Parker Posey

Didn't her character die of AIDS?

She doesn’t work that much anymore. I think she has to take care of her son Tyler.

[quote]She doesn’t work that much anymore.

Doesn't work? She's currently in the Lost In Space tv reboot.

Would you believe there's ANOTHER actress named Parker Posey?

This second Parker was probably named after the first Parker.

[quote]This second Parker was probably named after the first Parker.

That's actually possible. Parker (the OG one) went "mainstream" (somewhat in 1993) with "Dazed & Confused." Younger Parker was born in '95. Unlikely, but certainly possible. Though it begs the question of why the latter didn't adopt a new stage name - "Parker McKenna Posey" sounds as ridiculous as "Gwyneth McKenna Paltrow," but without the grade-A-cunt actress underneath.

[quote]I think she has to take care of her "son" Tyler

Parker has a kid? Small dog sure, but I didn't think she had any children. Tyler is likely a pug or a yorkie.

Pussy Porker

Parker definitely doesn't have a kid. Tyler is the dog. (They lived down the block from me in NYC until a few years ago. She liked walks down Stuyvesant St. near St Marks because it was relatively free of pedestrian traffic.)

[quote]That's actually possible. Parker (the OG one) went "mainstream" (somewhat in 1993) with "Dazed & Confused." Younger Parker was born in '95. Unlikely, but certainly possible.

Parker II was born around the time of Parker OG's breakthrough film Party Girl; maybe II's mom went into labor while watching it. :)

Bump. Did she ever marry?

I'd love a Janeane Garofalo/Parker Posey mashup. Love them both.

[quote]Parker has a kid? Small dog sure,

Yes. Gracey (I think).

[quote]I'd love a Janeane Garofalo/Parker Posey mashup. Love them both.

They live in the same building. They leave each other quirky gifts with their doorman.

I miss her.

Her character died in the books and Parker is probably committed to season two of Lost In Space.

R13 Do they still? Pretty sure Parker moved out a decade ago.

Does she ever have a serious BF?

[quote][R13] Do they still? Pretty sure Parker moved out a decade ago.

Maybe. I dunno.

R17, at 50 she goes after younger guys. So, if you're 30 and older, you have a chance with PP.

R13 Did they share wigs?

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Connie died in Babycakes giving birth to Puppy/Shawnee and the restart is set in modern times

We liked her as Dorleen for our New York store.

R23, it's Shawna.

She's a bad actress, is why.

R25 How dare you

Does she wear dentures?

She was amazing in The House of Yes.

She's also an authoress. Her entire career, Parker's maintained a sterling reputation for being terribly thoughtful, sweet and considerate.

When did she move off of Stuyvesant Street? She was in the same building as Chloe Sevigny who now lives in Brooklyn I hear.....

R30 Couldn't afford the rent?

How many wigs does she own?

I remember her from ATWT. I like her low-key vibe.

AIR RAAAAAAAAAAID!

A falafel with hot sauce, a side order of baba ganoush, and a seltzer.... please.

Love her.

Anybody want to start a punk band called "Parker Posey's Pussy"?

Does anyone know what's going on with her now? She put in an application to rent my friend's apartment in the West Village and he doesn't know if he should accept. Is she sweet or a liability? I feel like all celebrities are divas to one degree or another.

R38 Are you nuts? Accept Accept Accept!

I thought she recently moved into a new place in the W.Village.

& surely she has enough money to buy something.

R38 = fake news

She was also excellent in "Clockwatchers" with DL faves Toni Collette and Lisa Kudrow.

R40 How much money does she have?

I love Posey. She was amazing in Dazed N Confused and made Scream 3 watchable.

Her acting is so bad in Lost In Space, i watched the first episode on Netflix and haven't been back.

R44 But her wig flies out the door of the ship. It's fabulous.

She's filming Lost In Space season 2 right now near Vancouver. A friend is a mother of one of the kid actors and she and Parker are besties. Parker is apparently a blast and fun and just what you'd hope if you are a fan of her work. No bad stories at all.

R45 Bitch stole that routine from me.

R46 Tell us some stories.

Heh-Heh-Hello!

r46 You can tell she's having a great time but i'm guessing it's more from pills or something else because her acting is a little messy.

R50 She was always like that. No pills.

Natasha!

R47 I wonder how many wigs Parker owns.

She's always best in show.

R38 here. It's not fake news. My friend doesn't want to accept just because it's a celebrity, if anthing they're liable to be annoying unless they're hardly ever home or using the place as a pied a terre. Not sure why she's renting and why she'd want a 400 sf apartment.

R55 the only thing i've heard through the years is that her dog is a pain in the ass. But I don't even know if that dog is still alive. Otherwise she's quite popular in the city, just does her pottery and yoga and goes to plays and such. Not a party girl any more. ;)

R33, see r14.

Parker has my heart eternally for Darla Marks, Torture Queen of Texas.

“I’m BAD, Honey, I’m just BAD!”

She's one crazy bitch, but I love her.

"THIS? THIS IS A FISH!" Kills me every single time.

Get references from her last landlord and it will be ok. She was a longtime coop owner on E 10 and Stuyvesant Street for many years. That unit must be worth close to $2 million. She was a great neighbor (I lived 3 buildings away) and always said hi. Maybe she is only in need of a part time place to stay in NYC these days.

She goes after younger guys, I may have a chance.

The best.

Maybe she wants the small apartment for her dog. Maybe they're not getting along. Maybe they're divorcing and the pre-nup requires some kind of eternal support including housing. Maybe she's tricking people into thinking she's leaving her co-op every day to do one thing but really she's going to go to the 400 sq ft and nap all day. Maybe she's just going to use it for sex. Maybe she thinks her mail is being stolen by one of the doormen and the only solution she could come up with was sending all her mail to a different apartment. There are SO MANY possibilities.

R64 She sold the other apartment, didn't she?

Party Girl from1995 is on Amazon Prime. Watch it, worth checking out to see how Parker became a gay icon. Lots of great NYC Club scenes, brings back memories. Lady Bunny in opening scene.

R66 But was she a Party Girl in real life?

R66 It's a classic.

Parker was awesome in the underrated Josie & The Pussycats

R69 Eh, great soundtrack, so-so movie.

I still know her DRUNKS monologue by heart.

R71 The late Spalding Grey was also in that movie.

You know, Posey’s acting flair reminds me a little of David Spade doing talk-shows.

Any truth to the bestiality video?

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R77 Parker loves her dog.

Uh so what's going on with her?

Her big empty, dangling, open bag is worrisome.

R79 She's on "Lost In Space" on Netflix.

^ I believe the dog goes in that bag.

She is really fabulous in that Drunks clip.

R83 Fabulous on every clip.

"I don't recognize the past tense."

Tell us some Parker stories.

Well, Susie. Once upun a time...

How many wigs does she own?

Did Ryan Adams beat her?

Anybody see her lately?

How's she to work with?

I used to like Parker Posey, but now I like Posie Parker!

She's my crush.

R92 Ring around the posey.

AIR RAID

She's quirky.

Guys, check her out in lost in Space, she kills it! She plays Dr. Smith and a fucked up one at that. All the fanboys are upset that she's not a 55 year old queen who hangs out with little boys. Anyways, she steals the show even though I find some other actors pretty good on there. Parker's roll is evil, conniving, two faced, lying bitch with a personality disorder. And the fun part is she tells the crew she is not a medical doctor, she tells them she is a family therapist!

R97 And she wears wigs.

Her character had already died. Just in time, too; this new TotC series sucks anal warts!

I wish we saw more of her.

Lost in Space is coming back for a second season, cant wait to see her in it. I think it's in December NetFlix exclusive series.

She's obsessed with her dog.

She's been posting Joan Collins vids on IG.

She was on "Drunk History" last week.

Looks great in these recent photos.

R105 She is ageless/

Hmm, she does look great in those shots. They made her look a little rough for her age in Lost in Space. But then her character is literally mentally ill. That's why I love the show. Mentally ill DR. Smith hanging with a dysfunctional family with marital problems while lost in space.

R107 She should have a bigger career.

Acting is a crap shoot R108. 97% are unemployed at any given time.

R109 Still, better roles than Lost In Space.

Does she wear wigs or have a wig collection?

The wig troll needs to simmer down.

R112 Parker does seem like the kind though to wear and own wigs.

That's funny, she wears a wig in one episode in Lost in Space when she assumes her sisters identity. I didn't know that about her.

R114 Yep, and it flies out the window.

Love her.

One of my favorite Will and Grace guest stars. Finally one who was relatable.

She’s got a Dick Wolf podcast right now.

She was horribly miscast as Dr. Smith in the "Lost in Space" reboot on Netflix.

House Of Yes is my fave.

She was the worst thing about Scream 3. She sucked. When Jenny McCarthy can act better than you. You need to find a new career.

[quote]She was horribly miscast as Dr. Smith in the "Lost in Space" reboot on Netflix.

Are you high? She's the best thing that happens to the series. She steels the show. The only ones who thought it was bad was the 55 year old fan boys living in a basement still collecting comic books shocked they picked a woman. The actual viewer audience loved her.

R122 I loved her in it. Not her fault the scripts were shit.

At least she isn't Posie Parker.

I'll sign on to that Parker Posey/Janeane Garafolo mashup for sure. I'd like to throw in Laura Kightlinger as well. Can you imagine?

I think Posey dodged a bullet by not being in the new Tales. Did you see it? Terrible.

R125 Didn't't see it at all, but I heard that it was really bad. Not sure why they went through with it.

[quote]She's obsessed with her dog.

Her little dog just died.

R127 Shit, I just the saw the post. She loved Gracie.

I watch Party Girl at least once a year. The 'Breakfast at Tiffanys' of its time. Pure fun.

Best In Show.

Let us take a minute to appreciate the genius of Parker Posey.

R131 That's my favorite.

from what I remember, she was the best thing about Sream3

She seems to more or less play herself in everything. It's amazing she's been given so many roles. Not that I don't LOVE her.

I LOATH "Best In Show" - everyone overacts trying so hard to be funny. That poor fucking dog @ R131 having those fucking actors playing insane and shouting in his face. He looks freaked out.

R135 That's the whole point of Christopher Guest's movies.

Apparently, Parker's father died last November.

Her career took a nosedive when she played a vampire in that horrible Blade Trinity.

The pinging Ryan Reynolds made it bearable.

The plot in the book about Connie asking Mary Ann to take care of her daughter made no sense. After crashing at Connie's place when she first arrived in San Francisco Mary Ann cut off all ties with her old school friend and moved on with her life, which turned out to be a consistent, predictable pattern with Mary Ann. Why on earth would anyone want that woman, of all people, to raise a child?

Her teeth are perfect.

Bump.

I love PP

Tell us about Parker's wigs.

Bump.

Underrated.

Damn, the death of her father and her dog really aged her.

Connie Bradshaw lives!

She's actually a good actress I don't know what you shit heads are talking about. Not everybody needs a large apartment either you filthy cunts. 400 sq ft is just perfect to be honest. Easy to take care of especially if you aren't a hoarder like most of you probably are.

Lady Perfect has arrived @ R148.

She's so much BETTER than everyone else.

[quote] Easy to take care of especially if you aren't a hoarder like most of you probably are.

R149 Uh oh.

Hot, hot, hot.

Where's the busy bee?

She is currently locked up in one of the cargo holds of the Jupiter 2. Apparently the Robinson's didn't appreciate having an unlicensed, bipolar, board-line personality on board masquerading as a family therapist and "DR". Ingrates!

R154 She has purdy hair and teeth.

She's been great in the new season of "Lost In Space".

Did she have her teeth capped?

R157 Possibly.

Boing.

She was just on the new Hi Fidelity series.

R160 Great to hear.

Wee need a Parker Posey/Janeane Garofalo movie.

Bump.

Parker Posey is super. Love her.

R164 Love her hair and smile.

Bump.

Sweet.

R157 she doesn’t have veneers. Her teeth are real. I ought to know. I was her dentist.

R168 How long were you her dentist for?

Back when I lived in NYC. We were good friends. I moved to California and we lost touch.

Does she wear wigs/hairpieces? She's always changing her hair up.

R170 So her teeth look the same to you?

Tell me us more about her teeth. And her gums!

R173 Yee haw.

AIR RAD

AIR RAID

She was an answer on Jeopardy last night.

ATWT really had a great stable of actresses...Parker Posey, Julianne Moore, Meg Ryan, Marisa Tomei ... am I missing any other standouts?

I always wanted to see a remake of The Women with Parker Posey in the Joan Crawford role.

R179 Hmmm/

How many teefs does she have?

R181 Standard amount.

I want to write a show where it's three sisters, played by Parker, Lady Miss Kier and Tammy Blanchard.

R183 LMK is fucking nuts.

R184 She kinda is. Just basing that idea on their physical similarities.

R185 I guess I could see the similarities.

Does Parker wear wigs, or own any?

Bump.

[quote]Does Parker wear wigs, or own any?

Yes. When Eva Gabor died, she left her entire collection to Parker.

R189 Ha.

So hot.

R179 She'd be perfect for the Rosalind Russell role.

R192 Yes.

Natasha!

[quote][R179] She'd be perfect for the Rosalind Russell role.

But I would really want to hear her utter the famous line. "There's a name for women like you...."

[quote]But I would really want to hear her utter the famous line. "There's a name for women like you...."

It would have to be updated because everyone says "bitch" now.

"There's a name for women like you. It starts with a C. And I don't mean Christian."

Bump.

Busy Bee.

Love her smile.

Comment #200.

CDAN believes Parker has been having her psychic come over, instead of over the phone. Or it could be Janeane Garofalo

Bump.

She's barely memorable from TOTC 93 I haven't seen the others .

R203 Didn't even realize that she was in it.

Truthfully, she was there when Mary Ann arrives and that's all I remember her character playing in the narrative.

Check her Instagram out.

Love PP

R207 👆🏻 Yeah! What he said

R208 Co, signed.

Does Parker wear wigs? Does she have a wig collection?

Fantabulous!

I like Parker Posey, or maybe just her variations on a theme odd indie film girl thing. If I were a film maker I would probably always ask the question, "Now is there a way I can work Parker Posey into this story? A non-speaking role as a cashier, even?"

To her credit she was memorable in the TOTC 1993 series, but her character served only as a foil to Maryann to spotlight the main character's greenness to San Francisco.

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I would like to have seen Parker Posey in a cameo on every episode of Law & Order, for instance.

R212 Hmmmm.

I loved when she appeared on Parks&Rec as Leslie's former best friend who worked in snotty Eagleton.

R214 Same.

[quote]Truthfully, she was there when Mary Ann arrives and that's all I remember her character playing in the narrative.

She shows up towards the end for the Christmas party where Mouse gives Brian a cockring and she thinks it's a tree decoration.

Bump.

She was the best part of that early 2000s Josie and the Pussycats movie.

I think Parker and Margaret Qualley should play mother and daughter in a TV show or movie.

The House of Yes has to be one of the most screwed up, disturbing indie movies I’ve ever seen. Parker does a great job in it. Also, never thought Tori Spelling, Freddie Prinze Jr. and Parker would ever be in a movie together so there’s that going for it as well!

R220 It's a great one.

Love her IG.

Honk!

Bump.

What has Parker been doing these past few years? She seems to have disappeared from the indie limelight. Or else I haven’t caught anything she’s in.

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R226 Jesus.

Parker was hilarious on Will and Grace, as Jack's manager at Barney's.

Bump.

She was fantastic as part of the evil duo in Hudson Hawk playing alongside Richard E. Grant.

Parker Posey at tonight's Dazed And Confused live read.

More.

Even more.

"Hutch! Whatchudoinwantingtobe sleepin' with Rosanna for?"