach which never ever EVER removes trace blood evidence, but these fucking moron killers keep using me anyway, thinking they won't get caught.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 10, 2018 8:54 PM |
I'm the girl he killed years ago just for fun. No one ever suspected him and they'll never find where he buried me. I'm the one he got away with that made him get cocky.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 10, 2018 8:58 PM |
I'm Luminol, a.k.a. "Oh SHIT!"
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 10, 2018 9:00 PM |
I'm the cell phone records, which show the suspect's alibi is bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 10, 2018 9:02 PM |
I'm the other woman.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 10, 2018 9:54 PM |
I'm the delicious smoothie that the murderous spouse brought home for a special treat after that little misunderstanding the night before. Drink up, dear, I'm nutritious and don't contain even a drop of anti-freeze.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 10, 2018 10:05 PM |
I'm the $45,000 in credit card debt that caused this episode.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 10, 2018 10:12 PM |
I’m the secret gay lover the wife finds out about, and who ends up stabbed to death in the hallway.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 10, 2018 10:15 PM |
I’m the unanswered phone that alarms friends and family.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 10, 2018 10:34 PM |
I’m the cop up for a promotion in another town, but the wife doesn’t want to move. So, I hire thugs to scare her so we can move, but they end up killing her!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 10, 2018 10:39 PM |
I'm the two life insurance policies, taken out three months before the murder, totalling more than $400,000.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 10, 2018 10:43 PM |
I'm the black Thrive patch that drove him over the edge
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 10, 2018 10:54 PM |
I'm the ravine next to a lonely country road, in the middle of fucking nowhere. Hey, it looks like something is wrapped in a blanket down there!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 10, 2018 10:57 PM |
I'm someone in a lab coat pipetting something while the narrator talks about PCR.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 10, 2018 10:58 PM |
I’m “the smile that lit up a room.”
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 10, 2018 10:59 PM |
I'm the ER staff, suspecting that this is a case of poisoning instead of the heart attack it appears to be.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 10, 2018 11:00 PM |
I'm the grainy VHS tape showing the victim as a high school cheerleader, circa 1988.
I contain lots of perms and scrunchies.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 10, 2018 11:02 PM |
I’m the male nurse who injects my wife with Succinylcholine.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 10, 2018 11:04 PM |
I'm the used typewriter with the replaced and mismatched key that I used to type all of letters that I sent out with my pipe bombs. This would lead the FBI right to me.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 10, 2018 11:08 PM |
I'm the crime scene photos of the bedroom splattered with more blood than a slaughterhouse, as the detective's voice-over helpfully informs us "we knew we were dealing with a homocide."
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 10, 2018 11:10 PM |
[quote]T58 I'm the ER staff, suspecting that this is a case of poisoning instead of the heart attack it appears to be.
And I’m the small town funeral director pressured by the surviving spouse into cremating the body IMMEDIATELY...temporarily thwarting them.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 10, 2018 11:11 PM |
I'm the photos of the husband's mistress, who always looks like a trashy whore.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 10, 2018 11:11 PM |
I'm the dumber-than-shit criminal who doesn't get rid of the murder weapon, but keeps it in his house in plain sight.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 10, 2018 11:22 PM |
I’m the blood splatter pointing to one conclusion...
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 10, 2018 11:28 PM |
I'm the 54 stab wounds.
I'm personal.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 10, 2018 11:29 PM |
I’m ethylene glycol.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 10, 2018 11:32 PM |
I'm the security camera that unfortunately was not working at a crucial moment.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 10, 2018 11:32 PM |
I’m the gas chromatograph-mass spectrometer. You’ll be hearing a lot from me.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 10, 2018 11:39 PM |
I’m the “late model sedan” seen loitering in the area.
I took off when approached.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 10, 2018 11:44 PM |
I’m the lab.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 10, 2018 11:50 PM |
I'm HLN, a.k.a the Forensic Files 24/7 network, with brief interruptions from that new Hill Harper show.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 11, 2018 12:02 AM |
I'm the grim discovery made a few days later.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 11, 2018 12:03 AM |
I'm the bumbling veteran cop who walked all over the crime scene, and his rookie partner who promptly threw up his chow mein when he followed me in a saw the gore.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 11, 2018 12:06 AM |
I’m police wondering why the blood hound traced the scent of the victim from the backdoor when she was seen leaving the front door.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 11, 2018 12:06 AM |
Hi R76! I'm the other person watchings the same episode right now.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 11, 2018 12:07 AM |
Except none of that made it into the episode. ^- R 75
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 11, 2018 12:07 AM |
I’m luminol, R77.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 11, 2018 12:09 AM |
I'm former prosecutor Trey Gowdy, who shows up in the episodes that take place in SC.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 11, 2018 12:13 AM |
I’m the single fiber albiet from a wig or sweater that’s found and used to solve the case.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 11, 2018 12:20 AM |
The guy who killed his wife with an injection of succinylcholine could have gotten away with it if he hadn't called 911 so soon, giving the drug time to completely leave her system (~1 hour) or blabbed to coworkers that a person could easily be murdered that way.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 11, 2018 12:20 AM |
I'm the browser history the perpetrator didn't know he should clear.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 11, 2018 12:26 AM |
I’m the bloody thumb print found by police.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 11, 2018 12:28 AM |
I’m murder, madness, and mistaken identity.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 11, 2018 12:29 AM |
I'm the husband who shot his wife in the head and put the gun in her hand to make it look like a suicide. I didn't think of the fact that she was right handed and I shot her on the left side of her head.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 11, 2018 12:31 AM |
I’m the sketch artist.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 11, 2018 12:32 AM |
I'm the piece of rarefied plant life found on the floorboard of the perp's car.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 11, 2018 12:37 AM |
I'm the inheritance. The inheritance the suspect thought was worth......KILLING for. *cue ominous music*
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 11, 2018 1:11 AM |
I'm the surveillance tape from Walmart detectives watch showing the perp buying rope, duct tape, bleach and rubber gloves. A closeup of the dated, itemized receipt is shown to viewers.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 11, 2018 1:36 AM |
I’m the washing machine that was going when police arrived.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 11, 2018 1:44 AM |
I'm another, unsolved murder from years earlier that detectives think is related to this murder.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 11, 2018 2:18 AM |
I'm the shoe impression detectives determine is a size 10 Nike
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 11, 2018 2:24 AM |
I'm the frau who hardly or didn't even know the victim and organizes searches, candlelight vigils and bake sales giving her life meaning
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 11, 2018 2:24 AM |
I’m the shoe imprint in the tomato.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 11, 2018 2:26 AM |
I’m the purse left on the table when nobody’s home.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 11, 2018 2:28 AM |
I'm the affluent neighborhood where this kind of thing just isn't supposed to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 11, 2018 2:56 AM |
I'm the dental profession, which surprisingly seems to have a large number of psychopaths.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 11, 2018 2:58 AM |
I’m the exhumed body.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 11, 2018 3:08 AM |
I'm the victim's only family member who isn't interviewed; Spoiler alert.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 11, 2018 3:23 AM |
Taken from a TOMATO R94!!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 11, 2018 11:34 AM |
Shit! Sorry R96! I should’ve read a bit further.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 11, 2018 11:36 AM |
I’m the 300 lb fat suit used to get the depth of the tomato shoe impression just right.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 11, 2018 11:36 AM |
I'm apartment complexes, which are deathtraps for young, single women.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 11, 2018 11:52 AM |
R105 killer gained access through an unclocked window on the first floor.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 11, 2018 4:45 PM |
I am the struggle.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 11, 2018 5:45 PM |
I’m 1998.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 11, 2018 5:48 PM |
I'm the tough-as-nails female prosecutor, who put that sonofabitch away for life, with no parole. You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 11, 2018 5:49 PM |
I’m that other narrator—not Peter Thomas.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 11, 2018 5:52 PM |
I’m the surrounding plants that would tell investigators all they need to know about her killer.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 11, 2018 6:01 PM |
I’m the pager found deep within the plants not far from the body.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 11, 2018 6:04 PM |
I’m John List’s bust.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 11, 2018 8:31 PM |
I'm the killer's hubris.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 11, 2018 8:33 PM |
I'm the pseudoscientific blood spatter analysis.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 12, 2018 3:25 PM |
I just binged all of the FF on Netflix and I had to take numerous laugh breaks when reading this list. So fucking funny!
Anyhoo, *I* am the narrator's pregnant pauses before dramatic or disappointing revelations that allow the watcher to call out the clichéd phrase that will next be used!
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 12, 2018 3:56 PM |
I am the hefty bag of bloody evidence and weapons that the murderer meant to hurl into the river, but which accidentally landed on a big patch of ice right under the bridge in the middle of town!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 12, 2018 3:58 PM |
[quote]call out the clichéd phrase that will next be used!
I'm the one piece of evidence that holds the key to solving the puzzle.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 12, 2018 4:05 PM |
I am the stock footage close up of tiny vials with q-tips being rubbed inside them or eyedroppers dripping small amounts of liquid into them. I am used in episode after episode to indicate DNA and other forensic testing.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 12, 2018 4:29 PM |
I am the person who works in the fire prevention industry, either as a government inspector, insurance claim inspector or actual or failed firefighter who is actually A SERIAL ARSON!
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 12, 2018 4:30 PM |
I am the person who was a suspect being interviewed wearing a shirt that looks like scrubs. Turns out, I am not a surgeon, I am in jail for the crime.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 12, 2018 4:32 PM |
I'm the CAUTION tape that is always upside down.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 12, 2018 5:05 PM |
I'm the Medical Examiner, who is obviously a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 12, 2018 9:53 PM |
I'm the neighbors complaining of a foul odor coming from that other neighbor's house. Whatever could it be?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 12, 2018 11:47 PM |
I’m the family vacation that turned into a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 13, 2018 1:32 AM |
I’m the DNA—a good tool used to free one man, and convict another. That’s justice.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 13, 2018 1:34 AM |
I'm the richest guy in town, who is also the biggest asshole in town, and everybody hates his guts. It turns out the wife killed him because even she couldn't stand him, he was such a fucking asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 13, 2018 1:51 AM |
I’m the scientific proof.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 13, 2018 1:56 AM |
I'm the lye that he left in the store...as in he didn't purchase me.--- I'm the teeth still in the vic's head because he didn't think to smash them out. (doofus).--- I'm the hands and feet HE FORGOT to cut off!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 13, 2018 1:57 AM |
The railing paint on the tip of Mark Unger’s shoe.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 13, 2018 1:58 AM |
I’m the scientific analysis of brain tissue and shoes that sent a man away—for life.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 13, 2018 2:00 AM |
I’m the teenage boy that did not return.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 13, 2018 2:00 AM |
I'm the credit card statement that shows purchases for a bag of lye, choloroform, arsenic, cement and .22 caliber bullets all purchased two days before the murder. Some people are just so stupid it is fucking unbelievable.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 13, 2018 2:01 AM |
I’m the naked, sexually mutilated body of a young man—laying dead in a corn field.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 13, 2018 2:03 AM |
I'm the phone records showing the husband and mistress called each other 47 times in the days leading up to the wife's murder.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 13, 2018 2:05 AM |
I’m the trail of microscopic, single-cell evidence.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 13, 2018 2:28 AM |
I’m a mysterious illness affecting more than 4,000 people in Milwaukee, where over 100 people died.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 13, 2018 2:31 AM |
I'm the shocking discovery that police make during the investigation.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | November 13, 2018 4:02 AM |
I'm the Chicago Tylenol murders of 1982. I inspired a copycat killer...a killer who was...careless!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | November 13, 2018 1:28 PM |
I’m the theme music leading out to commercial played immediately after R139.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | November 13, 2018 1:34 PM |
I’m the tiny spec of blood and bone fragments found in the fire pit that lead investigators to the perpetrators.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | November 13, 2018 8:27 PM |
I’m the police hoping blood-splattered analysis will the solve the case of two murdered children.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | November 13, 2018 8:32 PM |
I’m the mangled mother of two murdered boys, but scientific analysis revealed that mother knew more about the murder than she was telling police.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | November 13, 2018 8:41 PM |
I’m the knife blade that told investigators something important about the killer.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | November 13, 2018 8:48 PM |
I’m the DNA that revealed nobody was there...the night of the murders.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | November 13, 2018 8:50 PM |
I'm the dimly lit police station where the local detectives are interviewed.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | November 13, 2018 8:50 PM |
I'm the buttons straining under the weight of the detectives gut.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | November 13, 2018 10:14 PM |
I’m the music teacher who ends up dead.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | November 14, 2018 12:31 AM |
I’m something that disturbs investigators and the dark and ominous tones playing in the background.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | November 14, 2018 12:49 AM |
I'm the seemingly perfect marriage that had a dark side few people knew about.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | November 14, 2018 1:19 AM |
I’m a teenage aspiring singer who ends up dead.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | November 14, 2018 1:32 AM |
LOL. I knew this thread would be a gem when I read the title. Love you all, but I want to marry R57.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | November 14, 2018 1:42 AM |
I'm the sink trap pipe that still holds some of the blood the killer tried to wash down the drain.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | November 14, 2018 1:45 AM |
I’m a huge discolored stain underneath a throwrug.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | November 14, 2018 1:48 AM |
I'm the best friend of the victim who never liked her husband. I always knew he would kill her one day.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | November 14, 2018 1:49 AM |
I’m a single strand of hair found on the victim’s thumb that identifies the killer.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | November 14, 2018 1:52 AM |
I'm the story that could be told in ten minutes without all the unnecessary drama, pregnant pauses, constant review and summary of what has so far been discovered......AND..... the constant commercial breaks.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | November 14, 2018 2:00 AM |
I'm the first husband, who died in a way that was eerily similar to the second husband.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | November 14, 2018 2:13 AM |
I’m dimethylnitrosamine (DMN).
by Anonymous | reply 159 | November 14, 2018 2:16 AM |
I'm the antifreeze mixed in the iced tea. I taste nice and sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | November 14, 2018 2:18 AM |
I’m the huge piece cut out of the bedroom’s wall-to-wall carpet.
The police wonder where I am.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | November 14, 2018 2:21 AM |
"I'm former prosecutor Trey Gowdy, who shows up in the episodes that take place in SC."
I'm Trey Gowdy's punchable face!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | November 14, 2018 2:26 AM |
I’m the TV viewer waiting for years for new episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | November 14, 2018 2:28 AM |
Im the little bit of semen left in the victims panties
by Anonymous | reply 164 | November 14, 2018 2:30 AM |
I’m the police officer found innocent that only happened on one episode.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | November 14, 2018 2:32 AM |
I'm the pubic hair found in the green shag carpet of the neighbor's van.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | November 14, 2018 2:35 AM |
I’m the jaw dropping hairstyles that appear on this show. A crime in themselves.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | November 14, 2018 2:47 AM |
I am the marriage that seemed idyllic on the surface, but harbored a dark secret.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | November 14, 2018 3:42 AM |
I’m the trailer trash relatives who “jist knowed summin’ was wrong.”
by Anonymous | reply 169 | November 14, 2018 3:48 AM |
I'm the state park employee who's about to get the shock of his life when he empties a trash can on the hiking trail.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | November 14, 2018 4:03 AM |
I'm the Russian mail order bride. I end up dead after I try to leave my husband.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | November 14, 2018 4:10 AM |
I'm the victim who "had it all" or who "was committed to their family" while having an affair.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | November 14, 2018 4:15 AM |
I’m the mistress. There is always a mistress.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | November 14, 2018 5:28 AM |
I'm the trailer park latch key kid. I'm an easy mark for the sex offenders who infest these communities.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | November 14, 2018 7:34 AM |
I’m the rug in the boyfriend’s living room that’s replaced the day after the murder. This doesn’t set off any alarm bells until 5 years later when the victims decomposed body is found in a shallow grave wrapped in the rug the boyfriend replaced.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | November 14, 2018 8:21 AM |
I’m the grifter with a long criminal history who attended the college party. I’m ALWAYS the one who did it.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | November 14, 2018 8:27 AM |
I'm semen.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | November 14, 2018 8:27 AM |
I'm the air embolism; air injected into the jugular to create an air bubble that cause the old lady's stroke. of course that woman's granddaughter is a nurse and beneficiary of her estate.
I'm discovered by the ME during the second autopsy, when they exhume Granny's body 2 years after the burial.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | November 14, 2018 8:47 AM |
I’m the killer’s dog. If it weren’t for one of my stray hairs having been found on the victim’s body he would have gotten away with it.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | November 14, 2018 8:55 AM |
I’m the cheapskate killer who instead of getting rid of the bloodied clothes and shoes that I wore while murdering my neighbour, I wash and continue to the wear the exact same outfit all around town. This leads to someone identifying me as the person seen running from the crime scene on the day of the murder. My shoe print matches the one under my neighbours window.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | November 14, 2018 9:06 AM |
I'm the ads for Lyrica, Eliquis, Humira, Jublia, and home catheter delivery that appear every eight minutes. I tell you what the demographic is for this show..
by Anonymous | reply 181 | November 14, 2018 9:42 AM |
I'm the psychic they bring in out of sheer desperation. I don't help one fucking bit.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | November 14, 2018 10:53 AM |
I want Forensic Files back on the air, with DLers writing the scripts!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | November 14, 2018 11:21 AM |
I'm the pubic hair.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | November 14, 2018 12:11 PM |
Forensic Files plays on The Justice Network, a station I like to keep on my workroom TV when I have a particularly hairy problem to unravel.
I recognize a lot of these cases.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | November 14, 2018 2:30 PM |
I am Tony Underwood, now retired from SBI. When I made appearances on FF I was the only law enforcement person to display any animation or charisma on screen. I have lovely eyes but I have gotten a bit tubby over the years.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | November 14, 2018 2:30 PM |
No -- FF is on The Escape Network
by Anonymous | reply 187 | November 14, 2018 2:33 PM |
I'm DNA recovered from saliva on the back of a stamp. Didn't think about me, did you, Mr. Clever Criminal?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | November 14, 2018 4:14 PM |
I'm Joanne Chambers. I stalked myself and tried to pin it on a colleague I didn't like.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | November 14, 2018 7:40 PM |
I'm Darrin Routier's snaggle tooth and mullet.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | November 14, 2018 7:44 PM |
Lack of evidence compells investigators to look beyond the obvious when a woman is beaten to death.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | November 14, 2018 11:02 PM |
I’m the gut of an investigator’s gut. “Something doesn’t seem right”.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | November 14, 2018 11:41 PM |
I’m the antifree.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | November 14, 2018 11:51 PM |
"Technology caught up with the investigation and solved the case for us."
by Anonymous | reply 194 | November 15, 2018 12:30 AM |
I’m a a quiet waitress who hasn’t been to work in two-days, without calling in. My manager grew alarmed. When police were notified, they suspected foul play.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | November 15, 2018 12:32 AM |
Investigators face a growing list of suspects after a beautiful flight attendant is brutally murderer in her own home.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | November 15, 2018 1:01 AM |
Lol r193 I just watched that one last night! Stupid bitch forgot to wipe her prints off the glass.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | November 15, 2018 1:24 AM |
This has been my favorite Let's Pretend We're A thread ever. So many laughs.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | November 15, 2018 1:53 AM |
I wonder how many people get away with murder now because of all they learn from these shows. On Disappeared the cases were hardly ever solved.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | November 15, 2018 1:54 AM |
I’m the finger prints, CCTV, and DNA testing that provide the keys to the thief and killer of an inside job.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | November 15, 2018 1:57 AM |
I'm the victims's mother, who always hated the victim's husband and had his goddamn number from day 1. I knew the son of a bitch did it as soon as I got the 4am phone call.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | November 15, 2018 2:02 AM |
I'm the house fire that was started in an attempt to burn all the evidence, but even fire is no match for forensic science.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | November 15, 2018 2:15 AM |
R89 I just saw that episode this weekend. She was a fuckin' nut ball.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | November 15, 2018 2:20 AM |
I'm the humorous puns used as episode titles, which are rather inappropriate given the content of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | November 15, 2018 2:52 AM |
I’m the skeletal remains found in a shallow grave. Scientists estimate that I’ve been there for less than 8 years, and that I’m a petite Asian female, approximately 120lbs.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | November 15, 2018 3:11 AM |
I’m the female restructurist.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | November 15, 2018 3:13 AM |
I’m the facial restructurist.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | November 15, 2018 3:13 AM |
I’m the “Gentlemen’s Club”. I am featured in a number of episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | November 15, 2018 3:15 AM |
I'm the big frizzy 80s hair and crusty bangs on the wife, a style she was still wearing when she was killed in 2005.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | November 15, 2018 3:46 AM |
I am the young 20 year old female "free spirit" who disappeared while hitchhiking to California.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | November 15, 2018 3:55 AM |
I'm the hydrogen peroxide & water combo that none of these mooks knows is the best way to destroy blood evidence. I'm in Oxyclean, btw
by Anonymous | reply 211 | November 15, 2018 4:16 AM |
I'm the woman whose body was finally identified 40 years after I was last seen, when a sister or niece posted about me on a "missing" website. My mother and stepfather never reported me missing because I used to take off for weeks at a time. (Except I really never took off for more than two or theee days, when I tried to run away from the horror of my stepfather abusing me).
My body was found in a California park. I was last seen in Ohio.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | November 15, 2018 4:22 AM |
I'm the victim being profiled. I was smart, pretty, happy and had dreams of becoming a pediatrician. Life was great until I hit a little bump in the road. That bump was my pregnancy, which resulted from my job as an exotic dancer/prostitute, which I became due to my drug addiction. .
My little sister is now a hard looking, obese 56 year old and muses on camera what I would've been like if I'd lived. Would I have straightened my life out, got married, had more children and been here for all those thanksgivings and christmases?
by Anonymous | reply 213 | November 15, 2018 4:30 AM |
I tbe tiny needle hole detected on autopsy
by Anonymous | reply 214 | November 15, 2018 4:35 AM |
I’m the third time the victim’s remains are exhumed, over protests of the surviving spouse.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | November 15, 2018 4:40 AM |
I've always wondered ... if you shot yourself, would the gun remain in your hand? I would think you'd drop the gun as soon as the shot jolted your body. Your arm would drop. Your hand would still be holding a gun? Doesn't make sense.
The gun would drop nearby
by Anonymous | reply 216 | November 15, 2018 4:41 AM |
I'm the shirt the victim would have given you off of his back
by Anonymous | reply 217 | November 15, 2018 5:32 AM |
T216 I believe this would depend on many factors. One of them being how someone’s hand would contract (or splay open) after gun was fired. Even if it opened, depending on how it was held, at what angle, etc., the loop around the trigger (whatever it’s called) could become entangled with fingers, keeping it in vacinity of the hand...or coming to rest there.
Just guessing....
by Anonymous | reply 218 | November 15, 2018 6:00 AM |
I meant for R216
by Anonymous | reply 219 | November 15, 2018 6:01 AM |
I'm the superglue dropped onto foil.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | November 15, 2018 6:13 AM |
I'm the female bartender of the neighborhood bar (local version of the Cheers bar) who saw a negative interaction between the victim (female, deceased) and one of the male regulars. I poured the last shot from a bottle of Galliano (murder weapon) and, at his request, gave the empty bottle to the male regular. Police never bothered to interview me, but now I'm here to say that I think the male regular killed the female victim.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | November 15, 2018 6:15 AM |
LOL @ R217
by Anonymous | reply 222 | November 15, 2018 7:55 AM |
I'm the forged signature on the life insurance policy.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | November 15, 2018 10:29 AM |
I'm the implacable voice of Peter Thomas. I am slow but relentless...like justice.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | November 15, 2018 10:40 AM |
I'm the body of the first husband being exhumed out of the ground for a second autopsy, after the cops realize that the psycho bitch probably poisoned him too, like the bitch just did with the second husband.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | November 15, 2018 10:56 AM |
I'm the expensive homes the victims live in, regardless of income.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | November 15, 2018 11:22 AM |
I'm the super glue fumes.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | November 15, 2018 12:20 PM |
I'm the pretty young lady who mysteriously disappears while driving through some Godforsaken white trash shithole town in the South, the Midwest or Kern County, California.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | November 15, 2018 12:25 PM |
I'm this logo. If you see me, it means shit's about to be GOOD!
by Anonymous | reply 229 | November 15, 2018 12:33 PM |
I'm the initial suspect they initially throw under the bus--by name, and on national television--only to exonerate me later.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | November 15, 2018 12:41 PM |
I am the hardworking lonely doctor who thought I had found my soulmate. Until he took me on a romantic anniversary trip to the mountains, and pushed me off a trail. It turns out his first wife died under mysterious circumstances as well.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | November 15, 2018 12:57 PM |
I'm the embarrassing "Oooh!" that escaped my lips when I discovered that Forensic Files is on Netflix.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | November 15, 2018 12:59 PM |
I'm the Forensic Files binge-watch on Netflix, which is more addictive than meth or crack cocaine.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | November 15, 2018 1:02 PM |
[quote]I'm the initial suspect they initially throw under the bus--by name, and on national television--only to exonerate me later.
And they do that ALL THE TIME, like every third episode! Can you even imagine how angry YOU would be if you were one of those people?
by Anonymous | reply 234 | November 15, 2018 1:03 PM |
I am the motley crew of handymen, registered sex offenders, and parolees that are rounded up initially for questioning as persons of interest, only to be cleared shortly into the half hour of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | November 15, 2018 1:05 PM |
r234 I think they sometimes changed the identity of the "initial suspect"
by Anonymous | reply 236 | November 15, 2018 1:11 PM |
I'm the lands and grooves on the badly mangled bullet retrieved from the victim's body, which when compared with a bullet fired from the suspect's gun under a double comparison microscope at 50x magnification, lead astute investigators to only one, inescapable conclusion . . . .
by Anonymous | reply 237 | November 15, 2018 1:17 PM |
I'm the gas station next to the Interstate, where the hungry killer stops for snacks after dumping the body. The security camera footage and eyewitness testimony will come in very handy later on.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | November 15, 2018 2:37 PM |
I'm the stupid white trash sex offender who decided to stage his own death to get the insurance money
by Anonymous | reply 239 | November 15, 2018 3:43 PM |
For those who watch the show and caught the Ari Squire episode, this is truly bizarre. Remember he faked his death and killed a 20-year-old man in his stead? I found his online obituary, which contains condolences from his fake death. (He did commit suicide when the police were closing in, so he died not too long after these posts.) Still very odd.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | November 15, 2018 4:05 PM |
R234 I am the names that have been changed to protect the innocent.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | November 15, 2018 6:13 PM |
She was a dedicated mother, and a loving wife...
by Anonymous | reply 242 | November 15, 2018 6:43 PM |
I’m the neighbour with a key piece of evidence who never said a word until questioned 15 years later. The case made national headlines and was referenced many times as a big mystery on numerous tv shows for years and yet I said nothing. Then one day the cold case cops knock on my door asking whether I saw a blue sedan loitering outside the victims home that fateful night. I sure did, I reply. And bang, 15 years later after much frustration and the ongoing anguish of the family the mystery is solved. I’m a moron.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | November 15, 2018 7:16 PM |
We're the doltish parents, happy to marry off our old maid daughter to the murdering grifter who recently blew into town.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | November 15, 2018 7:18 PM |
R81 I wish Trey would consult his old FF tapes fir hairdo re-inspiration.
R91 I am the 8 cents the killer saved by scanning their shoppers club card.
Lastly, I am the psycho mother in law who bragged that she breastfed HER GRANDCHILD because that sorry excuse of a mother (the victim) cannot raise him properly!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | November 15, 2018 7:34 PM |
I'm the grainy, black and white footage of the no-tell motel parking lot, where the killer paid the hit man.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | November 15, 2018 8:48 PM |
[quote]Lastly, I am the psycho mother in law who bragged that she breastfed HER GRANDCHILD
Not possible unless she was herself recently pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | November 15, 2018 9:03 PM |
I'm the service road off of the highway. I serve as a depository for bludgeoned corpses.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | November 15, 2018 9:44 PM |
R247 I shit you not, that was granny's big claim to fame. And told in Peter Thomas' even keel voice, although he had to been thinking WTF???? but somehow remained composed.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | November 15, 2018 10:39 PM |
R247- I think if you try to nurse a child enough times, those hormones kick in and you can start to lactate. Obviously, only if you’re a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | November 15, 2018 11:21 PM |
I’m the Kodak Disc camera which provides photographic evidence that the victim was drugged and pushed off a cliff.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | November 15, 2018 11:23 PM |
I'm the shoes in the suspect's closet that match the shoe prints at the crime scene. Later forensic analysis reveals the same kind of dirt is on them. You'd think the stupid dumbass killers would get rid of such an obvious piece of evidence, but this one happens over and over.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | November 15, 2018 11:28 PM |
I'm the pinking shears the Air Force guy, who was dumping his wife for his hot Thai housekeeper, used to cut up the floppy disk that had all the evidence on it. Later on some brainiac scotch-tapes that shit together and nails his ass to the wall.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | November 15, 2018 11:50 PM |
People this is the Grandma Breastfeeder episode....
by Anonymous | reply 254 | November 15, 2018 11:52 PM |
I’m the I.T guy hired to look into the suspects internet history. The suspect deleted his history but I’m still able to find that in the week leading to the murder the idiot husband googled “how to get away with murder” and “best insurance policies”.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | November 15, 2018 11:58 PM |
I'm the cigarette the prime suspect crushed on the sidewalk, and I'm scooped up by the Chief Investigator on the case, and tested for DNA that matches the crime scene. Gotcha!
by Anonymous | reply 256 | November 16, 2018 12:02 AM |
I’m the mistress who shacked up with the widower 3 weeks after he killed his wife. Her murder was fine with me for an entire decade while I lived in her house and spent the insurance money, until he dumped me for a younger woman. Now, I’m suddenly overcome with the need to “do the right thing” and tell the cops I suspect that SOB killed his poor, poor wife all those years ago. Of course I claim I had no idea or I would have reported him long ago.....
by Anonymous | reply 257 | November 16, 2018 12:08 AM |
I'm the guilt you feel because you think the killer is pretty hot and you imagine what having sex with him would be like.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | November 16, 2018 12:37 AM |
I am the retired detective. This case is the one I wish I could have solved before my career ended. It haunts me still.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | November 16, 2018 12:38 AM |
I'm the unlikely source the investigators turned to.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | November 16, 2018 12:47 AM |
I’m arsenic. No one ever checks for me until it’s too late.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | November 16, 2018 1:03 AM |
OMG....r254 ‘s episode has the CLASSIC opening:
[quote]”A young woman just landed her first big modeling job...a few hours later, she disappeared. The weave pattern on some fabric, the mixture of some concrete, and a dog hair were the keys to the mystery.”
TELL ME MORE ! ! !
by Anonymous | reply 262 | November 16, 2018 1:10 AM |
[quote]R256 I'm the cigarette the prime suspect crushed on the sidewalk, and I'm scooped up by the Chief Investigator on the case, and tested for DNA that matches the crime scene. Gotcha!
But Wait!
This usually only happens AFTER they’ve been trailing the canny killer for 3 months, in which time he’s discarded NOTHING!
by Anonymous | reply 263 | November 16, 2018 1:13 AM |
I'm the 47 stab wounds, which the investigator tells us is "overkill."
by Anonymous | reply 264 | November 16, 2018 2:42 AM |
I’m the much younger handyman who ends up marrying the wealthy widow. Everyone knows I did it from the minute I’m introduced into the story.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | November 16, 2018 3:25 AM |
I'm the daughter who defends my cold-blooded father for years, only to find out he really did kill my mother.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | November 16, 2018 3:46 AM |
I’m the unlucky bastards who have to comb through the local landfill to find any remains of the woman and toddler daughter who disappeared 2 months ago.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | November 16, 2018 4:20 AM |
I’m the dumbass murderer who has watched a bazillion tv shows and movies for years and still never figured out that the best place for that body is in water. The swampier, the better.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | November 16, 2018 4:24 AM |
I’m the good looking yet aimless former high school football star from the wrong side of the tracks who dumps his hot blonde stripper girlfriend to marry the plain Jane socially awkward spinster daughter of the richest guy in town. She’s mysteriously murdered 2 years into the marriage. It won’t take long for DNA evidence to pin this on me.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | November 16, 2018 4:55 AM |
I'm the psycho teacher who mailed death threats to myself and even shit on my own chair.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | November 16, 2018 5:05 AM |
I’m the high school photo of the victim from 1985, making it clear that no one in the Midwest during the 80s had a flattering hairstyle.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | November 16, 2018 5:31 AM |
R57 LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 273 | November 16, 2018 5:49 AM |
We’re the family who have just decided to put in a pool. Unfortunately for our summer plans the excavator has just dug up the skeleton of a woman. Turns out the old guy who lived in the house until his death and who claimed his wife left him in the middle of night 45 years ago, had actually killed her. His kids always suspected him, but he got away with it.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | November 16, 2018 6:36 AM |
The murderer's daughter in r267 also denies that her skeezy dad also had three-ways with two grannies in town....apparently this guy was such a charmer that he got Granny number 2 to shoot Granny number 1 when she realized that yeah this shit's getting too weird....
by Anonymous | reply 275 | November 16, 2018 12:07 PM |
^^^^^I am M. William Phelps. I commentate on the BEST FF episodes. Also the jury is still out on whether that's a hairpiece or not.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | November 16, 2018 12:08 PM |
I can't imagine dealing with the reality my father killed my mother. I can see how children in that position resort to cognitive dissonance -- it's hard enough to lose one parent to murder. If they abandoned the other parent, they're all alone.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | November 16, 2018 12:12 PM |
"She was a hardworking, cheerful girl who made friends easily -- this time, the wrong friends."
by Anonymous | reply 278 | November 16, 2018 12:32 PM |
Yeah how come these girls always go from cheerleader, yearbook editor, valedictorian to Faces of Meth Stripper with Visible C Section Scar while stripping.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | November 16, 2018 12:44 PM |
I'm the dog. My hair gets fucking everywhere. You are so going to get caught because my hair will be at the crime scene and somewhere on the victim.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | November 16, 2018 1:02 PM |
I am a fresh corpse. I was buried at the edge of a graveyard. Some idiotic, trashy couple dug me up, put me in the husbands car & set me on fire so the trashy couple could cash in on a life insurance policy.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | November 16, 2018 1:36 PM |
I'm the shallow grave near the hiking trail.
We're the forest critters who unearthed the body.
I'm the hiker who followed after my squirrel-chasing dog the following spring. It took me a few moments to realize the skull among the scattered bones was human. In the artsy edge-blurred shot of the cordoned-off forest crime scene, I'll be played by a middle-aged actor in head-to toe camo but actually I'm a beanie-wearing hipster in Filson.
I'm the tarp the killer bought at Federal Army and Navy Surplus kept in his car for 20 years before ending up a hasty shroud, and my Korean War-era label and bonanza of forensic evidence from the trunk of his '95 Saturn are like winning the Lotto for the Medical Examiner. My former owner might as well have just left his business card tucked in the dead man's breast pocket.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | November 16, 2018 2:16 PM |
I'm John List's lack of vanity, which precluded him wearing contact lenses.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | November 16, 2018 2:25 PM |
R268 omg that poor woman's decomposing leg dangling from the bucket of the bulldozer in the landfill....horrible.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | November 16, 2018 2:37 PM |
I'm Skip Palenik. I sound like an obscure character from a 1960s sitcom but I'm actually an internationally renowned forensic microscopist.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | November 16, 2018 3:03 PM |
I'm blood-stained sneakers worn by the killer while being interviewed by the police. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | November 16, 2018 3:41 PM |
He was a quiet, studious boy interested in puppets. And then the first dog disappeared...
by Anonymous | reply 287 | November 16, 2018 3:47 PM |
I am these glasses. I am proof that bad eyewear fashion is a trait that all killers possess.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | November 16, 2018 4:32 PM |
I'm the shirt that "he would give you off his back"
by Anonymous | reply 289 | November 16, 2018 4:50 PM |
I'm the TV news bimbo commenting that "the community was shocked by the triple homicide because he was a Christian and actively involved in his church."
Well, there's your answer, toots...
by Anonymous | reply 290 | November 16, 2018 4:52 PM |
We're the forensic geologist/forensic dentist/handwriting analyst. We all kind of look like serial killers ourselves.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | November 16, 2018 5:58 PM |
I’m the black bars on either side of the picture because The show is so old, no one is going to re-format it for modern rectangular screens.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | November 16, 2018 6:12 PM |
I'm the racist "violent crime like this just doesn't happen in our community" dog whistle.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | November 16, 2018 7:32 PM |
i'm the insurance policy that was taken out about a week before the husband/wife was brutally murdered .
by Anonymous | reply 294 | November 16, 2018 7:57 PM |
I'm a very simple game that is too complicated for R287, R196, et al.
A game...that would turn...DEADLY.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | November 16, 2018 8:32 PM |
I’m the shoes staged on”random” steps to look like the victim took a lethal tumble down the stairs on her way to do laundry complete with strangulation ligatures.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | November 16, 2018 11:13 PM |
I’m the “saved” Word 95 document uncovered by computer forensic specialists in the computer’s history.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | November 16, 2018 11:19 PM |
I’m google maps used in later episodes—2011.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | November 17, 2018 12:40 AM |
I’m an Ohio mother with two daughters who go missing while vacationing in Florida. But, our bodies turn up floating in Tampa Bay.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | November 17, 2018 12:42 AM |
I’m a California woman found dead in a yacht in a apparent love gone wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | November 17, 2018 1:26 AM |
*an
by Anonymous | reply 301 | November 17, 2018 1:27 AM |
I’m a jury member and I expect to hear forensic evidence. If you can’t provide forensic evidence, you’ll have a hard time proving your case.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | November 17, 2018 1:30 AM |
R300 is Natalie wood
Ugh r299 I HATE that story. Horrifying. Oh and the farmer dad could care less cuz he's got chores to do ya know?
by Anonymous | reply 303 | November 17, 2018 1:43 AM |
I'm the bloody palm print the killer left at the scene. I mean really, how fucking stupid can one person be?
by Anonymous | reply 304 | November 17, 2018 1:53 AM |
I'm the concerned co-worker that notices you're not at work... and well..that's just not like you, so I go to your house and find your corpse in the hallway by the bathroom....
by Anonymous | reply 305 | November 17, 2018 1:55 AM |
I'm the dismembered body parts, an unexpected surprise for fishermen, hikers and garbage collectors everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | November 17, 2018 3:12 AM |
I’m ‘ROC’ written in blood on the wall of a murdered airline employee. And no, Roc didn’t do it.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | November 17, 2018 3:18 AM |
Yeah the one @ R299 stayed with me too. I cant imagine their terror when they realized their mistake in trusting that monster.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | November 17, 2018 3:20 AM |
I'm the creepy echo-voice that's used to read a suicide note or a journal entry from the deceased.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | November 17, 2018 3:22 AM |
I'm the nuclear reactor that's used to test hair for arsenic. No shit, this is really true!
by Anonymous | reply 310 | November 17, 2018 3:40 AM |
i'm the sole person living in the year 2000 who doesn't know there are video cameras everywhere...
by Anonymous | reply 311 | November 17, 2018 4:04 AM |
I’m the greedy idiot son who hires his friends to help him kill his rich parents. Naturally, since we’re just college kids who have watched one too many episodes of forensic files, we actually have no idea what we’re doing and we leave a sea of evidence that eventually leads the cops right to us.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | November 17, 2018 8:32 AM |
I think the college kids DIDN'T watch Forensic Files....
by Anonymous | reply 313 | November 17, 2018 10:05 AM |
I am the semi-hot actor in the re-enactment! Of course they’re going to make the murdered and the murderer a lot hotter than in real life!
We have to keep you watching somehow, even though 99% of these are about insurance policies!
by Anonymous | reply 314 | November 17, 2018 1:11 PM |
I’m mitochondrial DNA, that’s MISS ROSS TO YOU!!!
I make an overly dramatic Mildred Pierce entrance into the frostiest of the cold case crimes!
Extra Points: I also make the original detectives from 23 yrs ago look like drooling Neanderthals!
by Anonymous | reply 315 | November 17, 2018 1:32 PM |
I'm the series of events that led to a chain reaction that ended in..............MURDER!
by Anonymous | reply 316 | November 17, 2018 3:08 PM |
I’m the complete confession that the murderer gives to his perfect stranger cell mate, while temporarily locked up for a minor offense! I’m chock full of details that only the perpetrator would know!
by Anonymous | reply 317 | November 17, 2018 5:17 PM |
I’m paint chips & tire impressions
by Anonymous | reply 318 | November 17, 2018 6:02 PM |
I’m the local murder being portrayed on one of these shows. The murdered woman is profiled as a loving mom struggling to make life better for herself and her young daughter. She has a job where she’s hoping to work herself up to manager. There is an obligatory cameo from one of her coworkers, saying that the victim was very dedicated to her job....on the days that she showed up. The victim has a bf, but sometimes goes to clubs with her friends to unwind and dance ....and maybe meet Mr Right.
IRL, you know the victim was a slutty girl who got pregnant, dropped out of HS and lives with her mother who watches her baby for her, along with the babies of her likewise HS dropout sister. Her mom has a regular rotisserie of men...”uncles”... who appear and disappear from the family’s life, then appear again, etc. The victim and her friends pick up guys for casual sex at the local club, then get beaten by their bfs, who are extremely jealous. The victim's bf dropped her off at her mother’s house at 4:15 am, after the club closed. He was the last one to see her alive....or was he?
After a half an hour of meandering story padding, the announcer finally tells the audience that the victim got a text on her phone at 4:30 am, from a man saying he saw her at the club & she’s real sexy ....how would she like to meet him and go for a ride with him in his new sports car?
He’s parked outside her door. He followed her bf’s car to her house from the club because she’s such a beautiful, sexy lady that he just had to get to know her. She says sure, and hops into the car with this strange guy who’d been ogling her at the club. Her body is found in the woods several days later by a homeless man searching for recyclables. The entire town is in an uproar, says the narrator, wanting police to find the heartless killer of this young mom. (IRL, no one outside her family cares because her behavior for the past few years pretty much guarantees she’d get murdered and oh yeah, the father of her baby is a gang member. And the “club” isn’t really a club, it’s just a dive bar with a dj). The shining, beautiful, loving, dedicated young mom is really ratty looking young woman who cruises bars til they close, has a “bf” at every bar and often stays away from home for a few days, which is why her mom didn’t report her missing til Monday.
The killer is a dishoberably discharged marine who lives in gang territory a few towns away and has the tats to prove it. He claimed she fell and hit her head on a table in his garage & died. He provides a cockamamie reason for why the two were in the garage, where blood spatters were found. He panicked after she accidentally died, so he wrapped her in a blanket & placed her body in woods off the service road at the next expressway exit over.
He dies of AIDS in jail 5 years later.
A little girl is now growing up without a mom. But there are photos and videos of her martyred mom - from happier times) - the girl can watch through the years. Plus another uncle will be coming along soon.....
by Anonymous | reply 319 | November 17, 2018 6:21 PM |
I'm the vial of blood I'm going to place in my arm so when they test "my blood" the DNA won't match the perpetrator. Unfortunately the lab tech eventually realizes the blood appears old and the jig is up.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | November 17, 2018 6:37 PM |
I'm the blood and saliva samples the LAPD steals from the coroner to hide the fact that the murderer is one of their own. Unfortunately, their search of the freezers miss one sample...
by Anonymous | reply 321 | November 17, 2018 6:39 PM |
1. I'm the dumb ass doctors perplexed by the patient's unusual symptoms that ebb and flow.
2. I'm anyone who has watched FF and knows it's arsenic poisoning, you morons.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | November 17, 2018 7:10 PM |
R319 Gurl, waaaay too much time on your hands.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | November 17, 2018 8:51 PM |
Ignore R323, R319, you have talent.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | November 17, 2018 10:33 PM |
I'm the encyclopedic knowledge of both antifreeze poisoning and arsenic poisoning that we never thought we would have, thanks to Forensic Files.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | November 17, 2018 10:55 PM |
R319 Does not understand the premise of this thread. Sad.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | November 18, 2018 12:20 AM |
I’m the FBI Forensic Analyst.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | November 18, 2018 1:25 AM |
I’m the point-by-point analysis.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | November 18, 2018 1:28 AM |
I’m Charles Barbee’s jeans.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | November 18, 2018 1:29 AM |
I’m a small farm town in Canada that made national news when a young patient was raped by her doctor. DNA analysis proved he was innocent but she claimed the DNA analysis...was wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | November 18, 2018 1:32 AM |
I’m Dr. Schneebeger.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | November 18, 2018 1:39 AM |
Schneeberger.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | November 18, 2018 1:39 AM |
I’m the shed where the standout husband and father keeps his victims’ trophies.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | November 18, 2018 1:57 AM |
I’m a woman’s car, abandoned along a Philadelphia highway, still running. But, was there enough evidence to solve the case?
by Anonymous | reply 334 | November 18, 2018 2:02 AM |
I'm a weirdly obvious statement that an interviewee says just for the sake of saying something.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | November 18, 2018 2:15 AM |
Nah, it's a true story that happened in what was my (now much changed) hometown and it was on one of those shows. Skank woman meets up with skank murderer. Mayhem occurred
by Anonymous | reply 336 | November 18, 2018 2:42 AM |
I'm the creepy weird guy who witnesses saw wandering around the apartment complex.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | November 18, 2018 3:25 AM |
I’m the strand of hair found in the cat’s feces that proved that the ex-husband was in the house that fateful day.
AMA
by Anonymous | reply 338 | November 18, 2018 3:30 AM |
I’m the dad joke/one liner title of the episode.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | November 18, 2018 3:32 AM |
I’m the scary realization that the killer in this old ep was eligible for parole years ago and ... may be lurking in my hallway as the credits roll!!!
by Anonymous | reply 340 | November 18, 2018 3:33 AM |
I'm the no missing valuables, which indicates that robbery was not a motive.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | November 18, 2018 3:51 AM |
I’m the evidence that a struggle took place.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | November 18, 2018 3:52 AM |
I'm the 911 operator with big poofy hair, typing frantically with her talon-like long fingernails.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | November 18, 2018 3:56 AM |
I'm the victims' iPods.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | November 18, 2018 3:57 AM |
I’m the little child (usually with a horrible name like Kaylene or Montana) who was so young at the time that they cannot remember their mother.
(cut to shot of a peaceful graveyard)
by Anonymous | reply 345 | November 18, 2018 4:56 AM |
I’m sadness. Even if they make new episodes it will not be the same without the great Peter Thomas.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | November 18, 2018 10:36 AM |
I am the placid lake on the outskirts of town. Soon, I will give up my secret.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | November 18, 2018 6:39 PM |
R307 You know Roc was hoping this would launch him into stardom!!!!! That guy totally wanted a show of his own.
Also, I am the slice of pizza the ex con prostitution ring-leader ate after he killed the poor newly MS diagnosed victim in that episode.....
by Anonymous | reply 348 | November 18, 2018 7:45 PM |
I'm the victim who struggled with drug addiction. I was "getting my life together" in the months before the murder, adding another layer of pathos to my death.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | November 18, 2018 7:58 PM |
I’m the rich girl who likes the seedier side of life. My friends are grifters, my boyfriend is a drug addict. Despite this, my parents go on vacation leaving me all alone in their palatial home. Guess what happens to me after my “friends” ransack the house?
by Anonymous | reply 350 | November 18, 2018 11:04 PM |
I’m the crumpled Walmart receipt which led to the murderer’s undoing.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | November 19, 2018 1:47 AM |
I'm the next-door neighbor who always thought the husband was creepy and shady. Turns out I was right!
by Anonymous | reply 352 | November 19, 2018 1:55 AM |
I’m the best friend to whom the victim said that if anything ever happened to her, her husband did it.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | November 19, 2018 1:57 AM |
I’m the DNA under the victim’s fingernails. She fought for her life and lost....but ....could she solve this crime from beyond the grave?
by Anonymous | reply 354 | November 19, 2018 1:58 AM |
I’m the widow’s former husband — who, by an amazing coincidence, died in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY as the current deceased husband.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | November 19, 2018 2:45 AM |
I'm the fly larva, left on a rotting murder victim's corpse that will help tell the time of death.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | November 19, 2018 2:50 AM |
I’m the red paint that was spilled in the trunk of the car. I’m initially mistaken for blood. This sends investigators on a wild goose chase for a while. The biggest question of the episode is why anyone would have red paint in their car, then spill all over the trunk and then not bother to clean it up. That was the real mystery in that episode.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | November 19, 2018 3:10 AM |
i'm the background check . If one was done it would have revealed the husband was the last one to see a family friend alive who had fallen down stairs to their death . His wife also dies falling down the stairs....
by Anonymous | reply 358 | November 19, 2018 3:24 AM |
I'm child support. Instead of paying the husband would rather murder the wife....
by Anonymous | reply 359 | November 19, 2018 3:26 AM |
I’m the husband who raises the insurance policy amount to a million bucks. The plan was to wait a year and then bump off my wife so that no one is suspicious. But my greed gets the better of me and she’s dead by the end of the week. To no ones surprise but mine I don’t get away with it.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | November 19, 2018 5:10 AM |
I'm the stupid bitch who didn't have my husband's body cremated after I poisoned him to death. Instead I had him buried just so investigators could dig him up five months later to find out I'm guilty as fuck. Doh!
by Anonymous | reply 361 | November 19, 2018 5:48 AM |
R361 I've seen it where they test the cremains in gas chromatograph mass spectrometer!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | November 19, 2018 12:45 PM |
I'm the suspect who didn't realize footprints are as unique as fingerprints.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | November 19, 2018 12:47 PM |
[quote]I've seen it where they test the cremains in gas chromatograph mass spectrometer!!!!
Burying cremains? That's what rivers are for, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 364 | November 19, 2018 1:00 PM |
I'm the victim of the house fire who does not have any soot in her lungs which leads investigators to believe that smoke inhalation was not, in fact, the cause of death.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | November 19, 2018 1:45 PM |
I’m a forensic entomologist. I’m an expert on the maggots, larvae and blowflies found crawling all over a decaying corpse.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | November 19, 2018 7:28 PM |
I'm Skip Sperber, forensic odontologist. Don't confuse me with that bitch Skip Palenik, forensic microscopist.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | November 20, 2018 1:10 AM |
R362 Bringing the laughs!
by Anonymous | reply 368 | November 20, 2018 1:23 AM |
I’m the mid-40s gay men, on his second career, working the case.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | November 20, 2018 3:17 AM |
I'm the victim's own nylon stockings that were used to strangle her to death.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | November 20, 2018 4:08 AM |
I’m the rapist who gets away with it for fifteen years because at the time of the rape, his DNA wasn’t in CODIS. It wasn’t until the cold case detective decides to re-run the DNA through CODIS that there’s a match. Turns out the perpetrator was jailed and awaiting trial for another rape, not to mention he had bragged to his cell mates about ‘raping a girl and getting away with it’.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | November 20, 2018 4:34 AM |
I'm the cyanide episodes, which makes you ask "how the FUCK do all these people get their hands on cyanide?"
by Anonymous | reply 372 | November 20, 2018 5:06 AM |
[quote]R365 I'm the victim of the house fire who does not have any soot in her lungs which leads investigators to believe that smoke inhalation was not, in fact, the cause of death.
“However, it wasn’t long before it was the ALIBI of the PRIME SUSPECT that would GO UP IN FLAMES!”
(Cue Commercial Break)
by Anonymous | reply 373 | November 20, 2018 6:22 AM |
I’m your average viewer, now forever terrified of getting married.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | November 20, 2018 6:24 AM |
The average viewer should also be shit scared of their creepy neighbor and that overly friendly guy at the office r374
by Anonymous | reply 375 | November 20, 2018 9:08 AM |
I'm the episode that disturbs you. All the episodes are disturbing, but I'm the one that stays with you.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | November 20, 2018 2:21 PM |
I am as described by R374.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | November 20, 2018 2:22 PM |
r376, not a Forensic Files episode, but rather Cold Case Files: the story of Theresa Knorr affected me more than any other true crime show. The utter depravity never left me.
This woman tortured two of her teenage daughters to death with the help of her other children (including lighting one of them on fire by the side of the rood -- while she was still alive, but very sick.) I don't generally believe in evil, but this woman is evil.
After I watched the episode, I had to go outside and take a walk and remind myself that there is beauty and goodness in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | November 20, 2018 2:26 PM |
I am the ring Erika Sifrit stole off the guy she murdered, as well as the stab wound she had tattooed on her midsection, so she could forever be reminded of the sick game her & her psychopath husband BJ perpetrated against two unsuspecting tourists.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | November 20, 2018 2:28 PM |
I remember that one, R379. The murders committed for no real reason sadden and disturb me the most.
For some reason the one that stays with me is the sick fuck who lured a woman and her daughters onto his boat. He raped them and killed them, but instead of doing something relatively merciful like shooting them, he tied them to cinder blocks and threw them in the ocean. The thought of being bound and helpless, watching my family members thrown overboard to drown, knowing I was next....
by Anonymous | reply 380 | November 20, 2018 2:56 PM |
R380 if it makes you feel better, that guy was executed.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | November 20, 2018 7:12 PM |
r380 did they ever recover the bodies in that case?
by Anonymous | reply 383 | November 20, 2018 7:17 PM |
I’m the church van.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | November 20, 2018 7:59 PM |
OT: but the demon mom Theresa Knorr case at r378 is the episode that sickened me the most, as well.
There were once posts at the now defunct CrimeLibrary that readers believed to be from one of the brothers. He wrote about his sister that reported the case (Terry, since dead) and touched on how he and his brother came to be so controlled by their mom. It was chilling because it sounded real.
I think someone linked to them there through the Way Back Machine retrieval system. But i’ve never found them again. It was just very weird and striking to be reading posts that could have been from one of the survivors.
[quote]All articles on Crime Library were written exclusively for Crime Library by dozens of commissioned writers, many of them true-crime authors, including Chuck Hustmyre, Katherine Ramsland, Gary C. King and Anthony Bruno.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | November 20, 2018 8:30 PM |
r385 I think one of the brothers went to prison recently for for child porn.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | November 20, 2018 8:32 PM |
Bleeeech!
You do have to wonder how anyone could emerge from that household normal, though...
by Anonymous | reply 387 | November 20, 2018 8:40 PM |
[quote][R380] did they ever recover the bodies in that case?
Yes, as I recall the discovery of the bodies is what started the investigation.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | November 20, 2018 11:27 PM |
Yes, it was gross, weighted down by cement blocks & they still floated up. That story, and those people who were murdered the same way when they tried to sell their boat to a bunch of derelicts. That case bothers me too.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | November 21, 2018 12:39 AM |
I’m a geographic profile.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | November 21, 2018 2:50 AM |
I’m “Police Chief Magazine”.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | November 21, 2018 2:52 AM |
I’m the unlikely place...the rapist’s garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | November 21, 2018 2:53 AM |
I'm the wood chipper that helle crafts husband used to dispose of her.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | November 21, 2018 9:44 PM |
The wood chipper murder was a BIG local story in Connecticut at the time, and it also spawned many tasteless jokes.
Nice to know that I'm not the only Forensic Files-addicted DLer.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | November 21, 2018 9:53 PM |
R394, please elaborate on the tasteless jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | November 22, 2018 4:15 PM |
I’m 1996–the year Forensic Files first aired.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | November 27, 2018 1:03 AM |
Which would be the wood chipper episode
by Anonymous | reply 397 | November 27, 2018 1:15 AM |
Why did this thread get grayed out?
by Anonymous | reply 398 | November 27, 2018 1:18 AM |
Cause Datalounge has lost it’s charm, R398. It’s a hate site now. I try to have some fun on my little Forensic Files corner. Carrying on.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | November 27, 2018 1:28 AM |
I’m the cop who claims I’ve thought about this case every single day since it happened 35 years ago
by Anonymous | reply 400 | November 27, 2018 1:31 AM |
I’m the investigation that dragged on for months...then years.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | November 27, 2018 1:35 AM |
I'm the telltale signs of arsenic poisoning that somehow every single doctor and nurse in the entire fucking hospital fails to recognize.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | November 27, 2018 3:15 AM |
I'm the medical examiner here in Bumdoodle County, GA. Well, actually I'm a GP, but I do autopsies for the funeral home. Anything beyond an obvious bullet to the head or overdose with the needle hanging out of their arm, I'm way out of my depth, but I'm too stubborn to admit, so I found nothing suspicious about a thirty-five-year-old man in perfect health dying of what I figured must have been a heart attack. Or seizure. something like that.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | November 27, 2018 9:55 AM |
I'm the guy with a strong resemblance to the man who tried to fake his own death. If I had kept my appointment with that sociopath I would be dead.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | November 27, 2018 11:32 AM |
^^^ Ari Squire, so creepy.
All the ones about faking their own deaths are utterly laughable.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | November 27, 2018 1:31 PM |
Yeah, turns out faking your own death is actually pretty hard. Though not so laughable to the family of that kid who got murdered for a failed life insurance scam.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | November 27, 2018 2:01 PM |
The ones who fake their own death and come back a week later in a bad wig are the worst. His “widow” suddenly has a new partner that looks exactly like the old husband except with blonde hair. Gosh, how will anyone ever work it out?!
by Anonymous | reply 407 | November 27, 2018 6:26 PM |
I know. I give the ones who flee to Mexico and get plastic surgery WAY more credit.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | November 27, 2018 7:08 PM |
I’m the trail and I’ve grown cold
by Anonymous | reply 409 | November 27, 2018 7:57 PM |
I'm the obvious murder that the show tried to portray as a puzzler. Hey, there's over 400 episodes. They can't all be good.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | November 28, 2018 12:49 PM |
I’m the little girl that went to get a drink at the drinking fountain (by myself!) down a long, empty corridor. I was kidnapped and taken through the custodial closet and out the window! The kidnapper tossed me into the back seat of his vehicle; my pink winter jacket thrown to the floor indicating that something sexual may have happened! I vanished—never to be seen again.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | November 28, 2018 1:07 PM |
I’m the victim’s church parishioner.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | November 28, 2018 10:42 PM |
I’m the fibers on the victim’s clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | November 28, 2018 10:48 PM |
I’m the Christian, man of god, man of prayer.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | November 28, 2018 11:11 PM |
I'm Skip Schwoeble, firearms expert. What's with all the Skips on this show? How many people name their sons Skip?
We could do a subgame of Let's Be an Expert Witness on Forensic Files. I'm Skip Dingleberry, forensic urologist, and I found something troubling in the victim's scrotum.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | November 29, 2018 12:28 PM |
I'm the best friend of the killer. I'm consumed with grief, confusion, unanswered questions and guilt for not seeing he was really a monster underneath it all.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | November 29, 2018 2:16 PM |
I’m the Forensic Analyst’s wig or odd baldness.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | November 29, 2018 2:20 PM |
I'm the missing stripper.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | November 29, 2018 2:54 PM |
I’m Odwalla.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | November 29, 2018 9:58 PM |
I am the dirty air conditioner water reservoirs, breeding slime and bacteria and spraying the legionnaires' hotel rooms with a vapor carrying a deadly disease.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | November 30, 2018 6:41 AM |
I am defensive wounds.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | November 30, 2018 8:45 AM |
I'm the episode you think you haven't seen before....then you realize 10 minutes in you have.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | November 30, 2018 9:39 AM |
So true r422! Lol.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | November 30, 2018 9:46 AM |
I'm the viewer at home trying to impress Mother with my vast knowledge of forensics. I've seen the episode but pretend I haven't.
"Mother, this looks like arsenic poisoning to me..."
by Anonymous | reply 424 | November 30, 2018 2:45 PM |
I’m Doctor Schneberger—back for the 4th time in a month!! Forensic Files LOVES the Schneberger.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | December 12, 2018 2:35 AM |
I’m pseudo-corpse. I mimic the smell of a dead body and I’m used by dogs to sniff out corpses.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | December 13, 2018 10:44 PM |
I’m the cellphone call which, had I been mentioned at the top of the program, would have put the killer in front of the victim’s house at around the time of the murder. There’s a reason why I wasn’t mentioned until.the last 5 minutes
by Anonymous | reply 427 | December 13, 2018 10:59 PM |
Stop calling me that, R426.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | December 13, 2018 11:01 PM |
I’m the tube filled with blood that Dr. Schneberger implanted into his own arm to give fake DNA samples to the cops. I fooled 2 cop blood drawers before a third one finally caught on, years after that sexual assault I committed.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | December 13, 2018 11:01 PM |
I’m the late 80s/early 90s photo of the victim with frizzed hair and gel plastered bangs. Upon seeing me, you know I’m dead. No one would allow such a picture of themselves to be shown if they were still alive
by Anonymous | reply 430 | December 13, 2018 11:04 PM |
I’m Enigma playing in the background in the “Unholy Vows” episode about WW II war criminals who emigrated to the US.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | December 15, 2018 6:21 PM |
I’m Doctor Schneeberger AGAIN for the 5th time in one month! I have never seen so many repeats of one episode in my entire life. There are years worth of Forensic Files. At least 15 years. The programmer must love Schneeberger.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | December 15, 2018 7:35 PM |
They must take shots everytime “Schneeberger” is said. It’s comical-it’s outrageous.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | December 15, 2018 7:37 PM |
I am the inexplicable hold this cheesy show has on mankind ... of which I am of course a member.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | December 15, 2018 7:38 PM |
I am a jogger = dead.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | December 15, 2018 7:38 PM |
And, Peter Thomas says “Schneeberger” a lot. Like obnoxiously.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | December 15, 2018 7:42 PM |
I'm Dr. Pignataro. I invented snap on toupees in which the user has snaps surgically implanted on their head in order affix the rug. I sold a few to a handful of DLers. I lost a patient during a routine breast implant surgery. I decided that the best way to rectify the situation was to try and poison my wife. Can you believe this convoluted scheme did not work out?
by Anonymous | reply 437 | December 15, 2018 8:17 PM |
I'm the attractive young woman who's working the overnight shift by myself at a convenience store. Can you guess what happens next?
by Anonymous | reply 438 | December 15, 2018 10:03 PM |
I'm when the serial killer really DOES look like a serial killer ! !
by Anonymous | reply 439 | December 16, 2018 2:54 AM |
I'm cyanide and arsenic, which people who wish to kill their spouses can apparently find quite easily. Who knew?
by Anonymous | reply 440 | December 16, 2018 3:29 AM |
I’m the Christian agenda Forensic Files has. I pointedly say “homosexual” or “atheist” followed by a list of “immoral” things both groups like such as “S&M” or was interviewed by Hustler or Playboy.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | December 22, 2018 5:08 PM |
R435 I’m the jogger who finds the dead jogger the next day.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | December 22, 2018 6:08 PM |
I’m the nosy neighbor who knew something like this would happen but doesn’t say anything until after the fact.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | December 22, 2018 6:40 PM |
I am The Battle of Who has the most ridiculous, implausible supposed forensic interpretation of the crime smackdown match between Henry Lee and Ljubisa Dragovich.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | December 23, 2018 10:04 PM |
I’m the neighbour who heard threats and screaming, but didn’t call the cops.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | December 23, 2018 11:27 PM |
I am the nutty neighbor who alway knew there was something off about those people but no one listened to because, well, I was nuts
by Anonymous | reply 446 | December 23, 2018 11:39 PM |
I am Brandy Hall of Palm Bay Fl, missing for 12 year ..will you please find me already!
by Anonymous | reply 447 | December 23, 2018 11:41 PM |
I'm the missing stripper.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | January 2, 2019 6:28 PM |
I’m the murderer who volunteers for the search party or stands in the background of the news story or talks to the local reporter about what a great neighbour the victim was. Despite the horrific situation I appear to be revelling in the situation.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | January 2, 2019 7:45 PM |
[quote] [R435] I’m the jogger who finds the dead jogger the next day.
Only forensic-type shows use the word “jogger.” IRL they call themselves “runners.”
by Anonymous | reply 450 | January 2, 2019 8:18 PM |
We call them joggers in my country r450
by Anonymous | reply 451 | January 2, 2019 8:21 PM |
Stop calling female runners “joggers.” It wounds
by Anonymous | reply 452 | January 2, 2019 8:41 PM |
I'm the word "flamboyant." I'll be taking the place of "gay" in describing the victim. In fact the word "gay" will never be uttered in this episode, even as we examine three of the victim's ex-lovers.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | January 2, 2019 10:11 PM |
I am the Forensic Files thread...I SEEM to die and yet...I always Tell Another Story...from Beyond the Grave!
by Anonymous | reply 454 | January 3, 2019 5:35 AM |
I'm the detective who delivers the line "The dead can't speak for themselves so we have to speak for them."
by Anonymous | reply 455 | January 3, 2019 5:59 AM |
I'm the interminable recap of the entire case that's laid out after each commercial break
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
by Anonymous | reply 456 | January 3, 2019 6:14 AM |
I'm testosterone. I make men the most dangerous of all of God's creatures!
by Anonymous | reply 457 | January 3, 2019 6:25 AM |
I’m the bite mark that sends an innocent man to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | January 3, 2019 6:30 AM |
I’m the black guy who looks exactly like another black guy. Well actually we don’t look that much alike when you see our mug shoots next to one another, but one of us is about to go to jail for a crime we didn’t commit until someone works it out about 10 years later.
by Anonymous | reply 459 | January 3, 2019 7:51 AM |
I’m a half hour that is takes to solve the crime while other shows take a hour sometimes 2 hours.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | January 3, 2019 10:40 AM |
FYI if you watch Forensic Files episodes on Youtube, many of the viewer comments are as funny as the posts on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | January 12, 2019 4:41 PM |
I’m the succinylcholine.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | January 12, 2019 10:04 PM |
I’m the nursing profession.
I feature heavily in this series for both vics and perps.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | January 12, 2019 10:07 PM |
I’m sadness. I’m sad because I set my DVR for new episodes that will never come.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | January 14, 2019 3:14 AM |
I'm antifreeze. I have replaced rat poison as the popular to kill someone. Put some in the iced tea and they will never know...
by Anonymous | reply 465 | January 15, 2019 6:59 AM |
I'm the husband, wife, or significant other of the murder victim.
If I am interviewed in the first five minutes of the episode, you can rest assured I didn't play a part. Conversely, if they interview the victim's parents and sister, but not me, I'm guilty.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | February 18, 2019 4:56 PM |
I'm the recently widowed middle-aged woman whose girlfriends coax her into joining Christina Mingle. Within seconds, a handsome slightly younger man responds. And it turns out he's a widower! Within no time he is wining and dining me at some of the fanciest restaurants in town and talking marriage.
Then one night he gets rough with me and shoves me to the ground, calls me a cunt. But I just chalk it up to the booze (a girl riding by on her bike witnesses this).
Three weeks later a neighbor starts to smell a nasty odor coming from my property. The next night, the house burns down.
For some reason, I'd put him on the title just the day before...
by Anonymous | reply 467 | February 18, 2019 5:20 PM |
I agree with R456. When this goes down on Netflix we don't have to watch the commercials but it's really tedious.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | February 18, 2019 5:24 PM |
I'm the 500th time a person shot their spouse in the head but then staged it to look like a suicide. The stupid spouse, however, shot the gun from too far away for it to be anything but murder (which was evident to the investigators in about two seconds) and if that wasn't enough put the gun ON TOP of the blood splatter on the bed/floor.
Bonus points if the spouse had gunpowder residue on his/her hands.
DOH!
by Anonymous | reply 469 | February 18, 2019 5:31 PM |
I'm the window that the young, attractive woman decided to leave wide fucking open all night long while she slept.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | February 18, 2019 5:35 PM |
I am the weed found under the killers shoe that only grows in the remote area where the body was dumped.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | February 18, 2019 5:40 PM |
I'm freshly minted drag queen Christina Mingle!
by Anonymous | reply 472 | February 18, 2019 5:55 PM |
R471 and I made forensic history in the field of plant DNA. Not only did we identify the plant species under the killer's shoes but the tree under which the murder took place.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | February 18, 2019 5:59 PM |
I like Krystyn Mingle better
by Anonymous | reply 474 | February 18, 2019 6:31 PM |
I’m the mother of the perpetrator. I look like I drank for 30 years and I did.
Sure there were signs.
But I wanted to get married again. And when my second marriage ended, I felt I needed another man in my life. Then another. There wasn’t actually a “parade” of men, like my son says. But I was so in love with the man I brought home I guess I didn’t have much time for little Wilbur.
Sure, he killed the neighbor’s cat and cut our dog into pieces. But what could I do? The police won’t put someone in jail for that. Sure he used to collect the bleached skulls of dead animals he “found in the woods.” I thought he might want to become a botanist or something. Oh....that isn’t what a botanist is? Ok. I thought he might want to be biologist or something.
I was happy when his girlfriend found out she was pregnant. Sure she was only 14, but I let her come live with us, didn’t I? Then I helped watch the baby when I was conscious. Ok, so maybe the police were watching the house because they felt there were too many people coming and going at all hours of the day & night, but that don’t mean anyone was dealing drugs.
Sure, I got pregnant again. I was so happy but.....
by Anonymous | reply 475 | February 18, 2019 6:40 PM |
I'm the missing teeth of r475
by Anonymous | reply 476 | February 18, 2019 11:01 PM |
I'm the most important lesson from watching Forensic Files: NEVER let a spouse take out a life insurance policy on you. You'll be dead in less than a year.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | February 19, 2019 3:49 PM |
I’m the woman who flips her goggles down in the intro.
by Anonymous | reply 478 | February 19, 2019 3:52 PM |
I’m the darkly lit blue, purple and orange lighting in the labs.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | February 19, 2019 3:57 PM |
We're the members of the Yacht Club, who are unaccustomed to finding homicide victims floating in our harbor.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | February 19, 2019 5:47 PM |
I'm the explanation of luminal, repeated nearly every episode.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | February 24, 2019 1:52 PM |
I'm the forensic pathologist with my gas chromatograph mass spectrometer. Once I fire this bitch up and the detector sends information to a computer that records all of the data produced and then converts the electrical impulses into visual displays and hard copy displays, I will be able to conclusively prove that the suspect in this case is GUILTY AS FUCK. Have fun in prison, asshole!
by Anonymous | reply 482 | February 24, 2019 2:37 PM |
I’m the finger dragging across the screen revealing FORENSIC FILES at every commercial.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | February 24, 2019 3:12 PM |
I am Jussie and I have never watched an episode.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | February 24, 2019 3:14 PM |
I'm the footage in the cemetery at the end of the episode.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | February 24, 2019 7:38 PM |
Im the cheap wig the actors in the re-enactments have on their heads.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | February 24, 2019 7:46 PM |
I’m the other narrator — on the hour long episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | February 24, 2019 7:52 PM |
What r487? What are these hour-long episodes of which you speak?
Are they on YouTube?
by Anonymous | reply 488 | February 24, 2019 7:55 PM |
Maybe R488.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | February 24, 2019 7:57 PM |
I am the boring episode about some bio attack that no one cares about.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | February 24, 2019 7:58 PM |
I’m a naked body. Looks like The surely low paid actors have to do real nudity ( not shown ).
by Anonymous | reply 491 | February 24, 2019 8:10 PM |
I'm the grisly discovery that awaits the family member when they return home.
by Anonymous | reply 492 | February 24, 2019 8:19 PM |
I'm the family member at r492.
In 9 episodes out of 10, I did it.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | February 24, 2019 8:21 PM |
I’m the avid watcher just waiting for the other CW to be charged with murder.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | February 24, 2019 8:35 PM |
I’m the microbiologist who examines hundreds of stool samples looking for a parasite.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | February 28, 2019 1:26 PM |
I'm the suspicious package with no return address on the front steps.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | February 28, 2019 1:38 PM |
I’m the dresser drawers. Someone always opens me to make the place appear ransacked.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | February 28, 2019 4:39 PM |
What conclusion R237? What? Dammit I can’t wait anymore. Damn you, stupid commercials!
by Anonymous | reply 498 | February 28, 2019 4:40 PM |
I'm the heartbroken 87-year old grandmother, who lived long enough to see her granddaughter's murderer caught and convicted.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | February 28, 2019 7:29 PM |
I'm the suspect brought in for questioning, who was caught on security camera, whose fingerprints are found at the scene, but who you already know will not be the culprit because it's only 9:11 p.m., and there are still 19 minutes left.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | February 28, 2019 7:35 PM |
I'm the reenactment of the 1967 murder, but done with actors in clothes, hairstyles, cars and sets from current day because the producers are too cheap to spend money on accurate period details.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | February 28, 2019 7:39 PM |
I’m the speck of fresh blood on the ceiling that the killer completely missed in his effort to clean up the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | February 28, 2019 9:24 PM |
I'm the ever-so-miraculous Luminol, which allowed investigators to see r501.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | February 28, 2019 9:40 PM |
I'm the DNA analyst. We'll see how smug you are when I get done with my Q-Tips, motherfucker! "Innocent" my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | February 28, 2019 9:57 PM |
I’m DNA that is too degraded to be of help. I guess the cold case detectives will have to reopen all those file boxes again....
by Anonymous | reply 505 | February 28, 2019 11:41 PM |
I'm the unmistakable sound of a gunshot the neighbors heard in the middle of the night, but decided it was nothing and didn't call the cops.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | March 1, 2019 12:48 AM |
I'm the detective who first worked the case for ten years, long after it went cold; after I retired, i was called back to lend my expertise to the fresh young set of detectives who were determined to solve a few cold cases.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | March 1, 2019 1:27 PM |
I'm the 2 years police spent observing the spouse, waiting for him to make a false move.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | March 1, 2019 1:39 PM |
I'm the can of soda offered to the suspect during interrogation, so that they can try to capture his DNA.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | March 1, 2019 1:46 PM |
I am the ignored can of soda.
[italic]Do they think he was born yesterday??
by Anonymous | reply 510 | March 1, 2019 1:50 PM |
I’m the middle aged gay man who was filmed on video masturbating by two hot young guys from my gym. They were so excited about proud of the video. They tried to sell it to the local XXX video store and showed it off to their friends—nobody wanted it.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | March 2, 2019 2:02 AM |
I’m the actual crime scene photographs shown in the early-middle seasons. Severed hands, crushed skulls - very little was too grizzly to show during this period of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | March 2, 2019 5:01 AM |
I'm the disappointment that they don't show pictures of the exhumed bodies.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | March 2, 2019 2:40 PM |
I'm the minimum 40 inch waist on "law enforcement."
Obviously, foot pursuit is not our strong point.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | March 2, 2019 4:13 PM |
I’m the choppy surveillance video showing the man in a grey hoodie — is that a hole on the left shoulder the clue that will lead us to the killer?
by Anonymous | reply 515 | March 2, 2019 4:21 PM |
I'm the 3am shopping trip to Walmart to buy rope, duct tape, bleach and a tire iron.
All paid for with a credit card.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | March 2, 2019 4:26 PM |
I'm the unfortunate looking victim, who disappeared after being offered a mysterious modeling job out of town ... though she really looked nothing like a model.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | March 2, 2019 4:27 PM |
I’m the social security checks that kept being collected and cashed.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | March 2, 2019 4:29 PM |
I'm the faith in god and religion that many of the idiot friends family members cling to after their loved one's senseless murder.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | March 2, 2019 4:32 PM |
I'm the big crispy 80s hair, still being rocked in the 2000s.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | March 2, 2019 4:35 PM |
I’m the “fresh set of eyes” that every cold case is looked at.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | March 3, 2019 11:20 AM |
I'm the killer who was never suspected because I'm a deacon in the church!
by Anonymous | reply 522 | March 9, 2019 4:55 PM |
I'm the gentle forensic artist, creating likelike busts from damaged skulls.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | March 9, 2019 5:11 PM |
I'm the true crime addict getting my rocks off watching other people's true-life horror. Once I know someone who becomes a victim of a terrible violent crime, I realize it's not entertainment anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | March 9, 2019 5:29 PM |
I’m the “Actual crime scene photos” graphic, so you know it’s no longer in dramatization mode.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | March 9, 2019 6:05 PM |
I'm the one grainy, black and white picture of the victim that producers could find, and I'm shown 31 times during a 22-minute (plus commercials) episode.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | March 12, 2019 10:14 PM |
I'm the murdered lady's husband. I'm guilty as fuck 99% of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | March 19, 2019 3:17 PM |
I"m the truth. I have a way of coming out, if you wait long enough.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | March 25, 2019 1:54 PM |
I’m the detective who spent my “whole career” pursuing this case.
I didn’t really as most of us catch more than one case, but it sounded good for this program.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | March 25, 2019 2:00 PM |
i'm antifreeze. The number one choice of poison...
by Anonymous | reply 530 | March 31, 2019 5:26 PM |
I’m the computer hard drive that was destroyed.
Or so they thought. (Dramatic music and commercial)
by Anonymous | reply 531 | March 31, 2019 8:50 PM |
I'm almonds. Cyanide tastes like me....or is that arsenic? Can never keep my poisons straight.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | April 3, 2019 2:31 PM |
I’m Michael Peterson. I FINALLY got a Netflix series, and I damn well deserved it! FF is for small time assholes who weren’t as smart as I.
I got away with it, and now I frequent DL on a regular basis. I especially love when the boys discuss moi, but of course!
by Anonymous | reply 533 | April 3, 2019 3:25 PM |
[quote]FF is for small time assholes who weren’t as smart as I.
Oh, dear, Michael!
by Anonymous | reply 534 | April 3, 2019 3:31 PM |
I'm the sparse synthesizer music that plays as we're introduced to the victim in the opening minutes of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | April 3, 2019 3:40 PM |
I'm the victim's troubled past.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | April 4, 2019 4:20 PM |
I'm the neighbor, who thinks we hear a half dead bundle of blood and slashed flesh pounding on the door at 3:00 a.m.
We don't answer.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | April 4, 2019 5:03 PM |
^*😂😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 538 | April 4, 2019 5:10 PM |
I'm the ATF agent who says the victim was "blowed up." I'll be living that down for years.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | April 22, 2019 2:33 PM |
I'm the spouse who doesn't seem to be all that upset that the other spouse is dead from a gunshot wound in the bedroom when the police arrive.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | April 22, 2019 2:50 PM |
I'm the femur bone found in the woods by 3 teens playing Avengers in the woods. Not sure if it belongs to an animal or human, they call the police who come and find a skull ten feet away.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | April 22, 2019 3:19 PM |
I'm the first few seasons that showed rather graphic pictures of bodies postmortem.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | May 18, 2019 7:14 PM |
I am the fan who has watched all the FF episodes and I am SO GLAD TO SEE THIS THREAD COME BACK TO LIFE!
by Anonymous | reply 543 | May 18, 2019 11:12 PM |
I'm the piece of forensic evidence that "tells a horrific tale of jealousy, betrayal, and murder."
by Anonymous | reply 544 | May 18, 2019 11:17 PM |
I'm the freshly widowed wife, acting all nonchalant with the cops while the husband's dead body is still upstairs.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | May 18, 2019 11:19 PM |
R544, are we going to commercial?
by Anonymous | reply 546 | May 18, 2019 11:42 PM |
I’m the detective who knew something—I don’t know what—but [italic]something[/italic] just seemed “off” about the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | May 18, 2019 11:44 PM |
I'm the broken glass on the wrong side of the sliding door.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | May 18, 2019 11:56 PM |
I am the murdering mother who raises suspicions by spraying Silly String and making a birthday celebration for my dead twins at their gravesite. I was taped doing this and shown on the local news.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | May 19, 2019 12:02 AM |
I'm the perfect alibi.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | May 19, 2019 12:08 AM |
Loved the voice of Peter Thomas who narrated 800 episodes. Died in 2016 at 91.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | May 19, 2019 12:12 AM |
I'm the town that, though years had passed, never forgot the popular (fill in the blank) who'd disappeared that August night ... so very long ago.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | May 19, 2019 12:36 AM |
I'm carpet fibers
[bold][italic]DROPS MIC
by Anonymous | reply 553 | May 19, 2019 12:37 AM |
R552 sounds more like a Keith Morrison [italic]Dateline[/italic] episode than our beloved Forensic Files.
*eyes him suspiciously and asks if he’d like to take a polygraph*
by Anonymous | reply 554 | May 19, 2019 12:47 AM |
I’m the polygraph that the prime suspect agreed to take. I get scheduled, but never taken since he didn’t show up.
by Anonymous | reply 555 | May 19, 2019 12:48 AM |
I'm the odd statement the husband/wife/son/daughter/handyman/neighbor makes during questioning that arouses the suspicion of investigators.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 19, 2019 1:11 AM |
I'm the husband wrapped in a blanket in the interrogation room.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | May 19, 2019 1:13 AM |
[quote]r556 ...hand - yman/neighbor makes during questioning
I need a [bold][italic]yman[/italic][/bold] !
by Anonymous | reply 558 | May 19, 2019 1:21 AM |
Sorry, I don't know why "handyman" came out like that. Formatting error.
by Anonymous | reply 559 | May 19, 2019 1:23 AM |
^^ and I don't know why that work threw off my html for bold and italics!
It's a case for ... FORENSIC FILES!
"But then detectives noticed something unusual - scrolling back through the thread, BOTH users had experienced the same GLITCH in Erna's system. Could there be more?"
by Anonymous | reply 560 | May 19, 2019 1:27 AM |
WORD ... not work.
OMG, this thread is haunted or something ! ! !
by Anonymous | reply 561 | May 19, 2019 1:28 AM |
Of course it’s haunted. It’s the ghosts of all the dead people we’re taking pleasure in hearing about.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | May 19, 2019 1:33 AM |
I'm the investigators who were stumped, so they decided to use a technique that had never been used before in a criminal case. And in doing so................they made forensic history.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | May 19, 2019 1:39 AM |
I'm the dumbass willing to sit there for 12 hours getting interrogated by two small-time cops with no training. This is their BIG MOMENT.
What I don't know is that I've been charged with nothing and could just walk out.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | May 19, 2019 1:44 AM |
I'm the idyllic small town where residents feel so safe they don't even lock their doors at night. But even in a setting such as this, things can still go terribly wrong. And one night, that thing happened to be..........MURDER!
by Anonymous | reply 565 | May 19, 2019 1:47 AM |
I'm the lady taking a nature walk in the woods who sees what she thinks is a store mannequin that has been discarded up in the distance. But as she gets closer she realizes........
by Anonymous | reply 566 | May 19, 2019 1:49 AM |
I'm the young perggo chola that corresponded with a delusional cunt, that then proceeded to murder me and commit fetal abduction on my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | May 19, 2019 1:53 AM |
I'm the construction business, which has a surprising number of homocidal psychopaths in its ranks.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | May 19, 2019 1:57 AM |
I 'm the sidepiece who didn't know the suspect was married. I agree to help the police by getting him to admit he murdered his wife while we are secretly being recorded.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | May 19, 2019 2:11 AM |
I'm the guy who confesses even though I really wasn't the one who did it.
by Anonymous | reply 570 | May 19, 2019 2:13 AM |
I'm the murderer who volunteers for the search party.
"Oh, she's not here. Let's check in the woods!"
by Anonymous | reply 571 | May 19, 2019 2:15 AM |
Classic tacky joke:
Victim: "Oh gee, mister, those woods look scary at night!"
Murderer: "You're telling me -- and I'll have to walk out of there alone!"
by Anonymous | reply 572 | May 19, 2019 2:18 AM |
I'm the background check that reveals a sinister past.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | May 19, 2019 10:24 AM |
I'm the kid who my parents were having a custody battle. My Dad kills my mother and since he got life I will be an orphan...
by Anonymous | reply 574 | May 19, 2019 11:37 AM |
My name is Davey. They Should do a new episode on me....
by Anonymous | reply 575 | May 19, 2019 11:39 AM |
[quote]homocidal psychopaths
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 576 | May 19, 2019 12:32 PM |
I’m the plaster they use to collect shoe- or tire-print impressions with. I’m usually in the dirt.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | May 19, 2019 12:35 PM |
I'm the longer-than-necessary scene of pole dancers gyrating in a strip club, because the victim was a pole dancer. At the end of the episode, we'll see the gyrating pole dancers again, just because.....you know....
by Anonymous | reply 578 | May 19, 2019 1:42 PM |
I'm the murder of Linda Pritchard, which went unsolved for twenty years, until "a serrated knife blade, some fancy footwork, and a pioneering forensic scientist finally cracked the case."
by Anonymous | reply 579 | May 19, 2019 3:37 PM |
r579 is spot on
by Anonymous | reply 580 | May 19, 2019 9:21 PM |
I'm the threatening letters sent to the family in the months before the murder. What the family didn't realize was ... I was coming from inside the house!
by Anonymous | reply 581 | May 20, 2019 1:59 PM |
I'm the elbow of the drain, filled with DNA the murderer thought he had washed away.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | May 21, 2019 3:43 AM |
I'm the widower/ex who's a lawyer ... usually a divorce lawyer.
[bold][italic]LOCK 'IM UP!
by Anonymous | reply 583 | May 21, 2019 5:07 AM |
I'm the dead body that has been discarded like a piece of garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 584 | May 21, 2019 2:53 PM |
I am the window screen fibers clinging to the kitchen scissors that belong inside the house...there was no break in!
by Anonymous | reply 585 | May 21, 2019 2:56 PM |
I'm the piece of evidence ... that tells a story.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | May 21, 2019 11:49 PM |
I’m the intonation of “it may not have been a suicide after all.”
by Anonymous | reply 587 | May 26, 2019 11:04 PM |
I'm the crawlspace.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | May 27, 2019 4:06 AM |
I'm the BHS, or bushy haired stranger, the man who came out of nowhere, pulled me out of my car by my hair and drove off with my two kids strapped in the backseat.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | May 29, 2019 12:15 AM |
But are you real, r589?
*eyes you suspiciously*
by Anonymous | reply 590 | May 29, 2019 12:44 AM |
I'm the question "But would it be enough to identify the killer?"
Well I assume so since I'm watching an episode on the case.
by Anonymous | reply 591 | June 2, 2019 4:23 PM |
I'm the stakeout in front of a cheap fast food restaurant, there to collect a discarded cup or a cigarette butt.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | June 2, 2019 8:09 PM |
I’m the can of Pepsi the perp declined to touch or drink from. He knows you guys are trying to get his DNA from me and he ain’t having it.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | June 2, 2019 8:33 PM |
I'm the old, empty bottle of Galiano, which was never thrown away, even though being used to brutally rape someone. The victim's blood was found on me several years later, (I was on display in the murderer's living room) and I was a key piece of evidence in the perp's conviction.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | June 10, 2019 10:17 PM |
I'm a pupa.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | June 10, 2019 10:23 PM |
I'm the forensic scientist in the opening credits who flips her goggles down to create that green glow on the lenses. Let's face, how hot am I?
by Anonymous | reply 596 | June 10, 2019 10:30 PM |
I'm the list of mistakes made by the perpetrator provided in the last two minutes of the show.
I'm a boon to future murderers everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | June 18, 2019 12:25 PM |
Since this thread is almost full, link to new thread:
by Anonymous | reply 598 | June 18, 2019 12:31 PM |
I'm the forensic accountant. I'm even surprised there is a job called forensic accountant....
by Anonymous | reply 599 | June 18, 2019 5:51 PM |
I'm the pubic hair that travels from room to room on a sock.
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 18, 2019 11:23 PM |