David Visentin--Love It or List It Fuck Piece

He has got skinniest waist I have ever seen on a man

He's definitely hot. A little bruta bella, so to speak, but definitely has a lot of sex energy. I'd ride him all night long.

You know he knows how to fuck.

I've seen him around here, in Toronto, a few times. I'm assuming he either had an office or showings near my place downtown. He definitely gave me a somewhat cruisy look, but he seems to be married with kids. Not that that means all that much... Toronto has plenty of those guys.

He is always immaculately dressed.

Love his banter with Hilary Farr - might seem staged but they rise above it.

He almost always loses to her though!

Yuck! He is a truly unattractive man, in every sense of the word.

r4 so you label him gay because... You gays don't like yourselves, you only fancy straight guys

Girls girls, r6 and r7--take your Midol.

He's cute, but he'd look better if he buzzed off his hair.

I like his hair as it is, but he's cute either way.

Nice tight hole, no doubt.

How do you know he's a whore, darlin'?

He's cute?

I rather do unspeakable things to that bald daddy contractor that Hillary banters with.

Told you already, haters--I DON'T CARE what you think. I would fuck his face and ass in an HGTV minute!

I guess a hole is a hole is a hole.

r12--he has the dirty face of one!

And he has a few very tasty holes.

YEE-UCK!

He's not awful looking, but I don't get a big dick vibe from him, which is a deal breaker. He's probably around 7 or 7.5 inches. Average size cocks just don't do it for me.

r20=size queen.

He's got a huge cock.

R20, whore

Davey needs some warm cum hanging off his nose (and dribbling out of his mussy).

To each their own.

He's cute and I love his personality--fun and mildly bitchy

I was going to make a thread about this but was surprised to find one here already (albeit from two years ago). He has quite a nose and he's severely balding, but I too find him ridiculously hot. I would fuck him in a nanosecond, which basically proves that neither of the former features really matter—you can still have sex appeal despite those things. It doesn't hurt of course that he has a cute smile and a really nice body; his voice is sexy too.

R7, clearly you don’t like YOURSELF, why else would you be here? Fuck right off with your half assed, dimestore psychology.

Fun fact his LIOLI partner Hilary Farr was in Rocky Horror Picture Show (the bride)

He’s a white oompah loompah.

He has a sweet, tight body, nice smile, and looks like he knows how to fuck. I would tear into that ass of his.

Agreed - there was always something about him that I found attractive. I don't like perfect guys - he's banged up in the right spots.

However, he does give me that real estate creep factor sometimes.

Hell, for good measure, Hillary is also very appealing. Bitch is almost 70 and looks awesome!

You can figure out what the couple will do as you listen to their conversation at the end. If they speak glowingly of the other house, they will stay; if they gush about Hillary's makeover, they will list.

R33 - I don't know about that. To me there doesn't seem to be a pattern. However, not to derail the thread, but I don't trust the new appraisal estimates. Renovations almost never get you more than you paid into it - typically it's 90% of the expense, but not 100 to 105% like in the show.

There is always this $15,000 increased value between how much they put into it and how much it is worth. Is that the 'free' labor from the show? It is oddly consistent. I'd like to see how much they actually sold those houses for - particularly when they remove all the new furniture and decor and have to replace it with the couple's old and mismatched furniture. The beauty of the renovation loses its shine without all the staging.

He looks like an out of work car salesman.

Sure, Jan R35--an out-of-work car season who's the picture of health, goes to the gym, has well-fitting suits...

Oh no! Hillary has run into a problem that will have to be fixed and the homeowners will have to scratch some of their upgrade requests. The homeowners are ‘discreetly’ bitching to each other onscreen.

Everything about him seems gay to me, and she seems like a classic fag hag. Are you all sure about the married and kids thing?

He seems very AWG to me but it's true, there's something about him that says good in bed.

They have good chemistry. Sometimes he pings and I would be very surprised if he did have a wife and kids.

I walked by him a couple of years ago (Toronto, Clarence Terrace Park) while we were both going to work in the morning and he majorly cruised me. I find him "two-face" like in that Seinfeld episode: sometimes fuckable, sometimes butt ugly.

R40 details, please

We walked by each other in the morning on the pedestrian path in that park. I recognized from the distance who he was, didn't say anything but looked at him. He gave me this long, lecherous look and a smile and even after I walked away we both turned around and looked at each other. He is a bit creepy in person, I have to say.

WTF? Are his friends spamming this whole thread?

This mf is one of the most unattractive men I have ever seen. He’s almost comically ugly.

Well...

R43, don't be butt-hurt at what others find attractive. I'm sure there's some 15-year-old twink who's more up your alley.

R45, your intern is not fooling anyone. Kudos to you for shooting for the stars, however. I admire your pluck.

He is kinda sexy but if he was gay, he’d mix it up more with Hilary. A gay would relish the back and forth with that Brit Bitch but David doesn’t seem interested in much of that at all. He seems like a sexy, sweet nerd to me, maybe on the Spectrum.

Hilary’s handymen looks like Shrek and once you see it it can’t be unseen.

But they might also have told him to tone down the gayness.

I get a priest, ass up in a bathhouse vibe from him.

"your intern is not fooling anyone."

Have another drink, R46.

R50, he’s fug. Deal with it.

His teeth are like a fucking picket fence and he’s bald. Quit fucking gaslighting and arguing.

He’s a case where his personality and humor increases his appeal for me,

R51, if someone finds someone else attractive, there's nothing YOU can do about it. Now run along and play with your dildo.

He’s hideous.

Nice tight body, cute face...love him. Totally fuckable.