Caitlyn Jenner's House Burns to the Ground

sad.

Terrible.

that kind of sucks.

Well that’s too bad.

It was ugly, though.

Good

The castle that prostitution built has turned down to the grown. Eh at least she's alive. Too bad she just can't spread her legs and make more like her children and step children.

It looks like it’s still under construction.

So does Bruce

Kris has no home to share with Caitlyn, All of Hidden Hills has been evacuated. It's really bad there.

Its better to live in the Upper East Side of Manhattan, you dont have to worry about things like this

She is a republican who probably doesn’t believe in climate change and it’s effects on real estate.

Let’s hope she at least believes in insurance.

That's too bad, but he has millions of dollars. I'm saving my empathy for the regular citizens who are affected.

I hope he didn't leave those expensive wigs in there.

Karma.

Coyote Ugly

Her son Brody should let her stay with him

Too bad the whole K klan wasn't in there with it. And the Jenners.

I don't like Caitlyn, but I still feel bad for her loss of home.

Wow - this fire is crazy. Now even Kim and Kanye’s house is at risk. Is God finally bringing retribution down upon them?

If you live in the Upper East Side of Manhattan this would never happen, better leave that Californian dump, thats why the aristocracy lives in the UES

God is exacting his revenge against the Kardashians. He's even going after Lil Pump.

He lost his house, not his home, R18.

At least 5 have died already, Caitlyn losing her house isn't such a big deal since she has tons of money. People are burning to death fleeing in their cars.

Hopefully all of Hollywood will be destroyed.

I don’t feel bad for Bruce Jenner. He’s got plenty of money and more than likely he’s over-insured. I’m in Northern California and even though I am about two hours away from the fires up here, the air is thick with smoke and the sky is orange, but at least my house is safe. An entire town has burned down already and who knows how many houses? Fuck Bruce Jenner’s house. .

Bruce Jenner’s house will be rebuilt before most of these other people’s insurance claims are even approved, let alone paid out.

I hope she buys another house, this time in Beverly Hills

That looked like a Denny's with a pool.

Five dead.

R24, fuck off. Sending love to everyone in this fucked up sitch.

[quote]If you live in the Upper East Side of Manhattan this would never happen, better leave that Californian dump, thats why the aristocracy lives in the UES

Who knew? Joan Didion posts here.

If xe could get the pile of ashes to identify as a house, xe could move back in tomorrow.

Xe? wtf

Stahp R30.

WW for r29.

The Ms just lost his home that he was attempting to sell.

I can’t stand this narcissistic asshole, but I am sorry he lost his home.

He’s not evil. He’s just an attention seeking narcissist.

Jezaz Lil Pump lived large, fast!

Why do you think old money rich people live in UES? Tacky nouveau riche such as Jenner Kartrashians Hollywood live in these burning places

I thought Caitlyn was just renting that house.

What was the deal with those fences? The outer one may be to keep pets from wandering or critters from entering, but the inner one?

I thought Lil Pump was either dead or in jail??

R38 the inner one is a privacy fence. Or was.

Its to keep Jenner's new "girlfriend" from running away, R38

Kim Kardashian goes up in flames.

r39 That was Lil Peep, RIP.

Calabasas must be like a trailer park with expensive trailers. All the trashy people live there.

Privacy fence? Don’t they have any property?

[quote]Why do you think old money rich people live in UES?

Because we still don't want them in Darien.

Someone like me would never be in such a situation, I would never leave my Fifth Avenue penthouse with Central Park views to live with that trash

I would say privacy fence to keep out of the paps eyes and security fence around the edges to keep the grandchildren in.

Think telephoto lenses, r45.

Streisand's in Malibu, isn't she? Isn't that where "the mall" is??

He/she's gonna need as new tranny wardrobe.

Is that worse than being killed by a bad driver?

I wonder if his Olympic medals but the dust too.

It's coming for Cher!

That's what insurance is for.

Can we get some of these fires over to Trump's?

Why would any idiot own a home surrounded by brush?

I am not a Caitlyn fan AT ALL. But how do you derive joy out of her home being burned down?

In "Caitlyn's" former career, she was a world class running champion. I think she can outrun this fire.

I'm not deriving "joy" but I guess some people remember the woman Caitlyn killed.

Would insurance cover it? Or wouldn't it be really difficult or impossible to get fire insurance in that high risk area? Even if I like a celebrity living there, I don't give a shit if their house burned down. They knew the risk they were taking. And boo fucking hoo, if it's a financial loss and they aren't as rich anymore. Welcome to the real world.

I sure hope those two love birds, John Travolta and Lily Tomlin are OK.

It looks like a parking lot.

Let it be known that my tendrils will dangle at half-mast today, in honor of Miss Caitlyn's lost manse.

Sorry Caitlyn, fires aren’t going to make special accommodations for you just because you’re Trans.

She's transitioned to homeless

Did she lose the “””FAMILY JEWELS””” in the fire?

All those wigs were too much kindling.

Does she use wigs? or is her hair natural?

That's a house? Looks more like a picnic pavilion at the local park. You can even see Marco Rubio cruising in the bushes.

At least she didn't lose her penis in the fire.

R36 trying too hard. You forgot about Connecticut?

R69, are you that stupid?

R73, does she use wigs? I would be surprised if she didnt considering her age

R66 LOL

Caitlyn has dainty feet

That must have been a real kick in the cunt.

[quote]It's coming for Cher!

She seems to be panicking.

Cher is in Vegas, it's hard not knowing what is happening to your home.

Too bad Caitlyn didn’t know the of fire approaching in enough time to get a film crew out to shoot her battling the flames with her hose in a wig and high heels.

Please tell me all the Kardashians & Jenners were in the house at the time.

r70 right on! I never understand why so many celebrities live in these flat glass buildings that look like they belong in suburban office parks.

Is OP's photo before or after the fire?

I think the architect of that house was trying to go for a "Masada" theme.

It looks more like a warehouse or bus garage.

Good news. Karma is a bastard Bruce

Was she in it?

Did she set it on fire, because it doesn't look like it is made of anything flammable on the outside, there are no trees or much brush around it. I know those fires are really hot but I just don't see how.

Girls, I'm running out of thoughts and prayers here!

R74, BRUCE WEARS WIGS, LOTS OF THEM!!!!!!!

yes all of you in Manhattan can be smug.......but global warming is going to be coming at us in all kinds of ways and manhattan in an island and will some day not too far down the road be under water. You ve already had a taste with hurricane sandy and the storm surges that flooded the subways in NY. Sutton place, midtown east, yorkville are now all included in the flood zone. Dont believe it if you want but you are going to have your own climate issues to deal with sooner than you realize.

R90. no... stop lying

Sure she doesn't r92.

R93, that is obviously a wig

The winds blew the flames over/down the slopes to Malibu. Lots of fire pouring over the roof tops, accelerated by the surround brush.

She was destined for a grease or dumpster fire.

Perhaps she can also advocate as a Republican who believes that climate change is real. Wouldn't wish a burned down house on anyone, even a Trump supporter, but I assume she is well insured. I hope any animals were rescued.

Karma....funny how all those that stood for #45 experience bad luck shorty thereafter....

That’s what happens when you live in a desert. Especially one that has been artificially greened up over the past 100 years.

Manslaughterer, alleged arsonist, fashion victim. There’s a lot to take in with our Caitlyn.

"Caitlyn Jenner's House Burns to the Ground"

Where was Kris K. at the time of the torching?

OK, she posted this:

"'The dogs are out in the pool swimming and having a good time"

I've somehow never posted anything nasty about her before, but Geezus Christ, what kind of person leaves their dogs behind in the face of a wildfire? How long are those dogs supposed to keep swimming? The swimming pool is only a few feet from the house, which burned down. WHO THE FUCK LEAVES THEIR DOGS BEHIND? How would she even know that the dogs are okay? And how long will it take to get back there and feed them? I now officially hate her.

Unclench r102. Obviously the dogs are in the pool water. They won’t get burnt up in the water and will be fine until the fires pass over. It was probably fun for them.

R102, I dont think she means theyre in the house thats burning, or does she?

She probably heard that people throw waterproof valuables like silverware and the like in the pool when they have to evacuate quickly. She probably thought it would keep pets safe too.

Her dogs swimming in the pool while the house burns down

You can see dogs in the car when the younger one posted images of them evacuating. Unless there is another dog pack, the dogs are with them.

No snarking with me. This just sucks.

Then how about you start correctly referring to him as a "he" R102?. All the people calling this charicature of woman "she" in this thread make me want to barf.

[QUOTE]I've somehow never posted anything nasty about her before, but Geezus Christ, what kind of person leaves their dogs behind in the face of a wildfire?

Are you nuts? She’s obviously talking about the pool at wherever they’re staying now. The dogs are with them.

Maybe Caitlyn should jump in the pool with them, or would being too near the fire cause her plastic surgery to melt?

R108, that's heartbreaking

Nasty autogynepheliac. Does not matter anyways. It has fire insurance and home owner insurance to cover what HE lost. I do not see this Fred Flinstone with a wig as a woman.

Have the Kardashian homes gone up in flames yet?

Pickles Bush killed a guy in a car wreck too but at least she didn’t have her dick removed afterwards.

Jenner's house looks so bare and unimaginative in terms of his front yard and backyard. It looks like a solemn public office e.g. a police station.

He doesn't even seem to have a garden. Not even a cacti or succulent garden.

[quote]He doesn't even seem to have a garden.

Maybe he had it torn out?

[quote]He doesn't even seem to have a garden. Not even a cacti or succulent garden.

What kind of succulent garden do you think is going to grow in the desert?

Pity he wasn't in it.

It's just a reflection of his soul, R116.

What at Jenner done to afford that house? Be a publicity whore?

r88, raging fires create high winds, and those winds carry burning embers. Houses often catch on fire that way, well before the actual fire has arrived.

R72, speaking of New Canaan - I love this house!

[quote]I never understand why so many celebrities live in these flat glass buildings that look like they belong in suburban office parks.

Me either. All that money and you could buy a really lovely house but instead you want to live in a glass box that looks like a post office? I don't get it.

[quote]What at Jenner done to afford that house?

He's still got all that "Can't Stop the Music" money.

[QUOTE]What had Jenner done to afford that house?

Married Kris Jenner.

A house like that is all about the views through the glass walls, bringing the outside in. Having to block the views with privacy fences makes it more like a prison.

Perhaps Kim's giant ass will deflect those Santa Ana winds.

So apparently it didn't burn down after all. TMZ took a dodgy source and ran with it.

R109, get out anti trans troll

I like this thread so much.

Back to topic: on the one hand, I feel bad that Caitlyn lost her house but on the other hand it’s Caitlyn Jenner and I don’t give a shit about that whole idiot clan.

I’m ambivalent is what I’m saying I guess.

He first lost his package, now his home.

Apparently the house did not burn. This photo was taken this morning. Someone got this completely wrong.

How dismal is that house, even unburned! Looks like torture chamber in that atmospheric pic.

What a desolate landscape! It looks so depressing.

Not really. He's on top of the world, looking down.

She should move to Bel Air, that house is hideous

That house should have burned. It has no redeeming features.

Not the dildo collection too!

Is that the whole house? Is the rest of it underground?

[quote]Not the dildo collection too!

I wasn’t worried. I keep the valuables in a fire proof safe,

R140 that is not a small house even if the part you see is all there is. It just looks small from the air. If you picture an adult standing by that pool you get a sense of how large the house really is. And considering only 1 (or 2) people live there it must have loads of room.

Robin Thicke's house has burned down.

I wish the White House would burn down

It has all the charm of Hitler's bunker.

An ICBM strike might be better R144. A fire would give that bunch too much time to get out.

[quote]Robin Thicke's house has burned down.

Just like his career.

Hope she still has her Can’t Stop The Music money.

R148, shes worth over 100 milion dollars

Because I was TOTALLY serious, r149

More on the lie.

Marky Mark Wahlberg’s would have burned down, but he lives in a completely different neighborhood!

Caitlyn's queef started the fire.

It was actually Caitlyn's curling iron that started the fire.

Dude looks like a Lady.

Lady looks like a Dude.

Caitlyn is so feminine

Caitlyn looks like a fucking 2 legged Wildebeest.

R198, whats a wildebeest?

That looks like an abandoned parking lot lol! That looks like the place in the middle of the desert where you get dragged, raped and murdered. That place looks like a COMPOUND.

Here ya go, r159.

She supports a party that forced sequestration and other federal budget cuts on the country, which included deep reductions to Interior and Agriculture. She supports a party that has been blocking meaningful climate action for decades.

Like most Republicans, she only cares about herself. We only hear from Caitlyn when she's angry about the GOP's stance on trans issues. So my sympathy is limited.

Poor Caitlyn, finding size 15 women shoes must be hard

She needs to be on top of a hill to be close to the mothership

for the foot lovers

Bradley Cooper and that Robin Thicke guy (the singer) both lost their homes.

And Camille Grammer.

Whhhhaaat ?? Camille's gorgeous tiered Malibu mansion, gone? The one in which her 'best friend' (at the time) physic Allison Dubois, had predicted my husband would never fulfill me ??

R166, Bradley Cooper didnt

Gerald Butler, not Bradley Cooper. The site I read just corrected itself. Sorry.

Why is that house built on an escarpment? The next earthquake that comes along, that house will be rubble.

How is Caitlyn going to dilate her fauxsnatch 3x daily without a house?

R172, Sophia does it for her

Has Caitlyn actually had the surgery downstairs or is she still tucking?

Dry split ends are a fire hazard.

Let's pray there's a bottle of deep conditioner wherever "she" has been evacuated.

Do you guys think Caitlyn is good in bed?

[quote] Do you guys think Caitlyn is good in bed?

Obviously. She fathered 6 kids.

R177, its weird to think that she presumably enjoyed sex while doing something as "manly" as impregnating a woman. I wonder if she asked Kris to use a strap on on her because of her lesbian fantasies

Why, R178?

Like most lesbians, Caitlyn probably never had a problem staying fully erect and ejaculating with any of her ex-wives.

No way. Those women put up with the tiny dick for the $$$$.

R172: that Broasted Chicken between Bruce’s legs isn’t going to dilate itself.

We must have sympathy for Caitlyn. It's hard when the only place you can buy your clothes is a shop for circus clowns.

I can't breath!

R179, I assume youre trolling

So feminine!

Her son Brody hates her

The childish part of me wants to say karma for her support of Trump and detoxifying him in the run up to the presidential election but I kinda feel bad for here .not majorly bad but enough not to feel good about gloating.

I personally can't feel bad for a person how has millions and millions in the bank and can easily relocate or stay at one of their other properties. It's the people who really lost everything I have sympathy for.

Except her house never burnt down, it was a false report.

On this thread: they said he looks like a wildebeest or an alien. You're too kind!

R190, have you seen her feets?

You mean her feet? What about them?

R192, theyre huge

Doesn't she currently have a girlfriend but deny she's gay despite saying she's a transwoman?

Why, yes. Yes she does.,

I wonder if Kris would like to get back with Caitlyn

That's what happens to you when you get away with murder.