Muscle slut minimalist Matt D'Avella

Look...I live in an empty room, now give me likes and money for doing it.

A voice made for silent films. Cute bod. Obnoxious manner.

He is so 2002!

He looks like a homeless person who’s squatting in an empty condo.

And it would be really depressing going there after a date.

Miminelists have got to be the most boring people on earth. Their entire schtick is they don't own anything...Tragic

Cute. He works out, so I wish he'd make some videos with his shirt off. His glasses frames should be a little smaller to fit his head better.

dong?

coffee

Minimalism is ovah! It's all about Conspicuous Consumption again.

Huh?

He's so hot. Anyone know what his feet look like/any pics?

Nothing

Verificatia of sizemeat?

He's got a hot bod... wish he'd do more vids with minimal clothing, if he's so minimalist.

Where are you getting "slut"?

r13 I agree, he's like a faux minimalist. He must also be a nudist to be a TRUE minimalist. Otherwise he's just a cheap asshole who won't buy any furniture.

B-O-R-I-N-G

He has a crush on The Rock

Cute, but an attention whore. But, everyone is these days. Does being a minimalist mandate a youtube video?

Other than not having living room furniture, he's real not that minimalist.

If you watch the whole video, you can see he does have furniture. He was just trolling in the beginning of the video

.........

Of course he has an Asian girlfriend

I used to be minimalist too. But now I sleep on an empty U.N. flour sack.

[Quote]Verificatia of sizemeat?

Sadly, that too is minimalist.

I’ll bet he’s a real firecracker in the sack.

He's got a hot body, but he does seem both boring AND attention seeker. Two descriptors which should never go together. He's right when he says his day probably doesn't look that different to someone who's NOT a minimalist. In fact it's just slightly more boring and calm.

Be minimal, Matt: wear fewer shirts.

He probably not boring once you starting playing with his hole!

What minimalism really looks like...

He LOVES Dwayne Johnson lol

He seems exhausting to be around.

he's adorbs. wish he were gay

He’s so selfish, overbearing, tedious and severe. He’s so tightly wound that he’ll go into a panic with any hint of spontaneity. He lacks warmth and has positively no sense of humor.

hmm. he doesn't seem tightly wound to me. he seems pretty chill.

time to slow down whores

He's gorgeous, but dear God does he love to make everything far more intricate and difficult than it needs to be. Anyone who frets excessively over which coffee brand or coffee maker they have is bound for insanity later in life.

to me, yall sound more uptight than him.

I knew as soon as he got out bed wearing jeans that it was going to be gross.

I like minimalist. I wouldn't go extreme though. That's too self aggrandizing. Minimalist should draw attention to itself.

Deangelo

Pretentious as fuck.

Boss

How can he take his work outs seriously when he doesn't have a leotard, warm up suit, wrist bands, head band, legwarmers and $85 gym shoes?

Sexy

Tell him to come back when he takes his shirt off. Then we can properly judge him.

His wife doesnt seem that into him

Beautiful bro

beautiful camera work. sexy eyes, but yes, DEEPLY boring

He's only a degree or two separated from those vocal fry monsters over at NPR. AND he has a female partner, so of course DL loves him.

I'm over 60, and I'm about as muscular. Which is to say, not very.

How can he stand listening to her voice?

He needs to make his videos in a very minimalist outfit: just his boxers. What's the point of going to the gym if you're not going to share the results, Matt?

No sugar!

^^^ Eyebrows by Sharpie.

Maybe he likes getting pegged, or having a sound shoved into his urethra. He’d still be boring, but a little less so.

If he really wants to demonstrate the advantage of not eating sugar, he'll have to broadcast with his shirt off.

What needs to be more minimal are his videos. They're long, laborious, and lack spontaneity.

Matt finally shows his tits!

[quote]Hey Matt, how does your minimalist workout look like? Because your chest looks not-so-minimalist

He's not attractive enough to be this smug about his lifestyle

His job is to be an influencer. Complete douchebag.

Smug and those stupid IG-face shots are insufferable - that said i’d let him fuck me six ways to Sunday. I gather however that he’s the one who’s dying to have his hole worked over...wonder if the GF knows.

He regularly sucks dick at the gym

He needs to present hole.

ISHC.

He's probably a sexual freak

It was inevitable that some of the comments from this very thread would make it into a Matt D'Avella video ('How to Stop Giving a Fuck').

Now that we have your attention...

Im glad Matt got a good laugh at these comments! 😂

What he calls minimalism I call normal.

Must be nice, to actively choose minimalism.

R64 Google alerts for his name isn't very minimalist

Start r64 @ 5:40.

The lucky bitches who got called out by that bald oaf are: r11, r15, r30, r57, r59. Plus everyone who said he was boring. So congrats!

I wish I commented something when I saw this thread last year. Something about fisting the minimalism right out of him...

And you can thank me for bringing him to the DL, bitches!

I like the look. It must be hard not to keep anything.

I'm surprised a lot of you guys find him hot. He looks like a Super Mario caricature to me.

He looked great in those shorts.

Straight Italian guys don't choose women that look like that.

[quote]He looked great in those shorts.

His ass @ 5:29

I wonder if he just ate a fuckload of cottage cheese + cool whip + strawberry jello powder

He walks like a whore.