Blow jobs at the gym

You have an interesting workout regimen.

Yes, OP. The one opposite the central police station.

As always, the trolls come first to deride the question.

Any real advice appreciated.

OP, when you find out, let me know!!!!!!!

Is anyone from California awake yet?

This is why they hate us.

This is why we hate you.

Whatever gym is added going forward you’ll never know if was added to help you or trick you. Have a horny trip.

[quote]This is why they hate us.

This is also why a lot of guys envy us.

R6 Everyone knows what goes on at Equinox.

Exactly, r9! There is not a single straight guy that I’ve described that scene to (alcohol involved) who doesn’t express in some way how he wishes he could enter a mixed gender locker room or sauna in which women would be willing to engage in some form of sex play, without having to pay for it or hopping on a time machine to the seventies and being in Hugh Hefner’s guest list.

usually by the time I towel off

DAT'S DA SUCK JOB!

Horny men have been doing this kind of thing everywhere since he beginning of time. If you have to ask about stuff like this OP, you have no idea about any of it- to me it's like asking if people like to make out with a sunset view and where is the best spot in LA. I mean, do dogs bark?

Gross. What a real catch you must be, OP.

OP was born before the AIDS epidemic.

Really r16? In this day and age, you’re gonna play the AIDS card to justify your aversion to sex?

Farcical connection. Self respect and shared spaces don’t equate with sex aversion. You’re damaged or stupid.

And you’re an asshole, r18.

^ irony.

I’m shocked and disappointed that this thread has gone off the rails

WTF are you doing in a thread called BLOW JOBS AT THE GYM anyway if you so wholeheartedly disapprove , r16/r18? It’s not like it was called “funnel cake recipes” or “favorite TV characters from the sixties!” OP was pretty clear about what this thread was going to be about, and yet, we always get one idiot that comes in to repeatedly reprimand people for the subject matter at hand. If you don’t like, get the fuck out of here! Or read quietly and stop putting people down for bringing up the subject, you moron.

Next thing we’ll get homophobes dropping in on a gay web site ... oh wait.

I segmento al disapproving Marys kill many threads. They see a thread called POST A PUCTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE UNCUT DICK and they feel the need to chime in to announce to everyone how they think uncircumcised dicks are disgusting.

It’s an old DL tradition.

Well we’ve already got raving lunatics with thin skin, R22. And you’re five star at it, dear.

To paraphrase Obama: why are the whores of DL always so angry?

I segmento al >> many?

Mystery guest is your mother by any chance a famed fashion designer, heiress, and socialite?

R11, that was never a reality, even in the 1970s, without cash.

The last thing I want when I go into a steam room to relax is to sit in some guy's filthy goo that he shot 5 minutes earlier.

What makes you think his goo is filthy?

Not without my nacreous layer of permacum!

SALLY! YOU’RE ALIVE!

I went in one of the SF's YMCA Gym (the one near City Hall) and there was A LOT going on in the steam room. Also stares and boners in the showers. Obviously the management was looking the other way. But that was 10 years ago and things might have changed.

[quote]The last thing I want when I go into a steam room to relax is to sit in some guy's filthy goo that he shot 5 minutes earlier

Yet, here you are, on a thread called BLOW JOBS AT THE GYM.

R29 is why I always a swallow when I am sucking a stranger off at the gym. I just think it is the right thing to do for everybody.

Do people really mind if I’m slurping away on some gorgeous cock? Seriously?

SEX IS DIRTY AND BAD!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!

Blow jobs in gym saunas in San Francisco. I’m shocked. Shocked.

Stop the hate. I just like to get sucked off without all the games.

R17 was born after....

R17 was born in 1960 and r17 lost many friends and a boyfriend to AIDS. Still, he’s not a sex-negative prisa, and at 58, is HIV negative.

Every single poster is 58 on Datalounge. It’s like an episode on the Twilight Zone.

I know, r42! It’s like one big gay class reunion.

God I wish I could be 58 again...

is there anyone in DL younger than 30?

But we all look 35!

"...I always a swallow when I am sucking a stranger off at the gym. I just think it is the right thing to do for everybody."

Our Lady of High Standards

Bless her soul.

OK, I Googled "sauna steamroom the castro san francisco" and it looks like there's a place called EROS on 2051 Market Street. No personal experience there.

The place to avoid is SERO.

your mom must be very proud of you!

SF Equinox Sports Club & Market followed by Equinox Pine Street SF has pretty consistent jo sessions but rarely oral. On uncrowded nights sometimes a guy might discretely come into your shower stall for a little more fun. Very consistent and the guys are hot.

I can't help but feel a little pity for the 'this is why they hate us', 'your mom must be so proud' prudes. How unsatisfying must your sex life be to spend your time berating strangers for theirs?

As unsatisfying as that of desperate sluts maybe.

Blowjob shaming has got to end!

But can we still shame jowblob?

[quote]they feel the need to chime in to announce to everyone how they think uncircumcised dicks are disgusting.

Well...

[quote]I just like to work out, get blown and go home.

I assume since you don't type "blow you, too," you're absolutely marvelous to behold in every way, OP, with the dong of delectability swinging between those overly worked out thighs, your face the utter pinnacle of male perfection.

R57 I don't blow guys.

One does not need to be a 'pinnacle of perfection' just seriously fit and a nice face and yea guys go for my dick. I like it, they like it, what the fuck do you care?

R58, if I'm blowing you, you're blowing me. You "don't blow guys," YOU don't get a blowjob.

Ever heard of grindr? Oh wait nm that might require conversation.

R59, I'm sure that if you were to encounter the magnificence that is R58, you would make an exception to your reciprocity policy.

What's wrong with some of you? Sauna/steamroom sex is the hottest. Sex with abandon, all sorts of wonderful feelings.

If a guy wants to be sucked off that's his business and that of the giver.

Clearly, some of you need to get laid.

It's been a while but I have had some very hot times in gym steamrooms and saunas.

Sorry, r62. Non-reciprocal sex is a no-go. There would be very few exceptions.

[Quote]DAT'S DA SUCK JOB!

Hi OP/Aaron Schock!

SF? I'd imagine a "Curves" gym would have a separate blow jobs only bathroom for the gay employees. Blow jobs everywhere!

Isn't "Curves" a gym for Jeebus? And for women?

R60 fuck grindr.

1000 photos, back and forth nonsense.

I am horny after my work out, I like to get off and go home. A lot of you have issues.

[quote]A lot of you have issues.

Yes. Assholephobia.

r22 has the thread title been “funnel cake recipe” we might hear more about blowjobs...

and yes, r48 is correct. Eros on Market has/had (its been a while) a very nice and very active steam room.

In keeping with the sub-theme of the thread, they also have multiple washing stations with signs about MRSA next to Agent Orange soap dispensers.

Just sit in the back row of Muni

Is there still a Grayhound bus station on Market at 7th or 8th, iirc?

Are there hot escorts hanging out in the gym or is it a lemon party situation?

"lemon party"?

“Stop the hate. I just like to get sucked off without all the games.”

Many of us seem to have a major difference of perspectives. To you, OP, “without the games” seems to mean approaching the wrasse station like a shark, perching there and waiting to be serviced by someone willing and waiting to take care of your needs. You say you just want to get off “without the games,” but in doing so you have to come to an anonymous message board and ask for the secret tricks to making it happen—for many of us, that seems like a game. Whereas, you see hookup apps as “games,” while others of us see that approach oas far more straightforward and honest: if you want head, you write that you want head and go get it. No games. No special skills or secret knowledge required.

Gay men are weird, just randomly receiving sexual pleasure from strangers.

What is the best time of day, generally speaking, to find such action at an urban or suburban gym? Morning, afternoon, evening? When are the most discreet and the most quiet times? Do gyms provide graphs online showing the daily fluctuations in activity?

Jeepers creepers, it’s a 1960s “predatory gays” documentary propaganda film reel come to life.

[quote]Blow jobs at the gym

Sounds like a song for Stockard Channing in Grease XIV.

R11, I think what you mean by the euphemistic "sex play" is a host of women eager to service them. I doubt their fantasies involve any reciprocation.

[quote]if you want head, you write that you want head and go get it. No games.

HA. Until you get there and - if the guy is there at all - he

a) looks nothing like his picture,

b) sounds like anything that would turn you off - from Rocky Balboa to Sandy Duncan depending on your tastes,

c) smells like vomit, B.O., halitosis, crack breath, or feces

d) feels like a tub of lard and cottage cheese (unless you’re into that).

Let the games begin, indeed! Then it’s back to the bleach with Grindr or Manhunt

People need to be reminded that hookup sites can only stimulate one sense: sight. Everything else is luck of the draw. The games begin from the moment you read a profile.

Forgot the most common one:

e) the guy rejects YOU!

(I once had a Manhunt hookup ask me to make all these stops to get drinks, groceries, cigarettes on my way, then he grabbed the bag from me and said “it’s not gonna work!” Of course I stuck my foot on the door, slammed the door open, grabbed the bag back and said “that will be $23.57” and did not leave until he scoured every corner of the house looking for change to come up with the money. Two can play games. It helped that I was bigger than him).

R81 as opposed to the “no games” of stealthily looking for a public gym sauna where you plan to sit with your dick out, potentially (likely) freaking out and disgusting most of the guys who wander in there, and then, should your fantasy come to fruition, the first horny guy who comes along blows you while exactly the types of grotesque guys you describe patronizing the sex apps look on and masturbate or wait for their turns? SO SEXY.

R83 - posting from 1983.

Gurl, you're assuming you are edible....just cause you got some "IM's" on AOL back in 1982 don't mean er'body wanna blow you...Get a grip Sally.

Boy, what a bunch of nasty bitches, sounds like you all need your dicks sucked.

OP, why don't you stop by BlowBuddies on Harrison after a workout?

I hate sex in steam rooms because it’s too fucking hot

Lol @ R82 doing that dude’s grocery shopping. Made me laugh heartily.

Apparently I workout at the wrong gym in NYC.

I wouldn't count on getting much, if any, action at the SF Equinox on Market. It's mostly tech douchebros there now. Sure, some of the scenery is nice, but it's pretty much look, don't touch (and don't get caught looking). Or perhaps I'm going at the wrong time...

R33, there is no YMCA with a Steam Room near Chinatown. You must mean Embarcadero YMCA. R88, Hee Hee!!

I used to be a steamroom cocksucker. It was rewarding work but you have to be careful not to kneel in front of where the steam comes out.

R57 calm the fuck down. Lots of guys only like to blow and lots of guys only like to be blown. This usually works out fine for all involved since, like any sexual act or preference, it’s entirely up to the people involved to decide and consent to whatever they’re doing.

Just STFU.

[quote]sounds like you all need your dicks sucked.

Just don't expect it from OP. He doesn't suck other guys' dicks.

I demand that OP post a nude photo of himself, to prove he's at all suckable, or has ever been to gym, other than to troll the steam room/sauna.

OP was featured on "My 600 Lb. Life".

[quote] I used to be a steamroom cocksucker. It was rewarding work but you have to be careful not to kneel in front of where the steam comes out.

My co-workers all just looked up and wondered why I just laughed out loud

Yeah, r57 seems to think that only beautiful people receive oral sex and ugly people are there to give it, since performing oral sex on someone is such an arduous, unrewarding sacrificial task.

No, r99. What r57 "seems to think" is that he deserves a blowjob, too.

Exactly, but he fails to see that giving a blow job, to some (many!), is the reward in itself and just as worthy of using the verb “to deserve” with.

I’ve been known on ocassion to suck some otherwise undesirable (to me) men just because I wanted to have a dick in my mouth and it brought me great pleasure to do so.

Sucking dick can be just as selfish and self indulging an act as getting sucked. But r57’s provincial heteronormative brain has already assigned sufferer/enjoyer roles to the task by demanding reciprocity and displaying a mistaken concept of “power balance.”

"heteronormative"?

hahahahahahahahahahaha

R101 Correct.

There are men who want cock and enjoy the hell out of sucking one. These bullshit ancient sex negative queens bring a lot of baggage with them.

It is now "sex negative" to expect reciprocal sex? Ohhhhhhkay.

No dearest idiot at R104 it is sex negative for being critical of others who do not have the same expectation as you.

"I’ve been known on ocassion to suck some otherwise undesirable (to me) men just because I wanted to have a dick in my mouth and it brought me great pleasure to do so."

Our Lady of High Standards

And I'm sure all the men at the Greyhound Terminal men's room appreciate your..."contributions"

Wow, I can't believe the turn this thread has taken. OP is asking a question that a gay or bi man would ask on a gay website of his fellow gay/bi men. Has this site been so taken over by SJWs and Fraus that all of this negativity must be endured? Do we, as gay men, not understand the concept of alpha to the point that reciprocation must be demanded? Some want to only give and some want to only receive. To go a step further, some of us only want to give to an Alpha and can be just as fulfilled giving as the Alpha who is receiving. Does nobody understand the need to release after a testosterone fueled workout? Why all of this judgment and negativity?

OP, may the god of blowjobs bring you the perfect, swallowing, happy AND eager cocksucker to end your male energy driven, sweaty workout, in San Francisco. May you both be satisfied, one with empty balls, and the other with a full stomach, and both with a happy 😊 on your face.

These gym sex threads are beyond tiresome. The OP is obviously a troll looking for clicks. Stop feeding it.

R107, you have posted more sense in this one post than I’ve found on DL in the past month. Thank you for speaking some reason to the world.

Great speech., r107.

Wrong time, R91...Sauna always gets more action than the steam. The sluts typically sit on the bottom benches with peak hook up times being weekend afternoons or weekdays before the 5pm rush. Also last row of showers (1 stall, 1 disbaled) is where bi's happen. Steam has hotter guys (tech bros), but more rotation and too hot.

Great R107 but to be clear it is the prostate that empties, not the balls.

But the sperm exits the balls. Imagine those 1000s of wriggly critters with each splooge, in their semen raincoat, courtesy of Mr. Prostate.

R113 while those cells are produced in the testicles the testicles never empty.

Mr. G. says the sperm are produced in the testes but mature as they travel through the epididymis and something else, into the vas deferens. And that makes a vast difference! Per ejaculation: 500,000,000!!!!

I like sucking. That and kissing are almost exclusively my sexual interests, which no one accepts. Everyone wants to “give back” (no thanks!) at the very least, and almost everyone views bjs as just the appetizer. Butt is not really a turnon to me at all. I find it pretty gross, actually. So that’s all my personal problem.

That said, I’ll suck a dick in a car, under a desk, maybe even in a dark movie theatre with some relative privacy. Putting on a show in a gym where everyone is smelly and wandering around naked and flaccid and mostly really not there for a sex show? To me that seems like an assault on an unwilling patronage.

R116 you don't need to assault anyone with your blow job, just wait til only two of you are in the room or two plus a herd of men jerking and go for it. Only suck showered dicks so you have no smell. Problem solves.

Hi! Kids!!!

I love giving blow jobs.

This thread needs pics!

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Nice perk up!^^^

[quote] They see a thread called POST A PUCTURE OF YOUR FAVORITE UNCUT DICK and they feel the need to chime in to announce to everyone how they think uncircumcised dicks are disgusting.

I'd be more likely to post an "Oh, [italic]dear[/italic]..." myself...

Wow thanks. I’ve never seen porn that involves over-muscled guys from the 90’s and takes place in a bath house before. What a novel concept.

r116 call me!

Just skip the gyms. Nothing happens in them anymore except occasional looking. Go to Steamworks in Berkeley.

[quote]To me that seems like an assault on an unwilling patronage.

Can we pause to unpick this sentence.

Or unprick it.

[quote] SEX IS DIRTY AND BAD!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!

We knew that caftan flapping, shrieking prisspots would show up to this thread.

They haven't had sex for years and (((gasps)))) (((clutches pearls)))) CERTAINLY not with the lights on!

Sucking off the top bench in a sauna is so intensely romantic. The soft shadows, the heat, the sweat, the scent of pure Man --- it reminds me of those nights in Havana in '46.

R133 You were born in 1946?

Yes. 1946. How sharp you are, R134. I was poor weaned by my parents Rosita and Carlos. They would drop me off in my bassinet in the waiting room at Madam Valeria's brothel just off the Malecón.

I have this guy I see in the sauna who really wants to suck me off there. Too public, though! Otherwise I'd let him. I'd take him home but I think he's partnered and there are "rules."

R135, nothing gets past R134!

Gross R136, open relationships are so trashy. It’s hot when you’re both young, but no guy wants two grandpas pawing at him unless they’re paying.

My husband seems to think that I prefer unreciprocated blowjobs. I think it’s time for a talk.

Rare these days, I wouldnt risk it.

R133/R135, you are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.

I’ll give you a blow job but you better not forget to call me ma’am.

I love the fact that OP has gotten nearly 150 responses and only about 2 of them actually answered his question.

I could have told you this would happen, OP.

R72, the Greyhound bus station is long gone. They were supposed to move to the newly built Salesforce Transit Center, but it's closed right now due to construction problems. In the meantime, Greyhound has relocated to 200 Folsom St.

It's not like many DLers actually go to a gym R143

I’ve been a NYSC member for over a decade. I’ve probably had hundreds of dicks in my mouth in those sauna over the years. Usually 80% of anyone who goes into that sauna is in there for that exact purpose.

[quote]There is not a single straight guy that I’ve described that scene to (alcohol involved) who doesn’t express in some way how he wishes he could enter a mixed gender locker room or sauna in which women would be willing to engage in some form of sex play

I don't think there's a single straight guy on the planet that I could have that type of conversation with.

Took the advice of R111. Went a little later than usual, sat in the sauna instead of the steam and, lo and behold, jerked off a young cub kinda guy. When I suggested we take it to a shower so I could get off before we got caught he said he had to leave. Which was fine. As I was getting dressed a bit later I saw him walk past me, still in a towel, headed back to the sauna. Never hurts to be reminded that some men are lying liars who lie.

[quote]Never hurts to be reminded that all men are lying liars who lie.

Fixed that for you.

R147, the poster you quoted never had that type of a conversation with a straight guy, either.

R146, it's the 20% of anyone who goes into the sauna that you're interested in, I'm guessing.

Never in the sauna. Always in the steam room.

I’m going to walk out silently and tell security. Have fun sucking cock in jail.

Just fuck off, r75.

Online profiles are always misleading. At the gym, what you see is what you really get.

And OP didn't "ask for the secret tricks to making it happen." He just asked for the names of the cruisy gyms in S.F., where it happens whether you like it or not.

Does anyone know what happened to that lawsuit involving unwanted masturbatory behavior at an Equinox in NY?

Because it's your fucking business, right, r153?

But Donald Trump actually gets to RAPE people, produce porn, divorce constantly, hire hookers to piss on his face and appoint sexual predators to the Supreme Court to "Make America Great Again."

You're so above it all!

[quote] Horny men have been doing this kind of thing everywhere since he beginning of time.

Yes, the cavemen often did this in their gym saunas.

[quote] I’ve probably had hundreds of dicks in my mouth in those sauna over the years.

Isn't it romantic?

If by " Eager cocksucker " you mean a chubby 60 year old Chinese man....your absolutely right.