John Stamos - I Once Jacked Off Looking At Myself To Get Hard!

OP, where does it say that he masturbated to himself. It mentions Fuller House on tv not his old self in Full House.

Also link please.

R1 he says

“If I’m gonna masturbate to myself it’s gonna be my old self not the new [one].”

He was best friends with Don Rickles so he knows what's sexy. Interesting guy. Not gay at all but interesting I suspect. Rebecca Romijn is a wild kinky chick and he couldn't hold on to her for long, but she is a dominatrix who likes swinging. John is a cutie, not a sexy guy to me.

It's a shame none of his Ryan Murphy roles have been that great... NEW NORMAL and SCREAM QUEENS were both flops, though maybe he will end up on 9-1-1 at some point. He would be a good fit for that show, especially if Peter Krause bails at any point. He was great on GLEE.

Trust me; there would be nothing wrong with masturbating to his current self.

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[quote] R1 “If I’m gonna masturbate to myself it’s gonna be my old self not the new [one].”

Exactly. Fuller House, which is a relatively new show, was on tv in the “little room”. He said he would not masturbate to his new self but only his old self. Thus where did he say he masturbated to himself?

Fuller House is on Netflix. So the sperm bank has a Netflix subscription now? This doesn't make any sense, and it sounds like a story made up by a narcissist.

[quote] Thus where did he say he masturbated to himself?

Well he did give the sperm sample.

[quote] Well he did give the sperm sample.

He had other material available. Do they not teach logic in schools any longer?

[quote] He had other material available. Do they not teach logic in schools any longer?

Where does it say he used the other material? Where does it say other material existed in the room?

[quote] Where does it say he used the other material? Where does it say other material existed in the room?

[quote] If you need any stimulation or whatever there’s videos and there’s a TV here.

Therefore, if he didn’t jack off to Fuller House (which features his new self) and assuming he actually produced a sperm sample via masturbation, that leaves either that he 1.) jacked off to the other material (videos or other programming on the tv) or 2.) used his imagination. Nowhere in the text OP produced does it read that he jacked off to himself. A link might provide additional information but the OP’s text does not.

[quote] Therefore, if he didn’t jack off to Fuller House

Right, like you were in the room/

I hear you, John.

He watched Charles in Charge.