Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

My penis

is tense

by Anonymousreply 6October 24, 2018 6:22 AM

Is your penis teensy?

by Anonymousreply 1October 24, 2018 1:18 AM

But is it turgid? Tense is bad, turgid is good.

by Anonymousreply 2October 24, 2018 1:40 AM

Is it past tense or present tense?

by Anonymousreply 3October 24, 2018 1:41 AM

My penis is drained.

by Anonymousreply 4October 24, 2018 2:22 AM

I have always found that massaging is a good to relieve tension.

by Anonymousreply 5October 24, 2018 2:37 AM

Your penis needs a rest.

by Anonymousreply 6October 24, 2018 6:22 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!