What about Barbra Streisand's house in the Malibu fires?

That matchy-matchy place is a monstrosity and should be burned to the ground, anyway.

(I wonder if she’s huddled in the underground doll shoppe?)

Damn, that’s one huge house. Are those traps hanging on the cliff area?

If Barbra dies in that fire she's gonna return as a dybbuk and haunt her underground mall for all eternity.

The ruins will be haunted by the ghostly ringing of her cash register, downstairs.

Are you the asshole, OP, who keeps posting threads about vile, ugly, Babs trying to make her happen again? I don't care if her house is nothing but an ash by tomorrow. She can build 100 more like it. Save your concern for poor people who get burnt out of their tenement apartments.

How'd that little meeskite get outta Brooklyn?

Barbara will be fine no matter what. They say she has $880 million dollars to her name. She'll be fine regardless.

the pool will save her

5 people died in their cars trying to escape the fires. You're as ass OP.

[quote] Barbara will be fine no matter what. They say she has $880 million dollars to her name. She'll be fine regardless.

No amount of money can save her from

THE GRIM REAPER

Don't worry: should there be a loss, I can always have scientists create a new clone because I have cell samples stored for my hu-.... er, I mean, for my dog!

She has her own personal fire department and they are spraying water all over her land 24/7.

[quote] No amount of money can save her from THE GRIM REAPER

That's what you think!

SO SICK OF YOUR MILLIONTH BARBARA STREISAND THREAD THIS MONTH

She has insisted, however, they can only spray water that has been dyed in the shades of which she approves: steel-blue or carnelian.

Barbra stacked mexicans for firewalls. NO WALLS!! They are paid $9.75 an hour and are sometimes treated to some Donna Karan hand towels. Wet. Buy my new CD NO WALLS or my classic CD where I sang with the black girl, WET.

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She's going to regret giving up her apartment on CPW.

[quote] Barbra's late dog, Samantha, is buried on the estate grounds. What's going to happen to her body if the property burns to the ground?

An entire pack of new Samanthas has already been bred for her in the UCLA bio labs.