Disney is considering rebooting the Pirates Of The Caribbean film series

WHY?

They should totally do this and jazz it up by adding some superheroes.

Can they just... Try something new?

With female lead?

Who would play Captain Jack Sparrow?

So they just produce shit on a constant loop now?

NO!! Stop all this rebooting shit unless they wait a respectable length of time.

Might make sense if they build it on Anne Bonny.

Wow. It's not news, of course, but money really is all that matters to these toads.

We need someone younger looking than Depp now, definitely.

Trans Captain Jacqueline Fernandez Sparrow

Nobody wants to see this without Johnny Depp. Sadly, nobody wants to see it with Johnny Depp.

I went kicking and screaming to the first one. I thought this POS would never end. The longest 2 1/2 hours of my eldergay life.

The first film was a fun novelty. The second film was okay. The third film was a horrible mess. They needed to stop at the second film.

I got the sense that the first three were some kind of launching pad for Orlando Bloom, but they should have known that Depp's cool pirate would drive the thing. If they had cast Kate Winslet as Elizabeth Swan and got rid of Will Turner, they could have created a better character driven series.

Just stick a fork in it because it's way past done.

R12 is correct on both counts.

Reboot what? Do they mean continue the shitshow series or remake them all?

And why can't anyone come up with any new ideas?

Isn't it too early for a reboot?

Is it too soon to reboot Guardians of the Galaxy? What about Black Panther?

i hope it's a trans pirate fighting cis pirates.

We can't wait to remake the original Star Wars, Alien and Back to the Future franchises!

Let's do the Titanic while we are at it!

Those are way too old R19

Let’s reboot Ready Player One and A Wrinkle In Time!

r20 excuse me?? My version of Wrinkle is a classic!

It’s so five minutes ago

I imagine Johnny Depp is sitting at home, drinking ridiculously over-priced wine and screaming, "BOX OFFICE POISON!" while rattling all his jewelry and also wearing shoulder pads.

Wig on or wig off--what say you Datalounge?

Let's have a new film version of The Pirates of Penzance. Angela's film of Joe Papp's version just didn't work.

Ridiculous.

The first movie was fun. They went down-hill fast after that, each one getting worse and worse and worse.

I think Spiderman is due for reboot #4, no?

I’m actually surprised they haven’t rebooted Back to the Future yet.

Jack Sparrow's son, Jack, Jr., will transition into a lusty lass, Jacqueline Sparrow, leading a lascivious league of lecherous privateers who profanely pillage and plunder as the bisexual, gender-neutral crew on their ship, the Social Justice Warrior, embarks on a never-ending crusade guaranteed to yield at least five sequels.

Golden....

The movie version worked just fine.