Anal Clooney looks like a vision in grey

She looks like Anthony Weiner transitioned.

Ha ha r1. She’s fucking ugly. And her clothes are ugly too.

Daily Failers think she looks like Anne Hathaway lol

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Seething with feces and jealousy

Writhing like a viper with fearful asymmetry

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R1 made me cackle aloud.

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R1 is the best laugh I've had all day.

Gossip Cop denies the divorce rumors spread across certain paps, and implicated in the Daily Fail's title.

Amal Clooney's hair and makeup look so much better/understated. Difficult to get the right combo of appropriate amount of makeup for high def photography AND in person viewing.

That kind of gray only looks good in pale icy blonde girls. Meghan markle and amal clooney shouldnt wear that shade.

R10, Agreed. It's a very hard color to wear well. I'm pale and blond and it's still unflattering.

Do you think it would have worked better on Amal Clooney & Meghan Markle if they'd added a bright colored scarf, perhaps a red and black print?

R3, I see the resemblance. Large strong features on not enough real estate. Or, as they used to say at Dlisted, “ 5x7 in a 4x6 frame”

Another Muslim fifth columnist cunt, like Linda Sarsour.

She's too thin which makes her look older.

R14, I thought the Hollywood mandate is that you can never look too think or too rich. Look at Brad Pitt's women, and the rumored "BP diet for his GF."

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She’s taking style cues from J. K. Rowling’s Dementors.

I love her style and her revival of giving full Jet Set level flawlessness.

Fab

She always delivers the glamour. Never goes out looking like a shlub even to run an errand. She inspires me.

What r14 said. Usually women can make to 50 before they start looking drawn when they are too skinny, but allegedly she is only 40 and still looks old. I generally have nothing nice to say about this lady because I don't like her or George Clooney, but her outfit does slay.

I don't find her attractive at all, the only thing she has going for her is that gorgeous thick hair!

Like R20, I also cannot stand George Clooney, talk about much ado about nothing. He's completely overrated. He always basically played a version of himself in films and TV series. That's not good acting!

Leave her alone! Clooney loves Anal.

The outfit is a sack. The color might look good on a silver fox senior like Judy Dench.

Amal has a model body for clothes; tall, thin, without any problem areas. She has gorgeous hair. She is always polished and put-together. She has a face that photographs well, and while I wouldn’t call her pretty or beautiful, she is compelling and I enjoy looking at her. She never looks slutty or cheap, even when wearing one of her midriff-baring tops she inexplicably loves.

She’s had some bad outfits, though. She’s a little too fond of appliqué.

She looks like AnnE Hateaway

R18, great comment. Nailed it.

R25 poor Anne and I say this as someone who doesn't like Hathaway

R24, Amal clearly wears hair extensions. Definitely agree that being tall and super thin with very dramatic features means that you can carry off more costumy, high fashion styles than the majority of women. Likewise so can many Black women, especially those who are very confident and don't care whether or not paps take their picture.

Still Amal looks so much better in more tailored, conservative styles and long coats and pants sets than her previously worn nightclub wear.

Divorce? Was it a 5-year contract?

Has anyone seen the Clooney twins?

She looks like The Scarecrow on a fancy night out.

Clown make up.

They’ll stay together as long as Clooney contemplates politics. This is the most transactional of marriages, negotiated by his management her shrewd Lebanese merchant parents.

R31, Yes there are numerous pictures of Amal sister's Tala and Nico's twins on the internet. RT just had a picture of Amal carrying Alexander in New York. . Ella has been papped at a distance but less frequently than Alexander.

R34, If Clooney's last several movies have done poorly at the BO then how can he sensibly and practically contemplate a career in politics? I could have seen him as Ambassador to Italy if Hillary had won the 2016 for POTUS.

Our future First Lady!

R37, How long will it be before the USA accepts a Druze or Muslim First Lady? Only an atheist is deemed more popular in most national opinion polls. But notice Amal has never talked about her faith nor worn traditional head coverings. Instead she has been papped in extremely revealing nightclub wear.

She looks like a starving alexis arquette

R31 surrogate twins

Thats a dude.

She never saw a camera she didn't love.

Didn't she just win some bullshit award as Global Citizen of the Year? How much did George pay for that?

No amount of concealer can hide those bags seen days ago of her holding the twins. I dont get the obsession. Shes awkward looking, bony and quite boring. I will say George looks like a genuinely nice guy. I'm also guessing even with all that money, nannies etc, she does work at home and in her office.

Other than that, eh.

R44 He's not as nice as you think remember George Clooney made a cruel joke about Charlton Heston's Alzheimer's?

She's a striking woman but I'm kinda bored with Amal.

A transvestite with consumption.

George is the guy who used Diana's death to draw attention to himself.

R48 How?

WTF is going on with the boy at r40? He looks 45. Not days, but years.

Wow!

Amal is way too thin, and looks horrible. She needs to gain around 20 to 30 lbs.

George held that pretentious press conference to rail against the papz after Diana's crash. He took the paparazzi to task for pursuing Diana! It was not about HIMSELF, no, not him, not ever!

OH.MY.GOD? Why would they give that little boy a face lift? He has all the telltale signs. Check out those perfectly lifted brows, those oddly weird eyes and that baby smooth forehead. Poor little rich boy.

Someone bumped an old thread just to say that a woman with baby twins has bags under her eyes from lack of sleep? Bored much?

Where's the 600 responses to this unfortunate-looking baby, like there were to the Kardashian babies? Huh?

That is a very strange picture at R40.

R55, There are multiple pics on the internet of Alexander Clooney looking adorbs. Perhaps he's making a silly face for the photographers as some boys love to play pranks? Or he's just been woken up from a nap and cranky? Perhaps he'd rather be walking than be carried? Ella Clooney looks precious & sweet.

r54 there was a thread on the baby's looks

Perhaps I’m in the minority, but I’ve never found Amal to be attractive, at all, whatsoever.

Amal looks well put together, and that is all. She is not pretty, or feminine. She looks like a middle eastern, old man, in drag. Her makeup is harsh, and even garnish at times, and her skeletal frame looks extremely unhealthy.

Straight dudes do not usually find women like Amal attractive. Everything about this girl looks fake, pretentious, and hard.

Sorry, but she’s a huge pass in my book. 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

R58, Interesting point in that Hollywood favors super thin women while most straight men prefer curves.

R59, she just looks very hard. I think that 30 lbs would do her well, and perhaps her face would look softer.

As it is, she looks sickly and her features are just too large and angular for such a thin face.

Annoying homosexual George Clooney likes the beard's name because it rhymes with both "anal" and "amyl"!

No one likes them and their fake marriage, yet they keep shoving them down our throats.

I don’t understand why everyone is making such a big fuss over Anal Clooney

R56, I was not referring to either of the children.

I was referring to the odd way that Amal is "holding" the pair.

R64 *Anal